This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
~ + ~ + ~ + ~ + ~
Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~
Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Just John
(PH4)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
One Track
(LBH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Queen
(EBH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many