Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Carniwhore
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Pita
(DCH4)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many