This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Poontango
(PH4)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
f/69
(HuaH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
size matters
(MiamiH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
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