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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
In Absentia
(H5)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Family On The River
(H5)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
She Came
(H5)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
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