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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
She Came
(H5)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Family On The River
(H5)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
RU-469
(DCRW)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
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