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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Family On The River
(H5)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
She Came
(H5)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
In Absentia
(H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
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