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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

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114 Hashers came

including:

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

She Came

(H5)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Steamer

(Sach3)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Headshart

(EWH3)

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

G. I.

(Rumson)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Floppy

(NVHHH)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Family On The River

(H5)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

In Absentia

(H5)

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Blow Me

(IH3)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Cock

(NVHHH)

DUH

(NVHHH)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

RU-469

(DCRW)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...