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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

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114 Hashers came

including:

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

G. I.

(Rumson)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

DUH

(NVHHH)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

RU-469

(DCRW)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Headshart

(EWH3)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

She Came

(H5)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Cock

(NVHHH)

Family On The River

(H5)

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

In Absentia

(H5)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Steamer

(Sach3)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Blow Me

(IH3)

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
...

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...