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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

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114 Hashers came

including:

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

In Absentia

(H5)

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Steamer

(Sach3)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

DUH

(NVHHH)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

G. I.

(Rumson)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Floppy

(NVHHH)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Cock

(NVHHH)

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Blow Me

(IH3)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Family On The River

(H5)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

RU-469

(DCRW)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

She Came

(H5)

Headshart

(EWH3)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)