This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Fit clit
(H4)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Oral Fixation
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
ICP
(Houston)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
FUPA
(AH3)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
NAW
(Brenham)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Honkers
(H4)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Octopussy
(Houston)
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