Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Carniwhore
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
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