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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
In Absentia
(H5)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
She Came
(H5)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
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