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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Just John

(PH4)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Just John

(SloH3 )

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Just Gus

(CBH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)