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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

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114 Hashers came

including:

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
...

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Family On The River

(H5)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Blow Me

(IH3)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

In Absentia

(H5)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Cock

(NVHHH)

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

She Came

(H5)

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Headshart

(EWH3)

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

RU-469

(DCRW)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Steamer

(Sach3)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

G. I.

(Rumson)

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

DUH

(NVHHH)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)