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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
She Came
(H5)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
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