Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
TABC
(A2H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Shoe Said Head
One Track
(LBH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
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