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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
She Came
(H5)
Blow Me
(IH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Steamer
(Sach3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Cock
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Headshart
(EWH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
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