Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
including:
She Wee Wee
(H5)
In Absentia
(H5)
G. I.
(Rumson)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
She Came
(H5)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
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