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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Cock
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
She Came
(H5)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
In Absentia
(H5)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
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