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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Jacket Off

(OH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Just John

(PH4)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Queen

(EBH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Let it go

(OH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)