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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Head Queen

(EH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)