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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Let it go

(OH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Just John

(SloH3 )

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)