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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Queen

(EBH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

TABC

(A2H3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Jacket Off

(OH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Just John

(PH4)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Let it go

(OH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...