Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
~ + ~ + ~ + ~ + ~
Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~
Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Poontango
(PH4)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
f/69
(HuaH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
TABC
(A2H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Shoe Said Head
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Just John
(PH4)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many