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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?