Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Carniwhore
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
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