Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Queen
(EBH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Shoe Said Head
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Just John
(PH4)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Poontango
(PH4)
One Track
(LBH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
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