Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Carniwhore
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many