This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Let it go
(OH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Shoe Said Head
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(SeaMon)
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(SurfCityH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
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