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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
She Came
(H5)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
RU-469
(DCRW)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
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