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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

TABC

(A2H3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

One Track

(LBH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

f/69

(HuaH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Queen

(EBH3)