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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
She Came
(H5)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
G. I.
(Rumson)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many