Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Carniwhore
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
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