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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
She Came
(H5)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
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