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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
DUH
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
In Absentia
(H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
She Came
(H5)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
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