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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

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114 Hashers came

including:

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

G. I.

(Rumson)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

DUH

(NVHHH)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Blow Me

(IH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Family On The River

(H5)

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

Steamer

(Sach3)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

She Came

(H5)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

RU-469

(DCRW)

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

In Absentia

(H5)

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Headshart

(EWH3)

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Cock

(NVHHH)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
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