Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Carniwhore
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
YBW
(NVHHH)
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