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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Blow Me
(IH3)
She Came
(H5)
Family On The River
(H5)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Cock
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
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