Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
phWedgie
(Decoc)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Carniwhore
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
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