Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Carniwhore
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
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