Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Carniwhore
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
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