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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Just John

(SloH3 )

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

TABC

(A2H3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Queen

(EBH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Let it go

(OH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Just John

(PH4)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)