Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
including:
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Blow Me
(IH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
In Absentia
(H5)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Family On The River
(H5)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
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