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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
G. I.
(Rumson)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Family On The River
(H5)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
She Came
(H5)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
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