Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
YBW
(NVHHH)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Carniwhore
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
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