Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
TABC
(A2H3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Shoe Said Head
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Just John
(PH4)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
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