Our 9th Analversary is a three trail event. There are two trails on Saturday, and our Recovery Trail on Sunday. Starting at 10 on the 23rd, feel free to pitch a tent, or drive/drag a camper (no electricity, water, or dump site), or commute. Whatever makes you happy just tickles us to death.
COST: $35 ($10 if you can only make Sunday). We accept PayPal - please use Sending To A Friend, or you may mail a check to Mutha Rucker H3, 310 Brannon Bend, Enterprise, AL 36330, or you may pay cash at any of the five regular MRH3 trails between now and 23 February.
LOCATION: 31.170500, -85.984890 (well, that will get you to the property at least). Try to stay on Highway 27, and turn at 31° 9'56.43"N 85°53'2.56"W, to give you a direct shot to the entrance.
DETAILS: This is a two day event spanning 23-24 February, and cutoff for rego-ing is the afternoon of 19 February. The low price of $35 entitles you to 3 hashes (main trail, shooting star, and hangover trail on Sunday), Saturday evening meal, snacks, breakfast on Sunday, a cool (warm) gimmie and all the beer you can drink. Main location is private property on loan to us by the property owner. There is plenty of space to camp, including space for RVs. No hook-ups though, so plan ahead. No pets please! There will be clean portapotties, hoses for rinsing off, and one outdoor shower with a limited hot water supply. There will also be a few power outlets available. Registration will be Saturday morning at 10am – 12:30pm.
ANALVERSARY TRAIL (23 Feb)
START LOCATION: Same as main info.
HARES: Long Stroker and Magic Waffle
LENGTH: Long enough, edging toward ballbuster.
SHIGGY: We will call it 4, with a possible change pending more scouting. Thorns, water, mud, quicksand, wild animals, balance tests. This will be a challenging and fun trail. YOU WILL GET WET!
BRING: Neck gear. Whistle. Vessel. Change of clothes, spare shoes and towel are HIGHLY NECESSARY. Antibacterial ointment and bandages.
Long Stroker has some virgin shiggy for you wankers and the other hares keep egging her on. You’ve been warned.
SHOOTING STAR TRAIL (23 Feb)
HARES: Easy A
LENGTH: You probably won’t break a sweat.
BRING: Neck gear. Whistle. Vessel. Perhaps a shot glass? Be prepared to down ALL THE SHOTS!
HANGOVER TRAIL (24 Feb)
HARES: Miss T and Cock Chaser
LENGTH: Seriously? It’s a hangover trail.
BRING: Neck gear. Whistle. Vessel. Hangover.
There are lots of critters around the area, and you may see a llama or two. Please leave all the wildlife alone. We have snake removal experts that are well trained and equipped to handle all the species you might encounter.
In addition to your sleeping accommodations, consider bug spray, sun screen, whatever toilet articles you need, a towel, whatever snacks you want, a good camp chair, a flashlight, and money or Credit Card to blow on our excellent selection of hash gear.