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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

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114 Hashers came

including:

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

She Came

(H5)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Steamer

(Sach3)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Blow Me

(IH3)

G. I.

(Rumson)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

RU-469

(DCRW)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Cock

(NVHHH)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Family On The River

(H5)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

In Absentia

(H5)

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

DUH

(NVHHH)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Headshart

(EWH3)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)