Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Just John
(PH4)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Shoe Said Head
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Toolbox
(PH4)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
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