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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

4" Spike

(KWH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Just John

(PH4)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Queen

(EBH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )