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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Head Queen

(EH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Just John

(SloH3 )

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Queen

(EBH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Zippercised

(RainCity)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Power Puker

(N2H3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)