This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
~ + ~ + ~ + ~ + ~
Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~
Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
TABC
(A2H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Just John
(PH4)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many