Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Shoe Said Head
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
One Track
(LBH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Poontango
(PH4)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
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