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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Floppy
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
In Absentia
(H5)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
She Came
(H5)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
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