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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
In Absentia
(H5)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
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