Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
including:
In Absentia
(H5)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
DUH
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Blow Me
(IH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Family On The River
(H5)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many