Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Pita
(DCH4)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Carniwhore
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
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