Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Shoe Said Head
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Queen
(EBH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
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