Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Carniwhore
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
YBW
(NVHHH)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
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