Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
YBW
(NVHHH)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Carniwhore
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
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