Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Poontango
(PH4)
Just John
(PH4)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Shoe Said Head
f/69
(HuaH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
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