Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Pita
(DCH4)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Carniwhore
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
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