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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
She Came
(H5)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
G. I.
(Rumson)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
In Absentia
(H5)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
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