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PDXGDRH3 2024 Portland Green Dress Run 2024

03/22 05:30 PM to 03/24 02:00 PM

A PDXGDRH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

Shiggy:

Please fill out this rego and then paypal 96.69 to friends and family to antjegreendress@gmail.com.

Hardigan and Mouthful bring you another year of all things green... OK, yellow beer, beige food and GREEN DRESSES.

Will we have a new menu? Will we hire the same DJ? Will anyone get arrested?

You never know. But two things are the same... we'll once again be at the Secret Warehouse... which means no glitter.
And we'll be having a fucking fantastic time.


Green

THINGS TO BRING: Kilt, green dress, can do attitude, onsie, thirst, sense of humor, taste for Irish Food, patches to share, a can-do attitude, rain gear, and hugs. THINGS NOT TO BRING: Glitter. Dogs. Entitlement. Misogyny. Homophobia. A DISREGARD FOR CONSENT....

Start Location Details

The Secret Warehouse

411 NE 18th Ave

Schedule of Events

Friday - Kilted Hash, Dinner, Circle, Dancing
Saturday - Green Dress Run, Dinner, Circle, Dancing
Sunday - Breakfat, Hangover Onsie Run, Closing Circle.


Public Event

See the full list!

183 Hashers came

including:

Circle twerk

(Salem H3)

Shiggy Wipe

(Oregon Kahuna Has...)

Twatify

(SWHHH)

Swinging Ball Buster

(EdmontonH3)

Canadian Club

(VanH3)

Smashing Blumpkins

(PH4)

Jizz Luge

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

BunnyFucker

(NH4)

Just Ashley

(COH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(HSWTFH3)

Just Kevin

(StumpH3)

Wasted Rubber

(NoBalls)

The Great Gagsby

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Lying Sack of Shit

(CalgaryH3)

Quarantini Houdini

Stumptown Hash House Harriers
Half Mind since 2/13/20

It's Still Stained

HS!WTF? H3
Free beer for all the ...

Ballsacajewea

Bellinghamster Hash House Harriers
Got Average Dick Energy?

Hold Whore

(SWH3)

Pixie Gets Around

(COH3, Trailer Trash)

BallErina

(SeattleH3)

Street Meat

(NH3)

Hurling Sharter

(Oregon Kahuna Has...)

The Deadliest Snatch, Hash Dom

(DWH3)

SUBARU nmy HuHu

(ANCHORAGE Ak )

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

Cum Squadron

(LDSH3)

Three Foot Fucker

(PH4)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Peter Millimeter

(OH3)

3 Dogs 1 Cup

(StumpH3)

Facial

(Exit 69 H3)

Itchee Snatchee GM

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

THRINCH

(WWh3)

Extra Sensory Pussy

Stumptown Hash House Harriers
...

Treasure Chest

(PH4)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Dildo Doesn't Fall From The Tree ( Dildo Tree)

(LDSH3)

Darkstar Porkestra

(PH4)

Rock, Paper, Stippers

West Coat H3
Bird gang

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Doggy Style

(EH3)

Sex Doll Serial Killer

(BoulderH3)

Bubbles

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Bouncing Boobs

Bad Decisions H3
...

FBI

(StumpH3)

Qweer Eye for the Brown Guy

(T2H3)

Cougaroos

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
Your mom is my cardio

Wine Rack

(SDH3)

Purdy Mouth, the Whole-fficial Team Fister

(StumpH3)

Slippy Thong

(CalgaryH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(View Check H3)

Higher Than A Giraffe's Butthole

(HSWTFH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(SH3)

Barely ManBelow

Eugene Hash House Harriers
...

Chubby Chaser

(Oregon H3)

BeHeader

(Vancouver, BC, VH3)

White Girl Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Poundezz Puppiezz

(PH4)

What the Fuss

(CASSH3)

CunnilAngus: The Poler Whoretex

Eugene Hash House Harriers
...

Beer Factor

(Boise H3)

just cezar

(virgin)

Toys R Ass

(PDXGDR)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

singed minge

(A2H3)

Inky Dinky

(EdmontonH3)

Pee Hard On

(HSWTFH3)

Graverocker

(N2H3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

PotC: TCotBPN

No Balls H3
...

DJ S’moregasm

(Lost Boobs H3)

Ovomitis

(PH4)

Just Ariel

(Oregon Kahuna Has...)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Everybody's Twerkin' for the Weekend

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
...

Kitchen Remodel

(OH3)

Space Invader

(EH3)

Just Alex

(PH3)

IOU1IUD

Bellinghamsters H3
...

Just Chelsey

(LVH3vlv)

Gaysted

(PH4)

HeadMistress

(SeattleH3)

Wood whisperer

(NoH3-)

Magic 8 Ball

(Oregon Kahuna Has...)

Lick It To Beaver

(ASSH3/StumptownH3)

Eight is Enough

(A2H3)

Ditch Bitch

(PH3)

Hot For Your Shot

(LDSH3)

Jacket Off

Oregon Hash House Harriers
...

FuGaWi

(PH4)

Metric Fuckton

(StumpH3)

FreckleBitch

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
You Can't Beat My Meat

D.P. the ol faith hole

(StumpH3)

Cherry Poppins

(T2H3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Spanks 4 Cumming

(KittensH3)

Chunder Chick

(PH3)

Shoe Said Head, GM HS!WTF?H3

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Fills Your Mouth

(OH3)

DR. Who's Ass Has My Cock Been In

(StumpH3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Gay bondage

(SeattleH3)

Screaming wet hole

(EH3)

Whore's Whisperer

I hash all the Denver & Boulder kennels
...

Lick It To Beaver

Atomic Shit Show Hash House Harriers
...

Stinky in my Ass

View Check H3
...

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Uncle Bad Touch

Black Rock City Hash House Harriers
...

Grassy Ass

San Diego Hash House Harriers
grassy

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

RPM (Rapid Pussy Movement)

(PH4)

Tinder Tits

(T2H3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Master Beater

(StumpH3)

Eat My Cherry Pie

(Kittens H3)

Ranch on the side

(Stump)

Power Puker

(PH4)

I-Da-Hoe Roofie

(StumpH3)

Mr. Pee yagi

(Swwh3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Only Cans

(NoBalls)

Whore Some Sugar on Me

(HSWTFH3)

Camp Touch This

(T2H3)

Silent But Snatchy

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Jiffy Lube

(StumpH3)

DeliCUNTessen

(PH4)

Peppermint Meat Rod

True Trail H3
...

Driving Miss Lazy

(OH3)

Don't Ask About Anal

(N2H3)

M’Alice

(Vancouver H3)

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

JUST A LITTLE PRICK <=3 (PH4)

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Flip 'Er the Bird

(True Trail H3)

Rub 'Er Tits

True Trail H3
...

LipsDick

(PH4)

Politically Erect

Phoenix H3
...

Little Ring Riding Hood

Dallas Fort-Worth
...

One-Eyed

(SeattleH3)

Menstrual Casserole

No Balls H3
...

Stripping Hazard

(COH3)

Dances with Balls

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

On Call

(SDH3)

Concealed Weapon

(True Trail H3)

I Blow

(Exit 69 H3)

Rear Admiral

(N2H3)

Uncle Bondage, Esq!

Bear Bottom Hash House Harriers
...

Betty Cocker

(T2H3)

Naughty Girl

(The Original Hump...)

Just Major Concern

(HamsterH3)

French Clit Au Jus

Stumptown Hash House Harriers
...

PeePee

(VH3)

Alfred Fishcock

Portland Green Dress Run
...

Muddy McCummer

(Portland Humpin H...)

WhoreKnob

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
Everyone Gets a Turn

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Innocent til Drunk

(LAH3)

Dickweed

San Francisco H3
...

DeathCab for Shootie

(StumpH3)

Eager Peevert

(True Trail H3)

Dildo Shaggins

(OregonH3)

Bottom Dollar

Lotsa Damn Shiggy Hash House Harriers
...

Top Thong

Whorevallis Hash House Harriers
...

Kramalot

(BRCH3)

8apuss

(EWH3)

Vincent Van Ho

(StumpH3)

Double Load 7

(PH4)