This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
One Track
(LBH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
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