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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Just John

(PH4)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Queen

(EBH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)