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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Family On The River
(H5)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Blow Me
(IH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
In Absentia
(H5)
She Came
(H5)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
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