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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Toolbox

(PH4)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Just John

(SloH3 )

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Just John

(PH4)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20