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NoBalls Dirty Thirty-30th Anniversary

03/30 01:00 PM

A NoBalls Trail

Cost: $30

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Bimbos and Wankers! Welcome Welcome to a party that is 30 years in the making!

The No Balls kennel was started in March of 1989 and is stronger than ever!
We thank Captain Crash and Dickless Armstrong for starting and keeping this kennel running.

There is custom made hab! A commemorative patch! Beer, wine, boozy punch, jello shots and a taco bar! Because who doesn't like eating out a hot taco.

The 30th anniversary may not be golden, but its pearly, Pearls are the official traditional gift of this anniversary. There's 30 years of love, friendship and unity to celebrate, which is nothing short of impressive.

So cum on down to Ballard to join the bimbos of the No Balls kennel as we celebrate the 30th anniversary of longest running women's only kennel in the USA.

Edited to add: If you're a local Seattle hasher and want to pay cash, reach out to No Balls missmanagement. POTC, Taxi cab and Panty Ho.

If you need additional payment options (ie check) reach out to event organizer.


Your hot mom/sister/coworker, thirst for beer, love for bimbos, hangover from the happy hour the night before.

Location Details

Ballard VFW

2812 NW Market St, Seattle, WA 98107

Working on this

We hope to get a hotel with a discount set up soon and also a crash space coordinator.


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