Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
TABC
(A2H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Let it go
(OH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Just John
(PH4)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Shoe Said Head
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
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