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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Just John

(PH4)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

One Track

(LBH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Let it go

(OH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Just John

(SloH3 )

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Poontango

(PH4)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)