This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
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Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
One Track
(LBH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Just John
(PH4)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Poontango
(PH4)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
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