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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

f/69

(HuaH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Just John

(PH4)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

EZ Chair

(PH4)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)