Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
One Track
(LBH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Toolbox
(PH4)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Poontango
(PH4)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Shoe Said Head
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Queen
(EBH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
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