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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Poontango

(PH4)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

f/69

(HuaH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Just John

(PH4)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...