Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Carniwhore
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
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