Cost: $160
PLEASE READ CAREFULLY AS SOME POLICIES HAVE CHANGED
Our Tyrant YA LION CLINT and NVHHH again bring you the East Coast’s premier hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests on the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna! This will be our 20th year at the fabulous Loggia Giosue Carducci 146 Campground (aka The Sons).
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plaheeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. WE CANNOT ACCOMMODATE LARGE POP-UP CAMPERS / TRAVEL TRAILERS / RVs ABOVE VAN-ISH SIZE. CAR CAMPING / TENT CAMPING IS PREFERRED. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE.
Cowboy Boots and Daisy Dukes (Short Bus Sub-Theme: All Chaps Are Assless)
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
including:
St Nipplezzz
(H5. From Stinko 2023)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
Don't Ask Don't Shh
(CTrH3)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown)
Fart
(NVHHH)
Roofie Bear
(NVHHH)
Finger Food
(PGHH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Shameless Cussy
(PGHH3)
Five fingers fuckings
(O2H3)
Cocksmith
(NVHHH)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Spinning midget
(PGHH3)
Silence of the Goats
(Ben Franklin Mob H3)
Loves A Lubejob
(EH3)
Europe’an Whore
(Nittany Valley Ha...)
Zipper Ripper
(PGHH3)
Circle Jerkinator
(NVHHH)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Just Jack
(PGHH3)
Thanks, But I Can't Fit It In
(SHIT)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
I’ll Finish Tomorrow
(PGHH3)
Duh!
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Diahrrea
(FCH3 ( NVHHH - Mo...)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Pour Some Custard on Me
(DCRW)
Fireball
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Toxic Waste
(BH4)
Same Girl Different Dog
(BFMH3)
Owl Fuck Anyone
(NVHHH)
Bubba
(CTrH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Watergate
(MVH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Fire in the cornhole
(Hbh3)
How much did the holla-cost
(DCRW)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Just Ben
(Blue hen)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
YTBN Tyler
(Nittany Valley Ha...)
FateenK
(Hanging Chad)
Tasty Muff
(Pgh-H3)
The Udder Ho
(SH*TH3)
Bookhaki
(TH3)
Daddy's Home, Bitch
(NVHHH)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Horn of Plenty
(RH3)
Whiskey
(WH4)
Clean Clam
(DCRW)
Pump N Dump
(DCRW)
Pinocchi-Ho
(DCRW)
Purple Princess
(Pgh-H3)
Camel Toe Ya Ho!
(RNH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
YTBN John
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic
(RNH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Cumtucky Slurpee
(LVH3)
T-Bag
(Pgh-H3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Tittsburgh Orgynizer
(PGHH3)
Bad Semen
(RH3)
Knot Race-ist
(FUH3)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Burning Bubbles
(Whore Island H3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany Valley Ha...)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(EH3)
YTBN Promise
(NVHHH)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Just Becca
(Blue Hen)
Doggy Style
(DCRW)
Nice Cans
(NVHHH)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Cumz Alone
(EH3)
Stage Fright
(NVHHH)
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