Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Shoe Said Head
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Queen
(EBH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
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