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Organizers:

NoBalls Dirty Thirty-30th Anniversary

03/30 12:45 PM to 03/30 06:00 PM

A NoBalls Trail

Cost: $30

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

Bimbos and Wankers! Welcome Welcome to a party that is 30 years in the making!

The No Balls kennel was started in March of 1989 and is stronger than ever!
We thank Captain Crash and Dickless Armstrong for starting and keeping this kennel running.

There is custom made hab! A commemorative patch! Beer, wine, boozy punch, jello shots and a taco bar! Because who doesn't like eating out a hot taco.

The 30th anniversary may not be golden, but its pearly, Pearls are the official traditional gift of this anniversary. There's 30 years of love, friendship and unity to celebrate, which is nothing short of impressive.

So cum on down to Ballard to join the bimbos of the No Balls kennel as we celebrate the 30th anniversary of longest running women's only kennel in the USA.

Edited to add: If you're a local Seattle hasher and want to pay cash, reach out to No Balls missmanagement. POTC, Taxi cab and Panty Ho.

If you need additional payment options (ie check) reach out to event organizer.


Your hot mom/sister/coworker, thirst for beer, love for bimbos, your own vessel, hangover from the happy hour the night before.

Location Details

Ballard VFW

2812 NW Market St, Seattle, WA 98107

Taxi cab

No hash hotel, but please reach out to Taxi at waciaytaxicab@gmail.com for crash space hook ups. We're going to do our best to accommodate everyone.


Schedule of Events

The BIMBOS ONLY Dirty Thirty!! (wankers visiting from 300+ miles away can come) Cum celebrate in style as Panty Ho and Kitty Liqueur bring you the 30th Anniversary No Balls trail. Honoring the longest running harriettes-only kennel in the United States, sharing our songs, our style, our classy AF selves – got hashing skirts or dresses? This will be the perfect trail to break those out for!

Where: Maclean Park, 1922 Taylor Avenue N, Seattle WA 98109
Note: Parking is somewhat limited in this neighborhood – carpooling and/or public transportation encouraged! Alternate parking may be found near Trolley Hill Park just a quick amble from start.

When: Wednesday, March 27. Pack at 6:30, hares away at 7
MacClean Park
What to bring: $7 hash cash, IDs, tiaras, cranium lamps, vessels, more moneys ‘cause ya never know where we end up.


Bimbo's Cantina
1013 E Pike Street.
Happy Hour runs from 3-7 PM
People tend to start showing up around 5:00.
Happy hour deals on food and drinks!


At McCoys firehouse Pioneer Sq 173 S Washington St, Seattle, WA 98104
11am, we'll have the restaurant side of the bar. Can come earlier than 11am too.

Near Ferry terminal, Train station, and near'ish to the Bolt bus.


Public Event

See the full list!

142 Hashers came

including:

Panty Ho

Seattle H3
...

12 Pack Rack

(SeattleH3)

Jacket Off

No Name H3
...

We All Cum In A Yellow Taxi Cab

(NoBalls)

Cunterella

Seattle H3
...

Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i

(SeaMon)

Liquor Canoe

(Bellinghamster H3)

Kitty Liqueur

(GiggityH3)

Any-Cock'll-Doo!

(SH3 )

Proxy Tits

(Dead Whores H3)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls!)

Shameless O Marley

(H5)

Dick in a Box

Rain City H3
It's my dick in a box!

Long Cummer

(COH3)

Jizz Luge

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Big Yak Pussy Attack

(IWSH3)

itchy snatchy

(H5)

Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude

(Indyhhh)

Flaming Hetero, the Sweet Montana Cherry

(Portland Humpin' ...)

Cums Up Wet

(NoBalls)

Amelia Airshart

Seattle H3
...

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Immaculate Erection

(SeattleH3)

Iron Prostate

(SHHH)

F/69

NoBalls
...

$5 Fuck-Up

(NoBalls)

Bubbles

(AH3)

Heiney Girl

Washington Wonder Women Hash House Harriers
...

Numb Nuts

(WISH3/ Seattle Hash )

Pussy of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

(NoBalls)

Just Josh

(SeattleH3)

Recycled Virgin

CapitalH3
...

Dilly Lockbox

(NoBalls)

Squeeze Box

(SeaMon)

Jigglytits

EWH3
consent, motherfucker

Where's

(SH3)

Stinkfinger

(Oregon H3)

Virgin Brenna

(Seattle Green Dress)

FuckAble

(HSWTFH3)

Cream Chugger

(SFH3)

Yak Traxxx

Seattle H3
...

Dick n' Chews

(StumpH3)

Hare krotchna

(Dead whores hash)

Chocolate starfish and the hamburglar flavored water

(HSWTFH3)

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(Seattle H3)

Poop! There It Is.

(SeattleH3)

Juice Box

(DWH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(Seattle H3)

Chaos

(H33)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Gaysted

(SWH3)

M.A.D.T.V.

W3H3, HSWTFH3
...

Just Anna

(SeaMon)

Cumming to America

(NoBalls)

LowTempHo

(GiggityH3)

Hellooo Kitty

No Balls H3
...

Just Sheri

(Portland Humpin' ...)

Just Brandi

(NoBalls)

Just Zak

(SeattleH3)

Kevin

(Seattle H3)

Just Hannah

(NoBalls)

Boobs-a-lot

(SeattleH3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Shoe Said Head

HSWTFH3
4 steps to a good time...

Oral Projection

(NoBalls)

Snatch

(Seattle H3)

Shit Face'd

(Bellinghamster H3)

SlapSlapFartSlapSlap

(NoBalls)

Cockeye the Sailor Man

San Diego Hash House Harriers
...

Pin the penis on the honky

(BITCH3)

Valentine's Day Assacre

(HamsterH3)

Hopalong & Numb Nuts

(WISH3 (disbanded)...)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Immaculate Cuntception

(NoBalls)

Testicles

(Southwest WA HHH)

Peggi's cumming down the mountain

(NoBalls; Seattleh3)

Uber Eats Me

Seattle H3
...

Cream Puff

(Vancouver H3)

Splitt Doggy Dogg

(HSWTFH3)

Ice...period

(SeattleH3)

Fucking Crazy

(Seattle H3)

6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!

(WhorevallisH3)

Captain Crash

(NBH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Crackup

(DWH3)

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(SeattleH3)

Pitch 2 Please

(EUGH3)

Juicy Brouhaha

(JaxH3)

Hot Tub Sex Machine

Seattle H3
Let's get naked!!

Shooting Blanks Towards Mecca

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Cosmo

(Tacoma H3)

Stinkfinger

(OregonH3)

Bloody dumper

(CBH3)

Free Ride Zone

(NoBalls)

Vincent Van Ho

(StumpH3)

Daddy’s Alarm Cock

(IWSH3)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Athlete's Twat

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Man Maker

Seattle H3
...

Yellow Dick Road

(Portland Humpin H...)

No Titter

(CH3)

Jessica Strap-It

(RainCity)

Steve Blowjobs

(NoBalls)

Steven

(RainCity)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SeattleH3)

Just Missy

(SeattleH3)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

Just Janette

(NA)

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

(SeaMon)

Just Ayla

(CH3)

Wet Spots

(Dead Whores H3)

Bloody dumper

Coos Bay H3
...

Stranger Things Inside Me

(Seattle)

Just Devin

(SeattleH3)

SUPER Teflon Dong

(SeattleH3)

Shock the Beaver

Portland Humpin Hash House Harriers
...

Licker

(RainCity)

Ass Hopper

Seattle H3
...

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

The Franzi Man Can

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

HoboSexual

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Titty Stardust

Seattle H3
...

Needs A Dick

(AH3)

Just Lizzy

(SeattleH3)

Just Kresta

(SeattleH3)

Snow caps

(HSWTFH3)

Fish

(SeattleH3)

Comes Rarely

(SFH3)

Mount Schwiiinga

(SeattleH3)

I Like It in the Soup Kitchen

(SeattleH3)

Wheaton Whacker

(NoBalls)

Thanks for the Mammaries

(Dead Whores)

DEALT IT, FELT IT, SMELT IT

San Diego Hash House Harriers
MMHCD

Bloody Stool

(Seattle H3)

Mouthful

(Stumptown)