Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Carniwhore
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
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