This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Poontango
(PH4)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Just John
(PH4)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
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