Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Shoe Said Head
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Queen
(EBH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
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