This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
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