Mark your calendar for the 2nd anal ON IN H3 campout! 2024's theme will be Cult! Cult! Cult! So pull out those purple sheets, orange robes, and Jim Jones glasses, 'cause this Kool-Aid is delicious!

Rego:
69 cap with $99.69 Rego
(Gimme cutoff is July 24th! However, we can show you how to order one if you feel left out!)

The Event:
- This will be a tent camping event, so pack what is necessary.
- A large fire will be lit at all times.
- Nudity and Manson fam orgies only in specified areas.
- Bring your C+ game to impress us all at the open mic on Friday night! Sing your heart out, play the guitar, perform some comedy, speak your poetry, do a silly act, or just show us that butthole!
- Following that pull out your best beer to share for Draft Punk. There can only be one winner, but we're all winners at the end of the day... right?
- Wake up Saturday to earn your Malort H3 patch by participating in the Malort Mile or be sm-rt and do the Soju Mile instead! ...Or be super sm-rt and do both!
- Continuing our day, Saturday's trail will be a super shiggy ball buster laid by your two favorite forest and water-crossing-loving hares. This isn't a joke: trail will not be for the taint of heart.
- The costume contest on Saturday will show us who our one true messiah is! So dress your best as your favorite (or least favorite) cult leader and join the competition.
- Following the costume contest we'll have an EDM and techno dance party around the fire until we die of exhaustion, spiked Kool-Aid, or both!
- And best of all we'll be embracing the cult... by providing church service, spread (nice and wide) throughout the weekend!

Includes:
- BEER! SELTZER! SOJU! CIDER! MALORT! LIQUOR!
- Church!
- Open Spiked Punch Bar
- Home-Cooked Food
- Culty Hab
- Happy Thots

Optional:
- Nothing says I love you like Surprise Cyanide! Pre-order shots for $3 each that will be given to the recipient when they arrive. Surprise cyanides are shots for your twin flame or your friends! Just add a note when you checkout with PayPal or let the organizers know in a DM who they are for.
- Guests can arrive on Thursday, but food and drink are up to you. You may be put to work though.

CULT! CULT! CULT!