Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Carniwhore
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Pita
(DCH4)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
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