This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Toolbox
(PH4)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Let it go
(OH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Just John
(PH4)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
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