This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Oral Fixation
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Babagagush
(AH3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
ICP
(Houston)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
NAW
(Brenham)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Honkers
(H4)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Fit clit
(H4)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
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