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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
She Came
(H5)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
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