Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Pita
(DCH4)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Carniwhore
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
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