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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Family On The River
(H5)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
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