Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Pita
(DCH4)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Carniwhore
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
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