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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
DUH
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
She Came
(H5)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Family On The River
(H5)
In Absentia
(H5)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
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