Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Just John
(PH4)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
One Track
(LBH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Queen
(EBH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Shoe Said Head
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
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