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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
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