Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Carniwhore
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
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