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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Queen

(EBH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Let it go

(OH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Poontango

(PH4)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

TABC

(A2H3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Just John

(PH4)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)