This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Just John
(PH4)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Head Queen
(EH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
One Track
(LBH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
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