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PDX Green Dress Run 2020

03/20 06:00 PM to 03/22 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

It's that time! Find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Whether you got a little green around the gills after cumming last year, or are green with envy for missing it, here is your chance to cum celebrate the holiday made for hashers. Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!

ON-ON!


Start Location Details

Public Event

269 Hashers cumming:

2 x Whore

San Francisco H3
...

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
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Blinded by Boobs

Phoenix H3
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Bust Her Hymen

Long Beach H3
...

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Cherry Pucker

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

ChunderChick

Stumptown Hash House Harriers
...

Clearly You're Gay

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Coochie Coo Cougar

F.E.T.A. Cheese H3
...

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Champ, RA, and your be...

Cream Puff

Vancouver Hash House Harriers
...

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Damn It & Damn It

Long Beach Hash House Harriers/Island of Misfit Toys H3
“Trying to stay irreve...

Dances With Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Dead Whore Fucker

Finally Friday Fukov H3
...

Dental Daaayamn

Seattle H3
...

Dr DooDiddle

Shitshow Butthole H3
...

Egg Fucker

Eugene H3
How do you like your e...

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Haley's Cockit

Wandering Whore H3
On On - SOI 2015

Heiney Girl

WonderH3
...

Hot Tub Sex Machine

Seattle H3
...

I Do Sheep Too

F.E.T.A. Cheese H3
...

I'm Drunk

San Francisco H3
...

Jacket Off

No Name H3
...

Jizz Luge

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Lifeless Tongue

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

Lovin' Dicks Since 26

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Mount Schwiiinga

Seattle H3
...

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Pimping Long Stocking

SeaMon H3
...

She Came She SawzAll’d She Conquered

MountainBeers Hash House Harriers
...

She Has Small Hands

Madison H3, DCRWH3
CCH3 & DCRW

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Shock Cock

Fair Weather Hash House Harriers
...

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Snooze Button

San Diego Humpin' H3
BUTT-ON-ON

Solo Nubbin

Salem H3
...

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

The Perfect Woman

SeaMon H3
...

Thunderpussy Ho!!!

SeattleH3
...

Tickle Me Homo

California Larrikins
...

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

WOW

jHavelina H3
...

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Zero to Zorro

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

12 Pack Rack

(SeattleH3)

2 Fingers Lingers

(MrHH3)

4 Holes No Waiting

(CLH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Ass Me In The Morning

(PhoenixH3)

Baby Shart

(PhoenixH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Banana Split

(WH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Barely Working Girl

(SalemH3)

Battered Beaver

(Eugene H3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Bed Cracker

(StumpH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Beer factor

(BoiseH3)

Bigger Better Faster Deeper

(Sach3)

Bitch My Hammie

(CBH3)

Bleeding Hash Hole

(California Larryk...)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Bouncing Boobs

(SLOSH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Broke Bitch Mountain

(HS!WTF?H3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Camel Heaux

(SSBH4)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Cherry Cockins

(SSBH4)

Cherry Cum Lately

(Larryville)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Circle twerk

(SalemH3)

Claim to Flame

(BigHumpH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Cockanova

(Larryville)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Crop

(GiggityH3)

Cuckold and Cuddles

(WH3)

Cumposter Boy

(SH3)

Cums Up Wet

(ABQH3)

Curious Butthole

(HSWTFH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Day Old Hole

(SHHH)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

DickFish (The Dreaded Candiru)

(StumptownH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Dog Blocked

(StumptownH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Donnie The Retard

(A2H3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Eatin' Ain't Cheatin'

(Memphis H3)

Eight is Enough

(A2H3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Fantom Foot Fucker

(OH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Finger It Out

(Eugene H3)

FootThong

(MadisonH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Freeda GoodHome

(Eugene H3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Freudian Slit

(StumpH3)

Fuck It, She's Not My Ex

(Rubba My Yuba)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Gaysted

(Swh3)

Ghey Bondage

(SeattleH3)

Glad He Ate Him

(PH4)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Grandpa’s Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Heavy Load

(FUCH3 but also ho...)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Hold Whore

(SWWH3)

Hose Bearer

(NSDH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

I Love the Cock

(AuroraH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whore)

Ied

(ARH3)

I’d Fuck Me!

(Alaska H3!)

Jabba The Slut

(BH3)

Jackson Bollox

(StumpH3)

Jackson's plus 1

(StumpH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Jelly Tart

(EUGH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Just Devin

(SeattleH3)

Just Jake

(MH3)

Just Kerry

(StumpH3)

Just sarah

(COH3)

Just Shannon

(WH3)

Just Solvejg

(IEH3)

Just susan

(BoiseH3)

Just Trista

(O2H3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Leche Libre

(IEH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Makes His Own Gravy

(SLOSH3)

Mambo Blow

(Seattle Full Moon...)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Mass Ass-cension

(ABQH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Master Debater

(EBH3)

Miss Delivery

(SFH3)

Missionary Impossible

(LostBoobs H3)

Missy Pissy

(BRCH3)

Money Shot

(OH3)

Mooster Fister

(A2H3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

M’Alice of the Pacific Southwest

(Get Rowdy And Som...)

Necrotizing Hashiitis

(Corvallis H3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

One Time Layher

(A_H3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Onomatoprea

(Wandering Whore)

Oooo du Jour

(CH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Paki Sak

(SFH3 SVH3)

Panzer puss

(TacomaH3)

Passout PeeWee

(SalemH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Peenie in a Bottle

(BRCH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name

(A_H3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Poop! There It Is.

(W3H3)

Princess ButterCunt

(MadisonH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Queen

(EBH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Red White and Goo

(IEH3)

Remember The Anal Ho

(MH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Rock Cock

(BRCH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Rock Out With My Cock Out

(HuaH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Side Bitch

(Wandering Whore)

Singed Minge

(ASSHOLE H3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Sloppy Sevenths

(SeattleH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(OHHH)

Soiiiiiii Tits

(EUGH3)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SeattleH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Special Needs

(VanH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Swampy

(Wandering Whore)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Thank You Cum Again

(IWSH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

The DFL Anal Corn

(SalemH3)

The Drag of Shame

(StumpH3)

Throttle Bottle

(WH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Toys for Twats

(Obh3)

Tugs Bunny

(Wandering Whore H3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Twater Moccasin

(CSH3)

Uncle ReamUs

(LAH3)

Urine Cider

(StumpH3)

VacuuSnatch

(Big White H3)

Virgin Bobby

(Stumpton, Portlan...)

Well, Actually...

(SeattleH3)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Whiskey Twat Fireball (WTF?)

(Sach3)

White Girl

(SWWH3)

Who Says it Stinks

(LongBeach)

Wiener Retriever

(Randsburg H3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)