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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
She Came
(H5)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
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