This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Toolbox
(PH4)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Just John
(PH4)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
TABC
(A2H3)
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