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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

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114 Hashers came

including:

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

DUH

(NVHHH)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

She Came

(H5)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

She Wee Wee

(H5)

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

G. I.

(Rumson)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Blow Me

(IH3)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Steamer

(Sach3)

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Cock

(NVHHH)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Headshart

(EWH3)

In Absentia

(H5)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

RU-469

(DCRW)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Family On The River

(H5)

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)