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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

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114 Hashers came

including:

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

RU-469

(DCRW)

Headshart

(EWH3)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

She Came

(H5)

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Blow Me

(IH3)

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Family On The River

(H5)

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Steamer

(Sach3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

DUH

(NVHHH)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Cock

(NVHHH)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

G. I.

(Rumson)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

In Absentia

(H5)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )