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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

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114 Hashers came

including:

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Headshart

(EWH3)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

She Came

(H5)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
...

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Steamer

(Sach3)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

G. I.

(Rumson)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Family On The River

(H5)

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Blow Me

(IH3)

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

DUH

(NVHHH)

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

RU-469

(DCRW)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

In Absentia

(H5)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

Cock

(NVHHH)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)