Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Let it go
(OH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Poontango
(PH4)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Shoe Said Head
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Queen
(EBH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
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