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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

TABC

(A2H3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Just John

(PH4)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Head Queen

(EH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)