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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Let it go

(OH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

f/69

(HuaH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Toolbox

(PH4)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)