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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
She Came
(H5)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
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