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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Family On The River
(H5)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
She Came
(H5)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
In Absentia
(H5)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
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