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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
RU-469
(DCRW)
In Absentia
(H5)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
She Came
(H5)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Headshart
(EWH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Cock
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
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