This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
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Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
f/69
(HuaH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
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