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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
In Absentia
(H5)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
She Came
(H5)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
DUH
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Family On The River
(H5)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
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