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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
She Came
(H5)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Steamer
(Sach3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
RU-469
(DCRW)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
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