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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Poontango

(PH4)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just John

(SloH3 )

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Jacket Off

(OH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Let it go

(OH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)