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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

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114 Hashers came

including:

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Headshart

(EWH3)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Blow Me

(IH3)

In Absentia

(H5)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

She Came

(H5)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Steamer

(Sach3)

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

G. I.

(Rumson)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

DUH

(NVHHH)

Family On The River

(H5)

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

RU-469

(DCRW)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Cock

(NVHHH)

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...