This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
NAW
(Brenham)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Flipper
(HABH3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
ICP
(Houston)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Honkers
(H4)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Fit clit
(H4)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Cougarrand
(Houston)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Oral Fixation
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
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