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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Steamer
(Sach3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
RU-469
(DCRW)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
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