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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

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114 Hashers came

including:

DUH

(NVHHH)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

G. I.

(Rumson)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

She Came

(H5)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Steamer

(Sach3)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Cock

(NVHHH)

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

RU-469

(DCRW)

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Family On The River

(H5)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

In Absentia

(H5)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Blow Me

(IH3)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Headshart

(EWH3)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)