Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Carniwhore
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Pita
(DCH4)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
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