Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Head Queen
(EH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Shoe Said Head
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
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