Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Just John
(PH4)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
TABC
(A2H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Shoe Said Head
One Track
(LBH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
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