This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Babagagush
(AH3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
NAW
(Brenham)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Octopussy
(Houston)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
ICP
(Houston)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Fit clit
(H4)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Honkers
(H4)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Oral Fixation
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
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