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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


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114 Hashers came

including:

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

She Came

(H5)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Blow Me

(IH3)

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Cock

(NVHHH)

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

In Absentia

(H5)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

G. I.

(Rumson)

Steamer

(Sach3)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

RU-469

(DCRW)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

DUH

(NVHHH)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Family On The River

(H5)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Headshart

(EWH3)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)