Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Carniwhore
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
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