This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Head Queen
(EH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
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