Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Carniwhore
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
UpperCunt
(H5)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
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