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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
She Came
(H5)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Blow Me
(IH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Family On The River
(H5)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
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