Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Queen
(EBH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Let it go
(OH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Just John
(PH4)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
One Track
(LBH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Shoe Said Head
TABC
(A2H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
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