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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
She Came
(H5)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
In Absentia
(H5)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
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