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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
G. I.
(Rumson)
She Came
(H5)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
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