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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

One Track

(LBH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Let it go

(OH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Queen

(EBH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Poontango

(PH4)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...