This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
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Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Queen
(EBH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Cockamole
(SFH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
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