Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Toolbox
(PH4)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
f/69
(HuaH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Just John
(PH4)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Shoe Said Head
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
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