This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Poontango
(PH4)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
TABC
(A2H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Just John
(PH4)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
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