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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
She Came
(H5)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
RU-469
(DCRW)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
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