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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
DUH
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
In Absentia
(H5)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
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