This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Toolbox
(PH4)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Queen
(EBH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Let it go
(OH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Head Queen
(EH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
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