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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
She Came
(H5)
G. I.
(Rumson)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
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