This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
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Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
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including:
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Poontango
(PH4)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
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