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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Head Queen

(EH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

TABC

(A2H3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Poontango

(PH4)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Toolbox

(PH4)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)