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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Just John

(SloH3 )

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Head Queen

(EH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Toolbox

(PH4)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Just John

(PH4)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)