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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

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114 Hashers came

including:

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

RU-469

(DCRW)

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

She Came

(H5)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

DUH

(NVHHH)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Blow Me

(IH3)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

In Absentia

(H5)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

G. I.

(Rumson)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Headshart

(EWH3)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
...

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Family On The River

(H5)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Cock

(NVHHH)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Steamer

(Sach3)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...