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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

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114 Hashers came

including:

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

She Came

(H5)

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

RU-469

(DCRW)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

In Absentia

(H5)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

G. I.

(Rumson)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

DUH

(NVHHH)

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Cock

(NVHHH)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Headshart

(EWH3)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Family On The River

(H5)

Blow Me

(IH3)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Steamer

(Sach3)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)