This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
~ + ~ + ~ + ~ + ~
Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~
Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Just John
(PH4)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Queen
(EBH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many