This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Poontango
(PH4)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Let it go
(OH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
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