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OFH3 The Un Wedding Party Dress Run 2019

04/05 04:00 PM to 04/07 12:00 PM

A Dress Run event hosted by OFH3

Cost: $69

OFH3 requests the honor of your presence as we celebrate the unjoining of Hashers from unwanted balls and chains that kept their debauchery in check and their drinking to a minimum.

This celebration is not just for divorcées but, those who supported them through the hard process of reestablishing their tolerance of alcohol. Cum run, walk, dance, goose-step, juke and jive through the streets of Frederick as we show how a bunch of failed marriages ended the way they should have, with someone running away from the altar. Divorcées are encouraged to wear their wedding dresses, or some other white dresses.
If you aren’t divorced, don’t fret! You can be the bridesmaids giving chase or helping the bride to be escape. It’s a dress run. All of you klassy people get to wear the best dresses you have, in any color other than white.

Proceeds from this event will go to the Heartly House in Frederick, the only organization in Frederick County, that provides comprehensive services to survivors of domestic violence, child abuse, and sexual assault.

What you get: Two kick ass trails through downtown Frederick, a private party at a The Fraternal Order of Eagles, a catered dinner, and BEER! Oh yea, and some give aways!

ATTENTION WANKERS!!!
Here is your schedule of events for next weekend...

Friday
4pm Check in and kegs tapped at hotel
7pm Full Moon Shiggy Trail (start at Costco on Monocacy Blvd)
8pm Bachelor/Bachelorette Pub Crawl (start at hotel)

Saturday
7am-11am breakfast at the hotel
1pm - 8pm Un Wedding Dress Run (start at hotel end at Frederick Eagles)
8pm - ??

Sunday:
7am-10am breakfast at the hotel
11am GTFO

$49 for the first 25 PAID SOLD OUT
$59 for 26-50 PAID SOLD OUT
$69 for 51-75 PAID
$80 DAY OF (if not sold out)

Hash Hotel: Super 8, Downtown Frederick MD.
20 Monocacy Blvd, Frederick, MD 21704

Main Event: Fraternal Order of Frederick Eagles
216 E Patrick St, Frederick, MD 21701

Wankers! We have a special rate for the hash hotel in Frederick. When you call in to reserve your room, tell them you are with OFH3, to receive the special rate of $69 per night. You must book your room for 4/5/19 - 4/7/19.
We MUST have 35 rooms booked and paid no later than 3/1 in order to lock in this rate.
You can call them direct at 301-228-0672


Location Details

Frederick, MD

20 Monocacy Blvd, Frederick, MD 21704

Super 8

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Public Event

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75 Hashers came

including:

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

Cocktroller

DC Road Whores
...

In Vino Vulvitas

Old Frederick Hash House Harriers
...

BushWacker FudgePacker

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
Can't drink all day if...

Lick Stick

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Ballzheimers

DC Road Whores
...

Hadouken

BAH3
...

Upper Cunt

(H5)

Enterthighs rent a whore we'll suck you up

(OFH3)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Unleash the Furrry

(CCH3)

Busted Bush

(SHIT)

Learner Spermit

(BAH3)

Fire In My Hole

(H5)

Fish N Tits

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
...

Verbal Diarrhea

Biloxi H3
...

The Bearded Flying Lady

(OFH3)

Sharin Peters

(H5)

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

DC Road Whores
Mx InterAm 2019

Rosie Rivets Herself

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
Stay weird.

Free Cuntry

(Flour City H3 )

Follow Me Down The Dirty Dick Road

(OFH3)

Film@11

(BAH3)

Spread the Helix

(BH3)

Just Yuan

(Indyhhh)

Idiotic Cat Poser

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Gave Educator Dick

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
What? Your a teacher.

Clean Clam

cHARLOTtesville H3
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Electric Discharge

(Carolina Trash Ha...)

Crash Test Dumbass

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
DCRW

FuckASoreAss

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Gunna Probably Spew

(BAH3)

Sex Practice Friend

Tidewater H3
Will hash 4 food

Dick in a box

(WH4-DCRW)

Elmo's Fuck Buddy

(MCH3/CTrH3)

Special ed forces

(Ofh3)

Shameless Cussy

Pittsburgh Inebriated Thirsty Thursday H3
...

Mud Flaps

(BAH3)

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

Cokeadoodle Do Me

(RH3)

Miles Ze Dong

(BAH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
...

OSAMA Bin Hashing

DC Road Whores
...

Just Jessie

(OFH3)

Trashed

(H5)

Twinkle Twat

(LVH3)

Lichtenschtabbed

Hillbilly H3
...

Dude That Guy

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Eight Minutes Down Under

Carolina Larrikins H3
...

Officer Gaynashe

Old Frederick Hash House Harriers
...

Marilyn ManHoe

Wandering Whore H3
https://www.facebook.c...

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Seven Queer Stitch

White House H3
H3 means family.

5 O'Twat Shadow

Tidewater H3
...

Front Load Her

(CoMoTIONH3)

Shrimpin' Ain't Easy

(SNOH3)

Sir Lancelittle

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Tis but a scratch!

I Cum in the Land Down Under

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Just Rachel

(PittH3)

T-Blowner

(LVH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

Old Frederick Hash House Harriers
...

Jug Stain

PhillyH3
¥ witchy way? ¥

Pen Island

(TH3)

Top Shelf Tuna

(RH3)

Trunk Junk

(RSH3)

Uncle John

(Flour City H3 )

Cleavage to Beaver

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
No regerts!

Just James

(OFH3)

Princess & The Poo

Hillbilly H3
...