This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
FUPA
(AH3)
Honkers
(H4)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Octopussy
(Houston)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Oral Fixation
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
ICP
(Houston)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Fit clit
(H4)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
NAW
(Brenham)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
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