Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Pita
(DCH4)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Carniwhore
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
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