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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
She Came
(H5)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Family On The River
(H5)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
G. I.
(Rumson)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
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