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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Queen

(EBH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

TABC

(A2H3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

size matters

(MiamiH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Just John

(PH4)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

f/69

(HuaH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)