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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Head Queen

(EH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Just John

(SloH3 )

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

TABC

(A2H3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)