This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Let it go
(OH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Queen
(EBH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
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