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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
She Came
(H5)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Steamer
(Sach3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
DUH
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
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