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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

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114 Hashers came

including:

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Family On The River

(H5)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Floppy

(NVHHH)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Headshart

(EWH3)

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Blow Me

(IH3)

In Absentia

(H5)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

DUH

(NVHHH)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

G. I.

(Rumson)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

She Came

(H5)

Cock

(NVHHH)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

RU-469

(DCRW)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Steamer

(Sach3)