Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Carniwhore
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
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