Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Carniwhore
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
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