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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just John

(SloH3 )

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)