Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
One Track
(LBH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Poontango
(PH4)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Head Queen
(EH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Shoe Said Head
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Queen
(EBH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
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