This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
One Track
(LBH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Poontango
(PH4)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Let it go
(OH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
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