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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Just John

(SloH3 )

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Zippercised

(RainCity)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Let it go

(OH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Toolbox

(PH4)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

One Track

(LBH3)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

TABC

(A2H3)

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Just John

(PH4)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Head Queen

(EH3)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

size matters

(MiamiH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)