Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
TABC
(A2H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Shoe Said Head
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
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