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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

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114 Hashers came

including:

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

She Came

(H5)

Headshart

(EWH3)

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Steamer

(Sach3)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Blow Me

(IH3)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

RU-469

(DCRW)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

DUH

(NVHHH)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

In Absentia

(H5)

G. I.

(Rumson)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Family On The River

(H5)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Cock

(NVHHH)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)