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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

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114 Hashers came

including:

She Wee Wee

(H5)

In Absentia

(H5)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

G. I.

(Rumson)

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

Cock

(NVHHH)

Headshart

(EWH3)

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

She Came

(H5)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

RU-469

(DCRW)

Blow Me

(IH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Steamer

(Sach3)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

DUH

(NVHHH)

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Family On The River

(H5)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)