Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
YBW
(NVHHH)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Carniwhore
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Pita
(DCH4)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
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