This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Just John
(SloH3 )
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Queen
(EBH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
TABC
(A2H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
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