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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
In Absentia
(H5)
She Came
(H5)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Family On The River
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
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