Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Carniwhore
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Pita
(DCH4)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
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