This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
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Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Let it go
(OH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Poontango
(PH4)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
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