This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
TABC
(A2H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Poontango
(PH4)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
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