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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Family On The River
(H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
G. I.
(Rumson)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
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