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Organizers:
NVHHH 1700th Campout Weekend 2021
08/06 02:00 PM
A NVHHH Hash Weekend
Cost: $125*
YELLOW BED WETTER and NVHHH bring you the East Coast’s première hash camp-out, nestled between Sproul and Susquehannock State Forests!
NOTE that we are not accepting Short Bus payment at this time. If you want to be part of the Short Bus crew (and miss the REAL SATURDAY TRAIL HARED BY THE EX-TYRANTS OF NITTANY VALLEY) indicate your interest during registration, pay the regular rate, and you will be contacted with further details. Pleeease be aware there is limited space and not everyone applying is guaranteed a seat on the Short Bus.
AS USUAL, NO DOGS ALLOWED AT THIS EVENT. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS IS APPROXIMATE AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE
If you are coming to the Pre-Lube Thursday, sign up here.
Nittany Valley: A Hash About Nothing
Hand Sanitizer, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Snacks, Drinking Vessel, Bug/Snake Repellant, Sunscreen, Not Dogs
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
7:00 PM: Pre-Lube Trail/Bar Crawl in State College. Starting point: A’s Pub (inside McLanahan’s market on Allen Street). Bring ID and cash!!! You will be carded.
2:00 PM: Arrive, set up camp.
4:30 PM: Tyrant's Roast Hash hared by THE P.U.S.S.Y.'s
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
7:00 PM: Live Music with Anchor & Arrow
9:00 PM: Cocktail "Hour" with DJs Gingerman & Timmy Tatts, Theme: Draped in Velvet
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Continental breakfast is served
9:00 AM: Nittany brunch served by the Soup Nazi
10:15-1030AM: Buses load
- NVHHH #1700, hared by Ex-Tyrants of NVHHH
- Short Bus aka J. Peterman Reality Tour- get your tourist garb ready!
4:30 PM: River time
6:30 PM: Dinner is served
8:00 PM: Skits, Ceremonies
9:00 PM: Betty Boobs Dance party, theme: “We’re going to Del Boca Vista!”
10:00 PM: "Midnight" snacks
8:?? AM: Breakfast
10:30 AM: Fat Boy Trail and Flouring-in of new Tyrant
Noon: GTFO
Unlisted Event
including:
Silence of the Goats
(BFMH3)
WMD
(Pgh-H3)
HermaphroditesOnUnicycles
(Rome H3)
Old Forgetful
(BAH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Pounded In The Can
(Rogue North H3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Family On The River
(H5)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Thanks, But I can't fit it in
(SHIT)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Can't find pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Horny Duck
(Nittany Valley)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Loves a Lube Job
(EH3)
That’s the way the Cookie Tumbles
(H5)
Groundhog Lay
(BFMH3)
Mount Me in the Mud
(BuffaloH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
Riff Raff
(NVHHH)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie H3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
DUH
(NVHHH)
Namaste 'n Watch
(SPOT)
Ya Lion CLINT
(NVHHH)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Camel Toe Ya-Ho!
(RogueNorth)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Phish Phood
(NVHHH)
AssAssInNation
(BFMH3)
She Came
(H5)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
The Walking Head
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Down On Beaver
(NVHHH)
Pump n Dump
(DCRW)
Thumbelina
(CTrH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(NVHHH)
Legs Over Easy
(DCRW)
Empire Strikes Black
(DCRW)
Flabs Not Abs
(DCRW)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Bfmh3)
31 Favors
(SembachH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Betty Boobs
(Nittany Valley)
Circle Jerkinstor
(NVHHH)
Blow Me
(IH3)
Just Lexie
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCRW)
Nasty Whiskey Stick
(WH4-DCRW)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Blue Balls Blocker
(SHIT)
Thermal Anxiety
(NVHHH)
Headshart
(EWH3)
Wide Open Hole
(Eerie Hash House ...)
DragNet
(NVHHH & H5)
Wrapped In Plastic (It’s Fantastic!)
(RogueNorth)
Eat Me
(NVHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Chestnuts
(STBH3)
Floppy
(NVHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Wishboneher
(TBH3)
Steamer
(Sach3)
Pork Screw
(NVHHH)
Squeals Like A Bitch
(SembachH3)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
Mrs. Squeals
(SembachH3)
TuTu Fairy
(NVHHH)
Don't Ask, Don't Shhh
(CTrH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
In Absentia
(H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Fire in the Cornhole
(SHIT)
Dolly Fartin
(EH3)
All I want for Christmas is a tube of meat
(Rome H3)
TromBoner
(NVHHH)
Doctor bomb bay
(SembachH3)
Cum Smell My Car
(EH3)
Cock
(NVHHH)
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