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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


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114 Hashers came

including:

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

RU-469

(DCRW)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Blow Me

(IH3)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Family On The River

(H5)

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

She Came

(H5)

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

G. I.

(Rumson)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

In Absentia

(H5)

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

DUH

(NVHHH)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Steamer

(Sach3)

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

Headshart

(EWH3)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Cock

(NVHHH)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...