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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
In Absentia
(H5)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Family On The River
(H5)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
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