Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
including:
RU-469
(DCRW)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Family On The River
(H5)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
In Absentia
(H5)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
She Came
(H5)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many