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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Queen

(EBH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Just John

(PH4)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)