Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Carniwhore
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Pita
(DCH4)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
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