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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
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