This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
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