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MPLS_H3 Spewathon 2023

09/08 03:00 PM to 09/10 01:00 PM

A MPLS_H3 Hash Campout

Cost: $80*

Hare(s):

Hermaphrodick, Cushion Pushin, Granny Muff Diver

Spewathon Hash Camp: 69.69 shiggy, lunar trails, and millions of beers! What more do I have to say.

Rego $70 to Minneapolis H3 in CashApp by Sunday, August 27th. Cost goes up to $75 starting Monday, August 28th, and $80 Monday, September 4th for you thrice-damned DFL rego-ers. We need to plan to feed and booze you all weekend, you know!

The group campsite has a horse barn that can function as shelter from rain, but there is no power on site. The campsite is also right on the Crow River, so make sure to bring a tube and swimsuit if you so desire!

Events List:
Arrive after 3 PM on Friday and get some snacks and your Spew patch
7pm Friday evening trail with 'mild' shiggy, hared by Herm
Friday Dinner- Chili
Campfire with possibility of spooky scary UV trail
Saturday Morning Breakfast- Yogurt Parfait Bar
10am Shigilicious Main Trail, hared by Cushion Pushin'
Lunch
Tubing on the river
Play Stoopid Games, win Stoopid Prizes.
Dinner and campfire!
Dance of the Flaming Assholes!
Midnight Moon Trail
Get up, eat breakfast, and pack up
GTFO by 1pm

Pay via
Cash App: $MinneapolisH3
or
Venmo: @Dan-Zierath
Include your hash name and reason for payment (Spewathon)
If neither of these options work for you please contact us and we can figure something out.


Camping Chair, Tent, Sleeping Bag, Pillow, Mug, Water Bottle, Rain Coat, swimsuit, tube if you want to float on the river

Start Location Details

Crow Hassan Park Reserve - Riverbend Group Campsite

Riverbend Group Campsite - Crow Hassan Park Reserve Otsego, Minnesota 55374

Schedule of Events

3:00pm- Campsite becomes available
5:00pm- Snacks and drinks
7pm- Friday Night Trail
9pm- Friday Dinner
Campfire
11:30pm- Spooky Scary UV Trail (pending good terrain)


8:30am- Cold Pressed Coffee and Yogurt Parfait Bar
10:00am- Main Trail
2:30pm- Lunch
3:30ish Tubing
3:30 to 10:00pm- Play Stoopid Games, Win Stoopid Prizes. Concludes with the infamous Dance of the Flaming Assholes
12:00am- Midnight Moon Trail


8:30am- Cold Pressed Coffee and Yogurt Parfait Bar
1pm- GTFO
3pm- MH3 Spew Hangover Trail


Public Event

See the full list!

18 Hashers came

including:

Cock Swap

Minneapolis H3
...

Spread Legal

Twin Titties Thirstday H3
...

Beaver Careful

(MH3)

Butt Knuckles

(MH3)

No Glove No Love

(MH3)

Faster Funnier Fluffer

Minneapolis H3
...

Muff Mask

(Accra )

Granny Muff Diver

Minneapolis H3
...

Just Came Out Of My Mouth

(MH3)

Slippery Lips

(TTTH3)

Deep In the Sheep

(MPLS_H3)

No Tick Pics

(MH3)

Just Adam

(MH3)

Anal Burrs

Minneapolis H3
...

Circle Jerk

Minneapolis H3
...

Pooper Scooper

(MPLS_H3)

Hermaphrodick

Minneapolis H3
...