Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Shoe Said Head
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
TABC
(A2H3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Just John
(PH4)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Toolbox
(PH4)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
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