This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Oral Fixation
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
NAW
(Brenham)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Babagagush
(AH3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Flipper
(HABH3)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Short sheeted
(H4)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
ICP
(Houston)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Honkers
(H4)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Fit clit
(H4)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
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