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MPLS_H3 No Wimps 2022

01/15 10:30 AM to 01/15 06:00 PM

A MPLS_H3 Trail

Cost: $25*

Hare(s):

Cushion Pushin, Throat Yogurt, Camel Toe, Beaver Careful, Granny Muff Diver

Shiggy:

Presenting MH3's annual Sisu* celebration-
NO WIMPS!

This 15 mile r*n occurs on the coldest day of the year in January, testing your resolve, grit, and liver.

There will be 3 No Wimps trails of 4-5 miles, each with it's own beer stop. First trail will be Turkey friendly and will be A to A. After that your journey will have two options:
-2 block Wimp Out trail to the VFW
-1 mile trot to Warming Station Bravo (B ) where there will be beer, hot drinks, soup, hot dogs, and propane heaters

No Wimps trails 2 and 3 will start and end at B. Hashers can complete one, both, or neither (hangout with the cool people at B ). At the conclusion of trail 3 Warming Station Bravo will close, and the pack will make its No Wimps victory lap back to A.

"A" starting location will be at the parking lot just West of Lucky 13's on Great River Rd
44°53'11.6"N 93°09'59.6"W

1030: Check in, get your gimmees and hab
1100: Opening Circle
1115-1315: Trail 1
Hares: Camel, Yogurt, and Beaver
1330-1515: Trail 2
Hare: Cushin' Pushin'
1530-1700: Trail 3
Hare: Granny

Rego includes beer stops, snacks, MH3 buff, and No Wimps patch. Hats and shirts for purchase at event.

Payment to-
Cash App- $MinneapolisH3
or
Pay at start

*Sisu is a Finnish concept described as stoic determination, tenacity of purpose, grit, bravery, resilience, and hardiness (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sisu).


Location Details

Parking lot on Sibley Memorial Hwy (just west of Lucky 13s)

44°53'11.6"N 93°09'59.6"W

Lucky's 13 Pub

1352 Sibley Memorial Hwy, Mendota, MN 55150

Hampton Inn Minneapolis/Eagan

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3000 Eagandale Pl, Eagan, MN 55121

Schedule of Events

7pm- Blackstack Brewing
755 Prior Ave N, St Paul, MN 55104
8ish- Axe Throwing (at location)
9ish- Can Can Wonderland mini golf (at location)


Anyone welcome to hang out at Lucky 13 pre-trail
Check in at 1030
Opening circle at 1100
Closing circle at A 6pm (estimated)


200pm Hangover Trail-
"Booty Cruise"
4 mile trail with walking hot chocolate, cider, and snacks


Public Event

See the full list!

29 Hashers came

including:

MILF

(MH3)

Beaver Careful

(MH3)

Strap On Strap Off

(Homeless)

Just Donny

(MCH3)

2 Rung Circus

Jolly Roger Hash House Harriers
...

Fire in the Ho

(MH3)

Circle Jerk

Minneapolis H3
...

Hermaphrodick

(MPLS_H3)

Chicken of the Semen

(MH3)

Cushion Pushin

(MH3)

Grassy Ass

San Diego Hash House Harriers
grassy

LeoHard

Tiny Hands H3
Probably in heels

Cock Swap

(MPLS_H3)

Just Liz

(MH3)

Something Blew

(QCH3)

Numb Nuts

Twin Titties Thirstday H3
...

Just Emily

(Dayton H4)

The Eds

(MPLS_H3)

Downward Facing Doggystyle

(MH3)

Anal Burrs

(MH3)

I Prefer Carpet

(MH3)

Granny Muff Diver

Minneapolis H3
...

Catch 23 Situation

Montgomery H3
...

Spread Legal

(TTTH3)

The Gatekeeper

Cedar Falls H3
...

Faster Funnier Fluffer

Minneapolis H3
...

Cum Chowder

Minneapolis H3
...

Deep in the Sheep

(MH3)

No Blow Bike hoe

(CFH3)