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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
She Came
(H5)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Headshart
(EWH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Cock
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
In Absentia
(H5)
DUH
(NVHHH)
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