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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Poontango

(PH4)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

TABC

(A2H3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Let it go

(OH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Queen

(EBH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)