Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Pita
(DCH4)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Carniwhore
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
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