Online Rego for this event is closed. Please contact the Organizers if you still want to attend.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $189*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Payment options are Paypal (@GeorgeMalone), Venmo (@Shaft-ST2), and Cash App($ST2Shaft).
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:30 pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon
1pm Hump Buster Trail
1:15pm Not the Hump Buster & Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Babagagush
(AH3)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
ICP
(Houston)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Honkers
(H4)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Oral Fixation
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
FUPA
(AH3)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
F*cktronix
(MH3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Texass Facial
(SMUSHHH)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Fit clit
(H4)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Flipper
(HABH3)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Short sheeted
(H4)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
ESPN
(BMH3)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
NAW
(Brenham)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
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