Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Shoe Said Head
Toolbox
(PH4)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Poontango
(PH4)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Let it go
(OH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
One Track
(LBH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
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