Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Let it go
(OH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
One Track
(LBH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Shoe Said Head
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
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