Cost: $160
PLEASE READ CAREFULLY AS SOME POLICIES HAVE CHANGED
Our Tyrant YA LION CLINT and NVHHH again bring you the East Coast’s premier hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests on the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna! This will be our 20th year at the fabulous Loggia Giosue Carducci 146 Campground (aka The Sons).
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plaheeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. WE CANNOT ACCOMMODATE LARGE POP-UP CAMPERS / TRAVEL TRAILERS / RVs ABOVE VAN-ISH SIZE. CAR CAMPING / TENT CAMPING IS PREFERRED. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE.
Cowboy Boots and Daisy Dukes (Short Bus Sub-Theme: All Chaps Are Assless)
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
including:
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Just Ben
(Blue hen)
Purple Princess
(Pgh-H3)
Zipper Ripper
(PGHH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Just Becca
(Blue Hen)
Shameless Cussy
(PGHH3)
YTBN Promise
(NVHHH)
Bubba
(CTrH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH4)
Wide Open Hole
(EH3)
Pour Some Custard on Me
(DCRW)
Dirty Gerbil
(Pgh-H3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
YTBN John
(NVHHH)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany Valley Ha...)
Diahrrea
(FCH3 ( NVHHH - Mo...)
Nice Cans
(NVHHH)
Five fingers fuckings
(O2H3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Fart
(NVHHH)
Europe’an Whore
(Nittany Valley Ha...)
Same Girl Different Dog
(BFMH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(DCRW)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Silence of the Goats
(Ben Franklin Mob H3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
The Udder Ho
(SH*TH3)
Horn of Plenty
(RH3)
Pump N Dump
(DCRW)
Thanks, But I Can't Fit It In
(SHIT)
St Nipplezzz
(H5. From Stinko 2023)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Cocksmith
(NVHHH)
Fire in the cornhole
(Hbh3)
Duh!
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Watergate
(MVH3)
Burning Bubbles
(Whore Island H3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Bookhaki
(TH3)
How much did the holla-cost
(DCRW)
Finger Food
(PGHH3)
Circle Jerkinator
(NVHHH)
Stage Fright
(NVHHH)
FateenK
(Hanging Chad)
Daddy's Home, Bitch
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya Ho!
(RNH3)
zz bottom the 3rd
(BAH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Expiration Dating
(TH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Doggy Style
(DCRW)
Tittsburgh Orgynizer
(PGHH3)
Tasty Muff
(Pgh-H3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(Pgh-H3)
Whiskey
(WH4)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Spinning midget
(PGHH3)
Just Jack
(PGHH3)
T-boner
(Pgh-H3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Clean Clam
(DCRW)
Knot Race-ist
(FUH3)
YTBN Tyler
(Nittany Valley Ha...)
Cumtucky Slurpee
(LVH3)
Cumz Alone
(EH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Roofie Bear
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic
(RNH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Bad Semen
(RH3)
Loves A Lubejob
(EH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Don't Ask Don't Shh
(CTrH3)
Fireball
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
I’ll Finish Tomorrow
(PGHH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Owl Fuck Anyone
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
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