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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
She Came
(H5)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
In Absentia
(H5)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
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