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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


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114 Hashers came

including:

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Steamer

(Sach3)

Blow Me

(IH3)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Headshart

(EWH3)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

In Absentia

(H5)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

She Came

(H5)

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

G. I.

(Rumson)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Cock

(NVHHH)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

RU-469

(DCRW)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Family On The River

(H5)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

DUH

(NVHHH)

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)