Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Carniwhore
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
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