This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
TABC
(A2H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
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