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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
RU-469
(DCRW)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Family On The River
(H5)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
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