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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)