Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Pita
(DCH4)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Carniwhore
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
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