Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Carniwhore
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
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