Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
including:
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
She Came
(H5)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
In Absentia
(H5)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many