This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Poontango
(PH4)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Head Queen
(EH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
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