This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
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Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Just John
(PH4)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
One Track
(LBH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
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