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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
She Came
(H5)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Family On The River
(H5)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
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