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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

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114 Hashers came

including:

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Blow Me

(IH3)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Headshart

(EWH3)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

In Absentia

(H5)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

She Came

(H5)

Cock

(NVHHH)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

DUH

(NVHHH)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

G. I.

(Rumson)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Steamer

(Sach3)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

RU-469

(DCRW)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Family On The River

(H5)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Floppy

(NVHHH)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...