Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Carniwhore
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
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