Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Carniwhore
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Pita
(DCH4)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
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