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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Headshart
(EWH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
RU-469
(DCRW)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
She Came
(H5)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
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