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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
She Came
(H5)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Blow Me
(IH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
In Absentia
(H5)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Headshart
(EWH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
DUH
(NVHHH)
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