This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Just John
(PH4)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
f/69
(HuaH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
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