Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Just John
(PH4)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Queen
(EBH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Shoe Said Head
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
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