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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
She Came
(H5)
G. I.
(Rumson)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Steamer
(Sach3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many