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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
She Came
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Cock
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
In Absentia
(H5)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
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