This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Oral Fixation
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
NAW
(Brenham)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
ICP
(Houston)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Fit clit
(H4)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Honkers
(H4)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
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