This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Poontango
(PH4)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
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