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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Queen

(EBH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

TABC

(A2H3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Just John

(PH4)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)