Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
including:
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Steamer
(Sach3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
She Came
(H5)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many