This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
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