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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Toolbox

(PH4)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Head Queen

(EH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

f/69

(HuaH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Let it go

(OH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

4" Spike

(KWH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)