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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
She Came
(H5)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Steamer
(Sach3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
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