Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Carniwhore
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
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