Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Carniwhore
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
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