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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


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114 Hashers came

including:

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Steamer

(Sach3)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Headshart

(EWH3)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Cock

(NVHHH)

G. I.

(Rumson)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Blow Me

(IH3)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

In Absentia

(H5)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

DUH

(NVHHH)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

She Came

(H5)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
...

RU-469

(DCRW)

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Family On The River

(H5)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)