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PDXGDRH3 2024 Portland Green Dress Run 2024

03/22 05:30 PM to 03/24 02:00 PM

A PDXGDRH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

Shiggy:

Please fill out this rego and then paypal 96.69 to friends and family to antjegreendress@gmail.com.

Hardigan and Mouthful bring you another year of all things green... OK, yellow beer, beige food and GREEN DRESSES.

Will we have a new menu? Will we hire the same DJ? Will anyone get arrested?

You never know. But two things are the same... we'll once again be at the Secret Warehouse... which means no glitter.
And we'll be having a fucking fantastic time.


Green

THINGS TO BRING: Kilt, green dress, can do attitude, onsie, thirst, sense of humor, taste for Irish Food, patches to share, a can-do attitude, rain gear, and hugs. THINGS NOT TO BRING: Glitter. Dogs. Entitlement. Misogyny. Homophobia. A DISREGARD FOR CONSENT....

Start Location Details

The Secret Warehouse

411 NE 18th Ave

Schedule of Events

Friday - Kilted Hash, Dinner, Circle, Dancing
Saturday - Green Dress Run, Dinner, Circle, Dancing
Sunday - Breakfat, Hangover Onsie Run, Closing Circle.


Public Event

See the full list!

183 Hashers came

including:

On Call

(SDH3)

Metric Fuckton

(StumpH3)

Beer Factor

(Boise H3)

BunnyFucker

(NH4)

Rub 'Er Tits

True Trail H3
...

Innocent til Drunk

(LAH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(PH4)

Shoe Said Head, GM HS!WTF?H3

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

Doggy Style

(EH3)

Purdy Mouth, the Whole-fficial Team Fister

(StumpH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Just Major Concern

(HamsterH3)

Just Chelsey

(LVH3vlv)

Just Kevin

(StumpH3)

Tinder Tits

(T2H3)

LipsDick

(PH4)

Mr. Pee yagi

(Swwh3)

What the Fuss

(CASSH3)

Dickweed

San Francisco H3
...

Lick It To Beaver

Atomic Shit Show Hash House Harriers
...

Darkstar Porkestra

(PH4)

JUST A LITTLE PRICK <=3 (PH4)

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Squadron

(LDSH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Menstrual Casserole

No Balls H3
...

DR. Who's Ass Has My Cock Been In

(StumpH3)

Pitch To Please

Eugene H3
...

Wood whisperer

(NoH3-)

Ranch on the side

(Stump)

Ballsacajewea

Bellinghamster Hash House Harriers
Got Average Dick Energy?

Dildo Shaggins

(OregonH3)

Kramalot

(BRCH3)

Cherry Poppins

(T2H3)

Inky Dinky

(EdmontonH3)

Slippy Thong

(CalgaryH3)

I-Da-Hoe Roofie

(StumpH3)

Whore Some Sugar on Me

(HSWTFH3)

singed minge

(A2H3)

Don't Ask About Anal

(N2H3)

Tunnel O' Love

(SH3)

Just Ashley

(COH3)

Whore's Whisperer

I hash all the Denver & Boulder kennels
...

I Blow

(Exit 69 H3)

Smashing Blumpkins

(PH4)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Three Foot Fucker

(PH4)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Uncle Bad Touch

Black Rock City Hash House Harriers
...

Cougaroos

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
Your mom is my cardio

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

FBI

(StumpH3)

CunnilAngus: The Poler Whoretex

Eugene Hash House Harriers
...

Ovomitis

(PH4)

PeePee

(VH3)

M’Alice

(Vancouver H3)

Street Meat

(NH3)

Peppermint Meat Rod

True Trail H3
...

Qweer Eye for the Brown Guy

(T2H3)

SUBARU nmy HuHu

(ANCHORAGE Ak )

Eat My Cherry Pie

(Kittens H3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Rear Admiral

(N2H3)

Higher Than A Giraffe's Butthole

(HSWTFH3)

Naughty Girl

(The Original Hump...)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Hurling Sharter

(Oregon Kahuna Has...)

Alfred Fishcock

Portland Green Dress Run
...

Poundezz Puppiezz

(PH4)

Facial

(Exit 69 H3)

Canadian Club

(VanH3)

Extra Sensory Pussy

Stumptown Hash House Harriers
...

IOU1IUD

Bellinghamsters H3
...

Rock, Paper, Stippers

West Coat H3
Bird gang

DeathCab for Shootie

(StumpH3)

Concealed Weapon

(True Trail H3)

Jacket Off

Oregon Hash House Harriers
...

FuGaWi

(PH4)

DeliCUNTessen

(PH4)

Hot For Your Shot

(LDSH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

BeHeader

(Vancouver, BC, VH3)

RPM (Rapid Pussy Movement)

(PH4)

Master Beater

(StumpH3)

Jiffy Lube

(StumpH3)

Chubby Chaser

(Oregon H3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Betty Cocker

(T2H3)

Wasted Rubber

(NoBalls)

Dances with Balls

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
...

Itchee Snatchee GM

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Erektor Inspektor

(SSH3)

3 Dogs 1 Cup

(StumpH3)

Barely ManBelow

Eugene Hash House Harriers
...

Stripping Hazard

(COH3)

D.P. the ol faith hole

(StumpH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(View Check H3)

Everybody's Twerkin' for the Weekend

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
...

Power Puker

(PH4)

Eight is Enough

(A2H3)

Gay bondage

(SeattleH3)

Magic 8 Ball

(Oregon Kahuna Has...)

Gaysted

(PH4)

Uncle Bondage, Esq!

Bear Bottom Hash House Harriers
...

FreckleBitch

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers
You Can't Beat My Meat

Lying Sack of Shit

(CalgaryH3)

Eager Peevert

(True Trail H3)

The Deadliest Snatch, Hash Dom

(DWH3)

Bubbles

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Flip 'Er the Bird

(True Trail H3)

It's Still Stained

HS!WTF? H3
Free beer for all the ...

8apuss

(EWH3)

Only Cans

(NoBalls)

Kitchen Remodel

(OH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(OH3)

DJ S’moregasm

(Lost Boobs H3)

Top Thong

Whorevallis Hash House Harriers
...

One-Eyed

(SeattleH3)

Grassy Ass

San Diego Hash House Harriers
grassy

Twatify

(SWHHH)

Pee Hard On

(HSWTFH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(KittensH3)

Quarantini Houdini

Stumptown Hash House Harriers
Half Mind since 2/13/20

Shiggy Wipe

(Oregon Kahuna Has...)

Treasure Chest

(PH4)

Bottom Dollar

Lotsa Damn Shiggy Hash House Harriers
...

Bouncing Boobs

Bad Decisions H3
...

Just Alex

(PH3)

Vincent Van Ho

(StumpH3)

Ditch Bitch

(PH3)

Little Ring Riding Hood

Dallas Fort-Worth
...

Space Invader

(EUGH3)

Pixie Gets Around

(COH3, Trailer Trash)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Politically Erect

Phoenix H3
...

Circle twerk

(Salem H3)

HeadMistress

(SeattleH3)

Silent But Snatchy

South Sound Hash House Harriers
...

Sex Doll Serial Killer

(BoulderH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(ASSH3/StumptownH3)

Hold Whore

(SWH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(HSWTFH3)

Stinky in my Ass

View Check H3
...

The Great Gagsby

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

just cezar

(virgin)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Driving Miss Lazy

(OH3)

THRINCH

(WWh3)

Muddy McCummer

(Portland Humpin H...)

French Clit Au Jus

Stumptown Hash House Harriers
...

Graverocker

(N2H3)

Chunder Chick

(PH3)

White Girl Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Space Invader

(EH3)

Screaming wet hole

(EH3)

Jizz Luge

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

PotC: TCotBPN

No Balls H3
...

Camp Touch This

(T2H3)

Dildo Doesn't Fall From The Tree ( Dildo Tree)

(LDSH3)

Peter Millimeter

(OH3)

Just Ariel

(Oregon Kahuna Has...)

Wine Rack

(SDH3)

Double Load 7

(PH4)

WhoreKnob

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
Everyone Gets a Turn

BallErina

(SeattleH3)

Swinging Ball Buster

(EdmontonH3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Toys R Ass

(PDXGDR)