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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

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114 Hashers came

including:

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

RU-469

(DCRW)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

DUH

(NVHHH)

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

G. I.

(Rumson)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Headshart

(EWH3)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Cock

(NVHHH)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Blow Me

(IH3)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Family On The River

(H5)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

In Absentia

(H5)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Steamer

(Sach3)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

She Came

(H5)

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)