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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

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114 Hashers came

including:

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Headshart

(EWH3)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Steamer

(Sach3)

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

RU-469

(DCRW)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

G. I.

(Rumson)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Cock

(NVHHH)

DUH

(NVHHH)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

She Came

(H5)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

In Absentia

(H5)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Family On The River

(H5)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Blow Me

(IH3)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...