Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Shoe Said Head
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Just John
(SloH3 )
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
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