Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
including:
Floppy
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Headshart
(EWH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
She Came
(H5)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many