Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Poontango
(PH4)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Let it go
(OH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Shoe Said Head
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
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