This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
TABC
(A2H3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Let it go
(OH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
One Track
(LBH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
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