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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Head Queen

(EH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Poontango

(PH4)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Just Romi

(SHHH)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Just John

(PH4)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

TABC

(A2H3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Queen

(EBH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)