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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Poontango

(PH4)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Just John

(PH4)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)