This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Poontango
(PH4)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Queen
(EBH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
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