Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Carniwhore
UpperCunt
(H5)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Pita
(DCH4)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
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