Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Carniwhore
Tour de Puke
(H5)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Pita
(DCH4)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
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