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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Steamer
(Sach3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
She Came
(H5)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
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