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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Blow Me
(IH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
She Came
(H5)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Family On The River
(H5)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
In Absentia
(H5)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
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