Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Pita
(DCH4)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Carniwhore
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
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