This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Just John
(PH4)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
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