Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
f/69
(HuaH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Just John
(PH4)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Shoe Said Head
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
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