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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

One Track

(LBH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Head Queen

(EH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just John

(SloH3 )

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Poontango

(PH4)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Toolbox

(PH4)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)