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For our 2000th r*n, NYCH3 invites every NYC hasher who ever was to return for a Nautical-themed festival of events held Wednesday through Sunday, June 14th - June 18th!

The main event will take place on Saturday, June 17 and is intended as a celebration of the many hashers who have contributed their time and effort to making NYCH3 a mainstay for 39 sweet years. Take your pick of Eagle, Chicken and Turkey (walker-friendly) trails, and then enjoy a private, hashers-only beer cruise in scenic New York Harbor on a party yacht! This promises to be the grandest scale party NYCH3 has had (at least since it's been old enough to drink). The event is currently capped at 149 and we expect to sell out.

Are you former NYCH3 MisManagement? Did you used to hash with NYCH3 but you moved away/had kids/sold out/stopped r*nning/whatever?
Hooray! We have designed this marvelous party for you! We very much want to see our prodigal hashers and harriettes return to us from lands near and far. We have several options for length of trail and are doing our best to honor you and the beer, sweat and tears you have put in to this wacky organization. We even promise we’ll keep the songs in the main event circle quick and dirty, just the old days! There’s only one “long” song we want to sing anyway.

(Spoiler alert: It’s Moses and he wants to sing El Camino. The front is like a bar and the back is like a boat…)

FAQ:

What About Visitors? (Or former NYC hashers who moved away?)
We welcome visitors of all kinds to party with us in the City that Doesn’t Sleep! Whether you’re a former NYC hasher or you’ve never been to New York before, we will do our best to put on the ritz and host the hell out of ya. We are planning some great prelube events and are currently researching hotel blocks.

What does it cost?
As you may have heard, Gotham City ain’t cheap. And also…we got you a party boat. Nonetheless, at $99.69 our main event registration cost is less expensive than many comparable hash events around the cuntry!

Q: How do I sign up!?
A: Go here and fill out this form and give me your money! It should go to miss.a.nyc@gmail.com (which is What A Cunt!'s account that is monitored by other mismanagement).

Q: I heard NYCH3 is really fast
A: First, that’s not a question. Second, the drunker we get the slower we are. Third, don’t worry about it! 2000 week will feature many visitors and Hashers of all abilities, and the turkey trail will be walker friendly.

Q: Hey this seems cheap for NYC…
A: It is, that's why we want to get to our cap of 149 hashers! Imagine a lady wrestling an alligator. That's What A C! and the budget.

Q: I have my birthday/cousin’s wedding/whatever that week waaahhhh
A: SKIP IT! This will be worth it.

Q: I used to be mismanagement in NYC. Will there be something special for me?
A: YES! 100% we have designed this event with the hope that many former NYCH3 (and ass’d kennels) On-herables return to us to celebrate the wonderful organization we have all built together. If you are a former NYCH3, Brooklyn H3, KnickH3, NASS/NAWW/GGFM/CUNTHHH or other NYC kennel mismanager, please note such in the appropriate place on the registration form.

Q: Is there a giveaway/haberdashery?
A: Yep! We're working on a fancy tech shirt, and we're definitely going to have other hab on hand.

Q: Which hotel?
A: We are working on competing bids. Look for a hash hotel deal soon.

Q: Who's Cumming!?
A: Check the list at https://hashnyc.com/nyc2000/#whoscumming

Q: Boats boats boats?
A: HELL YES BOATS!

Nautical Hash Finery! Yacht Rock, Aloha Shirts, Sailor Suits, Bikinis, Fishing Gear…anything you might find on boats boats boats!