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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Just John

(PH4)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

TABC

(A2H3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Poontango

(PH4)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Just John

(SloH3 )

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Toolbox

(PH4)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)