Cost: $160
PLEASE READ CAREFULLY AS SOME POLICIES HAVE CHANGED
Our Tyrant YA LION CLINT and NVHHH again bring you the East Coast’s premier hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests on the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna! This will be our 20th year at the fabulous Loggia Giosue Carducci 146 Campground (aka The Sons).
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plaheeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. WE CANNOT ACCOMMODATE LARGE POP-UP CAMPERS / TRAVEL TRAILERS / RVs ABOVE VAN-ISH SIZE. CAR CAMPING / TENT CAMPING IS PREFERRED. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE.
Cowboy Boots and Daisy Dukes (Short Bus Sub-Theme: All Chaps Are Assless)
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
including:
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
Cumtucky Slurpee
(LVH3)
How much did the holla-cost
(DCRW)
YTBN John
(NVHHH)
Duh!
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Tittsburgh Orgynizer
(PGHH3)
Clean Clam
(DCRW)
Stage Fright
(NVHHH)
Watergate
(MVH3)
Silence of the Goats
(Ben Franklin Mob H3)
Cocksmith
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I Can't Fit It In
(SHIT)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Loves A Lubejob
(EH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown)
Pour Some Custard on Me
(DCRW)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Whiskey
(WH4)
I’ll Finish Tomorrow
(PGHH3)
Daddy's Home, Bitch
(NVHHH)
Fart
(NVHHH)
Toxic Waste
(BH4)
Roofie Bear
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Shameless Cussy
(PGHH3)
Fire in the cornhole
(Hbh3)
Wrapped In Plastic
(RNH3)
Just Ben
(Blue hen)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Don't Ask Don't Shh
(CTrH3)
St Nipplezzz
(H5. From Stinko 2023)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Wide Open Hole
(EH3)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
Pump N Dump
(DCRW)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya Ho!
(RNH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Circle Jerkinator
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Europe’an Whore
(Nittany Valley Ha...)
Cumz Alone
(EH3)
Tasty Muff
(Pgh-H3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(DCRW)
Nice Cans
(NVHHH)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany Valley Ha...)
YTBN Promise
(NVHHH)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Bad Semen
(RH3)
YTBN Tyler
(Nittany Valley Ha...)
Bubba
(CTrH3)
Horn of Plenty
(RH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Owl Fuck Anyone
(NVHHH)
Bookhaki
(TH3)
Five fingers fuckings
(O2H3)
Zipper Ripper
(PGHH3)
Burning Bubbles
(Whore Island H3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Just Jack
(PGHH3)
FateenK
(Hanging Chad)
Diahrrea
(FCH3 ( NVHHH - Mo...)
Doggy Style
(DCRW)
Just Becca
(Blue Hen)
Spinning midget
(PGHH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Same Girl Different Dog
(BFMH3)
Finger Food
(PGHH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Knot Race-ist
(FUH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Purple Princess
(Pgh-H3)
T-Bag
(Pgh-H3)
The Udder Ho
(SH*TH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Fireball
(Eerie Hash House ...)
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