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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
She Came
(H5)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Family On The River
(H5)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
In Absentia
(H5)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
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