This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
TABC
(A2H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Let it go
(OH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
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