Cost: $130*
Grab your best dad gear and brush up on your favorite dad jokes because the Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers welcomes you to Who's your Daddy!
That's right. We all know the dad look, but this weekend is all about what kinda dad you wanna sport. Do you wanna be BBQ dad, armed with extra BBQ sauce and meat rods? Or maybe NASCAR dad who is always ready to change your tire? Casual dad is always ready to tell you dad jokes in their khaki shorts and fresh white New Balance shoes. Choose your dad style and join us!
Rego includes Friday and Saturday trails, bottomless beer, 5 delicious meals (Friday dinner, Saturday breakfast/lunch/dinner, and Sunday breakfast), Friday night beer exchange, dad olympics, dancing, haberdashery, endless dress-up possibilities, as well as a very nice place to pitch your tent!
The campground is entirely private, a short drive outside of the city, and there are hotels nearby if you’d rather sleep indoors.
Personalized habby deadline is 7/20/2021.
PROHIBITED
Dogs, guns, teenagers, generators, campers bigger than a pop-up, and SPECTRE operatives.
DISCLAIMER
This event is at your own risk. We highly recommend that you are fully vaccinated against Covid, have a negative COVID test, or have recovered from Covid within the last 90 days. If you are feeling sick, stay home.
Who's Your Daddy?
camping stuff, beer for the craft beer exchange, wine for the wine share, and all your dad gear
2:00 PM Kegs Tapped
4:00PM – 6:00PM Registration (top of hill above pavilion)
4:00 PM Noah’s Wine Circle (lower campground)
6:00 – 8:30PM Evening Trail by Darkside (meet at pavillion)
8:30 PM Dinner (pavilion)
9:00 PM Beer Snob Club (Craft beer share, gazebo behind the pavilion)
10:00 PM Your Favorite Mixtape Dance Party (pavilion)
7:30 AM - 9:30 AM Breakfast
8:00AM - 10:00AM Registration
9:00 AM- 10:30 AM Habby Store
10:15:00 AM - 10:30 PM Trail Chalk Talk (meet at school buses)
10:30:00 AM - 2:00 PM WMD and Ear's Excellent Hashventure Trail
2:00 PM - 3:00 PM Lunch at camp
3:00PM - 4:30PM Tn@ Dad's Away Shower Consierge Service
5:00 PM Beer Mile Obstacle Course
5:30 PM Hash Games
7:00-8:00 PM Dinner
8:00 PM Circle and New Mismanagment Intro
9:00 - 9:30 PM Dad Costume Contest
9:30 PM Daddy's Dance Party
11:00 PM Snack
11:30 PM Traveling Dance Party
7:30AM - 9:30 AM Breakfast
10:30 AM Fatboy Trail
12:00 PM Clean up and Go Home!
including:
Ear of the Sperm
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Parka my cock
(Flour City Hash H...)
Tawny KiTaint
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Dazed and Cunt-Bruised
(BRCH3 and PGHH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Cuffed and Battered
(PittH3)
Just Brianne
(PittH3)
The cocktease falcon
(EWH3)
Anal Eaze
(Pgh-H3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Shameless Cussy
(PittH3)
I Came First
(CH4)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Carniwhore
Shart Appreciation
(Pittsburgh Rogue ...)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Asshole By Semen
(PGHH3)
Buns
(Pgh-H3)
London Panties Falling Down
(PorMeH3)
D'Oh Balls
(PGHH3)
Liquher cookie
(Pgh-H3)
Triple Dipple
(Pgh-H3)
I'll Finish Tomorrow
(PGHH3)
Free Candy
(Pgh-H3)
Two Birds Fucking on an Elephant’s Dong
(PittH3)
Ohio Phuck Guy
(H5)
Wheelbarrow Willie
(PittH3)
Cream of Mushroom
(PittH3)
TightE
(Pgh-H3)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
Sex Pak
(PGHH3)
Anal Nicole
(H5)
Sir Vix
(TN@)
Flicker
(Pgh-H3)
N/a
(Pgh-H3)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(Baltimore Annapol...)
Just Chrissy
(Pgh-H3)
T-Boner
(PittH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Wroughten
(PGHH3)
Cottage Cheese
(C2H5OH)
Donkey Ho Te
(PGHH3)
Ogre Under
(Pgh-H3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Finger Food
(Pgh-H3)
Heart On
(Pgh-H3)
Fort Orgy
(H3SoB)
K9
(Pgh-H3)
Just Becca
(Pittsburgh Rogue ...)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
Dirty Gerbil
(TNatH3)
Sultan of Skin
(PittH3)
Mr. Buns
(Pgh-H3)
Purple Princess
(Pittsburgh H3)
Muff Warmer
(PGHH3)
John Handycock
(PittH3)
Dr Flatus
(MH3)
Fisheye Between Her Thighs
(BAH3)
IC Haut Twat
(MH3)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
6 Cooter
(PGHH3)
Lost in the Bush
(Pgh-H3)
AC/DC
(PGHH3)
EZ 2 Please
(ABQH3)
Fantastic4skin
(Pgh-H3)
phWedgie
(H5)
PNC Spank
(PittH3)
Whale's Vagina
(ABQH3)
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