Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Shoe Said Head
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
One Track
(LBH3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
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