Event Banner Image

This event is over.

NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

See the full list!

114 Hashers came

including:

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

In Absentia

(H5)

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Blow Me

(IH3)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Cock

(NVHHH)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

She Came

(H5)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Headshart

(EWH3)

Family On The River

(H5)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

G. I.

(Rumson)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

RU-469

(DCRW)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Steamer

(Sach3)

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

DUH

(NVHHH)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)