Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Carniwhore
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
UpperCunt
(H5)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
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