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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
She Wee Wee
(H5)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
She Came
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
RU-469
(DCRW)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
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