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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
She Came
(H5)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Family On The River
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
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