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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

See the full list!

114 Hashers came

including:

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Family On The River

(H5)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

DUH

(NVHHH)

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

G. I.

(Rumson)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Steamer

(Sach3)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

She Came

(H5)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Blow Me

(IH3)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

RU-469

(DCRW)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Cock

(NVHHH)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Headshart

(EWH3)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

In Absentia

(H5)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)