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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Queen

(EBH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Toolbox

(PH4)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Just John

(PH4)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)