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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

One Track

(LBH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Jacket Off

(OH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Let it go

(OH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Poontango

(PH4)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Head Queen

(EH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)