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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Just John

(SloH3 )

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Let it go

(OH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Poontango

(PH4)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Just John

(PH4)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Queen

(EBH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)