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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Queen

(EBH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Just John

(SloH3 )

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Let it go

(OH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

f/69

(HuaH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Toolbox

(PH4)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Poontango

(PH4)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Jacket Off

(OH3)