Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Carniwhore
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Pita
(DCH4)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
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