This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
One Track
(LBH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Poontango
(PH4)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
f/69
(HuaH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Just John
(SloH3 )
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
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