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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s not shiggy, It...

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Head Queen

(EH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

One Track

(LBH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Let it go

(OH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

TABC

(A2H3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)