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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
In Absentia
(H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
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