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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

TABC

(A2H3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Just John

(PH4)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)