This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
TABC
(A2H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Just John
(PH4)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Let it go
(OH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Queen
(EBH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
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