Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Pita
(DCH4)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Carniwhore
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
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