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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

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114 Hashers came

including:

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Steamer

(Sach3)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

In Absentia

(H5)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

Blow Me

(IH3)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Family On The River

(H5)

Headshart

(EWH3)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Cock

(NVHHH)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

She Came

(H5)

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

G. I.

(Rumson)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Floppy

(NVHHH)

DUH

(NVHHH)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

RU-469

(DCRW)