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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
She Came
(H5)
Cock
(NVHHH)
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