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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Family On The River
(H5)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
She Came
(H5)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
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