Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Let it go
(OH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Just John
(SloH3 )
Toolbox
(PH4)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Shoe Said Head
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
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