Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
YBW
(NVHHH)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Pita
(DCH4)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Carniwhore
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
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