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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

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114 Hashers came

including:

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Headshart

(EWH3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

She Came

(H5)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

DUH

(NVHHH)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Steamer

(Sach3)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Blow Me

(IH3)

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

G. I.

(Rumson)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

RU-469

(DCRW)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

Cock

(NVHHH)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

In Absentia

(H5)

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Family On The River

(H5)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...