This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
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Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
One Track
(LBH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Just John
(PH4)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Toolbox
(PH4)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
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