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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

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114 Hashers came

including:

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Steamer

(Sach3)

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

In Absentia

(H5)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Family On The River

(H5)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Cock

(NVHHH)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Blow Me

(IH3)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

She Came

(H5)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Headshart

(EWH3)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

G. I.

(Rumson)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

DUH

(NVHHH)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

RU-469

(DCRW)