This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Oral Fixation
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
ICP
(Houston)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Honkers
(H4)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
FUPA
(AH3)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Fit clit
(H4)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Short sheeted
(H4)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
NAW
(Brenham)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Flipper
(HABH3)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
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