This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Short sheeted
(H4)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Just Mike
(Houston)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Fit clit
(H4)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
NAW
(Brenham)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
ICP
(Houston)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Oral Fixation
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Honkers
(H4)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
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