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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Headshart
(EWH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
In Absentia
(H5)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
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