Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Poontango
(PH4)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Shoe Said Head
One Track
(LBH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Queen
(EBH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
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