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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

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114 Hashers came

including:

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

G. I.

(Rumson)

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Family On The River

(H5)

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Blow Me

(IH3)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

In Absentia

(H5)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Steamer

(Sach3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Cock

(NVHHH)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

RU-469

(DCRW)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Headshart

(EWH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

DUH

(NVHHH)

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

She Came

(H5)