This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Poontango
(PH4)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Just John
(PH4)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
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