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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
She Came
(H5)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
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