Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
~ + ~ + ~ + ~ + ~
Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~
Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Let it go
(OH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Just John
(SloH3 )
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Queen
(EBH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Shoe Said Head
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Head Queen
(EH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Created by Gin | Inspired by many