This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
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Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Poontango
(PH4)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
TABC
(A2H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Just John
(PH4)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
BenWa
(DenverH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
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