This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Let it go
(OH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
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