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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
She Came
(H5)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Blow Me
(IH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
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