Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Carniwhore
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
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