Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
UpperCunt
(H5)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Carniwhore
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Pita
(DCH4)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
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