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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Headshart
(EWH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Family On The River
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
She Came
(H5)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
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