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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Head Queen

(EH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Just John

(PH4)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Poontango

(PH4)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Let it go

(OH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

BenWa

(DenverH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)