Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Shoe Said Head
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Queen
(EBH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
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