This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Let it go
(OH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
TABC
(A2H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
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