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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
G. I.
(Rumson)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
She Came
(H5)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many