Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
One Track
(LBH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Shoe Said Head
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
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