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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

One Track

(LBH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Let it go

(OH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

TABC

(A2H3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Power Puker

(N2H3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Just John

(PH4)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)