This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Queen
(EBH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
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