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Cock A Thong

MVH3

The difference between an adventure and an ordeal is attitude.

MVH3 White Elephant 2023

12/09 10:00 AM

A MVH3 Trail

Cost: $33

Hare(s):

Your MVH3 MisMan

Shiggy:

TBA

It’s a pajama party! Deck your balls, trim your bushes and bring out your bad Santa PJs for our annual White Elephant trail! 
We want to cozy up and kick off the merriment in our finest onesie, lingerie, or matching PJ sets.

$40 after midnight Dec. 4 and at the door
$33.69
$15.69 for age 10-18
$5.69 for age 9 and younger
(Venmo must be sent to CAT at @Connie-B. Send only as friends/family to avoid fees! If you need other payment options, email me at ConnieUGA@gmail.com)

Join us for the notorious MVH3 White Elephant extravaganza! (Well, maybe more “extra” than vaganza). Mark your calendars and pay your rego for what’s always a really great day!

What’s included?
- 10am Trail
- Private penthouse party space
- Lunch (Chipotle bowls!)
- Desserts
- Good beer, seltzer, wine, egg nog, other fun stuff
- Gift exchange. Bring a gift (up to $25).

Rego by Dec 3rd for guaranteed gimme 



Location Details

Meridian at Braddock

1200 First St, Alexandria, VA

Meridian at Braddock penthouse club room (access requires key card so stuck together!)

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