This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
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Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
One Track
(LBH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
TABC
(A2H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
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