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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

TABC

(A2H3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

One Track

(LBH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Just John

(PH4)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )