This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Toolbox
(PH4)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Let it go
(OH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Queen
(EBH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Just John
(SloH3 )
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