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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

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114 Hashers came

including:

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

Cock

(NVHHH)

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Steamer

(Sach3)

In Absentia

(H5)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Blow Me

(IH3)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

RU-469

(DCRW)

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

G. I.

(Rumson)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Family On The River

(H5)

DUH

(NVHHH)

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

She Came

(H5)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Headshart

(EWH3)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Floppy

(NVHHH)

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...