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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
She Came
(H5)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Floppy
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Family On The River
(H5)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
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