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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

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114 Hashers came

including:

RU-469

(DCRW)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Cock

(NVHHH)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Steamer

(Sach3)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

G. I.

(Rumson)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

She Came

(H5)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Family On The River

(H5)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

In Absentia

(H5)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Headshart

(EWH3)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

DUH

(NVHHH)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Floppy

(NVHHH)

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Blow Me

(IH3)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )