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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

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114 Hashers came

including:

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

In Absentia

(H5)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

She Came

(H5)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Cock

(NVHHH)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Steamer

(Sach3)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

RU-469

(DCRW)

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

DUH

(NVHHH)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Blow Me

(IH3)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

G. I.

(Rumson)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Family On The River

(H5)

Headshart

(EWH3)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)