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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just John

(SloH3 )

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

f/69

(HuaH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Just John

(PH4)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)