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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
She Came
(H5)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Family On The River
(H5)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Cock
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
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