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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Blow Me
(IH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
In Absentia
(H5)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
RU-469
(DCRW)
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