Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Carniwhore
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Pita
(DCH4)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
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