Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
4" Spike
(KWH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Just John
(PH4)
Queen
(EBH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Shoe Said Head
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
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