This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Poontango
(PH4)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
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