Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Pita
(DCH4)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Carniwhore
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
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