This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
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