This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Let it go
(OH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
One Track
(LBH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Queen
(EBH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
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