Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Pita
(DCH4)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Carniwhore
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
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