Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Carniwhore
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Pita
(DCH4)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
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