Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Shoe Said Head
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Queen
(EBH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
One Track
(LBH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Poontango
(PH4)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
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