Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Carniwhore
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Pita
(DCH4)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
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