Cost: $160
PLEASE READ CAREFULLY AS SOME POLICIES HAVE CHANGED
Our Tyrant YA LION CLINT and NVHHH again bring you the East Coast’s premier hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests on the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna! This will be our 20th year at the fabulous Loggia Giosue Carducci 146 Campground (aka The Sons).
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plaheeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. WE CANNOT ACCOMMODATE LARGE POP-UP CAMPERS / TRAVEL TRAILERS / RVs ABOVE VAN-ISH SIZE. CAR CAMPING / TENT CAMPING IS PREFERRED. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE.
Cowboy Boots and Daisy Dukes (Short Bus Sub-Theme: All Chaps Are Assless)
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
including:
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
I’ll Finish Tomorrow
(PGHH3)
Horn of Plenty
(RH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Cumz Alone
(EH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Five fingers fuckings
(O2H3)
Cumtucky Slurpee
(LVH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Don't Ask Don't Shh
(CTrH3)
FateenK
(Hanging Chad)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(EH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Watergate
(MVH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Daddy's Home, Bitch
(NVHHH)
Just Ben
(Blue hen)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
G. I.
(Rumson)
T-Bag
(Pgh-H3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Duh!
(NVHHH)
Same Girl Different Dog
(BFMH3)
Europe’an Whore
(Nittany Valley Ha...)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Nice Cans
(NVHHH)
Fire in the cornhole
(Hbh3)
Bubba
(CTrH3)
St Nipplezzz
(H5. From Stinko 2023)
Diahrrea
(FCH3 ( NVHHH - Mo...)
YTBN Promise
(NVHHH)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Stage Fright
(NVHHH)
Shameless Cussy
(PGHH3)
Roofie Bear
(NVHHH)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Bookhaki
(TH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Fireball
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Doggy Style
(DCRW)
Pour Some Custard on Me
(DCRW)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
Loves A Lubejob
(EH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Zipper Ripper
(PGHH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(DCRW)
YTBN John
(NVHHH)
Tasty Muff
(Pgh-H3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Just Jack
(PGHH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Fart
(NVHHH)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Burning Bubbles
(Whore Island H3)
Tittsburgh Orgynizer
(PGHH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Circle Jerkinator
(NVHHH)
YTBN Tyler
(Nittany Valley Ha...)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany Valley Ha...)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown)
Clean Clam
(DCRW)
Knot Race-ist
(FUH3)
Purple Princess
(Pgh-H3)
Thanks, But I Can't Fit It In
(SHIT)
Silence of the Goats
(Ben Franklin Mob H3)
Spinning midget
(PGHH3)
Pump N Dump
(DCRW)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
The Udder Ho
(SH*TH3)
Just Becca
(Blue Hen)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Cocksmith
(NVHHH)
Bad Semen
(RH3)
Owl Fuck Anyone
(NVHHH)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Wrapped In Plastic
(RNH3)
Whiskey
(WH4)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Finger Food
(PGHH3)
Camel Toe Ya Ho!
(RNH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH4)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
How much did the holla-cost
(DCRW)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
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