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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
She Came
(H5)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Family On The River
(H5)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Headshart
(EWH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
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