Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Carniwhore
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
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