Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Carniwhore
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
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