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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
She Came
(H5)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Blow Me
(IH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
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