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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Just John

(PH4)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

One Track

(LBH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Let it go

(OH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Poontango

(PH4)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)