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NoBalls Comic-con Cross Dress Hash

10/29 06:00 PM

A NoBalls Trail

Cost: $30

Hare(s):

TBA

Shiggy:

TBA

What do you get when you mix Comic-Con with a Cross Dress hash plus a 900th Trail?

A Fantastic, incredible, holy hellfire shit, crazy event and I'm going to tell you all about it motherfucker!

A 3 day event of shenanigans like you've never seen before.
Starting things off with a pay as you go pub crawl:
Georgetown!
Theme: Orange is the new Black. Georgetown 6pm - Georgetown playfield
$5 hash cash gets you a circle beer and a South Sound shark tooth

Saturday is our main event! Old Pequilar Ballard - Noon Come as your favorite sci-fi/comic-con character..
Masks to conceal your identity not only awesome, but encouraged!

Will you be a Red shirt? Maybe an Ood? Captain America? The Hulk! Or maybe Mystique? Sailor Moon? Han Solo? Who ever you come as you're gonna look great!

Sunday is our "mini" Red Dress hangover hash (Thomas st overpass/Elliott ave near the rocks sculpture by the water ) but downtown ending near the ferry for those who want to attend HSWTF Halloween trail. Hash cash 7'ish (Bloody Marys/Red mimosas/etc) Appx 1.1 miles

More details as we come up with them, stay tuned!
You must be vaccinated to attend this event
Event is capping at 100 hashers. There will be no wait list.

*EDIT: if you're having trouble following the link to paypal, open a browser and use bwehmeyer36@gmail.com. Include in your payment your hash name, so i can connect them here. *


Comic-Con/Sci Fi

Start Location Details

Old Pequliar (Park on the street/side streets, not in their lot)

1722 NW Market St

Schedule of Events

Theme: Orange is the New Black
Come out to start the celebration of Seattle 900 with South Sound H3 hosting the pub crawl Friday, 29 Oct 2021!
hash cash $5
Georgetown playfield 6:30 Hares away 7pm


Start at Old Pequliar in Ballard at noon.


West Thomas Street Pedestrian and Bicycle Overpass Project
Its Halloween, and we're all hungover from the SH3/Cross Dress from the night before.
So, come down to the park for some bloody marys/red mimosas maybe donuts, maybe bacon.
We'll be at the end of the pedestrian bridge next to the sneaky rock sculpture.
Wanna wear a red dress? Sure, still in your costume from the night before, that's good.
This will be a super mini red dress "run" ok, walk.
Here's some important info: start 10:30
Hare and pack away at 11:15, why so specific, you're asking yourself.
Well, the goal is for people who want to ferry over to Bremerton for their Halloween pub crawl, that ferry leaves at 12:20.
End circle location is a 12 minute walk to the ferry terminal.
Anyone who doesnt want to ferry, we can stumble to a pub for brunch.
Hash cash $7?


Public Event

See the full list!

100 Hashers came

including:

Whorenado

(LILH3)

Mary Had A Little Clam

(HSWTFH3)

Iron Prostate

(SeattleH3)

Man Maker

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Dances with Balls

Holy Shit! What the Fuck? H3
...

Just Jenny

(wGASH3)

Nice Poleish Girl

(SeattleH3)

Mountain Tops & Bottoms

(SeattleH3)

Just John

(SLOH3)

The Perfect Woman

(SeaMon)

Size matters

(MiamiH3)

Silent But Snatchy

(SSH3)

Well Actually

(SH3)

Snuggle Bunny

(SeattleH3)

NFN Deanna

(HSWTFH3)

My Li'l Cock'll Do

(SeattleH3)

Just Bill

(SH3)

Potc's friend Jake

(SeattleH3)

Wasted Rubber

(NoBalls)

Game Ovary

(SeattleH3)

Sometimes We Eat It, Pew Pew!!

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Menstrual Casserole

No Balls H3
...

Titty Stardust

RainCity
...

Winner Winner Dildo Dinner

CRapids Hash House Harriers
...

Whoreder Recorder

(HamsterH3)

Daisy Chain

(EWH3)

Disco Ass

(STLH3)

War and Peace Of Shit

(AlohaH3)

Latter Day Stroker

(SH3)

$5 Fuck-Up

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

It's Still Stained

(HankH3)

Cunterella

Seattle Hash House Harriers
...

Valentine's Day Assacre

(Bellinghamster H3)

Just Regan

(NoBalls)

F/69

Huachuca H3
...

Turkey Noise

(HamsterH3)

Ballsacajewea

Bellinghamster Hash House Harriers
Got Average Dick Energy?

We All Cum in a Yellow Taxi Cab

(SeattleH3)

Deporta-Potty

(SeaMon)

Just Nick

(HamsterH3)

Dewey Sexual System

Big Hump H3
...

Skeet Fighter Turbo

(Sh3)

Just Darren

(SeattleH3)

Just Allyson

(SeattleH3)

One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker

(SeattleH3)

Pirates Dream

(SSH3)

Head Mistress

(KAW! H3)

Cougar Rican

SeaMon H3
Your best friend

Street Gravy

(SeattleH3)

Bloody Stool

(NBH3)

Splish Splash

(HamsterH3)

Dick Shank Redemption

(SeaMon)

Steven

(RainCity)

Half Eaten Taco

(NoBalls)

Virgin Rosalie

(No kennel yet)

Liquor Canoe

(HamsterH3)

Oh What A Feeling

(AlohaH3)

Amerigo Vespoogie

(SeaMon)

Abandon Bitch

(SeaMon)

Just Jon

(SeaMon)

Dickless Armstrong

(No Balls, NoBalls)

Shackless!!!

(SeaMon)

Ich Liebe Dick

(HSWTFH3)

PotC: TCotBPN

No Balls H3
...

Hickory Dickory Cock

(SeattleH3)

Dirty MF

(SSH3)

Cautious Prick

(SeaMon)

Sgt Shit Show

(NorthboroH3)

I Like It In the Soup Kitchen

(Seattle H3)

Pussy Juice Pussy Juice Pussy Juice

(NoBalls)

Yak Traxxx

(SeattleH3)

Something Furry This Way Cums

(SH3)

Panty Ho

No Balls H3
...

Just Tyson

(SeattleH3)

The Franzi Man Can

(HSWTFH3)

Unhinged

SeattleH3
...

SUPER Teflon Dong

Who Gives A Sh*t Hash House Harriers
Rage.

Jewkkake the Kosher Cock

(SeattleH3)

0 to Kink in 69 seconds

Puget Sound H3
...

Conch Cocktale

SeaMon H3
Conch, as in "kaangk"

Orgy Cycle

(SH3)

Shit Face'd

(HamsterH3)

Never Plow

(NoBalls)

Dental Daaayamn

(SeattleH3)

My Little Penis

SeaMon H3
...

Show Me Your Dick

(SeaMon)

Chewcaca

(SSH3)

Just Chris

(HamsterH3)

Don't Touch MeDic

(something)

Peggi’s cumming down the mountain

(NBH5)

Cumming to America

(MBH3)

Zapato Dijo Cabeza

(The Holy Shit! Wh...)

12 Pack Rack

(SeattleH3)

Butholes of Rum/Dusty Jizz

( )

Poop! There It Is

(TacomaH3)