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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
She Came
(H5)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
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