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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
She Came
(H5)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
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