This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Queen
(EBH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Poontango
(PH4)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
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