Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Carniwhore
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
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