Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $169*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Big Creek Marina & Campground, Park Road 1, Somerville, Texas
https://www.big-creek-marina.com/Info/Directions.html
What three words: https://w3w.co/includes.brass.illustration
Plus: 8CGJ+33 Somerville, Texas
Lat, Lon 30.33015, -96.57941
Rego is $169:
Payment options are Paypal, Venmo, and CashApp(Square). Links to each are at the bottom of the Rego form when you register, and in the email you will receive after submitting the form.
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are 47 RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis.
but electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Big Creek Camp are not responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires.
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:30 pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars at Pavilion
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic
8 - 11 am Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Zippy/Butter Bling Trail
1pm Hump Buster Trail
1:15pm Not the Hump Buster & Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Blew Hole
(SAH3)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Big Surprise
(SummitH3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
ESPN
(BMH3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Womb Raider
(BMH3)
Flipper
(HABH3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Queer for the Ear
(Houston)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Pull the Prick Out
(Houston)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
ICP
(Houston)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Who’re Paint
(GQ Quarterly)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Pimpess
(NH3)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Honkers
(H4)
Fit clit
(H4)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Pearlz of Jizzdom
(SAH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Double Dribble
(Dallas)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Hoot Are You
(BMH3)
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