Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Shoe Said Head
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Just John
(PH4)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
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