Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
UpperCunt
(H5)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Carniwhore
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Pita
(DCH4)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
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