Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Carniwhore
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
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