Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
UpperCunt
(H5)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Carniwhore
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
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