Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Shoe Said Head
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Queen
(EBH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Poontango
(PH4)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
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