This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
f/69
(HuaH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
One Track
(LBH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
TABC
(A2H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Poontango
(PH4)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
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