Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
including:
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
She Came
(H5)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
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