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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
DUH
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
She Came
(H5)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
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