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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Just John

(PH4)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

One Track

(LBH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20