Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Power Puker
(N2H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Poontango
(PH4)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Shoe Said Head
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Just John
(PH4)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
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