This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Let it go
(OH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
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