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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
In Absentia
(H5)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Family On The River
(H5)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
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