Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Carniwhore
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Pita
(DCH4)
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