This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Toolbox
(PH4)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Poontango
(PH4)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
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