Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Queen
(EBH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Poontango
(PH4)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Shoe Said Head
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
One Track
(LBH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
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