This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
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Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Head Queen
(EH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
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