This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Poontango
(PH4)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
TABC
(A2H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Let it go
(OH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
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