Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Carniwhore
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Pita
(DCH4)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
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