Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Carniwhore
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Pita
(DCH4)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
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