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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
She Came
(H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
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