This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Just John
(PH4)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
One Track
(LBH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
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