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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
G. I.
(Rumson)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
She Came
(H5)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Family On The River
(H5)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
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