Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
~ + ~ + ~ + ~ + ~
Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~
Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Just John
(PH4)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
One Track
(LBH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Shoe Said Head
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many