Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Carniwhore
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Pita
(DCH4)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
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