Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
including:
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
DUH
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
She Came
(H5)
In Absentia
(H5)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many