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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Steamer
(Sach3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
RU-469
(DCRW)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
She Came
(H5)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
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