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NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021

08/06 02:00 PM

A NVHHH Hash Weekend

Cost: $125*

YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!

NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.

AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE

If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.


Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing

Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.


2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks


8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO


Unlisted Event

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114 Hashers came

including:

Wishboneher

(TBH3)

Blue Balls Blocker

(SHIT)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Porkymon

CTrH3
...

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Yellow Bed Wetter

Nittany Valley
...

Ya Lion CLINT

(NVHHH)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Can You Rear Me Now

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

DUH

(NVHHH)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat

(Rome H3)

Can't find pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

31 Favors

(SembachH3)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

TuTu Fairy

(NVHHH)

Truck Stop Taco

(Nittany Valley)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )

Steamer

(Sach3)

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Doctor bomb bay

(SembachH3)

Nasty Whiskey Stick

(WH4-DCRW)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Sex Toys for Tots

(Bfmh3)

Squeals Like A Bitch

(SembachH3)

Fire in the Cornhole

(SHIT)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Groundhog Lay

(BFMH3)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

(RogueNorth)

Just Kevin

(BFMH3)

Riff Raff

(NVHHH)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin Mob
...

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Thanks, But I can't fit it in

(SHIT)

RU-469

(DCRW)

Flabs Not Abs

(DCRW)

Thermal Anxiety

(NVHHH)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

G. I.

(Rumson)

Old Forgetful

(BAH3)

Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)

(RogueNorth)

Circle Jerkinstor

(NVHHH)

Empire Strikes Black

(DCRW)

Cumz Alone

(Eerie H3)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Just Lexie

(BFMH3)

TromBoner

(NVHHH)

Dolly Fartin

(EH3)

Cum Smell My Car

(EH3)

Mrs. Squeals

(SembachH3)

Blow Me

(IH3)

Cox Stroker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I’m gay for boobs

HermaphroditesOnUnicycles

(Rome H3)

WMD

(Pgh-H3)

Chippen Failz

Friendly Toast H3
...

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Jingle Jizz

Sisterhood of the Traveling Bitches
...

Chestnuts

(STBH3)

MacGyver MuffDiver

(BFMH3)

Pippi Schlongstocking

(NVHHH)

Down On Beaver

(NVHHH)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Legs Over Easy

(DCRW)

They Blow Up So Fast

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

The Walking Head

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Phish Phood

(NVHHH)

Namaste 'n Watch

(SPOT)

Thumbelina

(CTrH3)

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Spermit

Pittsburgh H3
...

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Loves a Lube Job

(EH3)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

In Absentia

(H5)

Full Frontal Nerdity

Nittany Valley
...

Puts the tanning lotion in the basket

(Midwest roadwhores )

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Family On The River

(H5)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

She Came

(H5)

DragNet

(NVHHH & H5)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Pump n Dump

(DCRW)

Don't Ask, Don't Shhh

(CTrH3)

Betty Boobs

(Nittany Valley)

Pounded In The Can

(Rogue North H3)

Horny Duck

(Nittany Valley)

That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles

(H5)

Mount Me in the Mud

(BuffaloH3)

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Eat Me

(NVHHH)

Pour some Custard on Me

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Silence of the Goats

(BFMH3)

Pork Screw

(NVHHH)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Vaginger Monologues

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Headshart

(EWH3)

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Cock

(NVHHH)