Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
including:
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
She Came
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Family On The River
(H5)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many