Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
including:
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
She Came
(H5)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
RU-469
(DCRW)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
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