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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

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114 Hashers came

including:

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

In Absentia

(H5)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

G. I.

(Rumson)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

Steamer

(Sach3)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Cock

(NVHHH)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

DUH

(NVHHH)

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Blow Me

(IH3)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Family On The River

(H5)

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

She Came

(H5)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

RU-469

(DCRW)

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Headshart

(EWH3)

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)