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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

One Track

(LBH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Just John

(PH4)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Queen

(EBH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Poontango

(PH4)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)