This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Just John
(PH4)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
TABC
(A2H3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Poontango
(PH4)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
One Track
(LBH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
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