This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
TABC
(A2H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
One Track
(LBH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Queen
(EBH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Just John
(PH4)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Poontango
(PH4)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
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