Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Carniwhore
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Pita
(DCH4)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
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