This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
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Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Whora Gami
(OH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
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size matters
(MiamiH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Queen
(EBH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
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