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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just John

(SloH3 )

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

One Track

(LBH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)