Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Carniwhore
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
UpperCunt
(H5)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
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