Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Pita
(DCH4)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Carniwhore
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
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