Cost: $160
PLEASE READ CAREFULLY AS SOME POLICIES HAVE CHANGED
Our Tyrant YA LION CLINT and NVHHH again bring you the East Coast’s premier hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests on the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna! This will be our 20th year at the fabulous Loggia Giosue Carducci 146 Campground (aka The Sons).
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plaheeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. WE CANNOT ACCOMMODATE LARGE POP-UP CAMPERS / TRAVEL TRAILERS / RVs ABOVE VAN-ISH SIZE. CAR CAMPING / TENT CAMPING IS PREFERRED. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE.
Cowboy Boots and Daisy Dukes (Short Bus Sub-Theme: All Chaps Are Assless)
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
including:
Zipper Ripper
(PGHH3)
Owl Fuck Anyone
(NVHHH)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Pour Some Custard on Me
(DCRW)
Thanks, But I Can't Fit It In
(SHIT)
Bookhaki
(TH3)
Just Jack
(PGHH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
The Udder Ho
(SH*TH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
YTBN Promise
(NVHHH)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
How much did the holla-cost
(DCRW)
Just Becca
(Blue Hen)
Knot Race-ist
(FUH3)
Tittsburgh Orgynizer
(PGHH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Watergate
(MVH3)
Spinning midget
(PGHH3)
Just Ben
(Blue hen)
Stage Fright
(NVHHH)
Bad Semen
(RH3)
Wrapped In Plastic
(RNH3)
Finger Food
(PGHH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
FateenK
(Hanging Chad)
Pinocchi-Ho
(DCRW)
Bubba
(CTrH3)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
Loves A Lubejob
(EH3)
Europe’an Whore
(Nittany Valley Ha...)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany Valley Ha...)
Pump N Dump
(DCRW)
Purple Princess
(Pgh-H3)
Duh!
(NVHHH)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Five fingers fuckings
(O2H3)
Roofie Bear
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Whiskey
(WH4)
YTBN John
(NVHHH)
Fireball
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Diahrrea
(FCH3 ( NVHHH - Mo...)
Nice Cans
(NVHHH)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown)
Fart
(NVHHH)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Shameless Cussy
(PGHH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(Pgh-H3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Wide Open Hole
(EH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Cocksmith
(NVHHH)
I’ll Finish Tomorrow
(PGHH3)
St Nipplezzz
(H5. From Stinko 2023)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Fire in the cornhole
(Hbh3)
Daddy's Home, Bitch
(NVHHH)
YTBN Tyler
(Nittany Valley Ha...)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Same Girl Different Dog
(BFMH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Burning Bubbles
(Whore Island H3)
Horn of Plenty
(RH3)
Cumz Alone
(EH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Camel Toe Ya Ho!
(RNH3)
Tasty Muff
(Pgh-H3)
Clean Clam
(DCRW)
Doggy Style
(DCRW)
Don't Ask Don't Shh
(CTrH3)
Cumtucky Slurpee
(LVH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Toxic Waste
(BH4)
Silence of the Goats
(Ben Franklin Mob H3)
Circle Jerkinator
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
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