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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

TABC

(A2H3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

One Track

(LBH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Road Head

Houston H3
...

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Poontango

(PH4)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)