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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Just John

(PH4)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

One Track

(LBH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)