Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Let it go
(OH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Shoe Said Head
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
TABC
(A2H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
size matters
(MiamiH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Poontango
(PH4)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
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