Cost: $160
PLEASE READ CAREFULLY AS SOME POLICIES HAVE CHANGED
Our Tyrant YA LION CLINT and NVHHH again bring you the East Coast’s premier hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests on the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna! This will be our 20th year at the fabulous Loggia Giosue Carducci 146 Campground (aka The Sons).
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plaheeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. WE CANNOT ACCOMMODATE LARGE POP-UP CAMPERS / TRAVEL TRAILERS / RVs ABOVE VAN-ISH SIZE. CAR CAMPING / TENT CAMPING IS PREFERRED. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE.
Cowboy Boots and Daisy Dukes (Short Bus Sub-Theme: All Chaps Are Assless)
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
including:
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Doggy Style
(DCRW)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Daddy's Home, Bitch
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Fire in the cornhole
(Hbh3)
Wrapped In Plastic
(RNH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH4)
Knot Race-ist
(FUH3)
Bad Semen
(RH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
The Udder Ho
(SH*TH3)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
Burning Bubbles
(Whore Island H3)
Horn of Plenty
(RH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Cumtucky Slurpee
(LVH3)
Silence of the Goats
(Ben Franklin Mob H3)
Bubba
(CTrH3)
Camel Toe Ya Ho!
(RNH3)
Shameless Cussy
(PGHH3)
Cumz Alone
(EH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
YTBN Tyler
(Nittany Valley Ha...)
Diahrrea
(FCH3 ( NVHHH - Mo...)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Stage Fright
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Pump N Dump
(DCRW)
How much did the holla-cost
(DCRW)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
T-Bag
(Pgh-H3)
Bookhaki
(TH3)
Finger Food
(PGHH3)
Thanks, But I Can't Fit It In
(SHIT)
Spinning midget
(PGHH3)
Fart
(NVHHH)
Roofie Bear
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinator
(NVHHH)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Europe’an Whore
(Nittany Valley Ha...)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Five fingers fuckings
(O2H3)
Cocksmith
(NVHHH)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany Valley Ha...)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Duh!
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Owl Fuck Anyone
(NVHHH)
Just Becca
(Blue Hen)
Zipper Ripper
(PGHH3)
Watergate
(MVH3)
Whiskey
(WH4)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Loves A Lubejob
(EH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown)
Clean Clam
(DCRW)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
FateenK
(Hanging Chad)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Same Girl Different Dog
(BFMH3)
Pour Some Custard on Me
(DCRW)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
YTBN John
(NVHHH)
Fireball
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Just Ben
(Blue hen)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
YTBN Promise
(NVHHH)
Tasty Muff
(Pgh-H3)
Wide Open Hole
(EH3)
Purple Princess
(Pgh-H3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(DCRW)
Don't Ask Don't Shh
(CTrH3)
Tittsburgh Orgynizer
(PGHH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
I’ll Finish Tomorrow
(PGHH3)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Nice Cans
(NVHHH)
Just Jack
(PGHH3)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
St Nipplezzz
(H5. From Stinko 2023)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
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