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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
She Came
(H5)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
G. I.
(Rumson)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
In Absentia
(H5)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
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