Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Carniwhore
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Pita
(DCH4)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
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