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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Just John

(PH4)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

TABC

(A2H3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Queen

(EBH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...