Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
TABC
(A2H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Shoe Said Head
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Head Queen
(EH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
size matters
(MiamiH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
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