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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Blow Me
(IH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
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