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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Just John

(PH4)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Poontango

(PH4)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

TABC

(A2H3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...