This event is over.
Organizers:
MPLS_H3 No Wimps 2023
01/15 10:00 AM
A MPLS_H3 Trail
Cost: $40*
Hare(s):
Hermaphrodick, Cock Swap
Shiggy:
TBA
Presenting MH3's annual Sisu* celebration-
NO WIMPS!
This is it- the big Kahuna to which all other MH3 trails bow down in reverence for. Prepare yourself for a 15 mile r*n on the coldest day of the year in the coldest state of the continental US, plunging you deep into the Minnesota snow and shig. No Wimps will once again be a 3 leaf clover trail, with each segment of trail being A to A. Need to Wimp out after one segment? No problem! Join the Wimp fat boy trail and watch the regional curling tournament from the comforts of the bar!
Friday: Pub Crawl
Saturday: No Wimps!
Sunday: Brunch and Hangover Trail
Visiting MN for the weekend? Reach out to us for other winter celebration events going on Thursday and Friday such as Thursday TTH3 trail, Ice Fishing, Skiing, Skating, and site seeing!
Hares: Hermaphrodick and Cock Swap
Location: Chaska, MN
Payment to-
Cash App- $MinneapolisH3
or
Pay at start
*Sisu- the Finnish concept that lacks a direct English translation. Described as stoic determination, tenacity of purpose, grit, bravery, resilience, and hardiness in the face of adversity https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sisu.
Location Details
Wimp Haus
Stay at A!
A VRBO with the world's biggest mustache in the yard. Both the Pub Crawl and No Wimps will start and end at this location.
5 Beds, sleeps 10
$93/person for Friday and Saturday night
Contact Misman to Book! minneapolishash@gmail.com
WIMP HAUS
If you wish a more quiet/ private place to sleep-
Super 8
830 Yellow Brick Road, Chaska, Minnesota 55318, https://www.wyndhamhotels.com/super-8/chaska-minnesota/super-8-chaska/overview?CID=LC:SE::GGL:RIO:National:03664&iata=00093796
Schedule of Events
7pm: Crooked Pint
3210 Chaska Blvd, Chaska, MN 55318
830ish: VFW Post 1791
620 Creek Rd, Chaska, MN 55318
10ish: American legion
102 W 4th St, Chaska, MN 55318
11ish: Cy’s
500 N Pine St # 100, Chaska, MN 55318
1030: No Wimps Check In
1100: Trail!
1730: Closing Circle
1745: On-After (nearby pub)
1000: Brunch- Cuzzys Brickhouse
2880 Chaska Blvd, Chaska, MN 55318
1400: Tropical Tundra Hangover Trail
Hare: Bounce Around
A to A.
Location: Huber Park
150 Fillmore St. N., Shakopee, MN 55379
Public Event
including:
Deep in the Sheep
(MH3)
Mr Ed
(MPLS_H3)
Just Shirls
(MH3)
No Glove No Love
(MH3)
Just Sarah
(MPLS_H3)
Beaver Careful
(MH3)
Ms Ed
(MPLS_H3)
No blow bike hoe
(CFH3)
Hermaphrodick
(MPLS_H3)
Chicken of the Semen
(MH3)
Booby Trap
(MH3)
Strap On Strap Off
(MH3)
Just Brittany
(MH3)
Sticky Butt Delicious
(CFH3)
Coat Hanger Banger
(NPH-3)
Throat Yogurt
(MH3)
Cock Swap
(MH3)
I Prefer Carpet
(MH3)
Just Ann
(MH3)
Lifa
(Chicago H3)
Dickie Dukes
(MPLS_H3)
Cushion Pushin
(MPLS_H3)
Slippery Lips
(TTTH3)
Poop Chute
(MPLS_H3)
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