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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

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114 Hashers came

including:

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Family On The River

(H5)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Floppy

(NVHHH)

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

She Wee Wee

(H5)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

RU-469

(DCRW)

She Came

(H5)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Headshart

(EWH3)

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
...

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

In Absentia

(H5)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Steamer

(Sach3)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

DUH

(NVHHH)

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

G. I.

(Rumson)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Blow Me

(IH3)

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Cock

(NVHHH)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)