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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Let it go

(OH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

TABC

(A2H3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Just John

(PH4)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)