Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Carniwhore
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
YBW
(NVHHH)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
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