Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Carniwhore
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Pita
(DCH4)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
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