This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
One Track
(LBH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
TABC
(A2H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Just John
(PH4)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
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