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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

TABC

(A2H3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Just John

(PH4)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Poontango

(PH4)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

f/69

(HuaH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)