This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Poontango
(PH4)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Let it go
(OH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
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