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Organizers:
NoBalls Dirty Thirty-30th Anniversary
03/30 12:45 PM to 03/30 06:00 PM
A NoBalls Trail
Cost: $30
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Bimbos and Wankers! Welcome Welcome to a party that is 30 years in the making!
The No Balls kennel was started in March of 1989 and is stronger than ever!
We thank Captain Crash and Dickless Armstrong for starting and keeping this kennel running.
There is custom made hab! A commemorative patch! Beer, wine, boozy punch, jello shots and a taco bar! Because who doesn't like eating out a hot taco.
The 30th anniversary may not be golden, but its pearly, Pearls are the official traditional gift of this anniversary. There's 30 years of love, friendship and unity to celebrate, which is nothing short of impressive.
So cum on down to Ballard to join the bimbos of the No Balls kennel as we celebrate the 30th anniversary of longest running women's only kennel in the USA.
Edited to add: If you're a local Seattle hasher and want to pay cash, reach out to No Balls missmanagement. POTC, Taxi cab and Panty Ho.
If you need additional payment options (ie check) reach out to event organizer.
Your hot mom/sister/coworker, thirst for beer, love for bimbos, your own vessel, hangover from the happy hour the night before.
Location Details
Schedule of Events
The BIMBOS ONLY Dirty Thirty!! (wankers visiting from 300+ miles away can come) Cum celebrate in style as Panty Ho and Kitty Liqueur bring you the 30th Anniversary No Balls trail. Honoring the longest running harriettes-only kennel in the United States, sharing our songs, our style, our classy AF selves – got hashing skirts or dresses? This will be the perfect trail to break those out for!
Where: Maclean Park, 1922 Taylor Avenue N, Seattle WA 98109
Note: Parking is somewhat limited in this neighborhood – carpooling and/or public transportation encouraged! Alternate parking may be found near Trolley Hill Park just a quick amble from start.
When: Wednesday, March 27. Pack at 6:30, hares away at 7
MacClean Park
What to bring: $7 hash cash, IDs, tiaras, cranium lamps, vessels, more moneys ‘cause ya never know where we end up.
Bimbo's Cantina
1013 E Pike Street.
Happy Hour runs from 3-7 PM
People tend to start showing up around 5:00.
Happy hour deals on food and drinks!
At McCoys firehouse Pioneer Sq 173 S Washington St, Seattle, WA 98104
11am, we'll have the restaurant side of the bar. Can come earlier than 11am too.
Near Ferry terminal, Train station, and near'ish to the Bolt bus.
Public Event
including:
Cream Puff
(Vancouver H3)
Immaculate Cuntception
(NoBalls)
Wet Spots
(Dead Whores H3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(SeaMon)
Yellow Dick Road
(Portland Humpin H...)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
I Like It in the Soup Kitchen
(SeattleH3)
Liquor Canoe
(Bellinghamster H3)
Just Missy
(SeattleH3)
Snow caps
(HSWTFH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Flaming Hetero, the Sweet Montana Cherry
(Portland Humpin' ...)
Poop! There It Is.
(SeattleH3)
Captain Crash
(NBH3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SeattleH3)
Proxy Tits
(Dead Whores H3)
Shit Face'd
(Bellinghamster H3)
Bloody dumper
(CBH3)
Cosmo
(Tacoma H3)
Licker
(RainCity)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Mount Schwiiinga
(SeattleH3)
Needs A Dick
(AH3)
Stranger Things Inside Me
(Seattle)
Just Kresta
(SeattleH3)
Big Yak Pussy Attack
(IWSH3)
Dilly Lockbox
(NoBalls)
Steve Blowjobs
(NoBalls)
Stinkfinger
(OregonH3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Free Ride Zone
(NoBalls)
12 Pack Rack
(SeattleH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude
(Indyhhh)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls!)
Just Anna
(SeaMon)
Splitt Doggy Dogg
(HSWTFH3)
Valentine's Day Assacre
(HamsterH3)
Just Brandi
(NoBalls)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
(SeaMon)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Jessica Strap-It
(RainCity)
LowTempHo
(GiggityH3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Snatch
(Seattle H3)
Just Devin
(SeattleH3)
Hare krotchna
(Dead whores hash)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Cums Up Wet
(NoBalls)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Just Lizzy
(SeattleH3)
Pussy of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Boobs-a-lot
(SeattleH3)
Testicles
(Southwest WA HHH)
Gaysted
(SWH3)
Juicy Brouhaha
(JaxH3)
Fucking Crazy
(Seattle H3)
Iron Prostate
(SHHH)
Peggi's cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls; Seattleh3)
Just Zak
(SeattleH3)
Numb Nuts
(WISH3/ Seattle Hash )
Virgin Brenna
(Seattle Green Dress)
Where's
(SH3)
Just Ayla
(CH3)
Squeeze Box
(SeaMon)
Shameless O Marley
(H5)
Mouthful
(Stumptown)
Bubbles
(AH3)
FuckAble
(HSWTFH3)
Just Sheri
(Portland Humpin' ...)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Daddy’s Alarm Cock
(IWSH3)
Fish
(SeattleH3)
Bloody Stool
(Seattle H3)
Pitch 2 Please
(EUGH3)
Kevin
(Seattle H3)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Oral Projection
(NoBalls)
Juice Box
(DWH3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Chocolate starfish and the hamburglar flavored water
(HSWTFH3)
Thanks for the Mammaries
(Dead Whores)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
$5 Fuck-Up
(NoBalls)
Pin the penis on the honky
(BITCH3)
Kitty Liqueur
(GiggityH3)
Vincent Van Ho
(StumpH3)
Any-Cock'll-Doo!
(SH3 )
Long Cummer
(COH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(WhorevallisH3)
Ice...period
(SeattleH3)
We All Cum In A Yellow Taxi Cab
(NoBalls)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
SlapSlapFartSlapSlap
(NoBalls)
Dick n' Chews
(StumpH3)
No Titter
(CH3)
Crackup
(DWH3)
itchy snatchy
(H5)
Cream Chugger
(SFH3)
Immaculate Erection
(SeattleH3)
Just Janette
(NA)
Hopalong & Numb Nuts
(WISH3 (disbanded)...)
Just Josh
(SeattleH3)
Chaos
(H33)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(SeattleH3)
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