This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
BenWa
(DenverH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
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