Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Jacket Off
(OH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Poontango
(PH4)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Shoe Said Head
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
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