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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

TABC

(A2H3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Just John

(SloH3 )

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

One Track

(LBH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Just John

(PH4)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Queen

(EBH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Let it go

(OH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)