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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

One Track

(LBH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Let it go

(OH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s not shiggy, It...

Just John

(PH4)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

TABC

(A2H3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Poontango

(PH4)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Fake Gay

(PH4)

Head Queen

(EH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)