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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
She Came
(H5)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Headshart
(EWH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
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