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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
She Came
(H5)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
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