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MPLS_H3 No Wimps 2023

01/15 10:00 AM

A MPLS_H3 Trail

Cost: $40*


Hermaphrodick, Cock Swap



Presenting MH3's annual Sisu* celebration-

This is it- the big Kahuna to which all other MH3 trails bow down in reverence for. Prepare yourself for a 15 mile r*n on the coldest day of the year in the coldest state of the continental US, plunging you deep into the Minnesota snow and shig. No Wimps will once again be a 3 leaf clover trail, with each segment of trail being A to A. Need to Wimp out after one segment? No problem! Join the Wimp fat boy trail and watch the regional curling tournament from the comforts of the bar!

Friday: Pub Crawl
Saturday: No Wimps!
Sunday: Brunch and Hangover Trail

Visiting MN for the weekend? Reach out to us for other winter celebration events going on Thursday and Friday such as Thursday TTH3 trail, Ice Fishing, Skiing, Skating, and site seeing!

Hares: Hermaphrodick and Cock Swap
Location: Chaska, MN

Payment to-
Cash App- $MinneapolisH3
Pay at start

*Sisu- the Finnish concept that lacks a direct English translation. Described as stoic determination, tenacity of purpose, grit, bravery, resilience, and hardiness in the face of adversity https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sisu.

Location Details

"World's Biggest Mustache"

516 N Pine St, Chaska, MN 55318

Wimp Haus

Stay at A!
A VRBO with the world's biggest mustache in the yard. Both the Pub Crawl and No Wimps will start and end at this location.
5 Beds, sleeps 10
$93/person for Friday and Saturday night
Contact Misman to Book! minneapolishash@gmail.com

If you wish a more quiet/ private place to sleep-

Super 8
830 Yellow Brick Road, Chaska, Minnesota 55318, https://www.wyndhamhotels.com/super-8/chaska-minnesota/super-8-chaska/overview?CID=LC:SE::GGL:RIO:National:03664&iata=00093796

Schedule of Events

7pm: Crooked Pint
3210 Chaska Blvd, Chaska, MN 55318
830ish: VFW Post 1791
620 Creek Rd, Chaska, MN 55318
10ish: American legion
102 W 4th St, Chaska, MN 55318
11ish: Cy’s
500 N Pine St # 100, Chaska, MN 55318

1030: No Wimps Check In
1100: Trail!
1730: Closing Circle
1745: On-After (nearby pub)

1000: Brunch- Cuzzys Brickhouse
2880 Chaska Blvd, Chaska, MN 55318
1400: Tropical Tundra Hangover Trail
Hare: Bounce Around
A to A.
Location: Huber Park
150 Fillmore St. N., Shakopee, MN 55379

Public Event

See the full list!

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Granny Muff Diver

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Faster Funnier Fluffer

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Strap On Strap Off


Deep in the Sheep


Coat Hanger Banger


Sticky Butt Delicious


Booby Trap


Poop Chute




No Glove No Love


Just Shirls


Circle Jerk

Minneapolis H3

Just Brittany


Cock Swap


Slippery Lips


Just Sarah


Dickie Dukes


Takes It All

Waukesha Hash House Harriers

Chicken of the Semen



(Chicago H3)

Mr Ed


Just Ann



Madison Hash House Harriers

Throat Yogurt


The Clit ☝

Northern Plains Hash House Harriers
Ooooh, The Clit ☝

Anal Burrs

Minneapolis H3

Bounce Around

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Beaver Careful


The Gatekeeper

Cedar Falls H3

I Prefer Carpet


No blow bike hoe


Ms Ed