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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
She Came
(H5)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
In Absentia
(H5)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Family On The River
(H5)
Blow Me
(IH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Steamer
(Sach3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
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