This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
NAW
(Brenham)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Fit clit
(H4)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
ICP
(Houston)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Flipper
(HABH3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Honkers
(H4)
FUPA
(AH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Oral Fixation
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Octopussy
(Houston)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Babagagush
(AH3)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
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