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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
She Came
(H5)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
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