This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Fit clit
(H4)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
ICP
(Houston)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Oral Fixation
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
NAW
(Brenham)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Honkers
(H4)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
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