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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Poontango

(PH4)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Just John

(PH4)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

f/69

(HuaH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)