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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
She Came
(H5)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Cock
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
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