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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Just John

(PH4)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Poontango

(PH4)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

TABC

(A2H3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)