Organizers:
MPLS_H3 2,000th Trail!
08/30 11:15 AM
A MPLS_H3 Trail
Cost: $100*
Hare(s):
Cushion Pushin
Shiggy:
TBA
"Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a hashing trip,
That started from Lake Minnetonka
Aboard this party ship.
The hares were mighty devious souls,
The RA brave and sure,
Forty hashers set sail that day
For a two-and-a-half-hour tour,
A two-and-a-half-hour tour.
HASHY 2,000th BIRTHDAY Minneapolis H3!!!! We are setting up for a celebration and then some. We have ZERO plans Friday night (prove us wrong), a pay as you go "Hashing Like It's 1999" Saturday afternoon pub crawl, and then Sunday the Main event, Minneapolis 2,000!!!!! Sunday you will find yourself going through the most glorious of trails only to wind up at the doors of our 2.5 hour tour on Lake Minnetonka, complete with beers and refreshments, food, and celebrations. Dress as your favorite character from Gilligan's Island. Once we are rescued, join us for our 2,000th circle, because you likely need to be called in for it. The pay as you go On-After will allow you to continue your shenanigans.
After all of that, "You're still here? It's over. Go home. Go."
Gilligan's Island
Location Details
Schedule of Events
Sunday, Sunday, Sunday..... ONLY!!!!!!
We are starting at Excelsior Commons Park at 11:00 am. Get yourself dolled up as your favorite Gilligan's Island character as we celebrate our 2,000th trail. Your final beer stop before circle will be on the Paradise Princess II for beer, N/A, seltzers, and build your own burrito bowls. Once we deboard from the 2.5 hour tour, we will circle up for the 2,000th time. You only turn 2,000 once, and we are going all in for it. Trail, beer stops, orange food stuff, beer, boats, beer, circle, circle beers, beers, and most importantly, YOU.
Without each of you who have survived No Wimps, Super Bowl Sunday trails, random April trails, and just your weekly shining faces, this kennel would not be here. So we have highly subsidized this event as the most affordable fun you will have in 2026.
Thank you for 2,000. On-On to 2,069.
Zelle is the preferred Minneapolis H3 method but not all have it. Cash is also a great option, find Hash Cash, or a proud member of Mismanagement. Drop a note to make sure we are aware. But if there are issues, find your GM or AGM, we will get you a solution.
TBD
Hashing Like It's 1999
Pay as you go pub crawl
Details to follow
Public Event
including:
Pooper Scooper
(MPLS_H3)
Fuckit Bucket
(MPLS_H3)
Poop Chute
Just Darcy
(MPLS_H3)
Tina Turnover
(MPLS_H3)
C4B
(TTTH3)
I Prefer Carpet
(MPLS_H3)
Cumeleon
(MH3/T3H3 )
H2Ho
(Sphincter Grease H3)
Beaver
(MPLS_H3)
Muff Mask
(TTTH3)
Cummins Weasel
(MPLS_H3)
Project Runway
(MH3)
Just April
(Minneapolis H3)
Downward Facing Doggystyle
(MPLS_H3)
Salty Dismount
(MPLS_H3)
Smack that Ax
(MPLS_H3)
ASSquerade
(CH3)
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