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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Poontango

(PH4)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

f/69

(HuaH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

One Track

(LBH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Let it go

(OH3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)