Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Just John
(PH4)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Poontango
(PH4)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Shoe Said Head
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
TABC
(A2H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
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