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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
DUH
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
She Came
(H5)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Blow Me
(IH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
In Absentia
(H5)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Cock
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
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