Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Carniwhore
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Pita
(DCH4)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
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