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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

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114 Hashers came

including:

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

In Absentia

(H5)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Headshart

(EWH3)

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Family On The River

(H5)

Blow Me

(IH3)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Steamer

(Sach3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

RU-469

(DCRW)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

DUH

(NVHHH)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

She Came

(H5)

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Cock

(NVHHH)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

G. I.

(Rumson)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)