Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Shoe Said Head
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Just Gus
(CBH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
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