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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


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114 Hashers came

including:

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Cock

(NVHHH)

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

She Wee Wee

(H5)

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Headshart

(EWH3)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

RU-469

(DCRW)

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

DUH

(NVHHH)

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Steamer

(Sach3)

She Came

(H5)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

G. I.

(Rumson)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Blow Me

(IH3)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

In Absentia

(H5)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Family On The River

(H5)