This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Just John
(PH4)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
One Track
(LBH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Let it go
(OH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
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