This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
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Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Just John
(PH4)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Queen
(EBH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Just John
(SloH3 )
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
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