Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Shoe Said Head
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Just John
(PH4)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
TABC
(A2H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
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