This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Queen
(EBH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
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