This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Queen
(EBH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Just John
(PH4)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Poontango
(PH4)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
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