Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Shoe Said Head
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Let it go
(OH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
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