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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
She Came
(H5)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Family On The River
(H5)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
RU-469
(DCRW)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
In Absentia
(H5)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
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