This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Toolbox
(PH4)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
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