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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
She Came
(H5)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
In Absentia
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Steamer
(Sach3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
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