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PCH3 Float the Gimp 2019

07/12 04:00 PM to 07/14 01:00 PM

A PCH3 Hash Campout

Cost: $40

What could be better than Floating one Gimp? Floating TWO Gimps! Ah, um, we mean Floating TWO distinguished Hashers. What could be better than last year’s event? NOTHING! IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME! So we are doing it again!

Join us for the 13th Anal Float the Gimp Weekend. Come help us drown B-Shit and Trust Me in booze as we celebrate their birthdays with a weekend of Hashy shenanigans.

DETAILS: $40 REGO. EVENT CAPPED AT THE FIRST 100 PAID REGOS!
IMPORTANT PAYMENT INFORMATION: YOU WILL NOT BE LISTED AS A REGO UNTIL PAYMENT IS RECEIVED.

WHEN: 12-14 July 2019.

WHERE: N 31.301383, W 85.671672 off Old Newton Rd, Daleville, AL. It is immediately on your right as you pass the last campers parked at the “Alabama Wildwood Campground”. Use the "Alabama Wildwood Campground" in your GPS to get there and look for the True Trail signs. BVC!! THE ENTRANCE IS IN A 90 DEGREE RIGHT CURVE. IF YOU ARE BRINGING A CAMPER, CALL ME! 334-389-0244. The camp site is on private property and muggle free. You will need your own floatation devices.

TIMES AND PLACES:
Friday 12 Jul 19: Noon the site will be open. It is primitive camping. Porta-Johns, bathing in the river.

Friday night 12 Jul 19: Beer mile / naked mile Friday 8:30pm. Beer will be provided, but no meals Friday night.

Saturday 13 Jul 19: Brunch will be served at 10am ish. Transportation to the insertion point will begin no later than 11am. Float will start at NOON. Dinner will be ready shortly after we float into the camp site.

Sunday 14 Jul 19: 9am reveille will sound. Breakfast shortly thereafter. Hangover Trail will begin at 10am. Sunday afternoon, or maybe Monday, GTFO. We can stay till Monday if we want.

BRING: YOU WILL NEED YOUR OWN FLOTATION DEVICE!! Sunscreen, a flashlight/headlamp, life jacket, hab to sell from your kennel, camping stuff, stuff to eat with (plate, bowl, fork, spoon, your fingers), a vessel, some extra clothes, virgins, a towel, a chair, aspirin, neckgear, a whistle, a piece of chalk, toilet paper, personal patches, ointment, and a thirst for fun.

SAFETY 3RD: If you are bringing a kayak or raft or anything inflatable that resembles a boat, you must have a life jacket. Regular floats do not require them, but if you have them bring them anyway. The float will be 4 HOURS IN THE JULY ALABAMA SUN!! We highly recommend sunscreen, having a sleeved shirt available, a hat, and a shade umbrella. It’s always better to have it and not need it, then need it and not have it.


YOU WILL NEED YOUR OWN FLOTATION DEVICE!! Sunscreen, a flashlight/headlamp, life jacket, hab to sell from your kennel, camping stuff, stuff to eat with (plate, bowl, fork, spoon, your fingers), a vessel, some extra clothes, virgins, a towel, a chair, aspirin, neckgear, a whistle, a piece of chalk, toilet paper, personal patches, ointment, and a thirst for fun.

Start Location Details

N 31.301383, W 85.671672 off Old Newton Rd, Daleville, AL. It is immediately on your right as you pass the last campers parked at the “Alabama Wildwood Campground”. Use the "Alabama Wildwood Campground" in your GPS

N 31.301383, W 85.671672

Schedule of Events

12 pm camp opens
8:30 pm beer mile / naked mile
NO DINNER PROVIDED


10 am brunch
11 am transport to start
12 pm float starts
dinner when we get back


9 am wake up
10 am hangover trail
some time by Monday GTFO


Public Event

See the full list!

102 Hashers came

including:

That'll Do Pig

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
...

Extended Dick Network

(SPH3)

SUB

(Chattahoochee Val...)

B-SHIT

(PCH3)

Tuck me in granny

(MRH3)

Drunk Hole io

Wiregrass Traveling Hash House Harriers
Laugh it out!!

Tie Me Up Before You Go Go

(ECH3)

Maybe Next Week

Siete Cerveza H3
...

Woody poke her

(Crescent shiggy h3)

(Dickie) Just Another Dick on the Wall

(PCH3)

thousand dollar Fine

(HOBOH3)

Sext Me Something Good

(Panhandle Cossacks )

High $ Home Entertainment

(PCH3)

Just Karen

(SPH3)

I Think We Made Out

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
...

Toilet Tosser

Jacksonville H3
I'm not drunk, you're ...

Cock Ness Monster

(VoodooH3)

20 bucks is twenty bucks

(Noh3)

Double copped cuffed

Panama City H3
...

The Pebble

(NomadH3)

Melons of Troy

(TAH3)

Wild Bear

(WTH3)

Twenty in the Bush is Worth Four in the Tub

(W3H3)

Sir Ice Hole

(Wiregrass Traveli...)

Airport Slut

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
...

Fire N the Hole

(JaxUrbanH3)

Black Velvet Rod

(WTH3)

Pic of the Litter

(DIVA H3)

Bitch's Knee

(PCH3)

Turned Down for What?

(PCH3)

Curious Queefer

(SCH3)

Dick Flicker

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
Bad Decision Wandering...

Dude Sucks Like a Lady

Panama City H3
...

Trust Me

Middle GA H4
Lay it and they will cum!

Bends over for big ones

(MRH3)

Cookie Monster

Wiregrass Traveling Hash House Harriers
...

Curling Iron Maiden

(ECH3)

Twater Moccasin

(CSH3)

No Pants 'R' Us

(PCH3IT)

Captain He Brew

(TAH3)

Fireball DoubleTap

Mutha Rucker Hash House Harriers
...

I Blows We Blows

(CGH3)

Natty Lights Out

Wiregrass Traveling Hash House Harriers
...

Daddy's Cum Drop

Panhandle Cossacks
...

BiPole Dancer

(WTH3)

Highway Hummer

(PCH3)

No Spit No Quit

Mutha Rucker Hash House Harriers
...

Bucakey!

New Orleans Hash House Harriers
It’s Boo-cake-ee!, and...

Fatliner

BigHumpH3
...

Spritz It In The Ritz

Tallahassee & Area Hash House Harriers
...

Just Roy

(PCH3)

Thee Lawnmoaner

(BRH3 )

Twat Blocker

Mutha Rucker Hash House Harriers
...

Crack the Ripper

(T&AH3)

Hitachi Topic

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
...

She never saw it Cumming

(PCH3)

Rotor Hard

(WTH3)

Just Brint

(Chattahoochee Val...)

My Bloody Palestine

(VH3)

Helen Keller

(PCH3)

Mini Pooper

Panama City H3
...

Open Wide

(PCH3)

XXX

(SurvivorH3)

Fine If She's Swine

(Siete Cerveza H3)

Cherry *POP*

Panhandle Cossacks
Work Hard, Play Harder!

A Savage

WTH3
...

nine drunken miles

(VoodooH3)

Chamber of secrets

(MRH3)

Porta Juicy

(SCH3)

Just Jonathan

(None / new)

Princess Party Favor

(PCH3)

Musty Double Tap

Osan Bulgogi Hash House Harriers
...

Just Sara

(PCH3)

MOMMY HATCHET

(EMERALD COAST)

Erect Me Mama

(CGH3 )

Dick Tested Mother Approved

(SH3)

Twater Sports

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
...

DUECE & A QUARTER

(PCH3)

1234 I'm A Little Cock Whore

Home Of Twelve Dresses Hash House Harriers
...

Pussy Blue Ribbon

(VH3)

Iron hymen

(SurvivorH3)

Evan

(PCH3)

Crapper Napper

Cunt Crew H3
...

Can I Get U Off?

(RSH3)

Moist of All

(VoodooH3)

Flip He Over

(Middle GA H4)

Rosie Lickety Split

(SCH3)

JustMarie

(JaxH3)

Saddle My Banana

Mutha Rucker Hash House Harriers
...

Just Tina

(PCH3)

Just Buster

(PCH3)

BaDaBaBaBa Not Lovin It

(MRH3)

DEATH By Snu-Snu

Wandering Mountain Trash
...

Poop! There It Is

Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday Hash House Harriers
It wasn't me.

Saucers, Flying

(PCH3IT)

Weiner of Minimum Penetration

(PCH3)

Pale Moon Rising

(PCH3)

Catcher in the Eye

Wandering Soul H3
Smart-ass, wise-ass, d...

Fuck you perverted assholes

(ECH3)