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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

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114 Hashers came

including:

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Family On The River

(H5)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

She Wee Wee

(H5)

G. I.

(Rumson)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

RU-469

(DCRW)

In Absentia

(H5)

Cock

(NVHHH)

Steamer

(Sach3)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

She Came

(H5)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

DUH

(NVHHH)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Headshart

(EWH3)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

Blow Me

(IH3)