Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
including:
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
RU-469
(DCRW)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
She Came
(H5)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Family On The River
(H5)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
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