Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Shoe Said Head
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
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