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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Poontango

(PH4)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Just Gus

(CBH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Just John

(PH4)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Head Queen

(EH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...