Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Pita
(DCH4)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Carniwhore
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many