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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
In Absentia
(H5)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
She Came
(H5)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
G. I.
(Rumson)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Headshart
(EWH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
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