Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Pita
(DCH4)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Carniwhore
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
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