Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
YBW
(NVHHH)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Carniwhore
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Pita
(DCH4)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
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