Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Carniwhore
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
YBW
(NVHHH)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
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