Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
including:
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
She Came
(H5)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many