This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
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Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
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Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
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