This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Zippercised
(RainCity)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
TABC
(A2H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
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