This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Queen
(EBH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Just John
(PH4)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
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