It's that time of year you have all been waiting for, when we announce the detrails for Sicilian Family Portrait's famous New Year's Day Hangover Hash, Herring and Gumbo trail.
The Hare, Sicilian Family Portrait, will be leading you not only to hair of the dog, but also pickled herring and homemade gumbo all to wash your first hangover of the year away. What is even more exciting is that after you party the night away ringing in the New Year, you can just roll out of whatever gutter you find yourself in and join 25 of your crazy friends for the first hash of the year. If you really want to walk, run, or crawl yourself to fame you can even bring along one of your friends to follow behind you yelling, "SHAME!" That's right, the wrinkled and stained party clothes along with the bed head hair doo will help you stand out as a professional wank instead of some rank amateur.
The trail and On After feast, which will be lovingly prepared by none other than the famous, Sicilian, will only cost you a miserly 10 hash bucks, but you must rego and pay before your spot is confirmed. This trail is capped at 25 crazies, unless you want to volunteer to spend your New Year's Eve cooking gumbo and pickling Herring...I didn't think so. Your only option is to push the rego button then and send your money so that your Hare can purchase the required ingredients to kill your hangover the Sicilian way...don't ask, it's a trade secret handed down only to certain members of a certain family.
Since our Hare is so busy hashing around the south, he hasn't quite yet determined the start location, which means he doesn't know the ending location either. Don't worry, if you rego and pay, you will be given these super secret detrails as soon as the hare shares them. Until then, study all the maps of Spartanburg's underbelly and seediest dives to be well prepared for New Years Day. Who needs Football, when you have hungover friends to eat herring with?
Now that you have said yes, pushed the button, you only need to pay, and the deadline for payment is 12/24/2025, that way we get your 10 grubby dollars before you spend it on Christmas day booze. Your payment options are venmo or paypal to me, and I will be giving your hard earned cash to Sicilian so he can buy you presents. Remember, use the friends/relatives option, and if you can't make it, send someone in your place or just forget about the ten bucks, because it is all going into the gumbo pot.

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