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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

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114 Hashers came

including:

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Headshart

(EWH3)

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

She Came

(H5)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Family On The River

(H5)

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Cock

(NVHHH)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

G. I.

(Rumson)

Blow Me

(IH3)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

In Absentia

(H5)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

RU-469

(DCRW)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Steamer

(Sach3)

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

DUH

(NVHHH)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)