Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Carniwhore
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
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