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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


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114 Hashers came

including:

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Cock

(NVHHH)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

G. I.

(Rumson)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

RU-469

(DCRW)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
...

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Blow Me

(IH3)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Family On The River

(H5)

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

She Came

(H5)

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

DUH

(NVHHH)

Steamer

(Sach3)

In Absentia

(H5)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Headshart

(EWH3)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...