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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Just Romi

(SHHH)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Let it go

(OH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Head Queen

(EH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Poontango

(PH4)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Just John

(SloH3 )

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)