Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Queen
(EBH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Head Queen
(EH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Shoe Said Head
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Let it go
(OH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
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