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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Headshart
(EWH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Cock
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
She Came
(H5)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
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