Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
UpperCunt
(H5)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Carniwhore
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Pita
(DCH4)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
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