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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
She Came
(H5)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Blow Me
(IH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
In Absentia
(H5)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
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