Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
UpperCunt
(H5)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Carniwhore
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