Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Pita
(DCH4)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Carniwhore
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
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