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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Steamer
(Sach3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Family On The River
(H5)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Blow Me
(IH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
She Came
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Cock
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
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