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Host Kennel:

Organizers:

Cock A Thong

MVH3

The difference between an adventure and an ordeal is attitude.

MVH3 White Elephant 2023

12/09 10:00 AM

A MVH3 Trail

Cost: $33

Hare(s):

Your MVH3 MisMan

Shiggy:

TBA

It’s a pajama party! Deck your balls, trim your bushes and bring out your bad Santa PJs for our annual White Elephant trail! 
We want to cozy up and kick off the merriment in our finest onesie, lingerie, or matching PJ sets.

$40 after midnight Dec. 4 and at the door
$33.69
$15.69 for age 10-18
$5.69 for age 9 and younger
(Venmo must be sent to CAT at @Connie-B. Send only as friends/family to avoid fees! If you need other payment options, email me at ConnieUGA@gmail.com)

Join us for the notorious MVH3 White Elephant extravaganza! (Well, maybe more “extra” than vaganza). Mark your calendars and pay your rego for what’s always a really great day!

What’s included?
- 10am Trail
- Private penthouse party space
- Lunch (Chipotle bowls!)
- Desserts
- Good beer, seltzer, wine, egg nog, other fun stuff
- Gift exchange. Bring a gift (up to $25).

Rego by Dec 3rd for guaranteed gimme 



Location Details

Meridian at Braddock

1200 First St, Alexandria, VA

Meridian at Braddock penthouse club room (access requires key card so stuck together!)

Public Event

See the full list!

70 Hashers came

including:

Bronco Buster

(MVH3)

Hands Solo

(MVH3)

Herpiclies

So Happy It's Tuesday
I cant find my Toga

dual airbags

(MVH3)

Unholy Nipples

(MVH3)

Motorboat

(Wild and Wonderfu...)

Alaskan Crap Legs

(SHIT)

Hot Tub Slime Machine

Wild and Wonderful Wednesday Hash House Harriers
...

Pebbles

(Mvh3)

Pork n Mindy

(Mvh3)

Sweet Baby Jesus

(MVH3)

Spitz.cum

DC Road Whores
...

Saigon Sally

(MVH3)

Whore da Sexual

(H-5)

EGO

(AlohaH3)

Blackout Mount

(SHIT)

Amie Rowland

(DCH4)

Octopussy

White House H3
...

Straight in the Navy

Hangover Hash House Harriers
...

Marathon Meth Man

(MVH3)

Tooth Fairy

(MVH3)

Sorest Rump

(SHIT)

Trash Bag Coochie

(MVH3)

Apparently Pregnant

(WH4)

Friendly Thighs

(MVH3)

Hybred

(MVH3)

SOL

(MVH3)

Pram Bam thank you Ma’am

(MVH3)

Cooter Pooter

(MVH3)

Camo Sutra

Hangover Hash House Harriers
Today I shall be witty...

Princess Albert

(MVH3)

IUD Me

(MVH3)

Black cock blocker

(Mount Vernon H3)

Knocked Up

HangoverH3
2006 Aloha H3 hareball...

Guernsey Gripper

Mount Vernon H3
...

Slurpee

(MVH3)

Just-Tristan

(Mvh3)

Seizures Phallus

(EWH3)

Flying Burito

(MVH3)

TWOS

(HangoverH3)

American Half Ass

(MVH3)

French Toasted

(MVH3)

Juan in a Million

(MVH3)

Greenpiece of Ass

(MVH3)

Made in Germany

(MVH3)

dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

Full Metal Balls

(MVH3)

VAGINA

Mount Vernon H3
If you really wanna ge...

War & Piece of Ass

(WH4)

Dyke Tyson

Mount Vernon H3
...

GutterBalls

(MVH3)

Cock A Thong

Mount Vernon H3
The difference between...

3 Licks

(MVH3)

Tampon-on

(Mvh3)

Wookin Pa Nub

DC Red Dress Run
...

For Unlawful Car-nal Knowledge

Wild and Wonderful Wednesday Hash House Harriers
...

Blows the Hammer

(OTH4)

Michael F'ing Vick

(MVH3)

Sister Slayer

(RenoH3)

Grinding Nemo

Wild and Wonderful Wednesday Hash House Harriers
...

Sister on Top

(OTH4)

Foot and mouth

(MVH3)

Had in Virgina

(MVH3)

Hand 2 Hand Cumbat

DC Red Tent Hash House Harriettes
...

Guano loco

(MVH3)

Bumspringa

(EWH3)

Quick drawers

(MVH3)

Rockfish

(MVH3)