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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
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