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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Just John

(PH4)

Queen

(EBH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Toolbox

(PH4)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)