This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
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Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
California Creamin’
(PH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
TABC
(A2H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
One Track
(LBH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
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