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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Headshart
(EWH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
She Came
(H5)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Floppy
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
RU-469
(DCRW)
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