Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Queen
(EBH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Jacket Off
(OH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Shoe Said Head
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
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