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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Just John

(SloH3 )

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Toolbox

(PH4)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)