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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Toolbox

(PH4)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Let it go

(OH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

One Track

(LBH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)