This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Zippercised
(RainCity)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Just Romi
(SHHH)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Just John
(SloH3 )
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
One Track
(LBH3)
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