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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
She Came
(H5)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
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