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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Let it go

(OH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)