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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
DUH
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many