Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Duh?
(NVHHH)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Carniwhore
YBW
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Pita
(DCH4)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
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