This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
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Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Poontango
(PH4)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Just John
(PH4)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
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