Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
including:
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
DUH
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
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