Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Shoe Said Head
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
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