This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
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Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
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