This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Honkers
(H4)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Fit clit
(H4)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
ESPN
(BMH3)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
NAW
(Brenham)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Oral Fixation
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
ICP
(Houston)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
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