ANNUAL HASH “SEX ED” TRAIL
Hare: Dirty Dom Done Dirt Cheap
Class is officially in session, you degenerates.
This year’s “education” will cover important subjects like:
• Advanced cardio positions (running… get your mind right)
• Hands-on learning (probably in mud)
• Group participation exercises
• Poor decision-making under supervision
Expect a trail that’s naughty in theme, not in behavior — shiggy, laughs, bad puns, and the kind of “education” only hash can provide.
Dress to impress (or distress) — fishnets, pleather, schoolgirl, villain era, whatever screams questionable life choices.
Pop quizzes may occur. Wrong answers = consequences (the fun hash kind).
As always: consent, respect, and don’t be a creep — we’re here to be ridiculous, not reckless.
Bring your trail legs, your sense of humor, and leave your shame at home.
Detention has never looked this fun.
On-On to higher learning.

Price covers : food on after, liquids, toe tag and give me's.