Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Shoe Said Head
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
TABC
(A2H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Just John
(PH4)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
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