Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Carniwhore
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
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