REGO not guaranteed until paid
REGO includes
- BEER, BEER, Cider, mimosas and someone mentioned BEER
- Primitive tent site (upgrades available through resort)
- FRIDAY-amazing dinner
-SATURDAY- 3 incredible meals
-SUNDAY- Fabulous breakfast
WEEKEND EVENTS
-River Float
-Lube Wrestling
-Slippy Flippy Cup
- Cum Queen and King Ding a Ling talent show
-other shit we haven’t figured out yet

TRAILZ (other than chasing tail)
- NOT 1 BUTT 2 SHOOTING STAR trails
Friday night shooting star- Regurgitated Cum Bubbles
Theme- Glow Party - Let your weird lite shine so other weirdos can find you! Body paint, glow sticks or your really pale ass! Let’s run around like like we’re playing tag!
Saturday night shooting star- Rimjob Ringleader (Greatest Hoe on Earth) Theme- Tie me up and Do a Down Down
Lions,tigers, cougars & bears Cum one Cum all in your bondage, leather, lace, ropes & lingerie!
-Green Jacket Shiggy Trail- your Hare will be AllThat For Nothing
- Hashers not Trashers trail

REQUIRED
- Photo ID and registration for back ground check
-VAX card, negative COVID test (max 3 days old) or OTC (home) test must be taken at check in (you supply the test)
- tushy towel (don’t put your bare ass on resort property)
- good attitude
-CONSENT CONSENT CONSENT

PROHIBITED
- under age 21
- banned hashers
-glass in common areas such as pool/hot tub
-Photography

IF THERE ARE ANY DIETARY RESTRICTIONS FOR FOOD PLEASE CONTACT US SO WE CAN TRY TO MAKE ARRANGEMENTS FOR YOU.