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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Just John

(PH4)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)