This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
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Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Queen
(EBH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Just John
(PH4)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
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