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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

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114 Hashers came

including:

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

DUH

(NVHHH)

Steamer

(Sach3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Headshart

(EWH3)

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

G. I.

(Rumson)

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

In Absentia

(H5)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Family On The River

(H5)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

She Came

(H5)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

RU-469

(DCRW)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Cock

(NVHHH)

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Blow Me

(IH3)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)