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MVH3 2000th Trail

12/07 10:00 AM to 12/07 02:30 PM

A MVH3 Trail

Cost: $35

Hare(s):

Michael F**cking Vick and Bumspringa

Shiggy:

Come celebrate MVH3's 2000th run! Join us as we gather together with hashers old and new. This will be a celebration of Mt Vernon Hashing, so if you have photos of people from early, or not so early hashes, get them together (details on getting photos to us to come).

$35 until midnight Dec 5th
$10 for age 12-20
$5 for age 11 and younger

Because we are near capacity for venue, this event will be closed to new registrations as of 12/5/2024 at 11:59 pm. We will not be able to take any new registrations or payments after that, ie, you won't be able to pay and register at the door

(Payment via Venmo, to be sent to IUD Me at @MelCASmith. Last 4 digits of phone number 7557. Send only as friends/family to avoid fees! If you need other payment options like PayPal, cash or check, email me at melisande.smith@gmail.com)

There will be a buffet of Mediterranean food (beef, kufta and chicken kabobs, vegetarian options), craft and not craft beer, seltzer, wine, etc, and a giveaway.

We created a custom MVH3 2000 Run shirt for the event! There will be day of special $20 price for the shirt. It is long sleeved and available in women's V-neck and unisex. You can prepay for the 2000th shirt using Venmo info above. Please put in the notes that it is for the shirt, and the size and style you would like.


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Start Location Details

American Legion Post 270 McLean

1355 Balls Hill Rd, McLean VA 22101

Schedule of Events

Hares: Bumspringa and MFV

December 7th 2024

Try to show up a little early as we have 90+ people to check in
Sign-in inside American Legion

There will be space to store your bags inside.

Parking: there are about 25 spaces just outside the Legion, with an additional 20 or so spaces further back at rear of school.
After those spaces fill up, park just up the street at the other/front side of the school.

Hare(s) Away @ 10:00

Pack Away @ 10:15

Walkers: ~2 miles, low shiggy

Runners: ~4 miles, low shiggy

Dogs: Yes, dogs welcome on trail, not on after. Its going to be cold, so try to be considerate to your hound.

Strollers: Yes.

Food and drink when people get back to venue.

Circle to start at 1 - 1:15 pm

Everyone out by 2:15 pm


Public Event

See the full list!

91 Hashers came

including:

Seizures Phallus

(EWH3)

Cunning Runt

(MVH3)

Straight in the Navy

Hangover Hash House Harriers
...

Gockel Stumper

(MVH3)

Tight Lips

(MVH3)

Small Craft Advisory

White House H3
...

CAT

(MVH3)

Foot and Mouth

(MVH3)

Not Named

(MVH3)

Marathon Meth Man

(MVH3)

Finger Picking Good

(LRH3)

Guernsey Gripper

Mount Vernon H3
...

Turkey Timer

(MVH3)

Michael F'ing Vick

(MVH3)

GutterBalls

(MVH3)

GraveRobber

(DCH3)

Hands Solo

(MVH3)

Still Cummin'

(MVH3)

Big Sweaty Pussy

(MVH3)

All Day All Night

(MVH3)

Willie

(DCH3)

POE

(MVH3)

Manila Extract

(MVH3)

SOL

(MVH3)

Daddy's Dick

White House H3
...

Juan in a Million

(MVH3)

Hard Drive

(MVH3)

Ginger Snatch

(WH4)

Hybred

(SHIT)

duckjob

(WH4)

IUD Me

Mount Vernon H3
...

Milk Money

(MVH3)

Flying Burito

(MVH3)

Rutabaga / weeble kneival

(MVH3)

Cherry Peddler

(MVH3)

Slippery When Wet

(MVH3 )

Bobbylonghare

(MVH3)

S'not

(WH4MVH3)

The Pimp of Sarajevo

(MVH3)

Latecomer

(RH3)

Sweet Baby Jesus

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Rocky Whore

(MVH3)

Sorest Rump

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Apparently Pregnant

White House H3
...

Ballzheimers

DC Road Whores
...

Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz, Beetlejizz

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Fjord Sexplorer

Hangover Hash House Harriers
...

Cums in 3 Courts

(MVH3)

Porto Potty

(MVH3)

Tampon-On

(MVH3)

Slurpee

(MVH3)

Trash Bag Coochie

(MVH3)

Cross Hares

(MVH3)

MicroSoft

(MVH3)

Bronco Buster

(MVH3)

Pita

(Dch4 )

ONe tit ONly

White House H3
...

Piss-N-Boots

(MVH3)

Obsolete Meat

(MVH3)

Dual airbags

(MVH3)

Cosmo

(Pgh-H3)

#2

(WH4)

Bumspringa

(MVH3)

Quick Drawers

(MVH3)

Camo Sutra

Hangover Hash House Harriers
Today I shall be witty...

Bootlegger

(MVH3)

Herpiclies

So Happy It's Tuesday
I cant find my Toga

Bite Me Elmo

(MVH3)

Dyke Tyson

Mount Vernon H3
...

Deaf, Dum, and Wine

(MVH3)

Missing Link

(MVH3)

Preteen Protein

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
...

Tooth Fairy

(MVH3)

Great Balls of Fire

(MVH3)

French Toasted

(MVH3)

Pork n Mindy

(MVH3)

Full Metal Balls

(MVH3)

Greenpiece of Ass

(MVH3)

Missed Erections

(MVH3)

Loan Shark

(MVH3)

Knocked Up

White House/Mount Vernon H3
2006 Aloha H3 hareball...

Spitz.cum

DC Road Whores
...

Just James

(MVH3 )

Doggy Style

(RTH3)

Hawaiian Puke

(MVH3)

Rockfish

(H4)

Skinny Dicken

(OTH4)

VAGINA

Mount Vernon H3
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