This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Just John
(PH4)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Queen
(EBH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
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