This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Let it go
(OH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Queen
(EBH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Poontango
(PH4)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
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