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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Headshart
(EWH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
In Absentia
(H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
RU-469
(DCRW)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
She Came
(H5)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
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