This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Just John
(PH4)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
f/69
(HuaH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
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