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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
She Came
(H5)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Family On The River
(H5)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
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