This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
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Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
TABC
(A2H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
f/69
(HuaH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Queen
(EBH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
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