This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Poontango
(PH4)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
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