This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Let it go
(OH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
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