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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
She Came
(H5)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Family On The River
(H5)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
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