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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
RU-469
(DCRW)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Blow Me
(IH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
She Came
(H5)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
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