This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
~ + ~ + ~ + ~ + ~
Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~
Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Queen
(EBH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
One Track
(LBH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Just John
(SloH3 )
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many