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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
She Came
(H5)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
In Absentia
(H5)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
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