Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Duh?
(NVHHH)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Carniwhore
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many