Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Pita
(DCH4)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Carniwhore
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
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