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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

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114 Hashers came

including:

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Family On The River

(H5)

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

G. I.

(Rumson)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Floppy

(NVHHH)

DUH

(NVHHH)

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

In Absentia

(H5)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Blow Me

(IH3)

Headshart

(EWH3)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

RU-469

(DCRW)

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

Steamer

(Sach3)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Cock

(NVHHH)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

She Came

(H5)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...