Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Just John
(SloH3 )
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Poontango
(PH4)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Shoe Said Head
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Let it go
(OH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
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