Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
YBW
(NVHHH)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Carniwhore
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
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