This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
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Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Just John
(PH4)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Poontango
(PH4)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Let it go
(OH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Queen
(EBH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
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