This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Poontango
(PH4)
Let it go
(OH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
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