Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Carniwhore
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Pita
(DCH4)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
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