Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Carniwhore
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
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