Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Pita
(DCH4)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Carniwhore
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
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