This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Poontango
(PH4)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Head Queen
(EH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Queen
(EBH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
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