This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
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