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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Cock
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
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