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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Just John

(PH4)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

One Track

(LBH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

TABC

(A2H3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)