This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Just John
(PH4)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Whora Gami
(OH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
One Track
(LBH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
f/69
(HuaH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Poontango
(PH4)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
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