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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Steamer
(Sach3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
She Came
(H5)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
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