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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
She Came
(H5)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
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