Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Carniwhore
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Pita
(DCH4)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
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