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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


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114 Hashers came

including:

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

RU-469

(DCRW)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

She Came

(H5)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

G. I.

(Rumson)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Cock

(NVHHH)

DUH

(NVHHH)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

In Absentia

(H5)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Family On The River

(H5)

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Blow Me

(IH3)

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Headshart

(EWH3)

Steamer

(Sach3)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)