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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Zippercised

(RainCity)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

TABC

(A2H3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Power Puker

(N2H3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Toolbox

(PH4)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Just John

(PH4)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

California Creamin’

(PH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

One Track

(LBH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)