Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Head Queen
(EH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
BenWa
(DenverH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
One Track
(LBH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Queen
(EBH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Shoe Said Head
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
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