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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Family On The River
(H5)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
G. I.
(Rumson)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
She Came
(H5)
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