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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Queen

(EBH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Side Bitch

(PH4)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)