This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
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Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Jacket Off
(OH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
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