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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
G. I.
(Rumson)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
Family On The River
(H5)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
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