Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Let it go
(OH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Shoe Said Head
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
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