Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
including:
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Family On The River
(H5)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
RU-469
(DCRW)
She Came
(H5)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
In Absentia
(H5)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
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