This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
TABC
(A2H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Let it go
(OH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
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