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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
In Absentia
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Steamer
(Sach3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
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