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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
She Came
(H5)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
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