Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Carniwhore
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Pita
(DCH4)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
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