Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
One Track
(LBH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Shoe Said Head
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Whora Gami
(OH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Queen
(EBH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
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