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Organizers:

Cock A Thong

MVH3

The difference between an adventure and an ordeal is attitude.

MVH3 White Elephant 2023

12/09 10:00 AM

A MVH3 Trail

Cost: $33

Hare(s):

Your MVH3 MisMan

Shiggy:

TBA

It’s a pajama party! Deck your balls, trim your bushes and bring out your bad Santa PJs for our annual White Elephant trail! 
We want to cozy up and kick off the merriment in our finest onesie, lingerie, or matching PJ sets.

$40 after midnight Dec. 4 and at the door
$33.69
$15.69 for age 10-18
$5.69 for age 9 and younger
(Venmo must be sent to CAT at @Connie-B. Send only as friends/family to avoid fees! If you need other payment options, email me at ConnieUGA@gmail.com)

Join us for the notorious MVH3 White Elephant extravaganza! (Well, maybe more “extra” than vaganza). Mark your calendars and pay your rego for what’s always a really great day!

What’s included?
- 10am Trail
- Private penthouse party space
- Lunch (Chipotle bowls!)
- Desserts
- Good beer, seltzer, wine, egg nog, other fun stuff
- Gift exchange. Bring a gift (up to $25).

Rego by Dec 3rd for guaranteed gimme 



Location Details

Meridian at Braddock

1200 First St, Alexandria, VA

Meridian at Braddock penthouse club room (access requires key card so stuck together!)

Public Event

See the full list!

70 Hashers came

including:

Octopussy

White House H3
...

Guano loco

(MVH3)

Tooth Fairy

(MVH3)

Hybred

(MVH3)

Michael F'ing Vick

(MVH3)

Black cock blocker

(Mount Vernon H3)

Dyke Tyson

Mount Vernon H3
...

For Unlawful Car-nal Knowledge

Wild and Wonderful Wednesday Hash House Harriers
...

Sister on Top

(OTH4)

Amie Rowland

(DCH4)

3 Licks

(MVH3)

EGO

(AlohaH3)

Grinding Nemo

Wild and Wonderful Wednesday Hash House Harriers
...

Bumspringa

(EWH3)

Made in Germany

(MVH3)

Pork n Mindy

(Mvh3)

Princess Albert

(MVH3)

Hand 2 Hand Cumbat

DC Red Tent Hash House Harriettes
...

Camo Sutra

Hangover Hash House Harriers
Today I shall be witty...

Blows the Hammer

(OTH4)

Quick drawers

(MVH3)

Blackout Mount

(SHIT)

Straight in the Navy

Hangover Hash House Harriers
...

Hands Solo

(MVH3)

Guernsey Gripper

Mount Vernon H3
...

Foot and mouth

(MVH3)

Sweet Baby Jesus

(MVH3)

GutterBalls

(MVH3)

Marathon Meth Man

(MVH3)

Bronco Buster

(MVH3)

Pram Bam thank you Ma’am

(MVH3)

Juan in a Million

(MVH3)

Saigon Sally

(MVH3)

Cock A Thong

Mount Vernon H3
The difference between...

Flying Burito

(MVH3)

dual airbags

(MVH3)

Whore da Sexual

(H-5)

Pebbles

(Mvh3)

Friendly Thighs

(MVH3)

IUD Me

(MVH3)

Knocked Up

HangoverH3
2006 Aloha H3 hareball...

Greenpiece of Ass

(MVH3)

Cooter Pooter

(MVH3)

Full Metal Balls

(MVH3)

Sorest Rump

(SHIT)

Herpiclies

So Happy It's Tuesday
I cant find my Toga

Unholy Nipples

(MVH3)

Trash Bag Coochie

(MVH3)

Sister Slayer

(RenoH3)

Apparently Pregnant

(WH4)

Just-Tristan

(Mvh3)

French Toasted

(MVH3)

Seizures Phallus

(EWH3)

War & Piece of Ass

(WH4)

VAGINA

Mount Vernon H3
If you really wanna ge...

Tampon-on

(Mvh3)

TWOS

(HangoverH3)

dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

Motorboat

(Wild and Wonderfu...)

Slurpee

(MVH3)

Rockfish

(MVH3)

Spitz.cum

DC Road Whores
...

Had in Virgina

(MVH3)

Hot Tub Slime Machine

Wild and Wonderful Wednesday Hash House Harriers
...

American Half Ass

(MVH3)

Wookin Pa Nub

DC Red Dress Run
...

Alaskan Crap Legs

(SHIT)

SOL

(MVH3)