This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Master Beater
(SWH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Just John
(PH4)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Poontango
(PH4)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
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