This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Road Head
(Houston H3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Honkers
(H4)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Flipper
(HABH3)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
ICP
(Houston)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Oral Fixation
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Babagagush
(AH3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
NAW
(Brenham)
Fit clit
(H4)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
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