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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

TABC

(A2H3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Queen

(EBH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Poontango

(PH4)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...