This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Queen
(EBH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Just John
(PH4)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
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