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NPH-3 Anal RDR 2022

07/15 08:00 PM

A NPH-3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $40

Hare(s):

The Vagilante and 8 hours for 1 hooter

Shiggy:

There once was a dog from Sioux Falls,
who was sad because he no longer had balls.
But along came a hasher who fell in love with this pupster
Picked him up and carried him home from the bar.

This years RDR is bigger, better, hashier, beerier!!!

We are partnering with nonprofit Sioux Empire Pit Rescue, who will have dogs on trail with us once again.

Friday July 15th, 1900 (7pm): Prelube NPH3 Birthday Bash @ Tommy Jacks DTSF pay as you go.
Saturday July 16th, 1200 Noon: Convolo (the old Fernson) 201 N Weber Ave, Sioux Falls, SD 57103 Draft Punk, Check-in, patch challenges and HAB sales. This is a bar crawl Downtown Sioux Falls. Pay as you go. Dinner and coolers will be provided in the evening with closing circle and cuddles.
Sunday July 17th, 1030: Optional Hangover Trail to Brunch Burlesque. Burlesque will feature 4 professional performers (drag queen, drag king, classical burlesque, and neo classical burlesque). In addition to their performances there will also be an auction for a public lap dance given by one of the performers, of which she has agreed to allow all proceeds to go to our charity. We have asked the performers to make sure brunch is over by 1300 (1pm) so that people can still make it back home on Sunday.

RDR $40
Brunch Burlesque $20

PayPal or Venmo accepted. Please comment with your Nerd and Hash name.
PayPal (Friends and Family): @CatherineMerritt (Northern Plains Hash House Harriers. Look for our logo of our smoking HOT governor Kristi Noem)

Venmo: @NorthernPlainsH3 (Catherine Merritt. Look for our falls flag)


Lady and the Tramp

Your red dress, money for bars and hab, beer for Draft Punk, a frozen water bottle (it's July) and sun screen.

Start Location Details

Park in the gravel lot, across the street on 8th

201 N Weber Ave, Sioux Falls, SD 57103

Public Event

See the full list!

45 Hashers came

including:

Lickity Shits

Bad Decisions Hash House Harriers
Follow your heart - 30...

Points North

Northern Plains Hash House Harriers
this will make you fee...

Teenage Circle Jerk

(Bella Napoli Hash...)

CUM muter

(NOH3)

Indiana Bones

Osan Bulgogi Hash House Harriers
...

Babbling Brooke

(NPH3)

Lick Van Fecal

(KCH3)

Whistles While He Jerks

Kansas City H3
...

Cuntlery

Big Hump H3
...

Mama Blue Jizzle

Northern Plains Hash House Harriers
...

The Clit

Northern Plains Hash House Harriers
Ooooh, The Clit ☝

Faster Funnier Fluffer

Minneapolis H3
...

Eight Hours for One Hooter

(NPH3)

Hoist N Moist

Kansas City H3
...

CIA

Houston H3
...

The Vagilante

Northern Plains Hash House Harriers
...

Frankentitties

Bella Napoli Hash House Harriers
BNH3 is my first love

Road Head

(Colorado Kimchi H3)

Eat-A-Pole Complex

(VoodooH3)

Incest Cherry Popsicle (ICP)

(NPH-3)

Two Wall Bangers

(KCH3)

SkinAmax

(Daytona Beach H3)

Gotta Snatch ‘Em All

Siete Cerveza H3
...

Richard Bridges

(NPH3)

Pretty Peggin Princess

Twin Titties Thirstday H3
...

It aint gay if its in a 7 way

(CH3)

Crapper Napper

New Orleans Hash House Harriers
...

Inflate A Date

(Carolina Trash)

Top Shelf

Houston H3
Exiled in NOLA

Dead Cell

(NOH3)

Itty Bitty Gaybait

(NPH-3)

Strap-on Stranger

Hateful 8 Hash House Harriers
...

Toasty Nips

(OH3)

Circle Jerk

Minneapolis H3
...

Titter Glitter

(OmahaH3)

Sampler

Kansas City H3
...

UPMS

(Wandering Whore)

Coat Hanger Banger

(NPH-3)

Ur(in)e Circle

Biloxi H3
Yes, I'm Pineapple

Naziing Her Anymore

Northern Plains Hash House Harriers
I come with a warning ...

Mr Ed

(MPLS_H3)

Ms Ed

(BDH3)

Squeaky 3

(NPH3)

CrotchPodge

(Charleston Heriti...)

Cupcakes Call Me Daddy

Northern Plains Hash House Harriers
...