Cost: $120
Hare(s):
Rimjob Ringleader, Regurgitated Cum Bubbles and NN Kegan
REGO not guaranteed until paid
REGO includes
- BEER, BEER, Cider, mimosas and someone mentioned BEER
- Primitive tent site (upgrades available through resort)
- FRIDAY-amazing dinner
-SATURDAY- 3 incredible meals
-SUNDAY- Fabulous breakfast
WEEKEND EVENTS
-River Float
-Lube Wrestling
-Slippy Flippy Cup
- Cum Queen and King Ding a Ling talent show
-other shit we haven’t figured out yet
TRAILZ (other than chasing tail)
- NOT 1 BUTT 2 SHOOTING STAR trails
Friday night shooting star- Regurgitated Cum Bubbles
Theme- Glow Party - Let your weird lite shine so other weirdos can find you! Body paint, glow sticks or your really pale ass! Let’s run around like like we’re playing tag!
Saturday night shooting star- Rimjob Ringleader (Greatest Hoe on Earth) Theme- Tie me up and Do a Down Down
Lions,tigers, cougars & bears Cum one Cum all in your bondage, leather, lace, ropes & lingerie!
-Green Jacket Shiggy Trail- your Hare will be AllThat For Nothing
- Hashers not Trashers trail
REQUIRED
- Photo ID and registration for back ground check
-VAX card, negative COVID test (max 3 days old) or OTC (home) test must be taken at check in (you supply the test)
- tushy towel (don’t put your bare ass on resort property)
- good attitude
-CONSENT CONSENT CONSENT
PROHIBITED
- under age 21
- banned hashers
-glass in common areas such as pool/hot tub
-Photography
IF THERE ARE ANY DIETARY RESTRICTIONS FOR FOOD PLEASE CONTACT US SO WE CAN TRY TO MAKE ARRANGEMENTS FOR YOU.
Friday
Rego & tap kegs - 1300
Dinner - BBQ - 1800
Lube wrestling - 2200
Shooting star trail 0000 (glow Party theme)
Saturday
Breakfast - 0700
River float/Hashy Scavengers - 1000
Lunch – hotdogs & hamburgers – 1200
Green Jacket King &Queen Competition – 1400
Slippy Flippy cup – 1600
Dinner – Filipino – 1800 (announce King and Queen)
Shiggy trail – 2000
Night Lube wrestling – 2200
Shooting star trail - 0000 (Tie me up & do a down down)
Sunday
Breakfast – 0700 – grab and go station
On out & fuck off trail – 1000
Friday
Rego & tap kegs - 1300
Dinner - BBQ - 1800
Lube wrestling - 2200
Shooting star trail 0000 (glow Party theme)
Saturday
Breakfast - 0700
River float/Hashy Scavengers - 1000
Lunch – hotdogs & hamburgers – 1200
Green Jacket King &Queen Competition – 1400
Slippy Flippy cup – 1600
Dinner – Filipino – 1800 (announce King and Queen)
Shiggy trail – 2000
Night Lube wrestling – 2200
Shooting star trail - 0000 (Tie me up & do a down down)
Sunday
Breakfast – 0700 – grab and go station
On out & fuck off trail – 1000
including:
10 28 88
(Charleston Hereti...)
Homeless Hole Hunter
(AUGH3)
NN Brianne
(PFH3)
Grandpa has my dick pics
(O2H3)
Doesn't Validate Parking in the Tong Tong Tong (DVP)
(CH3)
1Fish2FishCatfishFatbitch
(SavH3)
Falldo Butters McShaggins
(Peach Fuzz Hash H...)
Papa don't breach
(SavH3)
Bad Tranny
(PFH3)
NFN Danielle
(SavH3)
Nn Dustin
(PFH3)
N/a
(AUGH3)
Hobo Henny
(LTH3)
Just Selena
(PFH3)
Just Stacy
(LTH3)
NN tucker
(PFH3)
Gimme the 70
(AUGH3)
Urine My Mouth
(SavH3)
Rimjob Ringleader The Greatest Hoe On Earth
(Miami H3)
J-E-L-L-HO!
(Rock Vegas H3 )
Pandamoanium
(MiamiH3)
Just Robert
(LTH3)
Smalls
(Aigh3)
Dog and Pony Show
(LTH3)
Cosmo Swallowtin
(W3H3)
Shrimping Ain't Easy
(SNOH3)
Can't Dress Me
(AUGH3)
You’ll never smell me cumming
(LTH3)
NN Sylvia
(PFH3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many