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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
She Came
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
G. I.
(Rumson)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
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