Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Let it go
(OH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
One Track
(LBH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Just John
(PH4)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Queen
(EBH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Shoe Said Head
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
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