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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
She Came
(H5)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Steamer
(Sach3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
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