This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Let it go
(OH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
One Track
(LBH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
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