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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

f/69

(HuaH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Queen

(EBH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Just John

(SloH3 )

One Track

(LBH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Poontango

(PH4)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)