This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
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Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Just John
(PH4)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
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