Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Pita
(DCH4)
Carniwhore
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
UpperCunt
(H5)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
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