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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Family On The River
(H5)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
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