Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Carniwhore
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Pita
(DCH4)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
UpperCunt
(H5)
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