Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Pita
(DCH4)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Carniwhore
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
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