This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
f/69
(HuaH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
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