Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
One Track
(LBH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Just John
(PH4)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
TABC
(A2H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Shoe Said Head
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
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