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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

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114 Hashers came

including:

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

G. I.

(Rumson)

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Headshart

(EWH3)

Blow Me

(IH3)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Cock

(NVHHH)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Steamer

(Sach3)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

Family On The River

(H5)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

DUH

(NVHHH)

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

She Came

(H5)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

RU-469

(DCRW)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

In Absentia

(H5)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Wishboneher

(TBH3)