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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
RU-469
(DCRW)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
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