Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
including:
RU-469
(DCRW)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Family On The River
(H5)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Headshart
(EWH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
She Came
(H5)
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