Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
including:
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Blow Me
(IH3)
She Came
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
In Absentia
(H5)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many