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Organizers:

PGH-H3 Hash #2000 – A New Millennium 2022

01/08 10:00 AM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $50*

Hare(s):

Fuk Stik, Defender of Peedom, and Friends

Hash #2000: A New Millennium

Holy Shit! How'd we get to #2000?

Join us for this milestone trail: there will be trail options for hashers of all abilities, followed by an Apres where we’ll celebrate making it to 2000 by partying into the night with old friends and new ones!

Plan on bringing stories, memories, and pictures to share. Note: proof of COVID-19 vaccination will be required to participate.

In addition to the 2000th trail on Saturday, we have a full weekend of events planned with hashes/events on Wed, Thurs, Friday, and Sunday. (Details below)

Cost (includes Saturday trail and rego) on 1/8/2022:

- $40 until Nov 30
- $50 until Dec 21
- $65 until Jan 4, when online rego closes
- $80 day of rego (we really want to minimize this!)

Hab: $10 extra

Questions/concerns, contact Fuk Stik or Defender of Peedom

Events:

Wednesday: TN@ Trail

This will be a manvitational event, so everyone is welcome!


Thursday: PITT Trail

More hashy fun as we gear up for the Pgh 2000th trail!


Friday: Party at Hop Farm

Cum party at Hop Farm Friday night to get lubed up for the 2000th Pgh trail!

We'll have the warehouse space to ourselves from 7:00pm to 12:00am.
$5.00 to get in, and then beer and (most) food is on you. We'll have some free appetizers from Hop Farm to share through the night.

We've got plenty of chill space, tunes to spin, beer to drink, and stories to share. No shiggy socks needed since this ain't a trail, so feel free to get gussied up or show up in a onesie if that's more your style.

Questions? Hit up Anal Eaze or Moon. They probably don't have an answer, but they're chatty and will happily bullshit with you for a while!


Saturday: The 2000thRun.

The Big Kahuna. The Main Event. The reason you’re coming to Pittsburgh in JANUARY, when it could be 60 degrees and sunny…or not.

This is what your registration fee covers.

Trail: Trail will accommodate hashers of all fitness levels (and sobriety), with a walker option, and ball buster options for those more inclined to traverse the hills and shiggy we’ve all come to know and love about Pittsburgh H3 trails.

Hash Start and Check-In:

Hash will start from the hash hotel (SpringHill Suites, 223 Federal St, PGH) with check-in opeing at 11 am.

Pack away at noon(we’re going to try to be prompt about that).

Apres: will be held at the North Shore Elks Lodge, a short walk from the hash hotel. Food and drink will be provided, but top shelf libations are on you.*

Expect to hear stories from PGH H3 hashers and visitors from different generations, share stories with people you haven’t seen in decades, and to check out the photo albums of runs you had forgotten about and hashers you no longer recognize (like your younger self!).

There will be a short circle, but we want to focus on giving people time to hang out and swap stories. And several hash songmeisters have already claimed a corner of the venue for some heavy duty dog bayi…singing of hash songs!

Once we get kicked out of the venue (around 7 or 8 pm), we’ll make the move to another venue (TBD).

*There will be a cap on the bar tab. We don’t expect to hit it, but you might bring a few extra $$$ in case we do. Bringing money to tip your bartender is also always a good thing.

Other Stuff:

Proof of vaccination will be required for this event. To register, you’ll need to send us a photo of your vaccination card.

Check back at this space or on the facebook event page for updates. We’re hoping to set up a way for people to submit stories to be read or pictures for a digital album.

The Hash Hotel does not have a shuttle running from the airport at present, but they hope to have it going by the time of the event. If it’s not going yet and you don’t feel like renting a car or taking a cab, you can take the bus (28X) to station square, then hope on the T (our light rail) to get really close to the hotel.


Sunday: “Sweat out the Toxins” Hangover Trail

Time: 11:30 am

Location: TBD

Hash Cash: $5

This will be an actual trail*, with options for walkers and runners. Length is expected to be 3-5 miles (multiply that by 1.6-something if you’re from Canukistan and you’ll get the distance in klicks). More info will be available closer to the event.

*By this we mean it’ll be more than just walking around the parking lot.


Hash 2000, A New Millennium

Location Details

SpringHill Pittsburgh North Shore

223 Federal St, Pittsburgh, PA 15212

Elks Lodge

400 Cedar Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15212

SpringHill Suites Pittsburgh North Shore

Make a Reservation

Pittsburgh H3 Party Block

Start Date: Friday, January 7, 2022

End Date: Sunday, January 9, 2022

Last Day to Book: Wednesday, December 15, 2021

Hotel(s) offering your special group rate:

SpringHill Suites Pittsburgh North Shore for 109 USD per night

Book your group rate for Pittsburgh H3 Party Block


223 Federal St, Pittsburgh, PA 15212

Schedule of Events

TN@ Trail - This will be a manvitational event, so everyone is welcome!


PITT Trail - More hashy fun as we gear up for the Pgh 2000th trail!


Cum party at Hop Farm Friday night to get lubed up for the 2000th Pgh trail!

We'll have the warehouse space to ourselves from 7:00pm to 12:00am.
$5.00 to get in, and then beer and (most) food is on you. We'll have some free appetizers from Hop Farm to share through the night.

We've got plenty of chill space, tunes to spin, beer to drink, and stories to share. No shiggy socks needed since this ain't a trail, so feel free to get gussied up or show up in a onesie if that's more your style.

Questions? Hit up Anal Eaze or Moon. They probably don't have an answer, but they're chatty and will happily bullshit with you for a while!


The 2000thRun.

Trail will accommodate hashers of all fitness levels (and sobriety), with a walker option, and ball buster options for those more inclined to traverse the hills and shiggy we’ve all come to know and love about Pittsburgh H3 trails.

Hash Start/Check-In: SpringHill Suites, 223 Federal St, PGH, check-in opening at 11 am.

Pack away promptly at noon

Apres: North Shore Elks Lodge, a short walk from the hash hotel.

Food and drink will be provided, but top shelf libations are on you.*

Once we get kicked out of the venue (around 7 or 8 pm), we’ll make the move to another venue (TBD).

*There will be a cap on the bar tab. We don’t expect to hit it, but you might bring a few extra $$$ in case we do. Bringing money to tip your bartender is also always a good thing.


Sunday’s “Sweat out the Toxins” Hangover Trail

Time: 11:30 am

Location: TBD

Hash Cash: $5

This will be an actual trail*, with options for walkers and runners. Length is expected to be 3-5 miles (multiply that by 1.6-something if you’re from Canukistan and you’ll get the distance in klicks). More info will be available closer to the event.

*By this we mean it’ll be more than just walking around the parking lot.


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