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This event is full and the waiting list is disabled. Bribes and/or begging for a spot can be directed at PDXGreenDress@gmail.com.

PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

269 Hashers cumming

including:

Heavy Load

(FUCH3 but also ho...)

Panzer puss

(TacomaH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville )

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Master Bear Bait-or

(CDAH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Easy Head Job

(Hashers Not Trash...)

Crop

(GiggityH3)

Special Needs

(VanH3)

Just Jessie

(PugetSound)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Day Old Hole

(SHHH)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Hold Whore

(SWWH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Can I Get U Off?

Rocket shitty hash house harriers
Strong jaw muscles, an...

Free Candi

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Bust Her Hymen

Long Beach H3
...

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Whiskey Twat Fireball (WTF?)

(Sach3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Just Ben

(Anchorage Alaska H3)

Beer Factor

(Boise H3)

Erectional Officer

Traveling Shit Show H3
Roadwhore Extraordinaire

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Virgin Karmin

(A2H)

Hose Bearer

(NSDH3)

Bitches' Bitch

(SFH3)

BEEFEATER

Signal Hill H3
...

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Raggedy Angry

(AANRH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Tickle Me Homo

California Larrikins
...

Rub It Out

(Cda H3)

Jabba The Slut

(BH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

How Bout Anal?

Long Beach H3
...

Takes It All

Waukesha Hash House Harriers
...

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Eatin' Ain't Cheatin'

(Memphis H3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Rock Out With My Cock Out

(HuaH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Well, Actually...

(SeattleH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Peenie in a Bottle

(BRCH3)

Jelly Tart

(EUGH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

I’d Fuck Me!

(Alaska H3!)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Curious Butthole

(HSWTFH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Just Brina

(Stumptown H3)

Egg Fucker

Eugene H3
How do you like your e...

Radies Man

(Ventura H3)

Must BANG Judy

(Trailer Trash Hash )

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Necrotizing Hashiitis

(Corvallis H3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Freeda GoodHome

(Eugene H3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Code for Butt

(EBH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher

(AVLH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Virgin Bobby

(Stumpton, Portlan...)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

2 x Whore

San Francisco H3
...

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Free Candi virgin

(A2H3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Lois Lame

(MH3)

OnomatoPREA

Downtown Wilmingon H3
You're Welcome

Poontango

(PH4)

Cums Up Wet

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Let it go

(OH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Wants It Bad

Eugene Hash House Harriers
“It” all depends...

Don’t Touch MeDic

Phoenix H3
“I want to contribute ...

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Passout PeeWee

(SalemH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Just Jeff-erey

(StumpH3)

VacuuSnatch

(Big White H3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

ChunderChick

Stumptown Hash House Harriers
...

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Gulliboobs

(EUGH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Penis Blowjob Star Wars Name

(A_H3)

Blinded by Boobs

Phoenix H3
...

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

I Love the Cock

(AuroraH3)

Sloppy Sevenths

(SeattleH3)

PakiSak

(SVH3/SFH3/MoTownH3)

Fake Gay

(PH4)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Barely Working Girl

(SalemH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Mouth Queef

(RenoH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Pink in the Stink

Wandering Whore H3
...

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Just Derek

(StumpH3)

PoopaTrooper

(Sacramento H3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

I'm Drunk

San Francisco H3
...

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

The Drag of Shame

(StumpH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Cunnilangus the Poler Whoretex

(EUGH3)

Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia

(Munich H3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Twater Moccasin

(CSH3)

Gaysted

(Swh3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

One Time Layher

(A_H3)

Remember The Anal Ho

(MH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Solo Nubbin

Salem H3
...

Just dee ann

(CDAH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Flame Thrower

Wandering Whore H3
...

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Cream Puff

Vancouver Hash House Harriers
...

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Queen

(EBH3)

Donnie The Retard

(A2H3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Strap on Young Lad

(OH3)

Pull It Out

(OregonH3)

Just sarah

(COH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Bleeding Hash Hole

(California Larryk...)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Ghey Bondage

(SeattleH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Poop! There It Is.

(W3H3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Titty Sanchez

(LBH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

One Trick Brony

(Houston)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

The DFL Anal Corn

(SalemH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Glad He Ate Him

(PH4)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Freudian Slit

(StumpH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Verbal Diarrhea

Boise Hash House Harriers
...