This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Whora Gami
(OH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Poontango
(PH4)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Queen
(EBH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
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