Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Pita
(DCH4)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Carniwhore
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