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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)