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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Steamer
(Sach3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Family On The River
(H5)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
She Came
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Headshart
(EWH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
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