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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

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114 Hashers came

including:

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Cock

(NVHHH)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Headshart

(EWH3)

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Blow Me

(IH3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

G. I.

(Rumson)

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

In Absentia

(H5)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Family On The River

(H5)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

DUH

(NVHHH)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

RU-469

(DCRW)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

She Came

(H5)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Floppy

(NVHHH)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Steamer

(Sach3)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...