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Organizers:
NoBalls Dirty Thirty-30th Anniversary
03/30 12:45 PM to 03/30 06:00 PM
A NoBalls Trail
Cost: $30
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Bimbos and Wankers! Welcome Welcome to a party that is 30 years in the making!
The No Balls kennel was started in March of 1989 and is stronger than ever!
We thank Captain Crash and Dickless Armstrong for starting and keeping this kennel running.
There is custom made hab! A commemorative patch! Beer, wine, boozy punch, jello shots and a taco bar! Because who doesn't like eating out a hot taco.
The 30th anniversary may not be golden, but its pearly, Pearls are the official traditional gift of this anniversary. There's 30 years of love, friendship and unity to celebrate, which is nothing short of impressive.
So cum on down to Ballard to join the bimbos of the No Balls kennel as we celebrate the 30th anniversary of longest running women's only kennel in the USA.
Edited to add: If you're a local Seattle hasher and want to pay cash, reach out to No Balls missmanagement. POTC, Taxi cab and Panty Ho.
If you need additional payment options (ie check) reach out to event organizer.
Your hot mom/sister/coworker, thirst for beer, love for bimbos, your own vessel, hangover from the happy hour the night before.
Location Details
Schedule of Events
The BIMBOS ONLY Dirty Thirty!! (wankers visiting from 300+ miles away can come) Cum celebrate in style as Panty Ho and Kitty Liqueur bring you the 30th Anniversary No Balls trail. Honoring the longest running harriettes-only kennel in the United States, sharing our songs, our style, our classy AF selves – got hashing skirts or dresses? This will be the perfect trail to break those out for!
Where: Maclean Park, 1922 Taylor Avenue N, Seattle WA 98109
Note: Parking is somewhat limited in this neighborhood – carpooling and/or public transportation encouraged! Alternate parking may be found near Trolley Hill Park just a quick amble from start.
When: Wednesday, March 27. Pack at 6:30, hares away at 7
MacClean Park
What to bring: $7 hash cash, IDs, tiaras, cranium lamps, vessels, more moneys ‘cause ya never know where we end up.
Bimbo's Cantina
1013 E Pike Street.
Happy Hour runs from 3-7 PM
People tend to start showing up around 5:00.
Happy hour deals on food and drinks!
At McCoys firehouse Pioneer Sq 173 S Washington St, Seattle, WA 98104
11am, we'll have the restaurant side of the bar. Can come earlier than 11am too.
Near Ferry terminal, Train station, and near'ish to the Bolt bus.
Public Event
including:
Needs A Dick
(AH3)
Cums Up Wet
(NoBalls)
Snatch
(Seattle H3)
Pin the penis on the honky
(BITCH3)
Immaculate Erection
(SeattleH3)
Fish
(SeattleH3)
Iron Prostate
(SHHH)
Shit Face'd
(Bellinghamster H3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Wet Spots
(Dead Whores H3)
Liquor Canoe
(Bellinghamster H3)
Dilly Lockbox
(NoBalls)
Ice...period
(SeattleH3)
Dick n' Chews
(StumpH3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Bloody Stool
(Seattle H3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Mount Schwiiinga
(SeattleH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
We All Cum In A Yellow Taxi Cab
(NoBalls)
Steve Blowjobs
(NoBalls)
12 Pack Rack
(SeattleH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Oral Projection
(NoBalls)
Cream Puff
(Vancouver H3)
Daddy’s Alarm Cock
(IWSH3)
Gaysted
(SWH3)
Yellow Dick Road
(Portland Humpin H...)
Stinkfinger
(OregonH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(EUGH3)
Valentine's Day Assacre
(HamsterH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
(SeaMon)
Juicy Brouhaha
(JaxH3)
Poop! There It Is.
(SeattleH3)
No Titter
(CH3)
Shameless O Marley
(H5)
Kitty Liqueur
(GiggityH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Just Missy
(SeattleH3)
Crackup
(DWH3)
Snow caps
(HSWTFH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(SeattleH3)
Just Janette
(NA)
FuckAble
(HSWTFH3)
Long Cummer
(COH3)
Any-Cock'll-Doo!
(SH3 )
SlapSlapFartSlapSlap
(NoBalls)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Where's
(SH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(WhorevallisH3)
Bubbles
(AH3)
Chocolate starfish and the hamburglar flavored water
(HSWTFH3)
$5 Fuck-Up
(NoBalls)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Proxy Tits
(Dead Whores H3)
Just Lizzy
(SeattleH3)
Mouthful
(Stumptown)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Just Josh
(SeattleH3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(NoBalls)
Stranger Things Inside Me
(Seattle)
Thanks for the Mammaries
(Dead Whores)
Free Ride Zone
(NoBalls)
Hare krotchna
(Dead whores hash)
Boobs-a-lot
(SeattleH3)
I Like It in the Soup Kitchen
(SeattleH3)
Just Brandi
(NoBalls)
Hopalong & Numb Nuts
(WISH3 (disbanded)...)
Virgin Brenna
(Seattle Green Dress)
Juice Box
(DWH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Jessica Strap-It
(RainCity)
Big Yak Pussy Attack
(IWSH3)
Cream Chugger
(SFH3)
Kevin
(Seattle H3)
Squeeze Box
(SeaMon)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Bloody dumper
(CBH3)
Peggi's cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls; Seattleh3)
Cosmo
(Tacoma H3)
Testicles
(Southwest WA HHH)
Just Zak
(SeattleH3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SeattleH3)
Splitt Doggy Dogg
(HSWTFH3)
Just Anna
(SeaMon)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude
(Indyhhh)
Pussy of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Licker
(RainCity)
Vincent Van Ho
(StumpH3)
Captain Crash
(NBH3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls!)
Flaming Hetero, the Sweet Montana Cherry
(Portland Humpin' ...)
Numb Nuts
(WISH3/ Seattle Hash )
Just Kresta
(SeattleH3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
itchy snatchy
(H5)
Just Sheri
(Portland Humpin' ...)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(SeaMon)
LowTempHo
(GiggityH3)
Fucking Crazy
(Seattle H3)
Chaos
(H33)
Just Devin
(SeattleH3)
Just Ayla
(CH3)
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