Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Just John
(PH4)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Head Queen
(EH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Shoe Said Head
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
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