This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Just John
(PH4)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
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