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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
She Came
(H5)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many