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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
She Came
(H5)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Family On The River
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
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