All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
including:
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Nymph hose
(H4)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
ICP
(Houston)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Fit clit
(H4)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
NAW
(Brenham)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
The Sorting Rack
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Honkers
(H4)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Oral Fixation
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
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