Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Carniwhore
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Pita
(DCH4)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
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