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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Queen

(EBH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Just John

(SloH3 )

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)