This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Let it go
(OH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Queen
(EBH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Shoe Said Head
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Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Toolbox
(PH4)
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