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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
In Absentia
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Blow Me
(IH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Family On The River
(H5)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
She Came
(H5)
DUH
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
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