This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
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