This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Let it go
(OH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Head Queen
(EH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Poontango
(PH4)
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