This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
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Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
TABC
(A2H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Let it go
(OH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
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