Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Carniwhore
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Pita
(DCH4)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
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