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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
DUH
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
She Came
(H5)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Blow Me
(IH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Family On The River
(H5)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
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