This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Let it go
(OH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
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