This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Fit clit
(H4)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Flipper
(HABH3)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Honkers
(H4)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Oral Fixation
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
FUPA
(AH3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
NAW
(Brenham)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
ICP
(Houston)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
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