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MVH3 AGM 2026

04/24 06:00 PM to 04/26 12:00 PM

A MVH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $75*

See the Schedule of Events tabs below for more details on events for Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

Join us at the beach to continue the celebration of Mount Vernon Hash House Harriers' 40th year of hashing!! This year's AGM is in the riverside city of Colonial Beach Virginia.

Dates: April 24th – April 26th

SUMMARY OF EVENTS
Friday 4pm: check-in at hotel Hashpitality suite
Friday 6pm: Pub crawl in Colonial Beach
Saturday 10am: Outgoing misman trail (with lunch) at George Washington Birthplace National Monument Picnic Area
Saturday 7:30 pm: AGM Dinner at Los Hermanos Cantina
Sunday 10am: Incoming misman trail

PRICE
• $65 for Adults (even immature ones, $75 after 4/12)
$75 after Sunday April 12!!
• $25 for kids under age 10 (includes trails + Saturday lunch and dinner)
• $40 for 10-18 (includes trails + Saturday lunch and dinner)
• $25 for Saturday trail only option (includes drinks and lunch)

PAYMENTS
Please pay in advance using one of the following options:
• Electronic: Venmo @jwfento (James Fenton) (Venmo payment link...adjust the amount, add your name, not a 'purchase')
• Cash or Check: to Full Metal Balls at trail
• Questions or Other?: reach out to the event contact or a misman member

HOTEL
River Edge Inn
30 Colonial Ave, Colonial Beach, VA, 22443
https://colonialbeachriveredgeinn.com/
+1-804-410-2024
pet-friendly rooms available

Last I heard, the hash hotel was booked up, but it is worth calling them to see if they have openings. If so, maybe you can get it at the discounted price of $85 per night (under "Vernon Runners", single king and dual queen options). There are a couple other hotels in town and there are a number of rentals in town (Airbnb/VRBO) as well as nearby Monroe Bay Campground.


Start Location Details

See tabs for details for Friday, Saturday and Sunday

Colonial Beach VA

Schedule of Events

4-6 : Sign in at Hash Hotel (River Edge Inn, 30 Colonial Ave)

5-6 : Pizza and Pre-lube at Hash Hotel: Stop by the hashpitality suite to grab a slice of pizza and get your liver warmed up for the weekend.

Note: food options at every venue.

6-7 : Colonial Beach Brewing (215 Washington Ave): Start off the evening with $5 pints of house beers (or grab a wine, seltzer, or NA drink).

7-8: Circa 1892 (106 Hawthorn St): Act dignified with a glass of wine (they also have other beverages).

8-9 : Ice House Brewery & Kitchen (119 Monroe Bay Ave): Take the short walk for great beers, food options, and live music.

9-10 : Los Hermanos Cantina (11 Monroe Bay Ave): Stroll next door for a margarita (a preview of the Saturday dinner location).

10-11 : The Black Pearl Tiki Bar (205 Taylor St): Finish up the evening with drinks at a tiki bar!


Trail is at George Washington Birthplace National Monument with start and end in the picnic area. We encourage people to carpool as there is limited parking at picnic area. Gather up at the hash hotel at 9:30 so you can get to start by 10 am. It is about a 20 minute drive. A to A w/ lunch.

The road to the picnic area are not shown on Google Maps. Start is in the parking lot at this location: Picnic Area Parking Lot

As you enter George Washington Birthplace National Monument you will encounter a traffic circle. Take the circle 3/4 around and follow signs for "Picnicking." After 1/4 mile, follow the fork to the right after another "Picnicking" sign. Follow this road to the parking lot at the end. Also, why does "Picnicking" have a "k" in it??

Length: Runners 3.69, Walkers 2.1
Shiggy: 4 (in the woods, might be some muddy spots)


Saturday dinner is Fajitas at Los Hermanos Cantina (11 Monroe Bay Ave) starting at 7:30.

It is a short walk or drive from the hash hotel. The menu includes Chicken, Steak, Shrimp, Veggie Fajitas with Rice, Beans, Pico de Gallo, Sour Cream, and Tortilla Shells. Open bar with a killer selection of margaritas!


Stay tuned for more details...

What says Sunday at the beach more than mimosas and golf carts! Don't leave early as the fun times are still rolling through Sunday's trail. Start is at the hash hotel (River Edge Inn, 30 Colonial Ave) at 10 AM.


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