Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Carniwhore
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
UpperCunt
(H5)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
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