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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
DUH
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
Family On The River
(H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
She Came
(H5)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
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