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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Headshart
(EWH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
She Came
(H5)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
G. I.
(Rumson)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Family On The River
(H5)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
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