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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
In Absentia
(H5)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
She Came
(H5)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
DUH
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
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