This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Toolbox
(PH4)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Let it go
(OH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
One Track
(LBH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
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