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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Poontango

(PH4)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

f/69

(HuaH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Head Queen

(EH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)