Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
One Track
(LBH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Shoe Said Head
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
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