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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
She Came
(H5)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
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