This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Just John
(PH4)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
One Track
(LBH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
TABC
(A2H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
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