Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Carniwhore
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
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