This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Queen
(EBH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Poontango
(PH4)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Just John
(PH4)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
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