This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Queen
(EBH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Poontango
(PH4)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
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