Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
including:
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
In Absentia
(H5)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
She Came
(H5)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many