Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
One Track
(LBH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Poontango
(PH4)
Shoe Said Head
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
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