This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Short sheeted
(H4)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
ICP
(Houston)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
FUPA
(AH3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
Oral Fixation
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Just Mike
(Houston)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
NAW
(Brenham)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Babagagush
(AH3)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Honkers
(H4)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Fit clit
(H4)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
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