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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Headshart
(EWH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Blow Me
(IH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
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