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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Family On The River
(H5)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
She Came
(H5)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
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