This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Honkers
(H4)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
NAW
(Brenham)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Oral Fixation
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Fit clit
(H4)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
ICP
(Houston)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
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