This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Head Queen
(EH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
One Track
(LBH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
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