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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

TABC

(A2H3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Just John

(SloH3 )

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Poontango

(PH4)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)