This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Fit clit
(H4)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Honkers
(H4)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
ICP
(Houston)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Oral Fixation
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
NAW
(Brenham)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Fucktronix
(MH3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
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