This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
f/69
(HuaH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Queen
(EBH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Poontango
(PH4)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Let it go
(OH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
TABC
(A2H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
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