Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
UpperCunt
(H5)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Carniwhore
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
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