Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Queen
(EBH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
One Track
(LBH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Shoe Said Head
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
f/69
(HuaH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Poontango
(PH4)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
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