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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


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114 Hashers came

including:

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Blow Me

(IH3)

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Cock

(NVHHH)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

RU-469

(DCRW)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Headshart

(EWH3)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Family On The River

(H5)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

In Absentia

(H5)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

DUH

(NVHHH)

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Steamer

(Sach3)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

G. I.

(Rumson)

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

She Came

(H5)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...