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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
She Came
(H5)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Family On The River
(H5)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
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