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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

One Track

(LBH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

TABC

(A2H3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)