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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
DUH
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
She Came
(H5)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
In Absentia
(H5)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
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