This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
f/69
(HuaH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
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