This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Fit clit
(H4)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Just Mike
(Houston)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Flipper
(HABH3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Nymph hose
(H4)
ICP
(Houston)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Honkers
(H4)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
NAW
(Brenham)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Oral Fixation
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
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