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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
She Came
(H5)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many