This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Poontango
(PH4)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
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