This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Babagagush
(AH3)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Fit clit
(H4)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
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Meow
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
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...
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
ICP
(Houston)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Short sheeted
(H4)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Honkers
(H4)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
NAW
(Brenham)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Oral Fixation
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
The Sorting Rack
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“You wore spanx?! You ...
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
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