This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Let it go
(OH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
One Track
(LBH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
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