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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

TABC

(A2H3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Poontango

(PH4)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Queen

(EBH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)