Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Carniwhore
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
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