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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
In Absentia
(H5)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Floppy
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Family On The River
(H5)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
She Came
(H5)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
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