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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Headshart
(EWH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
In Absentia
(H5)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
She Came
(H5)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many