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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Floppy
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
She Came
(H5)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
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