This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Queen
(EBH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Toolbox
(PH4)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
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