This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Let it go
(OH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
f/69
(HuaH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
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