Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Carniwhore
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
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