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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Family On The River
(H5)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
She Came
(H5)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
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