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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Queen

(EBH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Just John

(PH4)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

TABC

(A2H3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Poontango

(PH4)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Let it go

(OH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)