This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Fit clit
(H4)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Oral Fixation
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
NAW
(Brenham)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
ICP
(Houston)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Honkers
(H4)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Babagagush
(AH3)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
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