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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Steamer
(Sach3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
DUH
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
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