Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Carniwhore
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Pita
(DCH4)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
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