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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Toolbox

(PH4)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Side Bitch

(PH4)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

f/69

(HuaH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Just John

(PH4)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Just John

(SloH3 )

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Queen

(EBH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )