This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
One Track
(LBH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Poontango
(PH4)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Power Puker
(N2H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
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