This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
TABC
(A2H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
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