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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
She Came
(H5)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Cock
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
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