Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
including:
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Steamer
(Sach3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
She Came
(H5)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
RU-469
(DCRW)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
In Absentia
(H5)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
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