Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Pita
(DCH4)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
UpperCunt
(H5)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Carniwhore
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
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