This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
TABC
(A2H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Just John
(PH4)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
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