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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
She Came
(H5)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Blow Me
(IH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
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