Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Just John
(SloH3 )
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Just John
(PH4)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Toolbox
(PH4)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Shoe Said Head
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Queen
(EBH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
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