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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Cock
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
She Came
(H5)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
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