Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Poontango
(PH4)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Shoe Said Head
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
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