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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
RU-469
(DCRW)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
She Came
(H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Headshart
(EWH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
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