This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
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Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Poontango
(PH4)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
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