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PDX Green Dress Run 2020

03/20 06:00 PM to 03/22 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

It's that time! Find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Whether you got a little green around the gills after cumming last year, or are green with envy for missing it, here is your chance to cum celebrate the holiday made for hashers. Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. If you simply send us money through PayPal without registering, or send money through PayPal using any method but hashrego, you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!

ON-ON!


Start Location Details

Public Event

223 Hashers cumming:

2 x Whore

San Francisco H3
...

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Bust Her Hymen

Long Beach H3
...

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Cherry Pucker

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Clearly You're Gay

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Coochie Coo Cougar

F.E.T.A. Cheese H3
...

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
SeaMon Champ, RA, and ...

Cream Puff

Vancouver Hash House Harriers
...

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Damn It & Damn It

Long Beach Hash House Harriers/Island of Misfit Toys H3
“Trying to stay irreve...

Dances With Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

DEALT IT, FELT IT, SMELT IT

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
MMHCD

Dental Daaayamn

Seattle H3
aka: BrilloVag

Dr DooDiddle

Shitshow Butthole H3
...

Egg Fucker

Eugene H3
How do you like your e...

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Hot Tub Sex Machine

Seattle H3
...

I Do Sheep Too

F.E.T.A. Cheese H3
...

I'm Drunk

San Francisco H3
...

Jacket Off

No Name H3
...

Jizz Luge

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Lifeless Tongue

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

Lovin' Dicks Since 26

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Mount Schwiiinga

Seattle H3
...

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Pimping Long Stocking

SeaMon H3
...

Pink in the Stink

Wandering Whore H3
...

She Has Small Hands

Madison H3, DCRWH3
CCH3 & DCRW

Shock Cock

Fair Weather Hash House Harriers
...

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Snooze Button

San Diego Humpin' H3
BUTT-ON-ON

Solo Nubbin

Salem H3
...

The Perfect Woman

SeaMon H3
...

Thunderpussy Ho!!!

SeattleH3
...

Tickle Me Homo

California Larrikins
...

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

WOW

jHavelina H3
...

Zero to Zorro

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

12 Pack Rack

(SeattleH3)

2 Fingers Lingers

(MrHH3)

3-Way Plug

(Moooouston)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

8 Men In My Box

(Larryville H3 - L...)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Ass Me In The Morning

(PhoenixH3)

Baby Shart

(PhoenixH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Banana Split

(WH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Bed Cracker

(StumpH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Beer factor

(BoiseH3)

Bigger Better Faster Deeper

(Sach3)

Bitch My Hammie

(CBH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Bouncing Boobs

(SLOSH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Broke Bitch Mountain

(HS!WTF?H3)

Brown Eye Wrecked-Loose

(BJH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Camel Heaux

(SSBH4)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Cherry Cockins

(SSBH4)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Circle twerk

(SalemH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Cums Up Wet

(ABQH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Day Old Hole

(SHHH)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

DickFish (The Dreaded Candiru)

(StumptownH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Dog Blocked

(StumptownH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Donnie The Retard

(A2H3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Eatin' Ain't Cheatin'

(Memphis H3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Fantom Foot Fucker

(OH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Finger It Out

(Eugene H3)

FootThong

(MadisonH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Freeda GoodHome

(Eugene H3)

Fuck It, She's Not My Ex

(Rubba My Yuba)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Gaysted

(Swh3)

Ghey Bondage

(SeattleH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Heavy Load

(FUCH3 but also ho...)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Hold Whore

(SWWH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whore)

Ied

(ARH3)

I’d Fuck Me!

(Alaska H3!)

Jabba The Slut

(BH3)

Jackson Bollox

(StumpH3)

Jackson's plus 1

(StumpH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Jelly Tart

(EUGH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Jerryz Kidd

(WWh3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Just Brenna

(EUGH3)

Just Jake

(MH3)

Just Kerry

(StumpH3)

Just sarah

(COH3)

Just Theresa

(SSBH4)

Just Trista

(O2H3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Leche Libre

(IEH3)

Leohard

(FUCH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Makes His Own Gravy

(SLOSH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Miss Delivery

(SFH3)

Missionary Impossible

(LostBoobs H3)

Missy Pissy

(BRCH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Necrotizing Hashiitis

(Corvallis H3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

One Time Layher

(A_H3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Onomatoprea

(Wandering Whore)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Paki Sak

(SFH3 SVH3)

Passout PeeWee

(SalemH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Peenie in a Bottle

(BRCH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name

(A_H3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Poke Her Butt

(CTrH3)

Poontango

(N2H3)

Poop! There It Is.

(W3H3)

Princess ButterCunt

(MadisonH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Red White and Goo

(IEH3)

Remember The Anal Ho

(MH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Rock Cock

(BRCH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Rock Out With My Cock Out

(HuaH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Side Bitch

(Wandering Whore)

Singed Minge

(ASSHOLE H3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Sloppy Sevenths

(SeattleH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SeattleH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Special Needs

(VanH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Swampy

(Wandering Whore)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

The DFL Anal Corn

(SalemH3)

Throttle Bottle

(WH3)

Today is Monday

(FHAC-U)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Too Hot To Trot

(OKH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Toys for Twats

(Obh3)

Tugs Bunny

(Wandering Whore H3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Twater Moccasin

(CSH3)

Uncle ReamUs

(LAH3)

VacuuSnatch

(Big White H3)

We All Cum in a Yellow Taxi Cab

(NoBalls)

Well, Actually...

(SeattleH3)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Whiskey Twat Fireball (WTF?)

(Sach3)

Who Says it Stinks

(LongBeach)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)