This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
f/69
(HuaH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Just Gus
(CBH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
One Track
(LBH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Poontango
(PH4)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
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