Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Carniwhore
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Pita
(DCH4)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
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