Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
f/69
(HuaH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Shoe Said Head
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
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