Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Carniwhore
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Pita
(DCH4)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
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