This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
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Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Queen
(EBH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
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