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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Family On The River
(H5)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Steamer
(Sach3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
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