Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
including:
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Steamer
(Sach3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
RU-469
(DCRW)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
She Came
(H5)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
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