Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Shoe Said Head
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Let it go
(OH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
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