This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Poontango
(PH4)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Just John
(PH4)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
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