This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
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Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Poontango
(PH4)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Whora Gami
(OH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
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