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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Family On The River
(H5)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
In Absentia
(H5)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
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