This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Just John
(PH4)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Poontango
(PH4)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
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