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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Just John

(PH4)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Toolbox

(PH4)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)