This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
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Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Just John
(PH4)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
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