Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Carniwhore
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Pita
(DCH4)
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