This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
size matters
(MiamiH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Poontango
(PH4)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
f/69
(HuaH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Let it go
(OH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
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