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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


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114 Hashers came

including:

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

In Absentia

(H5)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Steamer

(Sach3)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

G. I.

(Rumson)

Blow Me

(IH3)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Family On The River

(H5)

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Cock

(NVHHH)

She Came

(H5)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

RU-469

(DCRW)

DUH

(NVHHH)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Headshart

(EWH3)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...