This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Poontango
(PH4)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
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