Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Shoe Said Head
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
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