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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
She Came
(H5)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
In Absentia
(H5)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Family On The River
(H5)
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