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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Queen

(EBH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

One Track

(LBH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)