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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Poontango

(PH4)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Just John

(PH4)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)