Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
including:
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
She Came
(H5)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Family On The River
(H5)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
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