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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
She Came
(H5)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Headshart
(EWH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Blow Me
(IH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Steamer
(Sach3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many