This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Toolbox
(PH4)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
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