Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Just John
(PH4)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Shoe Said Head
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Queen
(EBH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
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