This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Poontango
(PH4)
Just John
(PH4)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
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