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Host Kennel:

Organizers:

Cock A Thong

MVH3

The difference between an adventure and an ordeal is attitude.

MVH3 White Elephant 2023

12/09 10:00 AM

A MVH3 Trail

Cost: $33

Hare(s):

Your MVH3 MisMan

Shiggy:

TBA

It’s a pajama party! Deck your balls, trim your bushes and bring out your bad Santa PJs for our annual White Elephant trail! 
We want to cozy up and kick off the merriment in our finest onesie, lingerie, or matching PJ sets.

$40 after midnight Dec. 4 and at the door
$33.69
$15.69 for age 10-18
$5.69 for age 9 and younger
(Venmo must be sent to CAT at @Connie-B. Send only as friends/family to avoid fees! If you need other payment options, email me at ConnieUGA@gmail.com)

Join us for the notorious MVH3 White Elephant extravaganza! (Well, maybe more “extra” than vaganza). Mark your calendars and pay your rego for what’s always a really great day!

What’s included?
- 10am Trail
- Private penthouse party space
- Lunch (Chipotle bowls!)
- Desserts
- Good beer, seltzer, wine, egg nog, other fun stuff
- Gift exchange. Bring a gift (up to $25).

Rego by Dec 3rd for guaranteed gimme 



Location Details

Meridian at Braddock

1200 First St, Alexandria, VA

Meridian at Braddock penthouse club room (access requires key card so stuck together!)

Public Event

See the full list!

70 Hashers came

including:

Cooter Pooter

(MVH3)

Octopussy

White House H3
...

Seizures Phallus

(EWH3)

Sister on Top

(OTH4)

VAGINA

Mount Vernon H3
If you really wanna ge...

Made in Germany

(MVH3)

Alaskan Crap Legs

(SHIT)

Spitz.cum

DC Road Whores
...

War & Piece of Ass

(WH4)

EGO

(AlohaH3)

TWOS

(HangoverH3)

Unholy Nipples

(MVH3)

Tampon-on

(Mvh3)

Guano loco

(MVH3)

Quick drawers

(MVH3)

Knocked Up

HangoverH3
2006 Aloha H3 hareball...

Black cock blocker

(Mount Vernon H3)

Motorboat

(Wild and Wonderfu...)

Grinding Nemo

Wild and Wonderful Wednesday Hash House Harriers
...

Trash Bag Coochie

(MVH3)

Princess Albert

(MVH3)

Hands Solo

(MVH3)

Tooth Fairy

(MVH3)

dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

American Half Ass

(MVH3)

Cock A Thong

Mount Vernon H3
The difference between...

Whore da Sexual

(H-5)

Straight in the Navy

Hangover Hash House Harriers
...

Pebbles

(Mvh3)

Bumspringa

(EWH3)

Michael F'ing Vick

(MVH3)

Wookin Pa Nub

DC Red Dress Run
...

Hand 2 Hand Cumbat

DC Red Tent Hash House Harriettes
...

Pork n Mindy

(Mvh3)

Blackout Mount

(SHIT)

Flying Burito

(MVH3)

Foot and mouth

(MVH3)

Blows the Hammer

(OTH4)

Dyke Tyson

Mount Vernon H3
...

SOL

(MVH3)

French Toasted

(MVH3)

Herpiclies

So Happy It's Tuesday
I cant find my Toga

Sorest Rump

(SHIT)

Full Metal Balls

(MVH3)

IUD Me

(MVH3)

Apparently Pregnant

(WH4)

For Unlawful Car-nal Knowledge

Wild and Wonderful Wednesday Hash House Harriers
...

Amie Rowland

(DCH4)

Juan in a Million

(MVH3)

Rockfish

(MVH3)

Saigon Sally

(MVH3)

Marathon Meth Man

(MVH3)

3 Licks

(MVH3)

Just-Tristan

(Mvh3)

Hot Tub Slime Machine

Wild and Wonderful Wednesday Hash House Harriers
...

Camo Sutra

Hangover Hash House Harriers
Today I shall be witty...

Hybred

(MVH3)

Guernsey Gripper

Mount Vernon H3
...

Sister Slayer

(RenoH3)

Friendly Thighs

(MVH3)

Bronco Buster

(MVH3)

Had in Virgina

(MVH3)

Slurpee

(MVH3)

Sweet Baby Jesus

(MVH3)

Greenpiece of Ass

(MVH3)

Pram Bam thank you Ma’am

(MVH3)

dual airbags

(MVH3)

GutterBalls

(MVH3)