Cost: $140
Our Tyrant TRUCKSTOP TACO and NVHHH again bring you one of the East Coast’s ultimate hash camp-outs, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests and the mighty West Branch of the Susquehanna!
NOTE: Short Bus regos will be $50 CASH paid at the registration table. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY WILDERNESS TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Plah--weeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
WE LOVE DOGS BUT SADLY, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
Nittany Valley's Racy-ist Weekend (Short Bus Sub-Theme is "Danger Zone")
Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Hardy Livers
2pm - Camp opens, check-in and claim your territory!
5pm - P.U.S.S.Y’s Tyrant Roast Hash
Dinner after Friday Trail
Friday night: Betty Boobs DJ Dance Party and Beer Exchange
Saturday morning breakfast rally
Buses depart around 10am for your choice of:
--Short Bus to the Lock Haven Liver Trail
--Real Saturday Wildness Trail by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
Saturday Dinner
Super Saturday Circle, Games, Skits, Inductions and Ceremonies
GIANTS OF SCIENCE!!!!
Fat Boy Hangover Trail
Fat Boy Circle aka Congrats and Condolences Ceremony for Nittany's New Tyrant
Noon - GTFO!
including:
Kibbles and Bitch
(EH3)
YTBN Al
(NVHHH)
Serving Seamen
(C2H5OH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Duh?
(NVHHH)
Fart
(NVHHH/Blue Hen)
Chigger Please
(BAH3)
Thanks but I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Brown & Runny
(C2H5OH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Hummerbird
(NVHHH)
Little Oral Annie
(Ithaca H3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Diahrrea
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(ScotchH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Toxic Waste
(BH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Levrette
(Riviera H3)
Back Door Deposit
(BFMH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Muffin Man
(WH4)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
hornyduck
(NVHHH)
Pita
(DCH4)
The Udder Ho
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Finger Food
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Full Frontal Nerdity
(NVHHH)
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(MWRH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Carniwhore
UpperCunt
(H5)
Tasty Muff
(WIH3)
Shamrock Your Cock
(EWH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Fire In the Cornhole
(HbH3)
FahrFromFucken
(CTrH3)
Floppy Attachment
(BAH3)
Cuffed & Battered
(PittH3)
All I Want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat
(FEH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
HuMmeR
(NYCH3)
Deer penthouse
(HbH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Oedipussy
(BAH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Just Mimi
(BFMH3)
Knock Knock it’s Daddy
(OTH4)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(FEH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
phWedgie
(Decoc)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Moist in my gooch
(Nittany)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(Hbh3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH3)
General Tso’s Dicken
(EWH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Vagina is for Lawyers
(BFMH3)
Namaste n Watch
(SPOT)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Beer Necessities
(NVHHH)
Bulls Deep
(CTrH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
YBW
(NVHHH)
The Black Clap
(Pittsburgh Hash H...)
Betty Boobs
(NVHHH)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Thumbelina
(ScotchH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(NVHHH)
Sex Toy
(Hogtown H3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Mount me in the mud
(BuffaloH3)
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