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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
She Came
(H5)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Family On The River
(H5)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
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