Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Carniwhore
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
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