Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
including:
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
She Came
(H5)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
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