This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Fit clit
(H4)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
ICP
(Houston)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Oral Fixation
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Octopussy
(Houston)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Honkers
(H4)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
NAW
(Brenham)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
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