Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Carniwhore
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
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