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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
She Came
(H5)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
G. I.
(Rumson)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Headshart
(EWH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
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