This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Poontango
(PH4)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
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