Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
including:
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
She Came
(H5)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
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