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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
In Absentia
(H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
She Came
(H5)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
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