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Host Kennel:

Organizers:

Cock A Thong

MVH3

The difference between an adventure and an ordeal is attitude.

MVH3 White Elephant 2023

12/09 10:00 AM

A MVH3 Trail

Cost: $33

Hare(s):

Your MVH3 MisMan

Shiggy:

TBA

It’s a pajama party! Deck your balls, trim your bushes and bring out your bad Santa PJs for our annual White Elephant trail! 
We want to cozy up and kick off the merriment in our finest onesie, lingerie, or matching PJ sets.

$40 after midnight Dec. 4 and at the door
$33.69
$15.69 for age 10-18
$5.69 for age 9 and younger
(Venmo must be sent to CAT at @Connie-B. Send only as friends/family to avoid fees! If you need other payment options, email me at ConnieUGA@gmail.com)

Join us for the notorious MVH3 White Elephant extravaganza! (Well, maybe more “extra” than vaganza). Mark your calendars and pay your rego for what’s always a really great day!

What’s included?
- 10am Trail
- Private penthouse party space
- Lunch (Chipotle bowls!)
- Desserts
- Good beer, seltzer, wine, egg nog, other fun stuff
- Gift exchange. Bring a gift (up to $25).

Rego by Dec 3rd for guaranteed gimme 



Location Details

Meridian at Braddock

1200 First St, Alexandria, VA

Meridian at Braddock penthouse club room (access requires key card so stuck together!)

Public Event

See the full list!

70 Hashers came

including:

Motorboat

(Wild and Wonderfu...)

Saigon Sally

(MVH3)

Pork n Mindy

(Mvh3)

Black cock blocker

(Mount Vernon H3)

Seizures Phallus

(EWH3)

Pram Bam thank you Ma’am

(MVH3)

Guano loco

(MVH3)

Octopussy

White House H3
...

Quick drawers

(MVH3)

Sister on Top

(OTH4)

Whore da Sexual

(H-5)

French Toasted

(MVH3)

Tooth Fairy

(MVH3)

Hand 2 Hand Cumbat

DC Red Tent Hash House Harriettes
...

IUD Me

(MVH3)

Unholy Nipples

(MVH3)

Rockfish

(MVH3)

Bumspringa

(EWH3)

Tampon-on

(Mvh3)

Hands Solo

(MVH3)

Michael F'ing Vick

(MVH3)

Bronco Buster

(MVH3)

Grinding Nemo

Wild and Wonderful Wednesday Hash House Harriers
...

Dyke Tyson

Mount Vernon H3
...

Princess Albert

(MVH3)

Herpiclies

So Happy It's Tuesday
I cant find my Toga

Spitz.cum

DC Road Whores
...

Marathon Meth Man

(MVH3)

Pebbles

(Mvh3)

Friendly Thighs

(MVH3)

dual airbags

(MVH3)

Camo Sutra

Hangover Hash House Harriers
Today I shall be witty...

American Half Ass

(MVH3)

Just-Tristan

(Mvh3)

Cooter Pooter

(MVH3)

Trash Bag Coochie

(MVH3)

dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

TWOS

(HangoverH3)

Sweet Baby Jesus

(MVH3)

VAGINA

Mount Vernon H3
If you really wanna ge...

Blackout Mount

(SHIT)

Had in Virgina

(MVH3)

EGO

(AlohaH3)

For Unlawful Car-nal Knowledge

Wild and Wonderful Wednesday Hash House Harriers
...

Alaskan Crap Legs

(SHIT)

Blows the Hammer

(OTH4)

Full Metal Balls

(MVH3)

Apparently Pregnant

(WH4)

Cock A Thong

Mount Vernon H3
The difference between...

Knocked Up

HangoverH3
2006 Aloha H3 hareball...

Flying Burito

(MVH3)

Made in Germany

(MVH3)

Juan in a Million

(MVH3)

GutterBalls

(MVH3)

Hot Tub Slime Machine

Wild and Wonderful Wednesday Hash House Harriers
...

Sorest Rump

(SHIT)

Guernsey Gripper

Mount Vernon H3
...

Sister Slayer

(RenoH3)

Wookin Pa Nub

DC Red Dress Run
...

Straight in the Navy

Hangover Hash House Harriers
...

Slurpee

(MVH3)

Amie Rowland

(DCH4)

SOL

(MVH3)

Foot and mouth

(MVH3)

Hybred

(MVH3)

War & Piece of Ass

(WH4)

Greenpiece of Ass

(MVH3)

3 Licks

(MVH3)