This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Queen
(EBH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Let it go
(OH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
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