Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
including:
Headshart
(EWH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Cock
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
She Came
(H5)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Family On The River
(H5)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
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