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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
She Came
(H5)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Steamer
(Sach3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
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