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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

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114 Hashers came

including:

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

In Absentia

(H5)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Cock

(NVHHH)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

RU-469

(DCRW)

Steamer

(Sach3)

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Family On The River

(H5)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

She Came

(H5)

Blow Me

(IH3)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

G. I.

(Rumson)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

DUH

(NVHHH)

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Headshart

(EWH3)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)