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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Family On The River
(H5)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
She Came
(H5)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
In Absentia
(H5)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
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