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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Just John

(PH4)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Toolbox

(PH4)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

TABC

(A2H3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)