Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Shoe Said Head
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Queen
(EBH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
EZ Chair
(PH4)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Poontango
(PH4)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
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