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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
G. I.
(Rumson)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Family On The River
(H5)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
In Absentia
(H5)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
She Came
(H5)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
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