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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
DUH
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
She Came
(H5)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Family On The River
(H5)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
In Absentia
(H5)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
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