Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
~ + ~ + ~ + ~ + ~
Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~
Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
TABC
(A2H3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Shoe Said Head
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many