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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Family On The River
(H5)
RU-469
(DCRW)
In Absentia
(H5)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
She Came
(H5)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
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