Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Tony Panda
(WH4)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Carniwhore
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
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