This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
One Track
(LBH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Zippercised
(RainCity)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
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