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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Queen

(EBH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Let it go

(OH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)