This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
TABC
(A2H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Let it go
(OH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
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