Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Shoe Said Head
One Track
(LBH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
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