This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
TABC
(A2H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Let it go
(OH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Queen
(EBH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
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