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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
She Came
(H5)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
In Absentia
(H5)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
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