This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Just John
(PH4)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Let it go
(OH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Toolbox
(PH4)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
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