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OFH3 The Un Wedding Party Dress Run 2019

04/05 04:00 PM to 04/07 12:00 PM

A Dress Run event hosted by OFH3

Cost: $69

OFH3 requests the honor of your presence as we celebrate the unjoining of Hashers from unwanted balls and chains that kept their debauchery in check and their drinking to a minimum.

This celebration is not just for divorcées but, those who supported them through the hard process of reestablishing their tolerance of alcohol. Cum run, walk, dance, goose-step, juke and jive through the streets of Frederick as we show how a bunch of failed marriages ended the way they should have, with someone running away from the altar. Divorcées are encouraged to wear their wedding dresses, or some other white dresses.
If you aren’t divorced, don’t fret! You can be the bridesmaids giving chase or helping the bride to be escape. It’s a dress run. All of you klassy people get to wear the best dresses you have, in any color other than white.

Proceeds from this event will go to the Heartly House in Frederick, the only organization in Frederick County, that provides comprehensive services to survivors of domestic violence, child abuse, and sexual assault.

What you get: Two kick ass trails through downtown Frederick, a private party at a The Fraternal Order of Eagles, a catered dinner, and BEER! Oh yea, and some give aways!

ATTENTION WANKERS!!!
Here is your schedule of events for next weekend...

Friday
4pm Check in and kegs tapped at hotel
7pm Full Moon Shiggy Trail (start at Costco on Monocacy Blvd)
8pm Bachelor/Bachelorette Pub Crawl (start at hotel)

Saturday
7am-11am breakfast at the hotel
1pm - 8pm Un Wedding Dress Run (start at hotel end at Frederick Eagles)
8pm - ??

Sunday:
7am-10am breakfast at the hotel
11am GTFO

$49 for the first 25 PAID SOLD OUT
$59 for 26-50 PAID SOLD OUT
$69 for 51-75 PAID
$80 DAY OF (if not sold out)

Hash Hotel: Super 8, Downtown Frederick MD.
20 Monocacy Blvd, Frederick, MD 21704

Main Event: Fraternal Order of Frederick Eagles
216 E Patrick St, Frederick, MD 21701

Wankers! We have a special rate for the hash hotel in Frederick. When you call in to reserve your room, tell them you are with OFH3, to receive the special rate of $69 per night. You must book your room for 4/5/19 - 4/7/19.
We MUST have 35 rooms booked and paid no later than 3/1 in order to lock in this rate.
You can call them direct at 301-228-0672


Location Details

Frederick, MD

20 Monocacy Blvd, Frederick, MD 21704

Super 8

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75 Hashers came

including:

Shameless Cussy

Pittsburgh Inebriated Thirsty Thursday H3
...

Eight Minutes Down Under

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Verbal Diarrhea

Biloxi H3
...

Just Yuan

(Indyhhh)

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

Ballzheimers

DC Road Whores
...

Dude That Guy

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Top Shelf Tuna

(RH3)

Trunk Junk

(RSH3)

Enterthighs rent a whore we'll suck you up

(OFH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Unleash the Furrry

(CCH3)

Crash Test Dumbass

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
DCRW

Learner Spermit

(BAH3)

Follow Me Down The Dirty Dick Road

(OFH3)

Miles Ze Dong

(BAH3)

Shrimpin' Ain't Easy

(SNOH3)

FuckASoreAss

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Cokeadoodle Do Me

(RH3)

Special ed forces

(Ofh3)

Gunna Probably Spew

(BAH3)

Electric Discharge

(Carolina Trash Ha...)

Fish N Tits

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
...

Fire In My Hole

(H5)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Can U Not Tinkle

Old Frederick Hash House Harriers
...

Officer Gaynashe

Old Frederick Hash House Harriers
...

5 O'Twat Shadow

Tidewater H3
...

Just Jessie

(OFH3)

Rosie Rivets Herself

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Stay weird.

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

Free Cuntry

(Flour City H3 )

Twinkle Twat

(LVH3)

Spread the Helix

(BH3)

In Vino Vulvitas

Old Frederick Hash House Harriers
...

BushWacker FudgePacker

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
Can't drink all day if...

Idiotic Cat Poser

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I like turtles

Sharin Peters

(H5)

The Bearded Flying Lady

(OFH3)

Mud Flaps

(BAH3)

Jug Stain

PhillyH3
¥ witchy way? ¥

Cocktroller

DC Road Whores
...

Lick Stick

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Gave Educator Dick

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
...

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Marilyn ManHoe

Wandering Whore H3
https://www.facebook.c...

Dick in a box

(WH4-DCRW)

Just Rachel

(PittH3)

Front Load Her

(CoMoTIONH3)

Hadouken

BAH3
...

I Cum in the Land Down Under

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Pen Island

(TH3)

Seven Queer Stitch

White House H3
H3 means family.

T-Blowner

(LVH3)

Film@11

(BAH3)

Sir Lancelittle

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Tis but a scratch!

Uncle John

(Flour City H3 )

Princess & The Poo

Hillbilly H3
...

Lichtenschtabbed

Hillbilly H3
...

Cleavage to Beaver

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
No regerts!

Elmo's Fuck Buddy

(MCH3/CTrH3)

Trashed

(H5)

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

DC Road Whores
Mx InterAm 2019

Upper Cunt

(H5)

Busted Bush

(SHIT)

Clean Clam

cHARLOTtesville H3
I'm not here to fuck. ...

OSAMA Bin Hashing

DC Road Whores
...

Just James

(OFH3)

Sex Practice Friend

Tidewater H3
Will hash 4 food

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...