This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
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Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
One Track
(LBH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
TABC
(A2H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
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