This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Let it go
(OH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
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