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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Family On The River
(H5)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
G. I.
(Rumson)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
She Came
(H5)
In Absentia
(H5)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
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