Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
TABC
(A2H3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Let it go
(OH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Shoe Said Head
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Queen
(EBH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
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