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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

4" Spike

(KWH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Queen

(EBH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

f/69

(HuaH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Just John

(PH4)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Let it go

(OH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Whora Gami

(OH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Poontango

(PH4)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)