This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Just John
(SloH3 )
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
TABC
(A2H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Just John
(PH4)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
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