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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Toolbox

(PH4)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Whora Gami

(OH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

TABC

(A2H3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Just John

(PH4)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Queen

(EBH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)