This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
NAW
(Brenham)
Flipper
(HABH3)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Honkers
(H4)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Oral Fixation
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
ICP
(Houston)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Fit clit
(H4)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
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