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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Head Queen

(EH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Just John

(PH4)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Let it go

(OH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)