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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Blow Me
(IH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
In Absentia
(H5)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
She Came
(H5)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
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