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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

One Track

(LBH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Just John

(SloH3 )

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

f/69

(HuaH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)