This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Oral Fixation
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Babagagush
(AH3)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Fit clit
(H4)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
ICP
(Houston)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Flipper
(HABH3)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Honkers
(H4)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
FUPA
(AH3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
NAW
(Brenham)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
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