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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Blow Me
(IH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Family On The River
(H5)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
G. I.
(Rumson)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
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