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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
She Came
(H5)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Headshart
(EWH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
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