Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Shoe Said Head
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Just John
(PH4)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
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