Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Carniwhore
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Pita
(DCH4)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
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