This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Queen
(EBH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
f/69
(HuaH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
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