This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
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