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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

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114 Hashers came

including:

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Headshart

(EWH3)

RU-469

(DCRW)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

In Absentia

(H5)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Cock

(NVHHH)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

She Came

(H5)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Floppy

(NVHHH)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Family On The River

(H5)

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

DUH

(NVHHH)

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

G. I.

(Rumson)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Steamer

(Sach3)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Blow Me

(IH3)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...