This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Fit clit
(H4)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Flipper
(HABH3)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Honkers
(H4)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
NAW
(Brenham)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
ICP
(Houston)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Oral Fixation
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
ESPN
(BMH3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
FUPA
(AH3)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
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