This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Side Bitch
(PH4)
TABC
(A2H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
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