This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
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Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
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including:
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Just John
(PH4)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Let it go
(OH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
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Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
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