Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Carniwhore
G. I.
(RUMSON)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
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