This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Just John
(PH4)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
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