This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Queen
(EBH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
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