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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Head Queen

(EH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)