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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
She Came
(H5)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Blow Me
(IH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
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