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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
DUH
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
She Came
(H5)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Cock
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Blow Me
(IH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
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