Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Pita
(DCH4)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Carniwhore
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
YBW
(NVHHH)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
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