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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Let it go

(OH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

TABC

(A2H3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Poontango

(PH4)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Just John

(PH4)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Queen

(EBH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)