This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Poontango
(PH4)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Queen
(EBH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
One Track
(LBH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
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