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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
She Came
(H5)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Family On The River
(H5)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
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