Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Carniwhore
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Pita
(DCH4)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
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