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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Just John

(PH4)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Queen

(EBH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)