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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
In Absentia
(H5)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
She Came
(H5)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Family On The River
(H5)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
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