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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
In Absentia
(H5)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
She Came
(H5)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
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