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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

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114 Hashers came

including:

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

She Came

(H5)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Blow Me

(IH3)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Cock

(NVHHH)

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

In Absentia

(H5)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Family On The River

(H5)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Headshart

(EWH3)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

G. I.

(Rumson)

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

DUH

(NVHHH)

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

RU-469

(DCRW)

Steamer

(Sach3)

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)