This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
One Track
(LBH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Just John
(PH4)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
TABC
(A2H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
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