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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Queen

(EBH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

One Track

(LBH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Just John

(PH4)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Let it go

(OH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

TABC

(A2H3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)