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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Just John

(SloH3 )

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Just John

(PH4)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Head Queen

(EH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Poontango

(PH4)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

One Track

(LBH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)