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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Head Queen

(EH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

TABC

(A2H3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Just John

(PH4)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Queen

(EBH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Just John

(SloH3 )

Poontango

(PH4)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)