Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
including:
She Came
(H5)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Family On The River
(H5)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
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