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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
RU-469
(DCRW)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
She Came
(H5)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
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