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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Cock
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
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