Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
TABC
(A2H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Queen
(EBH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Let it go
(OH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Just John
(PH4)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Shoe Said Head
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
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