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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

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114 Hashers came

including:

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

G. I.

(Rumson)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

In Absentia

(H5)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Cock

(NVHHH)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Family On The River

(H5)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Blow Me

(IH3)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

RU-469

(DCRW)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

DUH

(NVHHH)

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Steamer

(Sach3)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

She Came

(H5)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Headshart

(EWH3)

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)