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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Cock
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Family On The River
(H5)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
She Came
(H5)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
DUH
(NVHHH)
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