This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Fit clit
(H4)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
ICP
(Houston)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
NAW
(Brenham)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Honkers
(H4)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Babagagush
(AH3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Oral Fixation
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
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