This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Let it go
(OH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
One Track
(LBH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Just John
(SloH3 )
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Poontango
(PH4)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
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