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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

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114 Hashers came

including:

She Came

(H5)

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Blow Me

(IH3)

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Headshart

(EWH3)

G. I.

(Rumson)

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Family On The River

(H5)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

DUH

(NVHHH)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Cock

(NVHHH)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

In Absentia

(H5)

RU-469

(DCRW)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Steamer

(Sach3)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)