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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Family On The River
(H5)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
RU-469
(DCRW)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
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