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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


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114 Hashers came

including:

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Family On The River

(H5)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

In Absentia

(H5)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Blow Me

(IH3)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

Cock

(NVHHH)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

DUH

(NVHHH)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Steamer

(Sach3)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

G. I.

(Rumson)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

RU-469

(DCRW)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Headshart

(EWH3)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

She Came

(H5)