Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
TABC
(A2H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Shoe Said Head
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
f/69
(HuaH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Toolbox
(PH4)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
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