This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
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