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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

f/69

(HuaH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Just John

(PH4)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

4" Spike

(KWH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

One Track

(LBH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

TABC

(A2H3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Let it go

(OH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)