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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Just John

(PH4)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

TABC

(A2H3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Let it go

(OH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Toolbox

(PH4)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Queen

(EBH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)