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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

One Track

(LBH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Head Queen

(EH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Queen

(EBH3)