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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
She Came
(H5)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
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