Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Carniwhore
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
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