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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
In Absentia
(H5)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Family On The River
(H5)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Steamer
(Sach3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
She Came
(H5)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
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