Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
~ + ~ + ~ + ~ + ~
Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~
Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
One Track
(LBH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
f/69
(HuaH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Shoe Said Head
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Just John
(PH4)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many