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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

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114 Hashers came

including:

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Floppy

(NVHHH)

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

In Absentia

(H5)

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Cock

(NVHHH)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Headshart

(EWH3)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

G. I.

(Rumson)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

DUH

(NVHHH)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Steamer

(Sach3)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Blow Me

(IH3)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

RU-469

(DCRW)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

She Came

(H5)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Family On The River

(H5)

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)