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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
In Absentia
(H5)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Family On The River
(H5)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
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