Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
including:
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Family On The River
(H5)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
In Absentia
(H5)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
RU-469
(DCRW)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Steamer
(Sach3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
She Came
(H5)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
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