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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Family On The River
(H5)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
DUH
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
She Came
(H5)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Steamer
(Sach3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many