This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
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...
The Sorting Rack
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“You wore spanx?! You ...
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Oral Fixation
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Fit clit
(H4)
Honkers
(H4)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
NAW
(Brenham)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Short sheeted
(H4)
ICP
(Houston)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
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