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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
She Came
(H5)
DUH
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
In Absentia
(H5)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Cock
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Blow Me
(IH3)
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