Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Shoe Said Head
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Poontango
(PH4)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
TABC
(A2H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Just John
(PH4)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
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