Cost: $30
Deck your balls (or whatever) for our annual White Elephant!
$30 gets you:
10am Trail
Lunch (gluten free and vegetarian options too) and desserts
Gimme
Good beer (kegs), seltzer, wine, gluhwein
Private party space
Bring your gift up to $25 (or random trail porn) for the White Elephant gift exchange.
Ugly Holiday Whatever
Holiday attire (fun for trail plus party clothes) fun attitude and your gift to exchange.
including:
Can't Talk With My Mouth Full
(MVH3)
American Half Ass
(MVH3)
Pork'N Mindy
(MVH3)
SaigonSally
(MVH3)
Bumspringa
(EWH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(LV HHH)
Michael Fucking Vick
(Humboldt H3)
Goes Both Ways
(Agana H3)
Tampon-on
(MVH3)
Cock-A-Thong
(WH4)
#2
(WH4)
Hands Solo
(MVH3)
Turkey Twat
(WH4)
Cooter Pooter
(MVH3)
Tikkle my analhole
(LVH3vlv)
GutterBalls
(MVH3)
Princess Albert
(MVH3)
Elementary My Dear Twatson
(OTH4)
SOL
(MVH3)
Loan Shark
(MBH3)
Bronco Buster
(MVH3)
Virgin Mobile
(JRH3)
Marathon Meth Man
(MVH3)
Full Metal Balls
(MVH3)
Naughtya
(DCH4)
French Toasted
(MVH3)
Just Jen W
(Mount Vernon H3)
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