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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Just John

(PH4)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Just John

(SloH3 )

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Queen

(EBH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)