This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
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Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
BenWa
(DenverH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Just John
(PH4)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
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