Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Shoe Said Head
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
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