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MVH3 2019 White Elephant

12/07 10:00 AM

A White event hosted by MVH3

Cost: $25

Hare(s):

Your beautiful MisManagement

Shiggy:

This is our anal White Elephant trail, so cum one, cum on all! Show up with your usual hash attire, but also bring a shitty (maybe boozy) gift worth about $10. We'll have an exchange at the end, at Settle Down Easy, with plenty of delicious food and brews. As usual, bring dry shoes and clothes just in case.

Remember to register (and pay) beforehand, otherwise it's $30 at the door.

Hash# 1732: 10:00 AM - December 7th, 2019
Cost: $25.00 Preregistration, $30 at the door
Hare(s): Your beautiful MissManagement
In case of trouble: PDubs - 571-245-3351
Theme: White Elephant
Start: Settle Down Easy Brewing Company, 2822 Fallfax Dr, Falls Church, VA 22042
Metro: 1.5 mile walk from Dunn Loring Metro
Dog Friendly Factor: Sure for trail, but not for the party, so leave those pups at home
Stroller Friendly Factor: Definitely for walkers, difficult for runners, ask for a work-around
Trail Distances:
Runners: 4ish miles
Walkers: 2ish miles
Shiggy Ratings: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwacking):
Runners: 4
Walkers: 2
Moistness Level: Nothing above the canckles
Safety: We strongly encourage all wankers to bring a phone on trail with them..
Our new "Moistness Level" will let you know if you need to wrap your electronics or if you can go in bareback.
Bring your whistle or suffer a down down
Listen up and stop talking at Chalk Talk. The Hares may (for once) have something important to say!
Latecomers: Look for directions to circle on the windshield of the Hares vehicle. PLEASE write down your name so we know you are on trail or call the hares to let them know.
Miscellaneous: A to A


White Elephant

Show up with your usual hash attire, but also bring a shitty (maybe boozy) gift worth about $10. As usual also, bring dry shoes and clothes just in case.

Location Details

Settle Down Easy Brewing Company

2822 Fallfax Dr, Falls Church, VA 22042

Settle Down Easy Brewing Company

2822 Fallfax Dr, Falls Church, VA 22042

Public Event

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