This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Just John
(PH4)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Poontango
(PH4)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
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