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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
She Came
(H5)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
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