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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

One Track

(LBH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Poontango

(PH4)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

TABC

(A2H3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Cockamole

(SFH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Let it go

(OH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Just John

(PH4)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

f/69

(HuaH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)