This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Queen
(EBH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Just John
(PH4)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
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