This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Poontango
(PH4)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Just John
(PH4)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Queen
(EBH3)
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