This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Fit clit
(H4)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
ICP
(Houston)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Oral Fixation
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
FUPA
(AH3)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Honkers
(H4)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
NAW
(Brenham)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many