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PGH-H3 Hash #2000 – A New Millennium 2022

01/08 10:00 AM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $65*

Hare(s):

Fuk Stik, Defender of Peedom, and Friends

Hash #2000: A New Millennium


UPDATE (also emailed on 12/29/2021)

Here's what you need to know regarding the 2000th run on Saturday:


  1. Full vaccination will be required to participate. Please email a photo of your vaccination card to binheat666@gmail.com as soon as is convenient.


  2. All attendees will be required to take a rapid test when they check in for trail on Saturday. Tests will be provided. If you test positive, you unfortunately will not able to participate.


  3. The majority of the event will take place outdoors, but the apres and food will be indoors.


  4. People who want to do trail only (just the outside portion of the event) can, but will still be required to be vaccinated and tested due to how easily the Omicron variant spreads. We will offer at least a partial refund to people in this category.


  5. Masks will not be required during the event, but we encourage those who would feel more comfortable wearing one to do so.



Holy Shit! How'd we get to #2000?

Join us for this milestone trail: there will be trail options for hashers of all abilities, followed by an Apres where we’ll celebrate making it to 2000 by partying into the night with old friends and new ones!

Plan on bringing stories, memories, and pictures to share. Note: proof of COVID-19 vaccination will be required to participate.

In addition to the 2000th trail on Saturday, we have a full weekend of events planned with hashes/events on Wed, Thurs, Friday, and Sunday. (Details below)

Cost (includes Saturday trail and rego) on 1/8/2022:

- $40 until Nov 30
- $50 until Dec 21
- $65 until Jan 4, when online rego closes
- $80 day of rego (we really want to minimize this!)

Hab: $10 extra

Questions/concerns, contact Fuk Stik or Defender of Peedom

Events:

Wednesday: TN@ Trail

This will be a manvitational event, so everyone is welcome!

Event details: Wednesday TN@ Manvitational, Click Here


Thursday: PITT Trail

More hashy fun as we gear up for the Pgh 2000th trail!

Event details: Thursday PITT Trail, Click Here


Friday: Party at Hop Farm

Cum party at Hop Farm Friday night to get lubed up for the 2000th Pgh trail!

Event details: Friday Prelube Party, Click Here


Saturday: The 2000thRun.

The Big Kahuna. The Main Event. The reason you’re coming to Pittsburgh in JANUARY, when it could be 60 degrees and sunny…or not.

This is what your registration fee covers.

Trail: Trail will accommodate hashers of all fitness levels (and sobriety), with a walker option, and ball buster options for those more inclined to traverse the hills and shiggy we’ve all come to know and love about Pittsburgh H3 trails.

Hash Start and Check-In:

Hash will start from the hash hotel (SpringHill Suites, 223 Federal St, PGH) with check-in opeing at 11 am.

Pack away at noon(we’re going to try to be prompt about that).

Apres: will be held at the North Shore Elks Lodge, a short walk from the hash hotel. Food and drink will be provided, but top shelf libations are on you.*

Expect to hear stories from PGH H3 hashers and visitors from different generations, share stories with people you haven’t seen in decades, and to check out the photo albums of runs you had forgotten about and hashers you no longer recognize (like your younger self!).

There will be a short circle, but we want to focus on giving people time to hang out and swap stories. And several hash songmeisters have already claimed a corner of the venue for some heavy duty dog bayi…singing of hash songs!

Once we get kicked out of the venue (around 7 or 8 pm), we’ll make the move to another venue (TBD).

*There will be a cap on the bar tab. We don’t expect to hit it, but you might bring a few extra $$$ in case we do. Bringing money to tip your bartender is also always a good thing.

Other Stuff:

Proof of vaccination will be required for this event. To register, you’ll need to send us a photo of your vaccination card.

The Hash Hotel does not have a shuttle running from the airport at present, but they hope to have it going by the time of the event. If it’s not going yet and you don’t feel like renting a car or taking a cab, you can take the bus (28X) to station square, then hope on the T (our light rail) to get really close to the hotel.

Event Details: 2000th Run, Click Here


Sunday: “Sweat out the Toxins” Hangover Trail

Time: 11:30 am

Event Details: Hangover Trail, Click Here


Hash 2000, A New Millennium

Location Details

SpringHill Suites Pittsburgh North Shore

223 Federal St, Pittsburgh, PA 15212

Elks Lodge

400 Cedar Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15212

SpringHill Suites Pittsburgh North Shore

Make a Reservation

Pittsburgh H3 Party Block

Start Date: Friday, January 7, 2022

End Date: Sunday, January 9, 2022

Last Day to Book: Wednesday, December 15, 2021

Hotel(s) offering your special group rate:

SpringHill Suites Pittsburgh North Shore for 109 USD per night

Book your group rate for Pittsburgh H3 Party Block


223 Federal St, Pittsburgh, PA 15212

Schedule of Events

TN@ Trail - This will be a manvitational event, so everyone is welcome!

Event details: Wednesday TN@ Manvitational, Click Here


PITT Trail - More hashy fun as we gear up for the Pgh 2000th trail!

Event details: Thursday PITT Trail, Click Here


Cum party at Hop Farm Friday night to get lubed up for the 2000th Pgh trail!

We'll have the warehouse space to ourselves from 7:00pm to 12:00am.
$5.00 to get in, and then beer and (most) food is on you. We'll have some free appetizers from Hop Farm to share through the night.

We've got plenty of chill space, tunes to spin, beer to drink, and stories to share. No shiggy socks needed since this ain't a trail, so feel free to get gussied up or show up in a onesie if that's more your style.

Questions? Hit up Anal Eaze or Moon. They probably don't have an answer, but they're chatty and will happily bullshit with you for a while!

Event details: Friday Prelube Party, Click Here


The 2000thRun.

Trail will accommodate hashers of all fitness levels (and sobriety), with a walker option, and ball buster options for those more inclined to traverse the hills and shiggy we’ve all come to know and love about Pittsburgh H3 trails.

Hash Start/Check-In: SpringHill Suites, 223 Federal St, PGH, check-in opening at 11 am.

Pack away promptly at noon

Apres: North Shore Elks Lodge, a short walk from the hash hotel.

Food and drink will be provided, but top shelf libations are on you.*

Once we get kicked out of the venue (around 7 or 8 pm), we’ll make the move to another venue (TBD).

*There will be a cap on the bar tab. We don’t expect to hit it, but you might bring a few extra $$$ in case we do. Bringing money to tip your bartender is also always a good thing.

2000th Run, Click Here


Sunday’s “Sweat out the Toxins” Hangover Trail

Time: 11:30 am

Location: TBD

Hash Cash: $5

This will be an actual trail*, with options for walkers and runners. Length is expected to be 3-5 miles (multiply that by 1.6-something if you’re from Canukistan and you’ll get the distance in klicks). More info will be available closer to the event.

*By this we mean it’ll be more than just walking around the parking lot.

Hangover Trail, Click Here


Public Event

See the full list!

100 Hashers came

including:

T-Bag

(Pgh-H3)

Snatch Rabbit

(PGHH3)

Buffalo Nut

(PGHH3)

No Code

(Pgh-H3)

El Concocktador

Pittsburgh Inebriated Thirsty Thursday H3
...

Dead Kennedy

(PGHH3)

Mr Windypops

(Pgh-H3)

The Udder Ho

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Hu Phlung Pu

(Harrisburg-Hershe...)

Moon

(Pittsburgh H3)

London Britches Falling Down

(PittH3)

Robocock

DC Road Whores
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Rexine

(Pittsburgh H3)

Cockstradamus

(BFMH3)

Any Cock'll Do (Cockle)

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Pack My Fanny

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Green Mile

Pittsburgh H3
...

Namaste n Watch

Susquehanna Pussies on Trail
...

Penis Head

(Dayton Hash House...)

Fluffer

(Pittsburgh H3)

7 Layer Dip

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Mutha Ducker

(Denver & Boulder ...)

Dances with dogs

(AH3)

Truck Stop Taco

(NVHHH)

Moist Slacks

(MCH3)

Cream of Mushroom

(PittH3)

WMD

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
Ron Swanson - A charac...

D'Oh Balls

(PGHH3)

Cock in a Net

(PittH3)

Scratch and Sniff

(RCH3-OH)

Wind Tunnel

(Rubber City Hash ...)

ManGurglar

(PGH-H3)

BVD

(IH3)

Purple Princess

(Pgh-H3)

Carniwhore

C2H5OH
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

Narco Polo

(Pgh-H3)

Folker

Pittsburgh H3
...

Cumz Alone

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Splash Zone

(RCH3-OH)

Oily Hole

(BoulderH3)

Idiotic Cat Poser

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Free 2 Lay

Susquehanna Pussies on Trail
...

Dr Strokinoff

(Pgh-H3)

Projectile Dog Shit

(PGHH3)

Kunt-fu Weasel

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Handy Capable

(MoA2H3)

Coldmember

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

G. I.

(RUMSON)

Defender of Peedom

Pittsburgh Inebriated Thirsty Thursday H3
...

Buns

(Pgh-H3)

Crack Filler

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Swamp Bitch

(TN@)

Spermit

(PghH3)

Heart On

(PGHH3)

Choke Full O'Nuts

(Pgh-H3)

Sex Pak

Pittsburgh H3
...

VueGina

(Pgh-H3)

Twisted Sister

(Pgh-H3)

Token's Little Cuckhold

(PittH3)

Whip It Out

Motown/Ann Arbor H3
...

Anal Eaze

Pittsburgh Inebriated Thirsty Thursday H3
...

Smitten

(PGHH3)

Spinning midget

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Little Enchilada

Rubber City Hash House Harriers OHIO
...

BF2

(Pgh-H3)

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Deaf, Dum, and Wine

(MVH3)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Gutter Guzzler

(MoA2H3)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
On on

Catwoman

Dayton Hash House Harriers
...

Dr Flatus

(MorgantownH3)

Fuk Stik

Blue Hen
...

Jinkies

Pittsburgh H3
...

BitchinHeat

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

The Great Gashby

(IH3)

Assotope

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Screamin semen

(DenverH3)

phWedgie

(DECOC)

Land 'o Licks

(PGHH3)

K9-69

(PGHH3)

Shameless Cussy

Pittsburgh Inebriated Thirsty Thursday H3
...

Fantastic4skin

(PGHH3)

I'll Finish Tomorrow

(PGHH3)

Noah

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Titty Whiskers

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

The Black Clap

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Teen LaQueefa

(C2H5OH)

Back Door Deposit

(BFMH3)

I Came First

(CH4)

Luke Fairy

Summit H3
...

Boxxx Spring

(White House H3)

Sex and Ate

(MoA2H3)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Dazed and Cunt-Bruised

(PGHH3)

Jousting With Jesus

(PittH3)

Schoolhouse Cock

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Hemorrhoid

(BoulderH3)