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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Blow Me
(IH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
DUH
(NVHHH)
In Absentia
(H5)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
She Came
(H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Family On The River
(H5)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
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