Cost: $40
What could be better than Floating one Gimp? Floating TWO Gimps! Ah, um, we mean Floating TWO distinguished Hashers. What could be better than last year’s event? NOTHING! IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME! So we are doing it again!
Join us for the 13th Anal Float the Gimp Weekend. Come help us drown B-Shit and Trust Me in booze as we celebrate their birthdays with a weekend of Hashy shenanigans.
DETAILS: $40 REGO. EVENT CAPPED AT THE FIRST 100 PAID REGOS!
IMPORTANT PAYMENT INFORMATION: YOU WILL NOT BE LISTED AS A REGO UNTIL PAYMENT IS RECEIVED.
WHEN: 12-14 July 2019.
WHERE: N 31.301383, W 85.671672 off Old Newton Rd, Daleville, AL. It is immediately on your right as you pass the last campers parked at the “Alabama Wildwood Campground”. Use the "Alabama Wildwood Campground" in your GPS to get there and look for the True Trail signs. BVC!! THE ENTRANCE IS IN A 90 DEGREE RIGHT CURVE. IF YOU ARE BRINGING A CAMPER, CALL ME! 334-389-0244. The camp site is on private property and muggle free. You will need your own floatation devices.
TIMES AND PLACES:
Friday 12 Jul 19: Noon the site will be open. It is primitive camping. Porta-Johns, bathing in the river.
Friday night 12 Jul 19: Beer mile / naked mile Friday 8:30pm. Beer will be provided, but no meals Friday night.
Saturday 13 Jul 19: Brunch will be served at 10am ish. Transportation to the insertion point will begin no later than 11am. Float will start at NOON. Dinner will be ready shortly after we float into the camp site.
Sunday 14 Jul 19: 9am reveille will sound. Breakfast shortly thereafter. Hangover Trail will begin at 10am. Sunday afternoon, or maybe Monday, GTFO. We can stay till Monday if we want.
BRING: YOU WILL NEED YOUR OWN FLOTATION DEVICE!! Sunscreen, a flashlight/headlamp, life jacket, hab to sell from your kennel, camping stuff, stuff to eat with (plate, bowl, fork, spoon, your fingers), a vessel, some extra clothes, virgins, a towel, a chair, aspirin, neckgear, a whistle, a piece of chalk, toilet paper, personal patches, ointment, and a thirst for fun.
SAFETY 3RD: If you are bringing a kayak or raft or anything inflatable that resembles a boat, you must have a life jacket. Regular floats do not require them, but if you have them bring them anyway. The float will be 4 HOURS IN THE JULY ALABAMA SUN!! We highly recommend sunscreen, having a sleeved shirt available, a hat, and a shade umbrella. It’s always better to have it and not need it, then need it and not have it.
YOU WILL NEED YOUR OWN FLOTATION DEVICE!! Sunscreen, a flashlight/headlamp, life jacket, hab to sell from your kennel, camping stuff, stuff to eat with (plate, bowl, fork, spoon, your fingers), a vessel, some extra clothes, virgins, a towel, a chair, aspirin, neckgear, a whistle, a piece of chalk, toilet paper, personal patches, ointment, and a thirst for fun.
N 31.301383, W 85.671672 off Old Newton Rd, Daleville, AL. It is immediately on your right as you pass the last campers parked at the “Alabama Wildwood Campground”. Use the "Alabama Wildwood Campground" in your GPS
12 pm camp opens
8:30 pm beer mile / naked mile
NO DINNER PROVIDED
10 am brunch
11 am transport to start
12 pm float starts
dinner when we get back
9 am wake up
10 am hangover trail
some time by Monday GTFO
including:
Erect Me Mama
(CGH3 )
Crack the Ripper
(T&AH3)
MOMMY HATCHET
(EMERALD COAST)
Just Roy
(PCH3)
The Pebble
(NomadH3)
My Bloody Palestine
(VH3)
Fuck you perverted assholes
(ECH3)
XXX
(SurvivorH3)
Pussy Blue Ribbon
(VH3)
Just Sara
(PCH3)
Rotor Hard
(WTH3)
Can I Get U Off?
(RSH3)
Melons of Troy
(TAH3)
nine drunken miles
(VoodooH3)
Porta Juicy
(SCH3)
Sir Ice Hole
(Wiregrass Traveli...)
Curling Iron Maiden
(ECH3)
thousand dollar Fine
(HOBOH3)
Princess Party Favor
(PCH3)
No Pants 'R' Us
(PCH3IT)
BiPole Dancer
(WTH3)
Highway Hummer
(PCH3)
(Dickie) Just Another Dick on the Wall
(PCH3)
High $ Home Entertainment
(PCH3)
Wild Bear
(WTH3)
DUECE & A QUARTER
(PCH3)
Tuck me in granny
(MRH3)
JustMarie
(JaxH3)
Just Buster
(PCH3)
Open Wide
(PCH3)
Woody poke her
(Crescent shiggy h3)
Fire N the Hole
(JaxUrbanH3)
Evan
(PCH3)
Bends over for big ones
(MRH3)
20 bucks is twenty bucks
(Noh3)
SUB
(Chattahoochee Val...)
Fine If She's Swine
(Siete Cerveza H3)
Twenty in the Bush is Worth Four in the Tub
(W3H3)
Captain He Brew
(TAH3)
Bitch's Knee
(PCH3)
Just Jonathan
(None / new)
Chamber of secrets
(MRH3)
Twater Moccasin
(CSH3)
Helen Keller
(PCH3)
Black Velvet Rod
(WTH3)
Extended Dick Network
(SPH3)
Just Brint
(Chattahoochee Val...)
Tie Me Up Before You Go Go
(ECH3)
Weiner of Minimum Penetration
(PCH3)
Just Karen
(SPH3)
Iron hymen
(SurvivorH3)
Rosie Lickety Split
(SCH3)
Dick Tested Mother Approved
(SH3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Sext Me Something Good
(Panhandle Cossacks )
Moist of All
(VoodooH3)
I Blows We Blows
(CGH3)
Turned Down for What?
(PCH3)
Flip He Over
(Middle GA H4)
Just Tina
(PCH3)
Curious Queefer
(SCH3)
B-SHIT
(PCH3)
Pic of the Litter
(DIVA H3)
Pale Moon Rising
(PCH3)
She never saw it Cumming
(PCH3)
BaDaBaBaBa Not Lovin It
(MRH3)
Thee Lawnmoaner
(BRH3 )
Saucers, Flying
(PCH3IT)
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