This event is over.
Organizers:
PDX Green Dress Run 2021
10/22 06:00 PM to 10/24 02:00 PM
A Hash Weekend
Cost: $96
COVID Update (Aug 6, 2021):
After careful consideration, Mismanagement has decided to require proof of COVID-19 vaccination for all attendees. The venue is small enough that it would be difficult to have any kind of social distancing, and the likelihood of any sort of mask compliance is very low, since we'll all be drinking and eating in there. Given the rising numbers of infections, the spread of the delta variant, and increasing hospitalizations here in Portland, we feel this is the only responsible way to approach this.
In order to prevent confusion at the door and to ensure that nobody travels all the way only to be turned away, we'll be asking for this proof in advance. We will send an email to all the currently rego'd individuals and ask for folks to respond with proof of vaccination -- a completed CDC card or some equivalent documentation. (If you were vaccinated in Europe, for instance, a screenshot from your country's app will work.) All rego transfers moving forward will require the purchasing hasher to include proof of vaccination.
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Finally! Our March 2020 event was rescheduled -- fuck COVID -- to October 2020 then to March 2021 and now it's On On in October!
If you have a rego, it's still good. If you need to sell yours, please post on the PDX Green Dress Weekend Facebook page.
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Now find a sexy green dress and get ready for the 9TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!
Show the amateurs how to really party, with a Friday night kilt trail, Saturday green dress trail, Sunday hangover trail, dinners, drinking, dancing, and debauchery.
Please note -- this is important! -- You are not registered until you have rego'd and PAID through the PayPal option here. You have to sign up on this site and click through to pay using PayPal. Any other method = you are NOT registered and will not be counted.
There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! Even if you don’t drink! No entry! No kidding! No exceptions!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Hare -- Chubby Chaser
Hares -- Cockjaw and Ditch Bitch
Hares -- Sixty K9 and Smell My Pinky
Public Event
including:
Ice Cold Member
(Wandering Whores H3)
Subaru nmy HuHu
(Anchorage AK H3)
Fills Your Mouth
(Larryville H3)
Dances with Cougars
(Flour City )
Assfault Moneyshot
(South Sound H3 )
Baker's Dozen't
(SurfCityH3)
Tunnel of Luv
(LVH3vlv)
Don't Ask Don't Spoon
(SDH3)
Cheek n Dong
(SLuTH3)
Jalapeño Pussy (Olé!)
(VajH3)
Death Cab For Shootie
(StumpH3)
Smell my pinky
(OregonH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude/Sheiße Time Daddy
(IndyScent)
Just Caleb
(StumpH3)
Just Andrew
(DenverH3)
I'm fucking Lea-Tarded
(ASSH3)
Jeep Her Keeper
(StumpH3)
Peggi’s cumming down the mountain
(SeattleH3)
Dr Who’s Ass Blah Blah Blah
(StumpH3)
H.N.I.C.
(KWH3)
Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Bacon!
(All Things Portland)
Sperm Donor
(EBH3)
size matters
(MiamiH3)
Snip it, snip it good
(SSH3)
Lesbian for Sure
(Houston)
Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca
(SeaMon)
Bubbles
(OregonH3)
Grandpa's Maple Queef
(CBH3)
Po-Po Peepshow
(Boston H3)
Cockjaw
(N2H3)
Transcuntinental
(LBH3)
Andre Fagassi
(BMH3)
Sweet N Loaded
(A_H3)
Top Thong
(Whorevallis)
Dick Shank Redemption
(SeaMon)
Nakey Wakey My Clothes R Toast
(ASS)
Shoe Said Head
The Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers of Bremerton Washington, Voted Sickest Kennel in America by Rumson H3 @ InterAm 2017 AND 2019
4 steps to a good time...
Tuna on Top
(SFH3)
Snot Rag
(StumpH3)
Cocktistic
(B2H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Just Romi
(SHHH)
One Track
(LBH3)
Yak Traxxx
(SeattleH3)
Naughty Girl
(PH4)
THRINCH
(Wandering Whores H3)
Pink Meat
(SWH3)
Poontango
(PH4)
Do More Stupid
(Gypsies in the Pa...)
Toolbox
(PH4)
Unholy Nipples
(A2H3)
Taint No Hair There
(HereticsH3)
IOU1IUD
(SDHumpin)
Magic8ball
(Pfft H3)
Baby’s too tight
(Eugene hash house...)
Missionary Impossible
(Lost Boobs H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(Eugene H3)
Ranch on the side
(StumpH3)
Osama Bin Hashing
(DCRW)
California Creamin’
(PH3)
Stinky In My Ass
(StumpH3)
Zucch Chute Riot
(MH3)
Master Beater
(SWH3)
The Deadliest Snatch
(Stumptown H3)
Sixty K-9
(PH4)
Flaming Fart
(OregonH3)
Clearly You're Gay
(COH3)
Just Bobby
(StumpH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Queen
(EBH3)
Purdy Mouth
(StumpH3 )
Soiiiiiii Tits!
(EH3)
Too Hot to Trot
(OKH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Cum Guzzling Blowhard
(OH3)
0 to Kink in 69 Seconds
(PugetSound)
Silo Can You Blow
(BoiseH3)
Dual Tools Up My Ass
(SVH3)
Tunnel O' Love
(StumptownH3)
Wet Spots
(DWH3)
M’Alice
(Wandering Whore H3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Red Rim Jim Job
(EUGH3)
Ditch Bitch
(N2H3)
I Smell Lucky
(EUGH3)
T-Ball
(BRCH3)
Snatch Snatcher
(EUGH3)
Pop Rocks
(SDHumpin)
Chubby Chaser
(OregonH3)
BenWa
(DenverH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(SeattleH3)
Drunken Swallow
(Juneau H3 )
SUPER Teflon Dong
(RainCity)
Purdy Little Pigfucker
(StumpH3)
Hairy Backsnatch
(Eugene H3)
Worst Bottom Ever
(EBH3)
Fleshlight
(EBH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Rusty's T-bone
(Gateway H3)
Crotch Thumper
(Horse's Ass H3 )
Alfred Fishcock
(CH3)
Facial
(exit 69 H3)
Ballsacajewea
(Bellinghamster H3)
Automated Penis Mover
(FHAC-U)
Pussy of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Dry Heave Ho
(StumpH3)
Kennel My Kiddie
(OBH3)
Good Vibrations
(StumpH3)
Let it go
(OH3)
Always Wet Pussy
(EH3)
Legs Wide Open
(WH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Just Marion
(StumpH3)
Just Carla
(BoiseH3)
Rock Hard
(EUGH3)
B.E.E.R.
(HSWTFH3)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Cow Cock
(WWh3)
Pimping Longstocking
(SeaMon)
Jock Crisco
(StumpH3)
My Little Spermaid
(EBH3)
I Sleepy with Sheepy
(Sac H3 )
Jacket Off
(OH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(Whorevallis H3)
Hood Whorenament
(Sh3)
Swipe Right Rush In
(Eugene/Salem )
Lick It To Beaver
(StumpH3)
Hurrrling Sharrrterrr
(PH4)
Burning Feeling
(StumpH3)
Tonya hard-on
(SFH3)
Miss Delivery
(San Francisco H3)
Shitty Kitty
(DWH3)
Pubic Meeting
(DenverH3)
Bloody Nipple Triage
(EUGH3)
White Girl’s Sloppy Taco
(SWWH3)
Kitty Porn
(N2H3)
4" Spike
(KWH3)
Beef Up & FUCK
(EUGH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Deporta-Potty
(Seattle H3)
Jizz Luge
(PH4)
Mormon Kombat Peetality
(LDSH3)
Champagne Showers and Caviar Streams
(StumpH3)
Strok-E-Bear
(MrHH3)
BreakingVag
(ABQH3 )
Just Jack
(SeaMon)
Kwus-T the Fwown
(TTTH3)
I Blow
(exit 69 H3)
Twat Rocket
(jHavalina H3 )
Snipped Snape
(SH3)
Just John
(PH4)
Hobosexual
(HSWTFH3)
Battered Beaver
(EUGH3)
Backdoor Tapher 2
(IEH3)
Bitch My Hammie
(COH3)
Fellowship of the Cockring
(Boston H3)
Just Chris
(HamsterH3)
Felcher
(Dead Whores H3)
Shits Twice and Gags
(KCH3)
Bohemian Phapsody
(All things Portland )
Just a Little Prick <=3
(Portland Humpin H...)
Forrest Hump
(StumpH3)
Spanks 4 Cumming
(Kitten H3)
Little Red Lying Hoe
(EH3)
Head Queen
(EH3)
Fallen Cumrag
(OregonH3)
Pearled my own necklace
(OH3)
Space invader
(Eugene hash house...)
Extra sensory pussy
(StumpH3)
Asscrackistan
(LAH3)
Cocoa Blo
(NSDH3)
Rip Van Tinkle
(StumpH3)
Cabbage Snatch Kid
(EUGH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Does the Finger Count
(B2H3)
Sir Ménage-A-Lot
(SFH3)
Rock, Paper, Strippers
(SDH3)
Power Puker
(N2H3)
Just Gus
(CBH3)
Circle Twerk
(SalemH3)
Cosmo
(TacomaH3)
Bring’em Young
(Eugene hash house...)
Doo Doo Directum
(Ashland H3)
Just Joel
(StumpH3)
Just John
(SloH3 )
Golden Snowball
(EBH3)
Dances With Balls
(HSWTFH3)
Just Chantelle
(PH4)
Jennatalia
(A2H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer
(SVH3)
Whora Gami
(OH3)
DDDestruction
(MadisonH3)
Jedi Mind Wank
(DFWH3)
Whoreder Recorder
(Bellinghamsters )
USO OH OHH!
(SFH3)
Doggie the Penis Hunter
(HereticsH3)
Felter Smelter
(MadisonH3)
Cockamole
(SFH3)
Shaft Impacther
(EUGH3)
Barely ManBelow
(Eugene H3)
Swamp Gravy
(DCRW)
Saggy MC
(StumpH3)
Damper Pampers
(StumpH3)
Taco Flavored Pisses
(StumpH3)
Orgy Cycle
(SeattleH3)
Playa del Hymen
(EUGH3)
Heiney Girl
(Washington Wonder...)
Cheese Nipz
(FHAC-U)
f/69
(HuaH3)
TABC
(A2H3)
French Clit Au Jus
(StumpH3)
Federal Booty Inspector
(Stumptown H3)
Side Bitch
(PH4)
Snuggle My Pee Pee
(PH4)
Altered Boy
(SAH3)
Sticky Chin
(SeaMon)
Zippercised
(RainCity)
Butt Plug FRED
(EBH3)
Jerkin Jaundice
(PH4)
Missile Anus
(FHAC-U)
EZ Chair
(PH4)
Twerxes like Zerxes
(San Francisco H3)
Beach Blow Swamp Swallow
(NSDH3)
Double Bloody Blow
(A2H3)
Kill Da Wabbit
(WH3)
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