This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
4" Spike
(KWH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
One Track
(LBH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
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