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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Steamer
(Sach3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
She Came
(H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
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