This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
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Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
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