This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Honkers
(H4)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
FUPA
(AH3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
ICP
(Houston)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
ESPN
(BMH3)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
NAW
(Brenham)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Oral Fixation
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Fit clit
(H4)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
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