Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Just John
(SloH3 )
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Shoe Said Head
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Just John
(PH4)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
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