This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Let it go
(OH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
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