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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Zippercised

(RainCity)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Just John

(PH4)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

TABC

(A2H3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)