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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
She Came
(H5)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
In Absentia
(H5)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Headshart
(EWH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
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