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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Queen

(EBH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Toolbox

(PH4)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Just John

(PH4)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

TABC

(A2H3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Just John

(SloH3 )

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)