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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)