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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
She Came
(H5)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Cock
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
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