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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

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114 Hashers came

including:

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Cock

(NVHHH)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Blow Me

(IH3)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

In Absentia

(H5)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

DUH

(NVHHH)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

She Came

(H5)

RU-469

(DCRW)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

G. I.

(Rumson)

Family On The River

(H5)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Headshart

(EWH3)

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Steamer

(Sach3)

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)