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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
In Absentia
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Headshart
(EWH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
She Came
(H5)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
RU-469
(DCRW)
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