Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Shoe Said Head
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Head Queen
(EH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
4" Spike
(KWH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
f/69
(HuaH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
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