Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
TABC
(A2H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Shoe Said Head
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
One Track
(LBH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Queen
(EBH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
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