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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
She Came
(H5)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
She Wee Wee
(H5)
G. I.
(Rumson)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
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