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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

TABC

(A2H3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Poontango

(PH4)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)