This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Head Queen
(EH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
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