This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Just John
(SloH3 )
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Queen
(EBH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
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