Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
including:
G. I.
(Rumson)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
She Came
(H5)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
In Absentia
(H5)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Family On The River
(H5)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many