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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Family On The River
(H5)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Steamer
(Sach3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
She Came
(H5)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
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