Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
YBW
(NVHHH)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Carniwhore
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
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