This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Toolbox
(PH4)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
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