Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Carniwhore
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Pita
(DCH4)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
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