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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
DUH
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
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