Bimbos and Wankers! Welcome Welcome to a party that is 30 years in the making!
The No Balls kennel was started in March of 1989 and is stronger than ever!
We thank Captain Crash and Dickless Armstrong for starting and keeping this kennel running.
There is custom made hab! A commemorative patch! Beer, wine, boozy punch, jello shots and a taco bar! Because who doesn't like eating out a hot taco.
The 30th anniversary may not be golden, but its pearly, Pearls are the official traditional gift of this anniversary. There's 30 years of love, friendship and unity to celebrate, which is nothing short of impressive.
So cum on down to Ballard to join the bimbos of the No Balls kennel as we celebrate the 30th anniversary of longest running women's only kennel in the USA.
Edited to add: If you're a local Seattle hasher and want to pay cash, reach out to No Balls missmanagement. POTC, Taxi cab and Panty Ho.
If you need additional payment options (ie check) reach out to event organizer.
Your hot mom/sister/coworker, thirst for beer, love for bimbos, your own vessel, hangover from the happy hour the night before.
The BIMBOS ONLY Dirty Thirty!! (wankers visiting from 300+ miles away can come) Cum celebrate in style as Panty Ho and Kitty Liqueur bring you the 30th Anniversary No Balls trail. Honoring the longest running harriettes-only kennel in the United States, sharing our songs, our style, our classy AF selves – got hashing skirts or dresses? This will be the perfect trail to break those out for!
Where: Maclean Park, 1922 Taylor Avenue N, Seattle WA 98109
Note: Parking is somewhat limited in this neighborhood – carpooling and/or public transportation encouraged! Alternate parking may be found near Trolley Hill Park just a quick amble from start.
When: Wednesday, March 27. Pack at 6:30, hares away at 7
What to bring: $7 hash cash, IDs, tiaras, cranium lamps, vessels, more moneys ‘cause ya never know where we end up.
1013 E Pike Street.
Happy Hour runs from 3-7 PM
People tend to start showing up around 5:00.
Happy hour deals on food and drinks!
At McCoys firehouse Pioneer Sq 173 S Washington St, Seattle, WA 98104
11am, we'll have the restaurant side of the bar. Can come earlier than 11am too.
Near Ferry terminal, Train station, and near'ish to the Bolt bus.