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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Family On The River
(H5)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Blow Me
(IH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
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