This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
TABC
(A2H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
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