Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Pita
(DCH4)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Carniwhore
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
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