This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
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Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Just Romi
(SHHH)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Toolbox
(PH4)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
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