Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Shoe Said Head
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Just John
(PH4)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
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