This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
ICP
(Houston)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Honkers
(H4)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Flipper
(HABH3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Fit clit
(H4)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Babagagush
(AH3)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
NAW
(Brenham)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Oral Fixation
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
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