Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Poontango
(PH4)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
TABC
(A2H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Shoe Said Head
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Just John
(PH4)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Cockamole
(SFH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
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