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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
In Absentia
(H5)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Blow Me
(IH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
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