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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Blow Me
(IH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
She Came
(H5)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
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