This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
f/69
(HuaH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
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