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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Let it go

(OH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just John

(SloH3 )

Power Puker

(N2H3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Just John

(PH4)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

TABC

(A2H3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)