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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Headshart
(EWH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
She Came
(H5)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Family On The River
(H5)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
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