This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
~ + ~ + ~ + ~ + ~
Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~
Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
TABC
(A2H3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Just John
(SloH3 )
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Let it go
(OH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
f/69
(HuaH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many