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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

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114 Hashers came

including:

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Headshart

(EWH3)

In Absentia

(H5)

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
...

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

She Came

(H5)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

DUH

(NVHHH)

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Blow Me

(IH3)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Family On The River

(H5)

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Cock

(NVHHH)

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

RU-469

(DCRW)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

G. I.

(Rumson)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

Steamer

(Sach3)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs