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This event is full and the waiting list is disabled. Bribes and/or begging for a spot can be directed at PDXGreenDress@gmail.com.

PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

270 Hashers cumming

including:

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Free Candi

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

VacuuSnatch

(Big White H3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

The Drag of Shame

(StumpH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

One Trick Brony

(Houston)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Flame Thrower

Wandering Whore H3
...

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Don’t Touch MeDic

Phoenix H3
“I want to contribute ...

PoopaTrooper

(Sacramento H3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Crop

(GiggityH3)

Eatin' Ain't Cheatin'

(Memphis H3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Free Candi virgin

(A2H3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Barely Working Girl

(SalemH3)

Erectional Officer

Traveling Shit Show H3
Roadwhore Extraordinaire

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Sloppy Sevenths

(SeattleH3)

Freeda GoodHome

(Eugene H3)

Just Dominique

(A2H3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Bust Her Hymen

Long Beach H3
...

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Rub It Out

(Cda H3)

We All Cum in a Yellow Taxi Cab

(No Balls H3 )

Well, Actually...

(SeattleH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Peenie in a Bottle

(BRCH3)

Day Old Hole

(SHHH)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

The DFL Anal Corn

(SalemH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Cums Up Wet

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Just John

(SloH3 )

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Virgin Bobby

(Stumpton, Portlan...)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Ball Smasher Back Door Dasher

(AVLH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Hose Bearer

(NSDH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Mouth Queef

(RenoH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Glad He Ate Him

(PH4)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Poop! There It Is.

(W3H3)

Must BANG Judy

(Trailer Trash Hash )

Cream Puff

Vancouver Hash House Harriers
...

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Takes It All

Waukesha Hash House Harriers
...

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Gulliboobs

(EUGH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Twater Moccasin

(CSH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Beer Factor

(Boise H3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Easy Head Job

(Hashers Not Trash...)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Code for Butt

(EBH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Cunnilangus the Poler Whoretex

(EUGH3)

Special Needs

(VanH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Just Jessie

(PugetSound)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Lois Lame

(MH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Pink in the Stink

Wandering Whore H3
...

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Hold Whore

(SWWH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Gaysted

(Swh3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia

(Munich H3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Fake Gay

(PH4)

Remember The Anal Ho

(MH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Titty Sanchez

(LBH3)

2 x Whore

San Francisco H3
...

Can I Get U Off?

Rocket shitty hash house harriers
Strong jaw muscles, an...

Bitches' Bitch

(SFH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Wants It Bad

Eugene Hash House Harriers
“It” all depends...

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Peter Millimeter

(Riyadh 3rd Herd H3 )

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Egg Fucker

Eugene H3
How do you like your e...

Just Brina

(Stumptown H3)

Tickle Me Homo

California Larrikins
...

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Just Ben

(Anchorage Alaska H3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

I’d Fuck Me!

(Alaska H3!)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Jabba The Slut

(BH3)

Blinded by Boobs

Phoenix H3
...

Freudian Slit

(StumpH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Whiskey Twat Fireball (WTF?)

(Sach3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Virgin Karmin

(A2H)

Radies Man

(Ventura H3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

ChunderChick

Stumptown Hash House Harriers
...

Necrotizing Hashiitis

(Corvallis H3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Verbal Diarrhea

Boise Hash House Harriers
...

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Strap on Young Lad

(OH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Solo Nubbin

Salem H3
...

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Passout PeeWee

(SalemH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Just Jeff-erey

(StumpH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Rock Out With My Cock Out

(HuaH3)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

BEEFEATER

Signal Hill H3
...

Just sarah

(COH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Heavy Load

(FUCH3 but also ho...)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

How Bout Anal?

Long Beach H3
...

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

I Love the Cock

(AuroraH3)

I'm Drunk

San Francisco H3
...

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

OnomatoPREA

Downtown Wilmingon H3
You're Welcome

PakiSak

(SVH3/SFH3/MoTownH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Jelly Tart

(EUGH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville )

Pull It Out

(OregonH3)