This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Just John
(PH4)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
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