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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Poontango

(PH4)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

EZ Chair

(PH4)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Let it go

(OH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

One Track

(LBH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

TABC

(A2H3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)