Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
YBW
(NVHHH)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Carniwhore
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Pita
(DCH4)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
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