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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just John

(PH4)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)