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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
RU-469
(DCRW)
In Absentia
(H5)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
She Came
(H5)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
DUH
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
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