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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Family On The River
(H5)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
She Came
(H5)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
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