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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Just John

(PH4)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

One Track

(LBH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)