This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Oral Fixation
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Fit clit
(H4)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
ICP
(Houston)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Honkers
(H4)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
NAW
(Brenham)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
FUPA
(AH3)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
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