Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
YBW
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Carniwhore
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
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