This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Head Queen
(EH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
TABC
(A2H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
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