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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
In Absentia
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
DUH
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Headshart
(EWH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
She Came
(H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
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