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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
She Came
(H5)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Family On The River
(H5)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
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