This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
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