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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Let it go

(OH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Queen

(EBH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Just John

(SloH3 )

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Toolbox

(PH4)