This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
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Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
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Just John
(PH4)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Poontango
(PH4)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
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