Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Carniwhore
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Pita
(DCH4)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
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