Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
including:
RU-469
(DCRW)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
She Came
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Created by Gin | Inspired by many