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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
She Came
(H5)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Headshart
(EWH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
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