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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Family On The River
(H5)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
She Came
(H5)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
In Absentia
(H5)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
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