This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
f/69
(HuaH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Poontango
(PH4)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Toolbox
(PH4)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
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