This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
TABC
(A2H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Head Queen
(EH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Queen
(EBH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Just John
(PH4)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
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