Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Just John
(PH4)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Shoe Said Head
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
TABC
(A2H3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Queen
(EBH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
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