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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

TABC

(A2H3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

One Track

(LBH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Queen

(EBH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)