This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Honkers
(H4)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Fit clit
(H4)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Oral Fixation
FUPA
(AH3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
ICP
(Houston)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
NAW
(Brenham)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
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