Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Carniwhore
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
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