Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Poontango
(PH4)
Shoe Said Head
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Just John
(PH4)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
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