This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Honkers
(H4)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Fit clit
(H4)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Oral Fixation
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
ICP
(Houston)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Babagagush
(AH3)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
NAW
(Brenham)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
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