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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Just John

(PH4)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Queen

(EBH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Let it go

(OH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Master Beater

(SWH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

TABC

(A2H3)