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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Head Queen

(EH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Just John

(PH4)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)