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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
DUH
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Blow Me
(IH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Headshart
(EWH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
She Came
(H5)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
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