Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
One Track
(LBH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Shoe Said Head
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
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