Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Queen
(EBH3)
Shoe Said Head
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Head Queen
(EH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Just John
(PH4)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Just John
(SloH3 )
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
One Track
(LBH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
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