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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
She Came
(H5)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Family On The River
(H5)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
In Absentia
(H5)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
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