This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Queen
(EBH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Poontango
(PH4)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
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