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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


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114 Hashers came

including:

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Blow Me

(IH3)

Headshart

(EWH3)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

DUH

(NVHHH)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

G. I.

(Rumson)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Steamer

(Sach3)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

RU-469

(DCRW)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

In Absentia

(H5)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Cock

(NVHHH)

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Family On The River

(H5)

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

She Came

(H5)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)