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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
In Absentia
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
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