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Organizers:
NoBalls Dirty Thirty-30th Anniversary
03/30 12:45 PM to 03/30 06:00 PM
A NoBalls Trail
Cost: $30
Hare(s):
TBA
Shiggy:
Bimbos and Wankers! Welcome Welcome to a party that is 30 years in the making!
The No Balls kennel was started in March of 1989 and is stronger than ever!
We thank Captain Crash and Dickless Armstrong for starting and keeping this kennel running.
There is custom made hab! A commemorative patch! Beer, wine, boozy punch, jello shots and a taco bar! Because who doesn't like eating out a hot taco.
The 30th anniversary may not be golden, but its pearly, Pearls are the official traditional gift of this anniversary. There's 30 years of love, friendship and unity to celebrate, which is nothing short of impressive.
So cum on down to Ballard to join the bimbos of the No Balls kennel as we celebrate the 30th anniversary of longest running women's only kennel in the USA.
Edited to add: If you're a local Seattle hasher and want to pay cash, reach out to No Balls missmanagement. POTC, Taxi cab and Panty Ho.
If you need additional payment options (ie check) reach out to event organizer.
Your hot mom/sister/coworker, thirst for beer, love for bimbos, your own vessel, hangover from the happy hour the night before.
Location Details
Schedule of Events
The BIMBOS ONLY Dirty Thirty!! (wankers visiting from 300+ miles away can come) Cum celebrate in style as Panty Ho and Kitty Liqueur bring you the 30th Anniversary No Balls trail. Honoring the longest running harriettes-only kennel in the United States, sharing our songs, our style, our classy AF selves – got hashing skirts or dresses? This will be the perfect trail to break those out for!
Where: Maclean Park, 1922 Taylor Avenue N, Seattle WA 98109
Note: Parking is somewhat limited in this neighborhood – carpooling and/or public transportation encouraged! Alternate parking may be found near Trolley Hill Park just a quick amble from start.
When: Wednesday, March 27. Pack at 6:30, hares away at 7
MacClean Park
What to bring: $7 hash cash, IDs, tiaras, cranium lamps, vessels, more moneys ‘cause ya never know where we end up.
Bimbo's Cantina
1013 E Pike Street.
Happy Hour runs from 3-7 PM
People tend to start showing up around 5:00.
Happy hour deals on food and drinks!
At McCoys firehouse Pioneer Sq 173 S Washington St, Seattle, WA 98104
11am, we'll have the restaurant side of the bar. Can come earlier than 11am too.
Near Ferry terminal, Train station, and near'ish to the Bolt bus.
Public Event
including:
Immaculate Cuntception
(NoBalls)
Daddy’s Alarm Cock
(IWSH3)
Liquor Canoe
(Bellinghamster H3)
Yellow Dick Road
(Portland Humpin H...)
Just Kresta
(SeattleH3)
SlapSlapFartSlapSlap
(NoBalls)
Just Missy
(SeattleH3)
Squeeze Box
(SeaMon)
Immaculate Erection
(SeattleH3)
Nice Poleish Girl
(Seattle H3)
Cream Puff
(Vancouver H3)
Snow caps
(HSWTFH3)
Kitty Liqueur
(GiggityH3)
itchy snatchy
(H5)
Chocolate starfish and the hamburglar flavored water
(HSWTFH3)
Comes Rarely
(SFH3)
Just Sheri
(Portland Humpin' ...)
Just Anna
(SeaMon)
Valentine's Day Assacre
(HamsterH3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Skeet Fighter Turbo
(SeattleH3)
Nocturnal Firework Hash Na卍i
(SeaMon)
Shit Face'd
(Bellinghamster H3)
LowTempHo
(GiggityH3)
Boobs-a-lot
(SeattleH3)
FuckAble
(HSWTFH3)
Just Ayla
(CH3)
Juicy Brouhaha
(JaxH3)
Poop! There It Is.
(SeattleH3)
Jessica Strap-It
(RainCity)
Cosmo
(Tacoma H3)
Numb Nuts
(WISH3/ Seattle Hash )
Just Zak
(SeattleH3)
Mount Schwiiinga
(SeattleH3)
Needs A Dick
(AH3)
Bloody Stool
(Seattle H3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Splitt Doggy Dogg
(HSWTFH3)
Mouthful
(Stumptown)
Testicles
(Southwest WA HHH)
Fucking Crazy
(Seattle H3)
Bloody dumper
(CBH3)
Mary Had A Little Clam
(HSWTFH3)
One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
(SeattleH3)
Dilly Lockbox
(NoBalls)
Free Ride Zone
(NoBalls)
Long Cummer
(COH3)
Just Lizzy
(SeattleH3)
Just Hannah
(NoBalls)
We All Cum In A Yellow Taxi Cab
(NoBalls)
Hickory Dickory Cock
(SeattleH3)
Steven
(RainCity)
No Titter
(CH3)
6 of 9 You Will Be AssMutilated!
(WhorevallisH3)
Big Yak Pussy Attack
(IWSH3)
Never Plow
(NoBalls)
Sucks the Dick/Shoots the Dude
(Indyhhh)
Licker
(RainCity)
Wheaton Whacker
(NoBalls)
Any-Cock'll-Doo!
(SH3 )
Shameless O Marley
(H5)
Juice Box
(DWH3)
12 Pack Rack
(SeattleH3)
Peggi's cumming down the mountain
(NoBalls; Seattleh3)
Game Ovary
(SeattleH3)
Fish
(SeattleH3)
Iron Prostate
(SHHH)
Thanks for the Mammaries
(Dead Whores)
Pussy of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace
(NoBalls)
Dental Daaayamn
(SeattleH3)
Kevin
(Seattle H3)
Flaming Hetero, the Sweet Montana Cherry
(Portland Humpin' ...)
Snatch
(Seattle H3)
Crackup
(DWH3)
Oral Projection
(NoBalls)
Just Brandi
(NoBalls)
SUPER Teflon Dong
(SeattleH3)
Vincent Van Ho
(StumpH3)
Just Devin
(SeattleH3)
Cums Up Wet
(NoBalls)
Dick n' Chews
(StumpH3)
Hopalong & Numb Nuts
(WISH3 (disbanded)...)
Captain Crash
(NBH3)
$5 Fuck-Up
(NoBalls)
Steve Blowjobs
(NoBalls)
Just Janette
(NA)
Ice...period
(SeattleH3)
Dickless Armstrong
(No Balls!)
Wet Spots
(Dead Whores H3)
Gaysted
(SWH3)
Stinkfinger
(OregonH3)
Bubbles
(AH3)
Virgin Brenna
(Seattle Green Dress)
Snuggle Bunny
(Seattle H3)
Something Furry This Way Cums
(SeattleH3)
Shackless!!!
(SeaMon)
Stranger Things Inside Me
(Seattle)
Just Josh
(SeattleH3)
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
(SeaMon)
I Like It in the Soup Kitchen
(SeattleH3)
Chaos
(H33)
Cream Chugger
(SFH3)
Proxy Tits
(Dead Whores H3)
Where's
(SH3)
Pitch 2 Please
(EUGH3)
Pin the penis on the honky
(BITCH3)
Hare krotchna
(Dead whores hash)
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