Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Just John
(PH4)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
One Track
(LBH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Shoe Said Head
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Poontango
(PH4)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
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