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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Master Beater

(SWH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Let it go

(OH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...