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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Headshart
(EWH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
G. I.
(Rumson)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
She Came
(H5)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Family On The River
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
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