Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Poontango
(PH4)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Queen
(EBH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Shoe Said Head
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Just John
(SloH3 )
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Let it go
(OH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
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