Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Carniwhore
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Pita
(DCH4)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
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