Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Carniwhore
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
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