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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
She Came
(H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
In Absentia
(H5)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
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