Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Shoe Said Head
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Poontango
(PH4)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Queen
(EBH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
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