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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
She Came
(H5)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Family On The River
(H5)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
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