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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
She Came
(H5)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Family On The River
(H5)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Blow Me
(IH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
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