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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
She Came
(H5)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
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