Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
including:
She Came
(H5)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Headshart
(EWH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Family On The River
(H5)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
RU-469
(DCRW)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
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