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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
DUH
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
She Came
(H5)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Family On The River
(H5)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
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