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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

TABC

(A2H3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Just John

(PH4)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Queen

(EBH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Let it go

(OH3)