Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Shoe Said Head
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
TABC
(A2H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Queen
(EBH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
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