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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
She Came
(H5)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Family On The River
(H5)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
G. I.
(Rumson)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
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