This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Just John
(PH4)
TABC
(A2H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
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Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Let it go
(OH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
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