Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
YBW
(NVHHH)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Carniwhore
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Pita
(DCH4)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
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