This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Zippercised
(RainCity)
One Track
(LBH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Just John
(PH4)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
TABC
(A2H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
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