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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
She Came
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Headshart
(EWH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
RU-469
(DCRW)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
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