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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Steamer
(Sach3)
She Came
(H5)
Family On The River
(H5)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
G. I.
(Rumson)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Cock
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
RU-469
(DCRW)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
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