This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Just John
(PH4)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
f/69
(HuaH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Queen
(EBH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
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