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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Family On The River
(H5)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
In Absentia
(H5)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
She Came
(H5)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Headshart
(EWH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
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