Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
UpperCunt
(H5)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Carniwhore
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
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