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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
She Came
(H5)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Cock
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
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