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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Just John

(PH4)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)