This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Just John
(PH4)
TABC
(A2H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
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