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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

TABC

(A2H3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Just John

(PH4)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Poontango

(PH4)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)