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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Headshart
(EWH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Blow Me
(IH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
In Absentia
(H5)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
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