This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Fit clit
(H4)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Short sheeted
(H4)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Oral Fixation
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
ICP
(Houston)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Honkers
(H4)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
NAW
(Brenham)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
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