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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Family On The River
(H5)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
She Came
(H5)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
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