Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Carniwhore
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
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