Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Carniwhore
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
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