Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
including:
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
She Came
(H5)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Steamer
(Sach3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Family On The River
(H5)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
In Absentia
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
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