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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Let it go

(OH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

4" Spike

(KWH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

One Track

(LBH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Just John

(PH4)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Queen

(EBH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Poontango

(PH4)