Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Carniwhore
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Pita
(DCH4)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
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