This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Dry Hose
(AH3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Flipper
(HABH3)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Honkers
(H4)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
NAW
(Brenham)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Fit clit
(H4)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
ICP
(Houston)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Just Christian
(SAH3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Short sheeted
(H4)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Oral Fixation
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
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