This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
TABC
(A2H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Poontango
(PH4)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Just John
(PH4)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
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