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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

f/69

(HuaH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Side Bitch

(PH4)

One Track

(LBH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Toolbox

(PH4)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

TABC

(A2H3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)