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MPLS_H3 No Wimps 2024

01/13 10:00 AM

A MPLS_H3 Trail

Cost: $100*


Circle & Axe



No Wimps Hash 2024 will be in Mound, MN. Prepare for 12-15 miles of snow, ice, wind, hail, and beer as we cross the massive range of frozen lakes in the region.

10:30 AM - Breach into the coolers
11:00 AM - Hounds off to the races
..... hashing happens ....
6:00 PM - Ending circle
6:30 PM - Walk to Surfside Bar & Grill

Rego will give you some winter swag, a specialty drink, unlimited drinks from the cooler, and snacks along trail.

Rego $35 to $MinneapolisH3 in CashApp by December, 31st, 2023. Cost goes up to $50 in the new year starting January 1st, 2024 and $100 the Friday before (1/12/2024). If you're that DFL, you can buy all the wimps pizza and NOT get a drink token!

If you don't have CashApp, please contact us for alternative payment options.

No Wimps!

A warm jacket, wool socks, hand warmers, thick gloves/mittens, long underwear and top, change of clothes

Location Details

Surfside Park

2670 Commerce Blvd, Mound, MN 55364

Surfside Bar and Grill

2544 Commerce Blvd, Mound, MN 55364

AmericInn by Wyndham Hotel and Suites Long Lake

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Travel Hashers:
If you need a hotel, I recommend the AmericInn by Wyndham Hotel and Suites Long Lake. Prices are ~$120/night.
It has a public hot tub!

AmericInn by Wyndham Hotel and Suites Long Lake
521 N Willow Drive,
Long Lake, Minnesota 55356

521 N Willow Drive, Long Lake, Minnesota 55356

Schedule of Events

The No Wimps Friday night pub crawl will begin at 7pm at Excelsior Brewing Company: 421 3rd St, Excelsior, MN 55331

7pm-8pm: Excelsior Brewing Company

Live band starts at 7:30pm

8pm-9pm: Maynards

Full menu available if you are hungry

9pm-late late: Montego Blu
1st drink beer or cocktail is FREE on Friday night from 9-10pm for the ladies- sorry boys- and limited late night food bar menu available. DJ starts at 9pm and goes until late. Reach out or be in the lobby by 6:30pm.

Saturday is the all-day event. expect a long, shiggy-licious trail with beer, food, laughs, and pain.

Sunday Brunch is on your own. We recommend the Narrows Saloon: 3380 Shoreline Dr, Wayzata, MN 55391

Public Event

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