This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
One Track
(LBH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Just John
(SloH3 )
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Just John
(PH4)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
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