This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
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Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Cockamole
(SFH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Head Queen
(EH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
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White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
One Track
(LBH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
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