This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
TABC
(A2H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
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