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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
She Came
(H5)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
In Absentia
(H5)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Headshart
(EWH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Family On The River
(H5)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many