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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
She Came
(H5)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Floppy
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Family On The River
(H5)
G. I.
(Rumson)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
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