This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
TABC
(A2H3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
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