Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Pita
(DCH4)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Carniwhore
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
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