This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Just John
(PH4)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
California Creamin’
(PH3)
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