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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
In Absentia
(H5)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
She Came
(H5)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
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