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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
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