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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Queen

(EBH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Just John

(PH4)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Poontango

(PH4)

One Track

(LBH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )