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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Family On The River
(H5)
DUH
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
In Absentia
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
She Came
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
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