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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Just John

(PH4)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

TABC

(A2H3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

EZ Chair

(PH4)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Toolbox

(PH4)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)