Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Shoe Said Head
f/69
(HuaH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
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