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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

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114 Hashers came

including:

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

She Came

(H5)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

G. I.

(Rumson)

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Cock

(NVHHH)

DUH

(NVHHH)

Floppy

(NVHHH)

RU-469

(DCRW)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

In Absentia

(H5)

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

Headshart

(EWH3)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Family On The River

(H5)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Blow Me

(IH3)

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Steamer

(Sach3)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...