This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Just John
(PH4)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Poontango
(PH4)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
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