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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


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114 Hashers came

including:

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Blow Me

(IH3)

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

RU-469

(DCRW)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Steamer

(Sach3)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Family On The River

(H5)

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

G. I.

(Rumson)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

In Absentia

(H5)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

DUH

(NVHHH)

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Headshart

(EWH3)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

She Came

(H5)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Cock

(NVHHH)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...