Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Carniwhore
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
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