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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Steamer
(Sach3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
She Came
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
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