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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

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114 Hashers came

including:

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Blow Me

(IH3)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Headshart

(EWH3)

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Cock

(NVHHH)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

G. I.

(Rumson)

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

She Came

(H5)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

DUH

(NVHHH)

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Floppy

(NVHHH)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Family On The River

(H5)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Steamer

(Sach3)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

In Absentia

(H5)

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

RU-469

(DCRW)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...