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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Queen

(EBH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Just John

(PH4)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Whora Gami

(OH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Head Queen

(EH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Let it go

(OH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)