This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
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Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
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Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Toolbox
(PH4)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
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