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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
G. I.
(Rumson)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Blow Me
(IH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
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