Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Carniwhore
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
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