Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
~ + ~ + ~ + ~ + ~
Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~
Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
f/69
(HuaH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
TABC
(A2H3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Shoe Said Head
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Just John
(PH4)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many