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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Just John

(PH4)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Poontango

(PH4)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)