This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
ICP
(Houston)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Fit clit
(H4)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
NAW
(Brenham)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
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Meow
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Honkers
(H4)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Oral Fixation
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
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