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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Let it go

(OH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

One Track

(LBH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Just John

(SloH3 )

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Just John

(PH4)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

TABC

(A2H3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

size matters

(MiamiH3)