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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

TABC

(A2H3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Queen

(EBH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Just John

(PH4)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)