This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
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Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
One Track
(LBH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Queen
(EBH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Let it go
(OH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
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