This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
One Track
(LBH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Just John
(PH4)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
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