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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Cock
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
She Came
(H5)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Family On The River
(H5)
G. I.
(Rumson)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
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