Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Shoe Said Head
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
One Track
(LBH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
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