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Organizers:
NoBalls Dirty Thirty-30th Anniversary
03/30 12:45 PM to 03/30 06:00 PM
A NoBalls Trail
Cost: $30
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Bimbos and Wankers! Welcome Welcome to a party that is 30 years in the making!
The No Balls kennel was started in March of 1989 and is stronger than ever!
We thank Captain Crash and Dickless Armstrong for starting and keeping this kennel running.
There is custom made hab! A commemorative patch! Beer, wine, boozy punch, jello shots and a taco bar! Because who doesn't like eating out a hot taco.
The 30th anniversary may not be golden, but its pearly, Pearls are the official traditional gift of this anniversary. There's 30 years of love, friendship and unity to celebrate, which is nothing short of impressive.
So cum on down to Ballard to join the bimbos of the No Balls kennel as we celebrate the 30th anniversary of longest running women's only kennel in the USA.
Edited to add: If you're a local Seattle hasher and want to pay cash, reach out to No Balls missmanagement. POTC, Taxi cab and Panty Ho.
If you need additional payment options (ie check) reach out to event organizer.
Your hot mom/sister/coworker, thirst for beer, love for bimbos, your own vessel, hangover from the happy hour the night before.
Location Details
Schedule of Events
The BIMBOS ONLY Dirty Thirty!! (wankers visiting from 300+ miles away can come) Cum celebrate in style as Panty Ho and Kitty Liqueur bring you the 30th Anniversary No Balls trail. Honoring the longest running harriettes-only kennel in the United States, sharing our songs, our style, our classy AF selves – got hashing skirts or dresses? This will be the perfect trail to break those out for!
Where: Maclean Park, 1922 Taylor Avenue N, Seattle WA 98109
Note: Parking is somewhat limited in this neighborhood – carpooling and/or public transportation encouraged! Alternate parking may be found near Trolley Hill Park just a quick amble from start.
When: Wednesday, March 27. Pack at 6:30, hares away at 7
MacClean Park
What to bring: $7 hash cash, IDs, tiaras, cranium lamps, vessels, more moneys ‘cause ya never know where we end up.
Bimbo's Cantina
1013 E Pike Street.
Happy Hour runs from 3-7 PM
People tend to start showing up around 5:00.
Happy hour deals on food and drinks!
At McCoys firehouse Pioneer Sq 173 S Washington St, Seattle, WA 98104
11am, we'll have the restaurant side of the bar. Can come earlier than 11am too.
Near Ferry terminal, Train station, and near'ish to the Bolt bus.
Public Event
including:
Valentine's Day Assacre
(HamsterH3)
Immaculate Erection
(SeattleH3)
Kitty Liqueur
(GiggityH3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Pin the penis on the honky
(BITCH3)
Yellow Dick Road
(Portland Humpin H...)
Juicy Brouhaha
(JaxH3)
Chaos
(H33)
Just Lizzy
(SeattleH3)
Stranger Things Inside Me
(Seattle)
Gaysted
(SWH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Thanks for the Mammaries
(Dead Whores)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Immaculate Cuntception
(NoBalls)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Kevin
(Seattle H3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Just Kresta
(SeattleH3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls!)
Needs A Dick
(AH3)
Cums Up Wet
(NoBalls)
Just Devin
(SeattleH3)
Licker
(RainCity)
Hare krotchna
(Dead whores hash)
Oral Projection
(NoBalls)
Crackup
(DWH3)
Just Janette
(NA)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(SeattleH3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Just Sheri
(Portland Humpin' ...)
Iron Prostate
(SHHH)
Dick n' Chews
(StumpH3)
Any-Cock'll-Doo!
(SH3 )
Bloody dumper
(CBH3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Just Missy
(SeattleH3)
Bubbles
(AH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(SeaMon)
Cream Chugger
(SFH3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SeattleH3)
Big Yak Pussy Attack
(IWSH3)
Steve Blowjobs
(NoBalls)
Snatch
(Seattle H3)
Captain Crash
(NBH3)
Cream Puff
(Vancouver H3)
Stinkfinger
(OregonH3)
Cosmo
(Tacoma H3)
I Like It in the Soup Kitchen
(SeattleH3)
Daddy’s Alarm Cock
(IWSH3)
Numb Nuts
(WISH3/ Seattle Hash )
12 Pack Rack
(SeattleH3)
FuckAble
(HSWTFH3)
SlapSlapFartSlapSlap
(NoBalls)
Shit Face'd
(Bellinghamster H3)
itchy snatchy
(H5)
Just Ayla
(CH3)
LowTempHo
(GiggityH3)
Juice Box
(DWH3)
Just Zak
(SeattleH3)
Just Josh
(SeattleH3)
Fish
(SeattleH3)
Dilly Lockbox
(NoBalls)
Snow caps
(HSWTFH3)
Flaming Hetero, the Sweet Montana Cherry
(Portland Humpin' ...)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Virgin Brenna
(Seattle Green Dress)
Just Brandi
(NoBalls)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
(SeaMon)
No Titter
(CH3)
Splitt Doggy Dogg
(HSWTFH3)
We All Cum In A Yellow Taxi Cab
(NoBalls)
Boobs-a-lot
(SeattleH3)
Where's
(SH3)
$5 Fuck-Up
(NoBalls)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Shameless O Marley
(H5)
Jessica Strap-It
(RainCity)
Fucking Crazy
(Seattle H3)
Poop! There It Is.
(SeattleH3)
Proxy Tits
(Dead Whores H3)
Chocolate starfish and the hamburglar flavored water
(HSWTFH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(EUGH3)
Mount Schwiiinga
(SeattleH3)
Bloody Stool
(Seattle H3)
Hopalong & Numb Nuts
(WISH3 (disbanded)...)
Testicles
(Southwest WA HHH)
Just Anna
(SeaMon)
Free Ride Zone
(NoBalls)
Squeeze Box
(SeaMon)
Pussy of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Peggi's cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls; Seattleh3)
Ice...period
(SeattleH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(WhorevallisH3)
Mouthful
(Stumptown)
Long Cummer
(COH3)
Liquor Canoe
(Bellinghamster H3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude
(Indyhhh)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Wet Spots
(Dead Whores H3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Vincent Van Ho
(StumpH3)
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