This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
size matters
(MiamiH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
One Track
(LBH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
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