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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Just John

(PH4)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Poontango

(PH4)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

TABC

(A2H3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)