Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Just John
(PH4)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Shoe Said Head
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
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