Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Floppy
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Carniwhore
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
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