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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Just John

(SloH3 )

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Let it go

(OH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Just John

(PH4)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Queen

(EBH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)