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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Cock
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Steamer
(Sach3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
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