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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
In Absentia
(H5)
Headshart
(EWH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
She Came
(H5)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
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