This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Head Queen
(EH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Zippercised
(RainCity)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Just Romi
(SHHH)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
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