Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Shoe Said Head
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
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