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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

See the full list!

114 Hashers came

including:

RU-469

(DCRW)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Family On The River

(H5)

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

In Absentia

(H5)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Steamer

(Sach3)

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Floppy

(NVHHH)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Blow Me

(IH3)

Cock

(NVHHH)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

G. I.

(Rumson)

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

DUH

(NVHHH)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

She Came

(H5)

Headshart

(EWH3)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

She Wee Wee

(H5)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)