This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
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Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Head Queen
(EH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
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