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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Cock
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
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