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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
She Came
(H5)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Headshart
(EWH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
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