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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

TABC

(A2H3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Poontango

(PH4)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Let it go

(OH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Just John

(PH4)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)