This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Just John
(PH4)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
One Track
(LBH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Poontango
(PH4)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Let it go
(OH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Queen
(EBH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
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