This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
NAW
(Brenham)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Flipper
(HABH3)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Honkers
(H4)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Oral Fixation
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
ICP
(Houston)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Fit clit
(H4)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
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