This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Let it go
(OH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
TABC
(A2H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
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