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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Just John

(PH4)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

One Track

(LBH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Poontango

(PH4)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Let it go

(OH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Head Queen

(EH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Side Bitch

(PH4)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)