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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
She Came
(H5)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
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