This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
NAW
(Brenham)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Babagagush
(AH3)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
ICP
(Houston)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Fit clit
(H4)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Honkers
(H4)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Oral Fixation
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
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