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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Queen

(EBH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Just John

(SloH3 )

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

One Track

(LBH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Poontango

(PH4)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )