This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
One Track
(LBH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Let it go
(OH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
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