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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Just John

(PH4)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Head Queen

(EH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Poontango

(PH4)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Queen

(EBH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)