Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Just John
(PH4)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Head Queen
(EH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Shoe Said Head
Side Bitch
(PH4)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
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