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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Poontango

(PH4)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

size matters

(MiamiH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Queen

(EBH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Just John

(SloH3 )

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Head Queen

(EH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Whora Gami

(OH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

f/69

(HuaH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...