Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Pita
(DCH4)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Carniwhore
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
YBW
(NVHHH)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
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