Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Just John
(SloH3 )
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
TABC
(A2H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Shoe Said Head
Just John
(PH4)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
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