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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
She Came
(H5)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
In Absentia
(H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
G. I.
(Rumson)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
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