Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Shoe Said Head
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
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