Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
UpperCunt
(H5)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Carniwhore
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Pita
(DCH4)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
YBW
(NVHHH)
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