Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Carniwhore
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
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