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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
She Came
(H5)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Family On The River
(H5)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
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