Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
UpperCunt
(H5)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Pita
(DCH4)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Carniwhore
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many