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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Steamer
(Sach3)
She Came
(H5)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
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