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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Head Queen

(EH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Poontango

(PH4)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Let it go

(OH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Just John

(PH4)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

size matters

(MiamiH3)