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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
In Absentia
(H5)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Blow Me
(IH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
She Came
(H5)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
DUH
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
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