This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Just Romi
(SHHH)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Poontango
(PH4)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
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