This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Just John
(PH4)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
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