Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Pita
(DCH4)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Carniwhore
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
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