This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Poontango
(PH4)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Just John
(PH4)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
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