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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Just John

(PH4)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Queen

(EBH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)