Cost: $30
Deck your balls (or whatever) for our annual White Elephant!
$30 gets you:
10am Trail
Lunch (gluten free and vegetarian options too) and desserts
Gimme
Good beer (kegs), seltzer, wine, gluhwein
Private party space
Bring your gift up to $25 (or random trail porn) for the White Elephant gift exchange.
Ugly Holiday Whatever
Holiday attire (fun for trail plus party clothes) fun attitude and your gift to exchange.
including:
Cock-A-Thong
(WH4)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Marathon Meth Man
(MVH3)
Loan Shark
(MBH3)
Hands Solo
(MVH3)
Tikkle my analhole
(LVH3vlv)
GutterBalls
(MVH3)
Full Metal Balls
(MVH3)
Goes Both Ways
(Agana H3)
Elementary My Dear Twatson
(OTH4)
Just Jen W
(Mount Vernon H3)
Can't Talk With My Mouth Full
(MVH3)
Naughtya
(DCH4)
Bumspringa
(EWH3)
Red Solo Cunt
(LV HHH)
American Half Ass
(MVH3)
Tampon-on
(MVH3)
Princess Albert
(MVH3)
SaigonSally
(MVH3)
SOL
(MVH3)
Turkey Twat
(WH4)
Cooter Pooter
(MVH3)
Virgin Mobile
(JRH3)
French Toasted
(MVH3)
Pork'N Mindy
(MVH3)
#2
(WH4)
Michael Fucking Vick
(Humboldt H3)
Bronco Buster
(MVH3)
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