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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
She Came
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Blow Me
(IH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
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