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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
She Came
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
RU-469
(DCRW)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
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