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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
She Came
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Family On The River
(H5)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many