This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Just John
(PH4)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Poontango
(PH4)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
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