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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

One Track

(LBH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Just John

(SloH3 )

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Head Queen

(EH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Just John

(PH4)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)