This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
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