Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Carniwhore
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
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