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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
G. I.
(Rumson)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
In Absentia
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
She Came
(H5)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
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