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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
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