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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Head Queen

(EH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Just John

(SloH3 )

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Just John

(PH4)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

TABC

(A2H3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

EZ Chair

(PH4)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)