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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Family On The River
(H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
She Came
(H5)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
In Absentia
(H5)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
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