Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Carniwhore
Floppy
(NVHHH)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Pita
(DCH4)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
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