Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Pita
(DCH4)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Carniwhore
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
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