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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
She Came
(H5)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
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