This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Toolbox
(PH4)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Just John
(PH4)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
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