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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Cock
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
In Absentia
(H5)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
She Came
(H5)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
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