This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Just John
(PH4)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
f/69
(HuaH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
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