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PDX Green Dress Run 2021

10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $96

COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!

If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.

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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!

Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.

Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!


Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Hare -- Chubby Chaser


Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch


Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky


Public Event

See the full list!

254 Hashers came

including:

USO OH OHH!

(SFH3)

Just Caleb

(StumpH3)

Tunnel O' Love

(StumptownH3)

Kill Da Wabbit

(WH3)

I'm fucking Lea-Tarded

(ASSH3)

Sweet N Loaded

(A_H3)

Bring’em Young

(Eugene hash house...)

Sir Ménage-A-Lot

(SFH3)

Chubby Chaser

(OregonH3)

Twat Rocket

(jHavalina H3 )

Ballsacajewea

(Bellinghamster H3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

B.E.E.R.

(HSWTFH3)

Barely ManBelow

(Eugene H3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Rusty's T-bone

(Gateway H3)

Just Romi

(SHHH)

size matters

(MiamiH3)

Double Bloody Blow

(A2H3)

Just Andrew

(DenverH3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(Whorevallis H3)

Cabbage Snatch Kid

(EUGH3)

Snip it, snip it good

(SSH3)

Butt Plug FRED

(EBH3)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Playa del Hymen

(EUGH3)

Transcuntinental

(LBH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

(DFWH3)

Dances With Balls

(HSWTFH3)

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

4" Spike

(KWH3)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Just Joel

(StumpH3)

Head Queen

(EH3)

Fucked bi Tree

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

The Deadliest Snatch

(Stumptown H3)

EZ Chair

(PH4)

Lesbian for Sure

(Houston)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Battered Beaver

(EUGH3)

Baskin Throbbins

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Purdy Mouth

(StumpH3 )

Do More Stupid

(Gypsies in the Pa...)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

M’Alice

(Wandering Whore H3)

Bloody Nipple Triage

(EUGH3)

Cockjaw

(N2H3)

Taco Flavored Pisses

(StumpH3)

Power Puker

(N2H3)

Swamp Gravy

(DCRW)

Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams

(StumpH3)

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

(SeaMon)

Bubbles

(OregonH3)

Too Hot to Trot

(OKH3)

Mormon Kombat Peetality

(LDSH3)

Little Red Lying Hoe

(EH3)

Burning Feeling

(StumpH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(Eugene H3)

Rip Van Tinkle

(StumpH3)

Drunken Swallow

(Juneau H3 )

Asscrackistan

(LAH3)

Pubic Meeting

(DenverH3)

Shitty Kitty

(DWH3)

Just Carla

(BoiseH3)

Dry Heave Ho

(StumpH3)

Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock

(WWh3)

Hobosexual

(HSWTFH3)

Subaru nmy HuHu

(Anchorage AK H3)

Hairy Backsnatch

(Eugene H3)

Does the Finger Count

(B2H3)

Cockamole

(SFH3)

I Smell Lucky

(EUGH3)

Whoreder Recorder

(Bellinghamsters )

Snatch Snatcher

(EUGH3)

Andre Fagassi

(BMH3)

French Clit Au Jus

(StumpH3)

Osama Bin Hashing

(DCRW)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Rock, Paper, Strippers

(SDH3)

Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah

(StumpH3)

Naughty Girl

(PH4)

Bohemian Phapsody

(All things Portland )

Golden Snowball

(EBH3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(SeattleH3)

Cocoa Blo

(NSDH3)

Felter Smelter

(MadisonH3)

Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

One Track

(LBH3)

Cheese Nipz

(FHAC-U)

THRINCH

(Wandering Whores H3)

Jeep Her Keeper

(StumpH3)

Snipped Snape

(SH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

I Blow

(exit 69 H3)

Backdoor Tapher 2

(IEH3)

Just Marion

(StumpH3)

Kitty Porn

(N2H3)

Fleshlight

(EBH3)

Shoe Said Head

The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...

Zippercised

(RainCity)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Federal Booty Inspector

(Stumptown H3)

Let it go

(OH3)

Jizz Luge

(PH4)

f/69

(HuaH3)

Master Beater

(SWH3)

Deporta-Potty

(Seattle H3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

Queen

(EBH3)

Cosmo

(TacomaH3)

Pimping Longstocking

(SeaMon)

Fellowship of the Cockring

(Boston H3)

Side Bitch

(PH4)

Pearled my own necklace

(OH3)

Magic8ball

(Pfft H3)

Jacket Off

(OH3)

Shits Fucks Leaves

Denver Hash House Harriers
...

Worst Bottom Ever

(EBH3)

Top Thong

(Whorevallis)

Forrest Hump

(StumpH3)

Cum Guzzling Blowhard

(OH3)

Missile Anus

(FHAC-U)

Kennel My Kiddie

(OBH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Runs With No Name

Mile High Humpin Hash
Tiny Hands Forever!!! ...

Death Cab For Shootie

(StumpH3)

Missionary Impossible

(Lost Boobs H3)

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Wasted Rubber

No Balls H3
...

Swipe Right Rush In

(Eugene/Salem )

Whora Gami

(OH3)

Lick It To Beaver

(StumpH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Sixty K-9

(PH4)

Imagine My Erection

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
If it’s hashing, It’s ...

Rock Hard

(EUGH3)

Altered Boy

(SAH3)

Bitch My Hammie

(COH3)

Tonya hard-on

(SFH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

(MH3)

BenWa

(DenverH3)

My Lil' Porny

MadisonH3
...

H.N.I.C.

(KWH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Uniballer

Anchorage Alaska H3
...

Spanks 4 Cumming

(Kitten H3)

Just John

(PH4)

Wet Spots

(DWH3)

You've Got Tail

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Fills Your Mouth

(Larryville H3)

Soiiiiiii Tits!

(EH3)

Ranch on the side

(StumpH3)

Strok-E-Bear

(MrHH3)

I Sleepy with Sheepy

(Sac H3 )

Sperm Donor

(EBH3)

Automated Penis Mover

(FHAC-U)

Jock Crisco

(StumpH3)

Beef Up & FUCK

(EUGH3)

Snot Rag

(StumpH3)

Mouth Down South

San Francisco H3
...

Cuntacopia

Minneapolis H3/Twin Titties Thirstdays
...

Circle Twerk

(SalemH3)

Orgy Cycle

(SeattleH3)

Beach Blow Swamp Swallow

(NSDH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

Twerxes like Zerxes

(San Francisco H3)

Shaft Impacther

(EUGH3)

Red Rim Jim Job

(EUGH3)

Extra sensory pussy

(StumpH3)

Silo Can You Blow

(BoiseH3)

Po-Po Peepshow

(Boston H3)

Facial

(exit 69 H3)

Flaming Fart

(OregonH3)

Carrot Diq

Never say die hash house harriers
$20 is $20

Heiney Girl

(Washington Wonder...)

Crotch Thumper

(Horse's Ass H3 )

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy

(IndyScent)

Just Gus

(CBH3)

Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast

(ASS)

Grandpa's Maple Queef

(CBH3)

Jennatalia

(A2H3)

Damper Pampers

(StumpH3)

IOU1IUD

(SDHumpin)

Tuna on Top

(SFH3)

Ice Cold Member

(Wandering Whores H3)

Doo Doo Directum

(Ashland H3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(RainCity)

Tunnel of Luv

(LVH3vlv)

My Little Spermaid

(EBH3)

Assfault Moneyshot

(South Sound H3 )

Backdoor Tapher

Inland Empire Hash House Harriers
...

Clearly You're Gay

(COH3)

Just Chantelle

(PH4)

Don't Ask Don't Spoon

(SDH3)

Felcher

(Dead Whores H3)

Dual Tools Up My Ass

(SVH3)

Always Wet Pussy

(EH3)

Cocktistic

(B2H3)

Miss Delivery

(San Francisco H3)

White Girl’s Sloppy Taco

(SWWH3)

Unholy Nipples

(A2H3)

BreakingVag

(ABQH3 )

Cheek n Dong

(SLuTH3)

Toolbox

(PH4)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Kwus-T the Fwown

(TTTH3)

California Creamin’

(PH3)

0 to Kink in 69 Seconds

(PugetSound)

Pop Rocks

(SDHumpin)

Jerkin Jaundice

(PH4)

Hurrrling Sharrrterrr

(PH4)

Snuggle My Pee Pee

(PH4)

Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)

(VajH3)

Just Bobby

(StumpH3)

Poontango

(PH4)

Smell my pinky

(OregonH3)

Space invader

(Eugene hash house...)

She Has Small Hands

DCRW
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Stinky In My Ass

(StumpH3)

Just Jack

(SeaMon)

Baby’s too tight

(Eugene hash house...)

Road Head

Houston H3
...

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Alfred Fishcock

(CH3)

Simba

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Purdy Little Pigfucker

(StumpH3)

Saggy MC

(StumpH3)

Spitty Spitty Gangbang

Long Beach H3
...

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Ditch Bitch

(N2H3)

T-Ball

(BRCH3)

Hood Whorenament

(Sh3)

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Pink Meat

(SWH3)

Baker's Dozen't

(SurfCityH3)

TABC

(A2H3)

Just a Little Prick <=3

(Portland Humpin H...)

Legs Wide Open

(WH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Dances with Cougars

(Flour City )

Shits Twice and Gags

(KCH3)

Sticky Chin

(SeaMon)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

(SVH3)

Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!

(All Things Portland)

Fallen Cumrag

(OregonH3)

Good Vibrations

(StumpH3)

Just John

(SloH3 )