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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
In Absentia
(H5)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Family On The River
(H5)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
She Came
(H5)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
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