Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Carniwhore
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Pita
(DCH4)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
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