Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
One Track
(LBH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Just John
(PH4)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Shoe Said Head
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
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