This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
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