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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Steamer
(Sach3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
She Came
(H5)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
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