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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


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114 Hashers came

including:

Headshart

(EWH3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

RU-469

(DCRW)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Cock

(NVHHH)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Family On The River

(H5)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

G. I.

(Rumson)

Steamer

(Sach3)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

DUH

(NVHHH)

In Absentia

(H5)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Blow Me

(IH3)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

She Came

(H5)

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...