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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
G. I.
(Rumson)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
She Came
(H5)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
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