Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Shoe Said Head
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Just John
(PH4)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Whora Gami
(OH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
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