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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Just John

(PH4)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Poontango

(PH4)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

TABC

(A2H3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

BenWa

(DenverH3)