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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

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114 Hashers came

including:

She Came

(H5)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

G. I.

(Rumson)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Blow Me

(IH3)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

RU-469

(DCRW)

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Headshart

(EWH3)

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Cock

(NVHHH)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

In Absentia

(H5)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Family On The River

(H5)

Steamer

(Sach3)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

DUH

(NVHHH)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)