Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Carniwhore
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Pita
(DCH4)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
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