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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
DUH
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
She Came
(H5)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
G. I.
(Rumson)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
In Absentia
(H5)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
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