Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Carniwhore
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Pita
(DCH4)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
YBW
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
UpperCunt
(H5)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
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