Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
including:
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Family On The River
(H5)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
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