Cost: $69*
Good things are cumming this year to the Peach Fuzz!!! We have found and secured a brand new location for some hashtacular virgin shiggy which also offers a place for much debauchery. This new location is 90 acres of wooded primitive land out near Thomson, GA, just minutes outside of Augusta. So grab your nice golf knickers and your fancy green jackets as we welcum the world to our little city. Online regos end 4/6..We are capping this event at 75 wankers, so get your rego's in to secure your spot !
What to Bring: Tent, Camping Gear, A Few Changes of Clothes, A Chair, Your Vessel, bug spray, liquor, and Anything Else You Think You Need for a Great Hash campout
What not to bring: your dignity, firearms, bad attitudes, or fireworks
What to Expect: A Helluvalotta Fun, Beer, Dinner Friday & Saturday NIght, Beer, boobs, Breakfast Saturday & Sunday, Beer, Lunch Saturday, a Kick-Ass Trail, more boobs, and More Beer
Dog Friendly?: yes, but you are responsible for your own dog. We will be camping on 90 acres of primitive wooded land that is not fenced in so it is not recommended to bring your dog if he/she likes to run off, Or if he/she does not play well with others.
THERE IS A GOLF THEME FOR THE ENTIRE WEEKEND
The Rules of Bedroom Golf:
Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.
Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole.
Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.
For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.
Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.
Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again.
It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers.
Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason.
Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear, just in case.
Players should not assume that the course is in shape to play at all times. Players may be embarrassed if they find the course temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.
Players should assume their match has been properly scheduled particularly when playing a new course for the 1st time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else is playing what they considered a private course.
The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of any bushes, which may reduce the visibility of the hole.
Players are strongly advised to get the owners permission before attempting to play the backside.
Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the owners request.
It is considered an outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.
Masters Golf Tounament/ Green and Golf related
Tent, Camping Gear, A Few Changes of Clothes, A Chair, Bug Spray, Your Vessel, Anything Else You Think You Need for a Great Hash
Friday
Kegs tapped at 4pm
4pm: set up camp and hang out
6:30-8pm - dinner served
8-10: drinking games
10pm: circle up for introductions and par 3 trail (lingerie shooting star trail)
Saturday
8am - 10am: Wake-up, Eat Breakfast and Start Drinking Again
12noon - Circle Up for Introductions & Chalk Talk for Green Jacket Run
Lunch served at first beer stop
5ish - Circle Up for Awards & Accusations
6:00ish - Dinner is Served
Saturday After Dark - More Drinking Games, More Random Hash Debauchery and entertainment
Sunday
8am - 10am - Wake up, Eat Breakfast, drink more beer if there is any left
10-2pm: Finish remaining alcohol and pack-up and drive home
including:
Roll-On
(DC H3 / Ft Eustis)
Hose Handler
(CHS Happy Heretics )
Cunt Swabula
(Isla Mujeres Mas ...)
Hammered & Nailed
(GH3)
Dude where's my Crabs
(PFH3)
Just Taylor
(CH3)
Penile Hubris (pH)
(Greenville H3)
NFHN Brandon
Hood Whornament
(HereticsH3)
Lifeless Tongue
Plain Jane
Thar She Blows
Queef 'n' Cheddar
(Savannah)
Revolving Whore
(HereticsH3)
Roscoe Pee I Won't Lay Trail Till I Get a Name
(Augusta Undergrou...)
Daddy's Pearl Necklace
(BLH3)
Cushions N Cream
Queen Lou Kweepha
(PCH3IT)
Dances with Balls
(PFH3)
HELICOCKTER
(PCH3IT)
DEATH BY Snu-Snu
(MBH3)
Shit slushy
(PFH3)
Toys For Twats
(MRH3)
Hilfrigger
(CFH3)
Dick-Tested Whore-Approved
Drill My Privates
(Augusta Undergrou...)
Depends On Me
(MRH3)
Mammas mayo
(Peach fuzz)
No Name Ashley
Driving Miss Blow Back
(PFH3)
Salad Squirter
PETER POO
(PFH3)
Passion of the Dumbass
(PFH3)
First in ass
LSD
In My Bum Per My Mum
(HereticsH3)
Farteen
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(DC Road Whores/Lu...)
Shits Like This
(PFH3)
Trail of Snail
(PFH3)
daddys fluffer
The Scarlet Petter
(Smushhh)
Moochin' Wench
(ECH3)
Metawhorical Sunshine
(Bay2BeachesH3)
German Anal Girl
Created by Gin | Inspired by many