Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Carniwhore
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
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