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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
In Absentia
(H5)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
She Came
(H5)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
DUH
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
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