Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Just John
(PH4)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Shoe Said Head
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
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