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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Cock
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
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