Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Just Gus
(CBH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
BenWa
(DenverH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Shoe Said Head
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Just John
(PH4)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
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