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Organizers:
NoBalls Dirty Thirty-30th Anniversary
03/30 12:45 PM to 03/30 06:00 PM
A NoBalls Trail
Cost: $30
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Bimbos and Wankers! Welcome Welcome to a party that is 30 years in the making!
The No Balls kennel was started in March of 1989 and is stronger than ever!
We thank Captain Crash and Dickless Armstrong for starting and keeping this kennel running.
There is custom made hab! A commemorative patch! Beer, wine, boozy punch, jello shots and a taco bar! Because who doesn't like eating out a hot taco.
The 30th anniversary may not be golden, but its pearly, Pearls are the official traditional gift of this anniversary. There's 30 years of love, friendship and unity to celebrate, which is nothing short of impressive.
So cum on down to Ballard to join the bimbos of the No Balls kennel as we celebrate the 30th anniversary of longest running women's only kennel in the USA.
Edited to add: If you're a local Seattle hasher and want to pay cash, reach out to No Balls missmanagement. POTC, Taxi cab and Panty Ho.
If you need additional payment options (ie check) reach out to event organizer.
Your hot mom/sister/coworker, thirst for beer, love for bimbos, your own vessel, hangover from the happy hour the night before.
Location Details
Schedule of Events
The BIMBOS ONLY Dirty Thirty!! (wankers visiting from 300+ miles away can come) Cum celebrate in style as Panty Ho and Kitty Liqueur bring you the 30th Anniversary No Balls trail. Honoring the longest running harriettes-only kennel in the United States, sharing our songs, our style, our classy AF selves – got hashing skirts or dresses? This will be the perfect trail to break those out for!
Where: Maclean Park, 1922 Taylor Avenue N, Seattle WA 98109
Note: Parking is somewhat limited in this neighborhood – carpooling and/or public transportation encouraged! Alternate parking may be found near Trolley Hill Park just a quick amble from start.
When: Wednesday, March 27. Pack at 6:30, hares away at 7
MacClean Park
What to bring: $7 hash cash, IDs, tiaras, cranium lamps, vessels, more moneys ‘cause ya never know where we end up.
Bimbo's Cantina
1013 E Pike Street.
Happy Hour runs from 3-7 PM
People tend to start showing up around 5:00.
Happy hour deals on food and drinks!
At McCoys firehouse Pioneer Sq 173 S Washington St, Seattle, WA 98104
11am, we'll have the restaurant side of the bar. Can come earlier than 11am too.
Near Ferry terminal, Train station, and near'ish to the Bolt bus.
Public Event
including:
Just Anna
(SeaMon)
Thanks for the Mammaries
(Dead Whores)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Shameless O Marley
(H5)
Just Lizzy
(SeattleH3)
Fish
(SeattleH3)
Liquor Canoe
(Bellinghamster H3)
Any-Cock'll-Doo!
(SH3 )
Snatch
(Seattle H3)
Bloody dumper
(CBH3)
Snow caps
(HSWTFH3)
Kevin
(Seattle H3)
Mouthful
(Stumptown)
Licker
(RainCity)
Kitty Liqueur
(GiggityH3)
12 Pack Rack
(SeattleH3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Juice Box
(DWH3)
Valentine's Day Assacre
(HamsterH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
(SeaMon)
Shit Face'd
(Bellinghamster H3)
Chaos
(H33)
Big Yak Pussy Attack
(IWSH3)
Daddy’s Alarm Cock
(IWSH3)
Numb Nuts
(WISH3/ Seattle Hash )
Vincent Van Ho
(StumpH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(SeattleH3)
Immaculate Erection
(SeattleH3)
Just Missy
(SeattleH3)
Iron Prostate
(SHHH)
Just Ayla
(CH3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SeattleH3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(SeaMon)
Just Devin
(SeattleH3)
No Titter
(CH3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls!)
Where's
(SH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Oral Projection
(NoBalls)
Cream Puff
(Vancouver H3)
Captain Crash
(NBH3)
Dick n' Chews
(StumpH3)
Bloody Stool
(Seattle H3)
Peggi's cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls; Seattleh3)
Squeeze Box
(SeaMon)
Stranger Things Inside Me
(Seattle)
Just Kresta
(SeattleH3)
Ice...period
(SeattleH3)
Flaming Hetero, the Sweet Montana Cherry
(Portland Humpin' ...)
Just Brandi
(NoBalls)
Pin the penis on the honky
(BITCH3)
Fucking Crazy
(Seattle H3)
Free Ride Zone
(NoBalls)
Boobs-a-lot
(SeattleH3)
FuckAble
(HSWTFH3)
Dilly Lockbox
(NoBalls)
Steven
(RainCity)
Needs A Dick
(AH3)
Long Cummer
(COH3)
Splitt Doggy Dogg
(HSWTFH3)
Chocolate starfish and the hamburglar flavored water
(HSWTFH3)
Stinkfinger
(OregonH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Just Zak
(SeattleH3)
Juicy Brouhaha
(JaxH3)
$5 Fuck-Up
(NoBalls)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Pussy of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
itchy snatchy
(H5)
Yellow Dick Road
(Portland Humpin H...)
We All Cum In A Yellow Taxi Cab
(NoBalls)
Just Josh
(SeattleH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Crackup
(DWH3)
LowTempHo
(GiggityH3)
Just Janette
(NA)
I Like It in the Soup Kitchen
(SeattleH3)
Virgin Brenna
(Seattle Green Dress)
Proxy Tits
(Dead Whores H3)
Testicles
(Southwest WA HHH)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Hare krotchna
(Dead whores hash)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Cums Up Wet
(NoBalls)
Cream Chugger
(SFH3)
Cosmo
(Tacoma H3)
Jessica Strap-It
(RainCity)
Poop! There It Is.
(SeattleH3)
Just Sheri
(Portland Humpin' ...)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude
(Indyhhh)
Pitch 2 Please
(EUGH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(WhorevallisH3)
Wet Spots
(Dead Whores H3)
Gaysted
(SWH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(NoBalls)
Steve Blowjobs
(NoBalls)
SlapSlapFartSlapSlap
(NoBalls)
Mount Schwiiinga
(SeattleH3)
Bubbles
(AH3)
Hopalong & Numb Nuts
(WISH3 (disbanded)...)
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