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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
She Came
(H5)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Family On The River
(H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
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