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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
In Absentia
(H5)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Family On The River
(H5)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Cock
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
She Came
(H5)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
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