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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Blow Me
(IH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
DUH
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
She Came
(H5)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
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