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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

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114 Hashers came

including:

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

In Absentia

(H5)

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Family On The River

(H5)

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Blow Me

(IH3)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

She Came

(H5)

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

RU-469

(DCRW)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Steamer

(Sach3)

Cock

(NVHHH)

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

DUH

(NVHHH)

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Floppy

(NVHHH)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

G. I.

(Rumson)

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Headshart

(EWH3)

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

She Wee Wee

(H5)