This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
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