Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Poontango
(PH4)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
size matters
(MiamiH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Just John
(SloH3 )
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Shoe Said Head
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
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