This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
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Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
f/69
(HuaH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Just John
(PH4)
Queen
(EBH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Whora Gami
(OH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
EZ Chair
(PH4)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Let it go
(OH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
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