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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Cock
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
In Absentia
(H5)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
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