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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Cock
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
She Came
(H5)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
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