Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Shoe Said Head
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
One Track
(LBH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Poontango
(PH4)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Let it go
(OH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
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