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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
She Came
(H5)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
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