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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
DUH
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Family On The River
(H5)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
She Came
(H5)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
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