This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Poontango
(PH4)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
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