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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Headshart
(EWH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
She Came
(H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
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