This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Let it go
(OH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
TABC
(A2H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
One Track
(LBH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
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