This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
TABC
(A2H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
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