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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

One Track

(LBH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Side Bitch

(PH4)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Let it go

(OH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

TABC

(A2H3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)