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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
DUH
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
She Came
(H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
In Absentia
(H5)
Cock
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Headshart
(EWH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Steamer
(Sach3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
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