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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
In Absentia
(H5)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
She Came
(H5)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
RU-469
(DCRW)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
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