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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
In Absentia
(H5)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
She Came
(H5)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
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