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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Just John

(PH4)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Jacket Off

(OH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Poontango

(PH4)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Head Queen

(EH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Whora Gami

(OH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
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