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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

One Track

(LBH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Toolbox

(PH4)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Poontango

(PH4)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Queen

(EBH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)