Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Shoe Said Head
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
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