Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
TABC
(A2H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Shoe Said Head
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
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