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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Side Bitch

(PH4)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Queen

(EBH3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

One Track

(LBH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Just John

(PH4)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...