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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

One Track

(LBH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Let it go

(OH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)