This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
TABC
(A2H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Poontango
(PH4)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
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