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Organizers:

NYCH3 2000th R*n Hashstravaganza 2023

06/24 01:30 PM

A NYCH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $69

Hare(s):

What A Cunt!,Drop a Pin, Slip It In

The Main Event - Saturday, 6/24/23 - A THREE HOUR POUR

-Advanced prelubing with sound system, beer wagon and all your Nauti-themed hash pals
-Turkey/Chicken/Eagle trails that digress and meet at each beer check!
-Beer checks of iconic Big Apple proportions
-A THREE HOUR BOOZE CRUISE on a private Hashers-Only PARTY YACHT!
-Super duper Nauti swag items that you will like!
-Of course there will be a dank after-party
-One free beer for each of the Hashers at Sunday Fat Boy BR*NCH

There is an ENTIRE WEEK of Nauti-Themed PreLube Events planned! There is a block of rooms at a hash hotel! Highlights include
-Monday 6/19 - Brooklyn H3 presents the Better Beer Hash
-a beer mile!
-A Little Black Dress Rn!
-An Underwear R
n!
-Burlesque!
-Karaoke night!
-SO MUCH MORE!

FAQ:
Q: How do I sign up!?
A: Preregister Here! We will slide your rego here over to our official list and tap you for payment once our rego goes live at http://HashNYC.com on or after September 20, 2022.

Q: I heard NYCH3 is really fast
A: First, that’s not a question. Second, the drunker we get the slower we are. Third, don’t worry about it! 2000 week will feature many visitors and Hashers of all abilities, and there is always a walkers’ shortcut.

Q: Hey $69!? That seems cheap for NYC…
A: $69 is hash cash for Saturday only! Visit http://HashNYC.com to see full week registration options. Also, it’s $69 for the first 69 to sign up! After that the price will jump to $78 until we hit 80, then $87 to 100, then $96 for 101 and beyond

Q: I have my birthday/cousin’s wedding/whatever that week waaahhhh
A: SKIP IT! This will be worth it.

Q: I used to be mismanagement in NYC. Will there be something special for me?
A: YES! 100% we have designed this event with the hope that many former NYCH3 (and ass’d kennels) On-herables return to us to celebrate the wonderful organization we have all built together. If you are a former NYCH3, Brooklyn H3, KnickH3, NASS/NAWW/GGFM/CUNTHHH or other NYC kennel mismanager, please note such in the appropriate place on the registration form.

Q: Which hotel?
A: I’m working on competing bids. Look for a hash hotel deal by October 15, 2022.

Q: Boats boats boats?
A: HELL YES PARTY BOATS!


Nautical Hash Finery! Yacht Rock, Aloha Shirts, Sailor Suits, Bikinis, Fishing Gear…anything you might find on boats boats boats!

Location Details

Washington Square Park

Washington Square, New York, NY

TBA

TBA by October 15, 2022


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What A Cunt!

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