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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Family On The River
(H5)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
She Came
(H5)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Blow Me
(IH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
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