This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Head Queen
(EH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Just John
(SloH3 )
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
TABC
(A2H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
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