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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Blow Me
(IH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
She Came
(H5)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
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