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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Just John

(SloH3 )

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Queen

(EBH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Just John

(PH4)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Head Queen

(EH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)