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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
She Came
(H5)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
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