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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


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114 Hashers came

including:

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Headshart

(EWH3)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

RU-469

(DCRW)

G. I.

(Rumson)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Cock

(NVHHH)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

In Absentia

(H5)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Family On The River

(H5)

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

She Came

(H5)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Steamer

(Sach3)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Blow Me

(IH3)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

DUH

(NVHHH)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...