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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


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114 Hashers came

including:

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Headshart

(EWH3)

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

Cock

(NVHHH)

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

She Came

(H5)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
...

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

DUH

(NVHHH)

G. I.

(Rumson)

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Family On The River

(H5)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

In Absentia

(H5)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Blow Me

(IH3)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

RU-469

(DCRW)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Steamer

(Sach3)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)