Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Pita
(DCH4)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Carniwhore
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
YBW
(NVHHH)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
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