This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
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Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
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