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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
RU-469
(DCRW)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
She Came
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
In Absentia
(H5)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
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