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Organizers:
NoBalls Dirty Thirty-30th Anniversary
03/30 12:45 PM to 03/30 06:00 PM
A NoBalls Trail
Cost: $30
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Bimbos and Wankers! Welcome Welcome to a party that is 30 years in the making!
The No Balls kennel was started in March of 1989 and is stronger than ever!
We thank Captain Crash and Dickless Armstrong for starting and keeping this kennel running.
There is custom made hab! A commemorative patch! Beer, wine, boozy punch, jello shots and a taco bar! Because who doesn't like eating out a hot taco.
The 30th anniversary may not be golden, but its pearly, Pearls are the official traditional gift of this anniversary. There's 30 years of love, friendship and unity to celebrate, which is nothing short of impressive.
So cum on down to Ballard to join the bimbos of the No Balls kennel as we celebrate the 30th anniversary of longest running women's only kennel in the USA.
Edited to add: If you're a local Seattle hasher and want to pay cash, reach out to No Balls missmanagement. POTC, Taxi cab and Panty Ho.
If you need additional payment options (ie check) reach out to event organizer.
Your hot mom/sister/coworker, thirst for beer, love for bimbos, your own vessel, hangover from the happy hour the night before.
Location Details
Schedule of Events
The BIMBOS ONLY Dirty Thirty!! (wankers visiting from 300+ miles away can come) Cum celebrate in style as Panty Ho and Kitty Liqueur bring you the 30th Anniversary No Balls trail. Honoring the longest running harriettes-only kennel in the United States, sharing our songs, our style, our classy AF selves – got hashing skirts or dresses? This will be the perfect trail to break those out for!
Where: Maclean Park, 1922 Taylor Avenue N, Seattle WA 98109
Note: Parking is somewhat limited in this neighborhood – carpooling and/or public transportation encouraged! Alternate parking may be found near Trolley Hill Park just a quick amble from start.
When: Wednesday, March 27. Pack at 6:30, hares away at 7
MacClean Park
What to bring: $7 hash cash, IDs, tiaras, cranium lamps, vessels, more moneys ‘cause ya never know where we end up.
Bimbo's Cantina
1013 E Pike Street.
Happy Hour runs from 3-7 PM
People tend to start showing up around 5:00.
Happy hour deals on food and drinks!
At McCoys firehouse Pioneer Sq 173 S Washington St, Seattle, WA 98104
11am, we'll have the restaurant side of the bar. Can come earlier than 11am too.
Near Ferry terminal, Train station, and near'ish to the Bolt bus.
Public Event
$5 Fuck-Up
(NoBalls)
12 Pack Rack
(SeattleH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(WhorevallisH3)
Any-Cock'll-Doo!
(SH3 )
Big Yak Pussy Attack
(IWSH3)
Bloody dumper
(CBH3)
Bloody Stool
(Seattle H3)
Boobs-a-lot
(SeattleH3)
Bubbles
(AH3)
Captain Crash
(NBH3)
Chaos
(H33)
Chocolate starfish and the hamburglar flavored water
(HSWTFH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
(SeaMon)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Cosmo
(Tacoma H3)
Crackup
(DWH3)
Cream Chugger
(SFH3)
Cream Puff
(Vancouver H3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Cums Up Wet
(NoBalls)
Daddy’s Alarm Cock
(IWSH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Dick n' Chews
(StumpH3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls!)
Dilly Lockbox
(NoBalls)
Fish
(SeattleH3)
Flaming Hetero, the Sweet Montana Cherry
(Portland Humpin' ...)
Free Ride Zone
(NoBalls)
FuckAble
(HSWTFH3)
Fucking Crazy
(Seattle H3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Gaysted
(SWH3)
Hare krotchna
(Dead whores hash)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Hopalong & Numb Nuts
(WISH3 (disbanded)...)
I Like It in the Soup Kitchen
(SeattleH3)
Ice...period
(SeattleH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(NoBalls)
Immaculate Erection
(SeattleH3)
Iron Prostate
(SHHH)
itchy snatchy
(H5)
Jessica Strap-It
(RainCity)
Juice Box
(DWH3)
Juicy Brouhaha
(JaxH3)
Just Anna
(SeaMon)
Just Ayla
(CH3)
Just Brandi
(NoBalls)
Just Devin
(SeattleH3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Just Janette
(NA)
Just Josh
(SeattleH3)
Just Kresta
(SeattleH3)
Just Lizzy
(SeattleH3)
Just Missy
(SeattleH3)
Just Sheri
(Portland Humpin' ...)
Just Zak
(SeattleH3)
Kevin
(Seattle H3)
Kitty Liqueur
(GiggityH3)
Licker
(RainCity)
Liquor Canoe
(Bellinghamster H3)
Long Cummer
(COH3)
LowTempHo
(GiggityH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Mount Schwiiinga
(SeattleH3)
Mouthful
(Stumptown)
Needs A Dick
(AH3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
No Titter
(CH3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(SeaMon)
Numb Nuts
(WISH3/ Seattle Hash )
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Oral Projection
(NoBalls)
Peggi's cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls; Seattleh3)
Pin the penis on the honky
(BITCH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(EUGH3)
Poop! There It Is.
(SeattleH3)
Proxy Tits
(Dead Whores H3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Shameless O Marley
(H5)
Shit Face'd
(Bellinghamster H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
SlapSlapFartSlapSlap
(NoBalls)
Snatch
(Seattle H3)
Snow caps
(HSWTFH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SeattleH3)
Splitt Doggy Dogg
(HSWTFH3)
Squeeze Box
(SeaMon)
Steve Blowjobs
(NoBalls)
Steven
(RainCity)
Stinkfinger
(OregonH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Stranger Things Inside Me
(Seattle)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude
(Indyhhh)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(SeattleH3)
Testicles
(Southwest WA HHH)
Thanks for the Mammaries
(Dead Whores)
Valentine's Day Assacre
(HamsterH3)
Vincent Van Ho
(StumpH3)
Virgin Brenna
(Seattle Green Dress)
We All Cum In A Yellow Taxi Cab
(NoBalls)
Wet Spots
(Dead Whores H3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Where's
(SH3)
Yellow Dick Road
(Portland Humpin H...)
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