Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Let it go
(OH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Poontango
(PH4)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just John
(PH4)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Shoe Said Head
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
TABC
(A2H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Toolbox
(PH4)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
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