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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

EZ Chair

(PH4)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Queen

(EBH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

TABC

(A2H3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Just John

(PH4)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Power Puker

(N2H3)