This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
One Track
(LBH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Let it go
(OH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
TABC
(A2H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
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