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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Family On The River
(H5)
She Came
(H5)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Headshart
(EWH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Created by Gin | Inspired by many