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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
She Came
(H5)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
In Absentia
(H5)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
RU-469
(DCRW)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Family On The River
(H5)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
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