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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Family On The River
(H5)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
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