This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Queen
(EBH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
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