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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Just John

(PH4)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

One Track

(LBH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Let it go

(OH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Toolbox

(PH4)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

EZ Chair

(PH4)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)