Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Shoe Said Head
Head Queen
(EH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Just John
(PH4)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Just John
(SloH3 )
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
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