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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


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114 Hashers came

including:

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

She Came

(H5)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Blow Me

(IH3)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Floppy

(NVHHH)

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

RU-469

(DCRW)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Cock

(NVHHH)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Headshart

(EWH3)

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Family On The River

(H5)

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

G. I.

(Rumson)

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

DUH

(NVHHH)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Steamer

(Sach3)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

In Absentia

(H5)

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)