Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Carniwhore
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
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