This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
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Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Head Queen
(EH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
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