Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Let it go
(OH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Head Queen
(EH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Shoe Said Head
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
One Track
(LBH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Poontango
(PH4)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Queen
(EBH3)
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