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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Let it go

(OH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Just John

(PH4)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Queen

(EBH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)