Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Just John
(PH4)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
TABC
(A2H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Shoe Said Head
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
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