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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
She Came
(H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
In Absentia
(H5)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
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