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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

4" Spike

(KWH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Head Queen

(EH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)