This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
TABC
(A2H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Poontango
(PH4)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
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