Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Shoe Said Head
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Poontango
(PH4)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Just John
(PH4)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
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