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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
She Came
(H5)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
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