Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Carniwhore
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
YBW
(NVHHH)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
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