This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Poontango
(PH4)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
TABC
(A2H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
f/69
(HuaH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
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