This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Queen
(EBH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
TABC
(A2H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Just John
(PH4)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
One Track
(LBH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
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