This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
f/69
(HuaH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Toolbox
(PH4)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Poontango
(PH4)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
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