This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
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Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Queen
(EBH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Just John
(PH4)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
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