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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

f/69

(HuaH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Poontango

(PH4)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...