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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


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114 Hashers came

including:

G. I.

(Rumson)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Blow Me

(IH3)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

She Came

(H5)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Headshart

(EWH3)

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Cock

(NVHHH)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Steamer

(Sach3)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

In Absentia

(H5)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Family On The River

(H5)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

RU-469

(DCRW)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

DUH

(NVHHH)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)