Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Poontango
(PH4)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
One Track
(LBH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Shoe Said Head
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
f/69
(HuaH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Just John
(PH4)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Just Romi
(SHHH)
TABC
(A2H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
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