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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
In Absentia
(H5)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
She Came
(H5)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
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