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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

TABC

(A2H3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)