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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
G. I.
(Rumson)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Blow Me
(IH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Family On The River
(H5)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
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