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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
In Absentia
(H5)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Steamer
(Sach3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
She Came
(H5)
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