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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Blow Me
(IH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
She Came
(H5)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
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