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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
She Came
(H5)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
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