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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

size matters

(MiamiH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Poontango

(PH4)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

f/69

(HuaH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Let it go

(OH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )