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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

TABC

(A2H3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Let it go

(OH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Toolbox

(PH4)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

f/69

(HuaH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)