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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
She Came
(H5)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
G. I.
(Rumson)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
In Absentia
(H5)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Family On The River
(H5)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
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