This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Let it go
(OH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
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