Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
including:
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Family On The River
(H5)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
G. I.
(Rumson)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
In Absentia
(H5)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many