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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Family On The River
(H5)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
She Came
(H5)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
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