Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Shoe Said Head
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
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