This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Queen
(EBH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
TABC
(A2H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
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