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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Queen

(EBH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)