This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Poontango
(PH4)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
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