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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Just John

(PH4)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Queen

(EBH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

TABC

(A2H3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...