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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
In Absentia
(H5)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
She Came
(H5)
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