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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Cock
(NVHHH)
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