Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Carniwhore
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
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