Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Carniwhore
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
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