This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Queen
(EBH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Poontango
(PH4)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Cockamole
(SFH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
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