Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
including:
RU-469
(DCRW)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Headshart
(EWH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Steamer
(Sach3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
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