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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Steamer
(Sach3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
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