This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
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Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Just John
(PH4)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Head Queen
(EH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
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