This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Oral Fixation
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Honkers
(H4)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
ICP
(Houston)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Fit clit
(H4)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
NAW
(Brenham)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
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