Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Toolbox
(PH4)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Let it go
(OH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Head Queen
(EH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
TABC
(A2H3)
Shoe Said Head
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
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