This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Just John
(PH4)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
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