Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
including:
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Family On The River
(H5)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
She Came
(H5)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Cock
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
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