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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
G. I.
(Rumson)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Cock
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
She Came
(H5)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Steamer
(Sach3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
RU-469
(DCRW)
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