Event Banner Image

This event is over.

PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
~ + ~ + ~ + ~ + ~
Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~

Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Just John

(PH4)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)