Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Carniwhore
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
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