Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Carniwhore
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
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