Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Carniwhore
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
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