Event Banner Image

This event is over.

NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

See the full list!

114 Hashers came

including:

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Family On The River

(H5)

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

DUH

(NVHHH)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

She Came

(H5)

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

Blow Me

(IH3)

In Absentia

(H5)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Floppy

(NVHHH)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Steamer

(Sach3)

G. I.

(Rumson)

Cock

(NVHHH)

RU-469

(DCRW)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Headshart

(EWH3)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)