Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
including:
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
She Came
(H5)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Family On The River
(H5)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
In Absentia
(H5)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
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