This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Just John
(PH4)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
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