Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Poontango
(PH4)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Shoe Said Head
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
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