This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
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