This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Just John
(PH4)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Queen
(EBH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Let it go
(OH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Poontango
(PH4)
One Track
(LBH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
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