Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Pita
(DCH4)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Carniwhore
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
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