Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Shoe Said Head
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Queen
(EBH3)
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