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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
G. I.
(Rumson)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
She Came
(H5)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
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