Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
including:
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
f/69
(HuaH3)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Just John
(PH4)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
One Track
(LBH3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
Shoe Said Head
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Jacket Off
(OH3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
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