This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Queen
(EBH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
TABC
(A2H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
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