This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Just John
(PH4)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Head Queen
(EH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
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