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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Family On The River
(H5)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
She Came
(H5)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
RU-469
(DCRW)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
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