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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
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