This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Queen
(EBH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
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