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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
She Came
(H5)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
In Absentia
(H5)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
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