Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Carniwhore
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
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