This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Toolbox
(PH4)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Just John
(PH4)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
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