This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
f/69
(HuaH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
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