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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

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114 Hashers came

including:

RU-469

(DCRW)

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Family On The River

(H5)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

In Absentia

(H5)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Cock

(NVHHH)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

DUH

(NVHHH)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Blow Me

(IH3)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Steamer

(Sach3)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

Headshart

(EWH3)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

G. I.

(Rumson)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

She Came

(H5)

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...