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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
She Came
(H5)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Headshart
(EWH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
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