Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Carniwhore
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
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