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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Family On The River
(H5)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
DUH
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
In Absentia
(H5)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
She Came
(H5)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
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