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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Let it go

(OH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Head Queen

(EH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

f/69

(HuaH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Just John

(PH4)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

TABC

(A2H3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )