Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Poontango
(PH4)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Shoe Said Head
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
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