This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
One Track
(LBH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Jacket Off
(OH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
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