This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
FUPA
(AH3)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
NAW
(Brenham)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Oral Fixation
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Fit clit
(H4)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Honkers
(H4)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
ICP
(Houston)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Babagagush
(AH3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
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