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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
She Came
(H5)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Family On The River
(H5)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
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