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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
She Came
(H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Blow Me
(IH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
DUH
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
In Absentia
(H5)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
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