This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Oral Fixation
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
ICP
(Houston)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
NAW
(Brenham)
FUPA
(AH3)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Honkers
(H4)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Road Head
(Houston H3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Babagagush
(AH3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Fit clit
(H4)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
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