Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Carniwhore
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
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