Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Pita
(DCH4)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Carniwhore
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
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