Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Carniwhore
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
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