Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Carniwhore
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
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