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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
She Came
(H5)
Cock
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
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