Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Shoe Said Head
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
TABC
(A2H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
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