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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

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114 Hashers came

including:

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

DUH

(NVHHH)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

G. I.

(Rumson)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

RU-469

(DCRW)

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Blow Me

(IH3)

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

She Came

(H5)

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Headshart

(EWH3)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Family On The River

(H5)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

In Absentia

(H5)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Cock

(NVHHH)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

Steamer

(Sach3)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

WMD

(Pgh-H3)