This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Poontango
(PH4)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
One Track
(LBH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
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