This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Poontango
(PH4)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
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Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Just John
(PH4)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
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