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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Queen

(EBH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)