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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
G. I.
(Rumson)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
In Absentia
(H5)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Headshart
(EWH3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
DUH
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
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