This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
TABC
(A2H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Just John
(PH4)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
One Track
(LBH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
f/69
(HuaH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
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