This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Poontango
(PH4)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Cockamole
(SFH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
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