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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Headshart
(EWH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
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