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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Blow Me
(IH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
She Came
(H5)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Family On The River
(H5)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
RU-469
(DCRW)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Headshart
(EWH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
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