Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Pita
(DCH4)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Carniwhore
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