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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
In Absentia
(H5)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Cock
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
She Came
(H5)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
G. I.
(Rumson)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
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