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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

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114 Hashers came

including:

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

In Absentia

(H5)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Family On The River

(H5)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

She Came

(H5)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

G. I.

(Rumson)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Headshart

(EWH3)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

RU-469

(DCRW)

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

DUH

(NVHHH)

Steamer

(Sach3)

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Blow Me

(IH3)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Cock

(NVHHH)