This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
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Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Queen
(EBH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Poontango
(PH4)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Toolbox
(PH4)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
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