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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


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114 Hashers came

including:

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

G. I.

(Rumson)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

RU-469

(DCRW)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

In Absentia

(H5)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Headshart

(EWH3)

Cock

(NVHHH)

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Steamer

(Sach3)

She Came

(H5)

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Blow Me

(IH3)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Family On The River

(H5)

DUH

(NVHHH)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)