Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Carniwhore
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
YBW
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
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