This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
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