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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
DUH
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
In Absentia
(H5)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Steamer
(Sach3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
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