Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Pita
(DCH4)
Carniwhore
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
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