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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...