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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
She Came
(H5)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
In Absentia
(H5)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
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