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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
In Absentia
(H5)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
She Came
(H5)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
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