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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Just John

(PH4)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Poontango

(PH4)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

One Track

(LBH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Let it go

(OH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

TABC

(A2H3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )