This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Toolbox
(PH4)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
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