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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
She Came
(H5)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Family On The River
(H5)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
RU-469
(DCRW)
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