What could be better than Floating one Gimp? Floating TWO Gimps! Ah, um, we mean Floating TWO distinguished Hashers. What could be better than last year’s event? NOTHING! IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME! So we are doing it again!

Join us for the 13th Anal Float the Gimp Weekend. Come help us drown B-Shit and Trust Me in booze as we celebrate their birthdays with a weekend of Hashy shenanigans.

DETAILS: $40 REGO. EVENT CAPPED AT THE FIRST 100 PAID REGOS!
IMPORTANT PAYMENT INFORMATION: YOU WILL NOT BE LISTED AS A REGO UNTIL PAYMENT IS RECEIVED.

WHEN: 12-14 July 2019.

WHERE: N 31.301383, W 85.671672 off Old Newton Rd, Daleville, AL. It is immediately on your right as you pass the last campers parked at the “Alabama Wildwood Campground”. Use the "Alabama Wildwood Campground" in your GPS to get there and look for the True Trail signs. BVC!! THE ENTRANCE IS IN A 90 DEGREE RIGHT CURVE. IF YOU ARE BRINGING A CAMPER, CALL ME! 334-389-0244. The camp site is on private property and muggle free. You will need your own floatation devices.

TIMES AND PLACES:
Friday 12 Jul 19: Noon the site will be open. It is primitive camping. Porta-Johns, bathing in the river.

Friday night 12 Jul 19: Beer mile / naked mile Friday 8:30pm. Beer will be provided, but no meals Friday night.

Saturday 13 Jul 19: Brunch will be served at 10am ish. Transportation to the insertion point will begin no later than 11am. Float will start at NOON. Dinner will be ready shortly after we float into the camp site.

Sunday 14 Jul 19: 9am reveille will sound. Breakfast shortly thereafter. Hangover Trail will begin at 10am. Sunday afternoon, or maybe Monday, GTFO. We can stay till Monday if we want.

BRING: YOU WILL NEED YOUR OWN FLOTATION DEVICE!! Sunscreen, a flashlight/headlamp, life jacket, hab to sell from your kennel, camping stuff, stuff to eat with (plate, bowl, fork, spoon, your fingers), a vessel, some extra clothes, virgins, a towel, a chair, aspirin, neckgear, a whistle, a piece of chalk, toilet paper, personal patches, ointment, and a thirst for fun.

SAFETY 3RD: If you are bringing a kayak or raft or anything inflatable that resembles a boat, you must have a life jacket. Regular floats do not require them, but if you have them bring them anyway. The float will be 4 HOURS IN THE JULY ALABAMA SUN!! We highly recommend sunscreen, having a sleeved shirt available, a hat, and a shade umbrella. It’s always better to have it and not need it, then need it and not have it.

YOU WILL NEED YOUR OWN FLOTATION DEVICE!! Sunscreen, a flashlight/headlamp, life jacket, hab to sell from your kennel, camping stuff, stuff to eat with (plate, bowl, fork, spoon, your fingers), a vessel, some extra clothes, virgins, a towel, a chair, aspirin, neckgear, a whistle, a piece of chalk, toilet paper, personal patches, ointment, and a thirst for fun.