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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

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114 Hashers came

including:

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

DUH

(NVHHH)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

RU-469

(DCRW)

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

She Came

(H5)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

She Wee Wee

(H5)

In Absentia

(H5)

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Cock

(NVHHH)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Headshart

(EWH3)

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Steamer

(Sach3)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

Family On The River

(H5)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

G. I.

(Rumson)

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Blow Me

(IH3)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)