This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Let it go
(OH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Poontango
(PH4)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
TABC
(A2H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
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