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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Cock
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Steamer
(Sach3)
She Came
(H5)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
In Absentia
(H5)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
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