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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
She Came
(H5)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Family On The River
(H5)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
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