This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
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Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Poontango
(PH4)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Queen
(EBH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
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