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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
She Came
(H5)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
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