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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

See the full list!

114 Hashers came

including:

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

G. I.

(Rumson)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Steamer

(Sach3)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Blow Me

(IH3)

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Cock

(NVHHH)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

RU-469

(DCRW)

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Headshart

(EWH3)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

DUH

(NVHHH)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

In Absentia

(H5)

She Came

(H5)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Family On The River

(H5)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)