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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Blow Me
(IH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
In Absentia
(H5)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
She Came
(H5)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
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