This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Head Queen
(EH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
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