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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

f/69

(HuaH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)