Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Shoe Said Head
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
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