Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Just John
(SloH3 )
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Shoe Said Head
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
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