Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Carniwhore
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Pita
(DCH4)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
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