Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Carniwhore
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Pita
(DCH4)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
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