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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
G. I.
(Rumson)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Cock
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
In Absentia
(H5)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
She Came
(H5)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
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