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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

f/69

(HuaH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Let it go

(OH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

One Track

(LBH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Jacket Off

(OH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)