Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Shoe Said Head
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
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