Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Carniwhore
YBW
(NVHHH)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
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