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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Poontango

(PH4)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Queen

(EBH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Just John

(SloH3 )

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Master Beater

(SWH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Let it go

(OH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)