Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Pita
(DCH4)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
UpperCunt
(H5)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Carniwhore
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
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