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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
She Came
(H5)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
In Absentia
(H5)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
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