You(or your Webmeister) can use this code to embed a dynamic event details panel on your Kennel's
website. See the 'Specific Event' demo panel on the Example H3 Demo Site to see what it looks like.
Options: You can specify what the panel holds and how it looks. The
type argument can be set to detail or cumming, and the
style argument can be set to small, medium, or large.
+$20 | This optional add-on gets you munchies, 1 drink ticket, and discounted game tokens at Full Tilt Tavern
I will only be doing trail
Hab - Beach Towel
+$30 | A special designed No Wimps! microfiber beach blanket! Show-off the coolest event of the year when you hit the hot tub, beach, your backyard, or wherever really.
No
Hab - Gym Towel
+$10 | A special designed No Wimps! microfiber gym towel! Show-off the coolest event of the year when you hit the gym.
NO
Do you plan on staying at the Hotel?
Yes
No
Maybe
If I can get a roommate or several
May MH3 take and use photos?
Yes, take all the photos
You may take photos, but please ask before posting or sharing
Thirty-five years ago, a ragtag band of hashers stared down a Yeti in the Minnesota woods, screamed "ON-ON!", and lived to brag about it.
But they were fools.
The Yeti was never the monster. The Yeti was the doorbell.
Thirty-six years, three full turns. The wheel has rolled all the way back toward the beginning. Now the ice groans. The sky has gone the color of a week-old bruise. Somewhere deep beneath the frozen tundra, the Dragon has opened one golden eye. It has coiled itself around Hyland Park, scaled in ice and breathing a fog that reeks of expired Hamm's, wet dog, and the end of days. Its roar rattles every can in every cooler from here to Valhalla. And it wants one thing: wimps.
Only two mortals are foolish enough to stand between the wyrm and our beer.
Herm and Manholeo, our trusted hares, have gone out ahead into the storm. They carry flour, booze, and a total disregard for the wellbeing of others. The trail they lay will run through knee-deep drifts, across rivers of black ice, and into thickets of cruel shiggy.
You will run it anyway, pounding trail snacks and hastily brewed concoctions that slush in your hands, mead of dubious origin and beer of none. When the Dragon draws near, jaws wide enough to swallow a hasher whole, you will do the only thing the legends ever prescribed. You will circle up. You will raise your voice in song. And when those golden eyes fall on you, you will scream the word that carried this tribe through the end of the world:
"ON-ON!"
WintraHash may end in fire and ice. But if it does, it will end with a beer in hand, at a check, on trail.
Ragnarök comes for the gods. No Wimps comes for you.
PAYMENT To pay online for rego and add-ons, CLICK HERE otherwise send via Minneapolis' Zelle noting No Wimps rego and any add-ons. If you need other options, please message Cushion Pushin.
What You Get with Rego: • An event patch to prove your poor choices to other kennels • All the drinks you know you can’t handle • Specialty drinks brewed by the hares themselves (only some sperm this time) • Trail snacks so you don’t bitch • Post-trail food (and beer to help it go down easier) • The trauma of knowing you paid for this
NEW THIS YEAR Instead of including a gimme in rego, we are making it available as an add-on. This year, you will have a choice of a beach towel and/or a gym towel.
We are also only listing the price for Saturday, but there is an add-on for Friday's activities, including food, a drink ticket, and discounted game tokens, otherwise Friday and Sunday are PAYG.
Dragons!
Anything that will keep you from dying, like a warm jacket, wool socks, hand warmers, thick gloves/mittens, long underwear and top, change of clothes
Thirty-five years ago, a ragtag band of hashers stared down a Yeti in the Minnesota woods, screamed "ON-ON!", and lived to brag about it.
But they were fools.
The Yeti was never the monster. The Yeti was the doorbell.
Thirty-six years, three full turns. The wheel has rolled all the way back toward the beginning. Now the ice groans. The sky has gone the color of a week-old bruise. Somewhere deep beneath the frozen tundra, the Dragon has opened one golden eye. It has coiled itself around Hyland Park, scaled in ice and breathing a fog that reeks of expired Hamm's, wet dog, and the end of days. Its roar rattles every can in every cooler from here to Valhalla. And it wants one thing: wimps.
Only two mortals are foolish enough to stand between the wyrm and our beer.
Herm and Manholeo, our trusted hares, have gone out ahead into the storm. They carry flour, booze, and a total disregard for the wellbeing of others. The trail they lay will run through knee-deep drifts, across rivers of black ice, and into thickets of cruel shiggy.
You will run it anyway, pounding trail snacks and hastily brewed concoctions that slush in your hands, mead of dubious origin and beer of none. When the Dragon draws near, jaws wide enough to swallow a hasher whole, you will do the only thing the legends ever prescribed. You will circle up. You will raise your voice in song. And when those golden eyes fall on you, you will scream the word that carried this tribe through the end of the world:
"ON-ON!"
WintraHash may end in fire and ice. But if it does, it will end with a beer in hand, at a check, on trail.
Ragnarök comes for the gods. No Wimps comes for you.
PAYMENT To pay online for rego and add-ons, CLICK HERE otherwise send via Minneapolis' Zelle noting No Wimps rego and any add-ons. If you need other options, please message Cushion Pushin.
What You Get with Rego: • An event patch to prove your poor choices to other kennels • All the drinks you know you can’t handle • Specialty drinks brewed by the hares themselves (only some sperm this time) • Trail snacks so you don’t bitch • Post-trail food (and beer to help it go down easier) • The trauma of knowing you paid for this
NEW THIS YEAR Instead of including a gimme in rego, we are making it available as an add-on. This year, you will have a choice of a beach towel and/or a gym towel.
We are also only listing the price for Saturday, but there is an add-on for Friday's activities, including food, a drink ticket, and discounted game tokens, otherwise Friday and Sunday are PAYG.
Dragons!
Anything that will keep you from dying, like a warm jacket, wool socks, hand warmers, thick gloves/mittens, long underwear and top, change of clothes
We will be doing a room black at the Staybridge Suites, which is a ~3 minute brisk walk to Full Tilt. There are plenty of hotels in the area, some may be cheaper, you do you, but the Hashpitality Suite will be at Staybridge.
