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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
In Absentia
(H5)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
She Came
(H5)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
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