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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
DUH
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Family On The River
(H5)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
She Came
(H5)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
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