Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Carniwhore
UpperCunt
(H5)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
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