This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
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