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Organizers:
NoBalls Dirty Thirty-30th Anniversary
03/30 12:45 PM to 03/30 06:00 PM
A NoBalls Trail
Cost: $30
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Bimbos and Wankers! Welcome Welcome to a party that is 30 years in the making!
The No Balls kennel was started in March of 1989 and is stronger than ever!
We thank Captain Crash and Dickless Armstrong for starting and keeping this kennel running.
There is custom made hab! A commemorative patch! Beer, wine, boozy punch, jello shots and a taco bar! Because who doesn't like eating out a hot taco.
The 30th anniversary may not be golden, but its pearly, Pearls are the official traditional gift of this anniversary. There's 30 years of love, friendship and unity to celebrate, which is nothing short of impressive.
So cum on down to Ballard to join the bimbos of the No Balls kennel as we celebrate the 30th anniversary of longest running women's only kennel in the USA.
Edited to add: If you're a local Seattle hasher and want to pay cash, reach out to No Balls missmanagement. POTC, Taxi cab and Panty Ho.
If you need additional payment options (ie check) reach out to event organizer.
Your hot mom/sister/coworker, thirst for beer, love for bimbos, your own vessel, hangover from the happy hour the night before.
Location Details
Schedule of Events
The BIMBOS ONLY Dirty Thirty!! (wankers visiting from 300+ miles away can come) Cum celebrate in style as Panty Ho and Kitty Liqueur bring you the 30th Anniversary No Balls trail. Honoring the longest running harriettes-only kennel in the United States, sharing our songs, our style, our classy AF selves – got hashing skirts or dresses? This will be the perfect trail to break those out for!
Where: Maclean Park, 1922 Taylor Avenue N, Seattle WA 98109
Note: Parking is somewhat limited in this neighborhood – carpooling and/or public transportation encouraged! Alternate parking may be found near Trolley Hill Park just a quick amble from start.
When: Wednesday, March 27. Pack at 6:30, hares away at 7
MacClean Park
What to bring: $7 hash cash, IDs, tiaras, cranium lamps, vessels, more moneys ‘cause ya never know where we end up.
Bimbo's Cantina
1013 E Pike Street.
Happy Hour runs from 3-7 PM
People tend to start showing up around 5:00.
Happy hour deals on food and drinks!
At McCoys firehouse Pioneer Sq 173 S Washington St, Seattle, WA 98104
11am, we'll have the restaurant side of the bar. Can come earlier than 11am too.
Near Ferry terminal, Train station, and near'ish to the Bolt bus.
Public Event
including:
Stranger Things Inside Me
(Seattle)
Pitch 2 Please
(EUGH3)
No Titter
(CH3)
Just Lizzy
(SeattleH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Juice Box
(DWH3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls!)
Fucking Crazy
(Seattle H3)
Oral Projection
(NoBalls)
Bloody dumper
(CBH3)
Steven
(RainCity)
Pussy of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude
(Indyhhh)
Needs A Dick
(AH3)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Immaculate Erection
(SeattleH3)
Cream Chugger
(SFH3)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Shit Face'd
(Bellinghamster H3)
Testicles
(Southwest WA HHH)
Boobs-a-lot
(SeattleH3)
Hopalong & Numb Nuts
(WISH3 (disbanded)...)
Mouthful
(Stumptown)
Fish
(SeattleH3)
Proxy Tits
(Dead Whores H3)
FuckAble
(HSWTFH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Valentine's Day Assacre
(HamsterH3)
Pin the penis on the honky
(BITCH3)
Bloody Stool
(Seattle H3)
Numb Nuts
(WISH3/ Seattle Hash )
Just Brandi
(NoBalls)
Bubbles
(AH3)
Just Devin
(SeattleH3)
Stinkfinger
(OregonH3)
Just Sheri
(Portland Humpin' ...)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Peggi's cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls; Seattleh3)
Squeeze Box
(SeaMon)
Where's
(SH3)
Shameless O Marley
(H5)
Ice...period
(SeattleH3)
Licker
(RainCity)
Jessica Strap-It
(RainCity)
Chocolate starfish and the hamburglar flavored water
(HSWTFH3)
Long Cummer
(COH3)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Virgin Brenna
(Seattle Green Dress)
Juicy Brouhaha
(JaxH3)
Daddy’s Alarm Cock
(IWSH3)
Flaming Hetero, the Sweet Montana Cherry
(Portland Humpin' ...)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Hare krotchna
(Dead whores hash)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SeattleH3)
Yellow Dick Road
(Portland Humpin H...)
Iron Prostate
(SHHH)
Just Ayla
(CH3)
Snow caps
(HSWTFH3)
Big Yak Pussy Attack
(IWSH3)
Chaos
(H33)
Snatch
(Seattle H3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(WhorevallisH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
Just Anna
(SeaMon)
Just Janette
(NA)
12 Pack Rack
(SeattleH3)
Dick n' Chews
(StumpH3)
Captain Crash
(NBH3)
Poop! There It Is.
(SeattleH3)
Cream Puff
(Vancouver H3)
Just Kresta
(SeattleH3)
Vincent Van Ho
(StumpH3)
Just Zak
(SeattleH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
(SeaMon)
Immaculate Cuntception
(NoBalls)
Splitt Doggy Dogg
(HSWTFH3)
LowTempHo
(GiggityH3)
Cums Up Wet
(NoBalls)
Crackup
(DWH3)
Kevin
(Seattle H3)
Dilly Lockbox
(NoBalls)
Thanks for the Mammaries
(Dead Whores)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
We All Cum In A Yellow Taxi Cab
(NoBalls)
Any-Cock'll-Doo!
(SH3 )
Cosmo
(Tacoma H3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
Just Missy
(SeattleH3)
Gaysted
(SWH3)
SlapSlapFartSlapSlap
(NoBalls)
Wet Spots
(Dead Whores H3)
I Like It in the Soup Kitchen
(SeattleH3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(SeaMon)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Just Josh
(SeattleH3)
Mount Schwiiinga
(SeattleH3)
Kitty Liqueur
(GiggityH3)
Steve Blowjobs
(NoBalls)
Free Ride Zone
(NoBalls)
Liquor Canoe
(Bellinghamster H3)
$5 Fuck-Up
(NoBalls)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(SeattleH3)
itchy snatchy
(H5)
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