Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Carniwhore
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
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