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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Family On The River
(H5)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
She Came
(H5)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Headshart
(EWH3)
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