Cost: $100*
PGH-H3’s 34th Analversary Campout, June 2-4, 2017
"If the world has absolutely no sense who’s stopping us from inventing one?"
Come play with us in Wonderland! The Caterpillar asks “Who are YOU?” and in our Wonderland you get to choose! Are you the Mad Hatter? Tweedledum or Dee? The Queen of Hearts? The March Hare? The Cheshire Cat? Alice?
"There is a place, like no place on earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger. Some say, to survive it, you need to be as mad as a hatter. We’re entirely bonkers, but I’ll tell you a secret, ALL the best people are. Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality."
In this war half-minds will create our own reality with some very twisted trails and Wonderland-inspired revelry. “Every adventure requires a first step,” so won’t you come join us?
Late Rabbit Rate: $100 after 5/1 (you’ll get habby if we have extras)
Rego includes: Friday & Saturday trails, bottomless beer, 5 delicious meals (Friday dinner, Saturday breakfast/lunch/dinner, and Sunday breakfast), fun & games, Saturday night costume contest and party, unapologetic debauchery, a live Hasher band, haberdashery, endless dress-up possibilities, as well as a very nice place to pitch your tent! The campground is entirely private, a short drive outside of the city, and there are hotels nearby if you’d rather sleep indoors.
Notable Events:
Darkside H3 Follow the White Rabbit Trail
Time:Friday @ 6pm - Buses Leave!
Hares:Scrum Guzzler, Double Stuffed, and The Black Clapp
Distance: Between 5 and 7 miles * You will be bused in and out for this trail
Taste of Wonderland Camp Crawl Replaced the Bar Crawl
Time: Friday @ 7pm
Hares: Steph Infection, Dirty Gerbil, Dinosoreass
Distance: <1 mile
Info: NLC Crawl!
Welcome to Wonderland Karaoke and Dance
Time:Friday @ 10pm
Contact: Any PGH Weekend Mismanagement member
Info: 8====D Karaoke, Dancing, and Drinking!
Craft Beer Tasting
Time:10:00 PM on Friday
Who: Everyone's favorite beer snob couple: HLT and T-Bag
Info:Bring a 6 pack of your favorite local craft beer, 2-22oz bottles, or a 64oz Growler. You will be provided a 3oz cup!
PGH Trail
Time: Saturday @ 1030am - Buses Leave!
Hares: WMD
Length: Between 3 to 5 miles * You will be bused in and out for this trail
TN@ Tea Shower Party -- Featuring the TN@ men!
Time: Saturday @ 3pm
Harriettes: Sirvix, Dinosoreass, Shameless Cussy
Tn@ Men: Scrum Guzzler, ICP, Major Pecker, Porn Again Christian
Info: Happy Hour Shower Party!
Pitt Triple Crown Beer Mile
Time: Saturday @ 5pm
Hares: TightE, ManG, Defender, and K9
Info:Patch ALERT! Get your final piece to the highly sought after H5, PGH, and Charm City Triple Crown Beer Mile patch!
Wonderland Costume Contest
Time: Saturday @ 9pm
Pageant Coordinator: Moon
Info: Slap on your best Wonderland themed attire and prepare to wow us on stage!
Wonderland
All nessesary items for a hash tent camping weekend.
2:00pm Kegs Tapped
4:00pm - 6:00pm Registration
6:00pm Darkside Trail (Bused Out)
7:30pm Taste of Wonderland Camp Crawl
9:00pm Dinner
10:00pm Welcome to Wonderland Karaoke Dance Party
10:00pm Craft Beer Tasting **Bring Beer to Share
8:00am -10:00am Breakfast
8:00am - 10:00am Registration
8:00am - 10:00am Habby Sales Bazaar
10:30am PGH Trail (Bused Out)
12:00pm - 1:30pm Never Leave Wonderland Lunch
3:00pm- 4:00pm TN@ Tea Shower Party
5:00:pm Pitt Triple Crown Beer Mile
5:30pm Hash Olympics
6:30pm Dinner and Hash Band
8:00pm Circle and New Missmanagment Announcements
9:00pm Wonderland Costume Contest
10:00pm Dancing
11:00pm - 1:00am Snacks
8:00am - 10:00am Breakfast
10:30am Fatboy Trail
12:00pm Clean up and Go Home!
including:
Ear of the Sperm
Spinning Midget
(PGHH3)
Europe'an Whore
(Nittany Valley HHH)
Muff Warmer
(PittH3)
Folker
(PGHH3)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
Snow White and the Seven Whores
(MtnBH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/A2 H3)
Donkey Ho Te
Shitty Titty Gang Bang
(PittH3)
Duke of Hurl
(PGHH3)
Circle Jerkinator
(Nittany Valley HHH)
Twisted Sister
(PGHH3)
K9-69
(PITT H3)
Flicker
(PGHH3)
Whip It Out
(Motown/A2 MoAn'n H3)
Shart Appreciation
Prick Her
(PGHH3)
Triple Dipple
(PittH3)
Lost in the Bush
(PGHH3)
just Shawn
(PGHH3)
Back Door Buzz
(Hogtown)
Sux2Blow
(Nittany Valley HHH)
ManGurglar
(PGHH3,TNatH3, PittH3)
VAGiant
(MOA2H3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Pack my Fanny
(PGHH3)
Assswipe
(Sarnia Chemical W...)
Cock Smitten
(TWATSH3)
Free 2 Lay
(H5)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
Fluffer
(PGHH3)
Strawberry Short Tits
(Nittany Valley HHH)
phWedgie
(H5)
St. Dickless
(MoA2H3)
6 Cooter
(PGHH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(Nittany Valley HHH)
Tasty Muff
(Mimosa H3)
Jingle Jizz
(Sisterhood of the...)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
BANG FOR YOUR BUCK
(H5)
GIANT ÅNKL
(Shoulda Stayed Ho...)
J-WALKER
(Pulaski H3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
BushWacker FudgePacker
(MtnBH3)
BROWN NOSER
(H5)
Fuk Stik
(Blue Hen H3)
Transoxual
(PGHH3)
Finger Food
(PGHH3)
E.T. Bone Home
(PittH3)
Just Ben - Finger Food's secret lover
(PGH-H3)
Buffalo Nut
(pgh-h3)
John Handycock
(PGHH3)
Twat's up cock?
(PGHH3)
Just John
Learner Spermit
(BAH3)
Multigasm
(SH3 Sarnia Chemic...)
Wanking Dead
(PGHH3)
Bunz
(PGHH3)
Drunk Dynasty
(PRATH3)
COMT
(PGHH3)
Cumz Alone
(EH3)
Mr. Buns
(PGHH3)
TightE
(PGHH3)
Potty Guard/Party Gourd
(PittH3)
Third Man In
(SMUTTyCrab)
Crotch Watcher
(Pulaski H3)
Google Gaggle
(PittH3)
Wikipedophilia
(Space Unicorn H3)
Cream of Mushroom
(PittH3)
Scrum Guzzler
(PGHH3)
THE 2nd Cumming
(BluBlockerH3)
Cuntput
(Indyhhh)
C-scaper
(PITTH3)
Honeynut Squirreleo
(Pgh-H3)
Purple Princess
(PGHH3)
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