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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
She Came
(H5)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
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