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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
She Came
(H5)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
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