This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Just John
(PH4)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Let it go
(OH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
TABC
(A2H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
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