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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
G. I.
(Rumson)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
She Came
(H5)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
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