Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Shoe Said Head
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Poontango
(PH4)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Queen
(EBH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
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