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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Family On The River
(H5)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
G. I.
(Rumson)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
In Absentia
(H5)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
She Came
(H5)
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