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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Poontango

(PH4)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Queen

(EBH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...