Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Just John
(PH4)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Shoe Said Head
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
One Track
(LBH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
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