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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Cock
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
She Came
(H5)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
DUH
(NVHHH)
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