Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
UpperCunt
(H5)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Pita
(DCH4)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
YBW
(NVHHH)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Carniwhore
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
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