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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

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114 Hashers came

including:

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

G. I.

(Rumson)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Cock

(NVHHH)

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

She Came

(H5)

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

DUH

(NVHHH)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Headshart

(EWH3)

Steamer

(Sach3)

Family On The River

(H5)

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

RU-469

(DCRW)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Blow Me

(IH3)

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

In Absentia

(H5)

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)