This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Queen
(EBH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Just John
(PH4)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Let it go
(OH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
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