Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Just John
(PH4)
TABC
(A2H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Shoe Said Head
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
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