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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

One Track

(LBH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Just John

(PH4)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

f/69

(HuaH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Queen

(EBH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

TABC

(A2H3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Whora Gami

(OH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)