Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Pita
(DCH4)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Carniwhore
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
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