This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
TABC
(A2H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
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