This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Poontango
(PH4)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Queen
(EBH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
One Track
(LBH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
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