Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Carniwhore
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Pita
(DCH4)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
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