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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Family On The River
(H5)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
She Came
(H5)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Headshart
(EWH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
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