Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Pita
(DCH4)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Carniwhore
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
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