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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
DUH
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Family On The River
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
She Came
(H5)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
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