This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
ICP
(Houston)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
FUPA
(AH3)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Flipper
(HABH3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Oral Fixation
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Honkers
(H4)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
NAW
(Brenham)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Fit clit
(H4)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
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