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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Just John

(PH4)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

One Track

(LBH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Whora Gami

(OH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Toolbox

(PH4)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)