Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Queen
(EBH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Poontango
(PH4)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Let it go
(OH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Shoe Said Head
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
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