This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
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Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Just John
(PH4)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
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