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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Family On The River
(H5)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
She Came
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
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