Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Shoe Said Head
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
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