This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Head Queen
(EH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
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