Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Carniwhore
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Pita
(DCH4)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
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