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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Family On The River
(H5)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
DUH
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Headshart
(EWH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
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