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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Floppy
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
She Came
(H5)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
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