This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
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Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Just John
(PH4)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Toolbox
(PH4)
One Track
(LBH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
f/69
(HuaH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
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