This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Head Queen
(EH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Just John
(PH4)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Just John
(SloH3 )
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
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