This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Queen
(EBH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
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