This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Head Queen
(EH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
One Track
(LBH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
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