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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
G. I.
(Rumson)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Family On The River
(H5)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
She Came
(H5)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
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