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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Just John

(PH4)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Let it go

(OH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)