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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Steamer
(Sach3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
In Absentia
(H5)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
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