Cost: $160
PLEASE READ CAREFULLY AS SOME POLICIES HAVE CHANGED
Our Tyrant YA LION CLINT and NVHHH again bring you the East Coast’s premier hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests on the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna! This will be our 20th year at the fabulous Loggia Giosue Carducci 146 Campground (aka The Sons).
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plaheeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. WE CANNOT ACCOMMODATE LARGE POP-UP CAMPERS / TRAVEL TRAILERS / RVs ABOVE VAN-ISH SIZE. CAR CAMPING / TENT CAMPING IS PREFERRED. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE.
Cowboy Boots and Daisy Dukes (Short Bus Sub-Theme: All Chaps Are Assless)
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
including:
Thanks, But I Can't Fit It In
(SHIT)
Shameless Cussy
(PGHH3)
Pump N Dump
(DCRW)
Diahrrea
(FCH3 ( NVHHH - Mo...)
St Nipplezzz
(H5. From Stinko 2023)
How much did the holla-cost
(DCRW)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
Burning Bubbles
(Whore Island H3)
Fireball
(Eerie Hash House ...)
YTBN Tyler
(Nittany Valley Ha...)
Watergate
(MVH3)
Loves A Lubejob
(EH3)
Spinning midget
(PGHH3)
Finger Food
(PGHH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Cumtucky Slurpee
(LVH3)
Fart
(NVHHH)
Fire in the cornhole
(Hbh3)
Duh!
(NVHHH)
Clean Clam
(DCRW)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown)
Bookhaki
(TH3)
Cumz Alone
(EH3)
Owl Fuck Anyone
(NVHHH)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Don't Ask Don't Shh
(CTrH3)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Europe’an Whore
(Nittany Valley Ha...)
Pour Some Custard on Me
(DCRW)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(Pgh-H3)
Toxic Waste
(BH4)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
Tasty Muff
(Pgh-H3)
Just Jack
(PGHH3)
Doggy Style
(DCRW)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Horn of Plenty
(RH3)
Camel Toe Ya Ho!
(RNH3)
Knot Race-ist
(FUH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
I’ll Finish Tomorrow
(PGHH3)
Five fingers fuckings
(O2H3)
Stage Fright
(NVHHH)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Roofie Bear
(NVHHH)
Pinocchi-Ho
(DCRW)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Same Girl Different Dog
(BFMH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany Valley Ha...)
Silence of the Goats
(Ben Franklin Mob H3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
FateenK
(Hanging Chad)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Just Ben
(Blue hen)
Wide Open Hole
(EH3)
Nice Cans
(NVHHH)
Zipper Ripper
(PGHH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Just Becca
(Blue Hen)
Purple Princess
(Pgh-H3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Bubba
(CTrH3)
Cocksmith
(NVHHH)
YTBN John
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
YTBN Promise
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Daddy's Home, Bitch
(NVHHH)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Whiskey
(WH4)
Circle Jerkinator
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Bad Semen
(RH3)
Tittsburgh Orgynizer
(PGHH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
The Udder Ho
(SH*TH3)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
Wrapped In Plastic
(RNH3)
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