Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Pita
(DCH4)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Carniwhore
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
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