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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
She Came
(H5)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
In Absentia
(H5)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
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