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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Just John

(PH4)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Queen

(EBH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Jacket Off

(OH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)