Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
UpperCunt
(H5)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Carniwhore
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
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