Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Shoe Said Head
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Queen
(EBH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Let it go
(OH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Poontango
(PH4)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
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