This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Just John
(PH4)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
f/69
(HuaH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
One Track
(LBH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
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