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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Poontango

(PH4)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

One Track

(LBH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Let it go

(OH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)