Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Carniwhore
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
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