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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

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114 Hashers came

including:

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

RU-469

(DCRW)

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

She Came

(H5)

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

In Absentia

(H5)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Headshart

(EWH3)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

DUH

(NVHHH)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Cock

(NVHHH)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Blow Me

(IH3)

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Family On The River

(H5)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Steamer

(Sach3)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

G. I.

(Rumson)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)