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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Let it go

(OH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)