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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just John

(SloH3 )

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

One Track

(LBH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Just John

(PH4)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

TABC

(A2H3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)