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MVH3 2000th Trail

12/07 10:00 AM to 12/07 02:30 PM

A MVH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

Michael F**cking Vick and Bumspringa

Shiggy:

Come celebrate MVH3's 2000th run! Join us as we gather together with hashers old and new. This will be a celebration of Mt Vernon Hashing, so if you have photos of people from early, or not so early hashes, get them together (details on getting photos to us to come).

$35 until midnight Dec 5th
$10 for age 12-20
$5 for age 11 and younger

Because we are near capacity for venue, this event will be closed to new registrations as of 12/5/2024 at 11:59 pm. We will not be able to take any new registrations or payments after that, ie, you won't be able to pay and register at the door

(Payment via Venmo, to be sent to IUD Me at @MelCASmith. Last 4 digits of phone number 7557. Send only as friends/family to avoid fees! If you need other payment options like PayPal, cash or check, email me at melisande.smith@gmail.com)

There will be a buffet of Mediterranean food (beef, kufta and chicken kabobs, vegetarian options), craft and not craft beer, seltzer, wine, etc, and a giveaway.

We created a custom MVH3 2000 Run shirt for the event! There will be day of special $20 price for the shirt. It is long sleeved and available in women's V-neck and unisex. You can prepay for the 2000th shirt using Venmo info above. Please put in the notes that it is for the shirt, and the size and style you would like.


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Start Location Details

American Legion Post 270 McLean

1355 Balls Hill Rd, McLean VA 22101

Schedule of Events

Hares: Bumspringa and MFV

December 7th 2024

Try to show up a little early as we have 90+ people to check in
Sign-in inside American Legion

There will be space to store your bags inside.

Parking: there are about 25 spaces just outside the Legion, with an additional 20 or so spaces further back at rear of school.
After those spaces fill up, park just up the street at the other/front side of the school.

Hare(s) Away @ 10:00

Pack Away @ 10:15

Walkers: ~2 miles, low shiggy

Runners: ~4 miles, low shiggy

Dogs: Yes, dogs welcome on trail, not on after. Its going to be cold, so try to be considerate to your hound.

Strollers: Yes.

Food and drink when people get back to venue.

Circle to start at 1 - 1:15 pm

Everyone out by 2:15 pm


Public Event

See the full list!

91 Hashers came

including:

Quick Drawers

(MVH3)

Still Cummin'

(MVH3)

Willie

(DCH3)

Just James

(MVH3 )

Obsolete Meat

(MVH3)

Pita

(Dch4 )

Hands Solo

(MVH3)

Greenpiece of Ass

(MVH3)

Cross Hares

(MVH3)

Straight in the Navy

Hangover Hash House Harriers
...

Gockel Stumper

(MVH3)

Bite Me Elmo

(MVH3)

Slippery When Wet

(MVH3 )

Latecomer

(RH3)

Bootlegger

(MVH3)

Full Metal Balls

(MVH3)

Hybred

(SHIT)

Deaf, Dum, and Wine

(MVH3)

Piss-N-Boots

(MVH3)

Hard Drive

(MVH3)

Juan in a Million

(MVH3)

Great Balls of Fire

(MVH3)

Bumspringa

(MVH3)

Ballzheimers

DC Road Whores
...

Sorest Rump

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Slurpee

(MVH3)

POE

(MVH3)

All Day All Night

(MVH3)

Tampon-On

(MVH3)

Marathon Meth Man

(MVH3)

Sweet Baby Jesus

(So Happy It's Tue...)

GraveRobber

(DCH3)

Not Named

(MVH3)

S'not

(WH4MVH3)

Seizures Phallus

(EWH3)

Pork n Mindy

(MVH3)

duckjob

(WH4)

Missing Link

(MVH3)

Bronco Buster

(MVH3)

Cherry Peddler

(MVH3)

Manila Extract

(MVH3)

Tight Lips

(MVH3)

Milk Money

(MVH3)

Guernsey Gripper

Mount Vernon H3
...

Rockfish

(H4)

Apparently Pregnant

White House H3
...

Small Craft Advisory

White House H3
...

ONe tit ONly

White House H3
...

MicroSoft

(MVH3)

Spitz.cum

DC Road Whores
...

Finger Picking Good

(LRH3)

Herpiclies

So Happy It's Tuesday
I cant find my Toga

Bobbylonghare

(MVH3)

Rocky Whore

(MVH3)

Dual airbags

(MVH3)

The Pimp of Sarajevo

(MVH3)

Big Sweaty Pussy

(MVH3)

Cunning Runt

(MVH3)

Dyke Tyson

Mount Vernon H3
...

CAT

(MVH3)

Knocked Up

White House/Mount Vernon H3
2006 Aloha H3 hareball...

SOL

(MVH3)

IUD Me

Mount Vernon H3
...

Preteen Protein

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
...

#2

(WH4)

Cums in 3 Courts

(MVH3)

GutterBalls

(MVH3)

Foot and Mouth

(MVH3)

Ginger Snatch

(WH4)

Cosmo

(Pgh-H3)

Turkey Timer

(MVH3)

Fjord Sexplorer

Hangover Hash House Harriers
...

Loan Shark

(MVH3)

Skinny Dicken

(OTH4)

Doggy Style

(RTH3)

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Daddy's Dick

White House H3
...

Michael F'ing Vick

(MVH3)

Trash Bag Coochie

(MVH3)

VAGINA

Mount Vernon H3
If you really wanna ge...

Hawaiian Puke

(MVH3)

Porto Potty

(MVH3)

Missed Erections

(MVH3)

French Toasted

(MVH3)

Camo Sutra

Hangover Hash House Harriers
Today I shall be witty...

Tooth Fairy

(MVH3)

Flying Burito

(MVH3)

Rutabaga / weeble kneival

(MVH3)