Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
including:
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
She Came
(H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Family On The River
(H5)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Blow Me
(IH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many