This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
One Track
(LBH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
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