Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Carniwhore
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Pita
(DCH4)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
UpperCunt
(H5)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
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