Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Shoe Said Head
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
One Track
(LBH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Let it go
(OH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Poontango
(PH4)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
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