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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Let it go

(OH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Just John

(SloH3 )

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

One Track

(LBH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Just Chantelle

(PH4)