This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Just John
(PH4)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
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