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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

TABC

(A2H3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Queen

(EBH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

One Track

(LBH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)