Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Toolbox
(PH4)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Shoe Said Head
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
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