Cost: $69
OFH3 requests the honor of your presence as we celebrate the unjoining of Hashers from unwanted balls and chains that kept their debauchery in check and their drinking to a minimum.
This celebration is not just for divorcées but, those who supported them through the hard process of reestablishing their tolerance of alcohol. Cum run, walk, dance, goose-step, juke and jive through the streets of Frederick as we show how a bunch of failed marriages ended the way they should have, with someone running away from the altar. Divorcées are encouraged to wear their wedding dresses, or some other white dresses.
If you aren’t divorced, don’t fret! You can be the bridesmaids giving chase or helping the bride to be escape. It’s a dress run. All of you klassy people get to wear the best dresses you have, in any color other than white.
Proceeds from this event will go to the Heartly House in Frederick, the only organization in Frederick County, that provides comprehensive services to survivors of domestic violence, child abuse, and sexual assault.
What you get: Two kick ass trails through downtown Frederick, a private party at a The Fraternal Order of Eagles, a catered dinner, and BEER! Oh yea, and some give aways!
ATTENTION WANKERS!!!
Here is your schedule of events for next weekend...
Friday
4pm Check in and kegs tapped at hotel
7pm Full Moon Shiggy Trail (start at Costco on Monocacy Blvd)
8pm Bachelor/Bachelorette Pub Crawl (start at hotel)
Saturday
7am-11am breakfast at the hotel
1pm - 8pm Un Wedding Dress Run (start at hotel end at Frederick Eagles)
8pm - ??
Sunday:
7am-10am breakfast at the hotel
11am GTFO
$49 for the first 25 PAID SOLD OUT
$59 for 26-50 PAID SOLD OUT
$69 for 51-75 PAID
$80 DAY OF (if not sold out)
Hash Hotel: Super 8, Downtown Frederick MD.
20 Monocacy Blvd, Frederick, MD 21704
Main Event: Fraternal Order of Frederick Eagles
216 E Patrick St, Frederick, MD 21701
Wankers! We have a special rate for the hash hotel in Frederick. When you call in to reserve your room, tell them you are with OFH3, to receive the special rate of $69 per night. You must book your room for 4/5/19 - 4/7/19.
We MUST have 35 rooms booked and paid no later than 3/1 in order to lock in this rate.
You can call them direct at 301-228-0672
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