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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
In Absentia
(H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
G. I.
(Rumson)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
She Came
(H5)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
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