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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
She Came
(H5)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
In Absentia
(H5)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
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