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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
She Came
(H5)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
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