This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
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Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Let it go
(OH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Queen
(EBH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
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