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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

TABC

(A2H3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

One Track

(LBH3)