Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Carniwhore
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Pita
(DCH4)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
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