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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
G. I.
(Rumson)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
She Came
(H5)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
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