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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Queen

(EBH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Poontango

(PH4)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Just John

(PH4)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)