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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Toolbox

(PH4)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just John

(SloH3 )

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Just John

(PH4)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)