Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Pita
(DCH4)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Carniwhore
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
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