Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Queen
(EBH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
One Track
(LBH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Shoe Said Head
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Just John
(PH4)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
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