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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
In Absentia
(H5)
She Came
(H5)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
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