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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
She Came
(H5)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
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