Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Poontango
(PH4)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Shoe Said Head
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Queen
(EBH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
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