This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Queen
(EBH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
One Track
(LBH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
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