This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Poontango
(PH4)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
One Track
(LBH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
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