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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Just Gus

(CBH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

BenWa

(DenverH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Just John

(PH4)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)