Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Shoe Said Head
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Just John
(PH4)
TABC
(A2H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
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