Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
One Track
(LBH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Shoe Said Head
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
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