This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
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Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
TABC
(A2H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
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