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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


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114 Hashers came

including:

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

She Came

(H5)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Headshart

(EWH3)

Family On The River

(H5)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Steamer

(Sach3)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

DUH

(NVHHH)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

Cock

(NVHHH)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

G. I.

(Rumson)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

In Absentia

(H5)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

Blow Me

(IH3)

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

RU-469

(DCRW)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...