Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Pita
(DCH4)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Carniwhore
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
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