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Organizers:

All Shaft, no Head

ST-2

We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.

MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025

04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM

A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $200*

Hare(s):

Team Smurf

Shiggy:

Location:

Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX

What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank

Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879

Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.

Cash at gate will not be accepted

There are no one day rates!

*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!

Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!

There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.

Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.

Again please be considerate of those around you.

don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!

Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.

The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.

Now for the bad stuff:

Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.

There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.

TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.

Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!


Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc

Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits

Start Location Details

Welch Park, 1560 Thornberry Drive, Somerville, Texas

30.3366863, -96.551879

Schedule of Events

3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel


8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail


8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave

Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD


Public Event

See the full list!

262 Hashers came

including:

Dry Hose

(AH3)

FUPA

(AH3)

Beer Battered

(EPH3)

Weekend Suckasaurus

Dallas Urban Hash House Harriers
...

Caught Red Handed

(MOOOOUSTON)

Grand theft boxer

(EPH3)

Shoulder Pads

Brass Monkey H3
...

Poobacca

(NBH5)

Ascot to Mouth

(Queen City H4)

Noodling

Lost Geckos H3
...

Yard Ralph

(eATMeH3)

Just Sarah

(B3H3)

Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear

(Austin H3)

Flipper

(HABH3)

U*Holy Mother Fluffer

Alamogordo Hash House Harriers
“Ma” The Meatloaf!

$5 Ho

(MosquitoH3)

Cougarrand

(Houston)

Bubble Cumm

(GQ Quarterly )

Limpy Does Men

(DFWH3)

Twinkle Toes

Brass Monkey H3
...

Road Head

(Houston H3)

The Quicker Picker Upper

(SAH3)

Just'n TimberLips

(Houston)

Cheez-Spot

Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...

Greg

MOOOOUSTON
...

Ain’t nuthin but a horn dog

California Larrikins
...

Creepin Peepin

BEANERS BEANERS BEANERS H3
...

Mini Pearl Necklace

(Moving On-On Over...)

Doktor Spankenstein

(SAH3)

TreeRex

(SummitH3)

Ripped For Her Pleasure

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Deadhead

(FTWH3)

Trouble with Throuples

(Houston)

Honkers

(H4)

Just kneel and bob

(FUH3)

Terrojism

(eATMeH3)

Speedy Stud Bumper

(KissMyH3)

Ditch Bitch

(SAH3)

Gymno

(Somerville Rogue ...)

my teacher made me cum

(Border jumper H3)

Hi on Pot

(SummitH3)

Accidental Fingerbang

(SAH3)

Peters Out

(Alamogordo)

Bump Her Stick Her

Austin Hash House Harriers
...

Cock Ness Monster

(VoodooH3)

Dumb Cumpster

Brass Monkey H3
...

Crusty Beaver

(AustinH3)

Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)

(BJH3)

Never Gonna Score

(DFWH3)

Advanced Sexy Kitty

Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow

Five Finger Fuck Truck

Osan Bulgogi Hash House Harriers
...

Hitachi Topic

(NoH3-)

Elf on a Shart

(MosquitoH3)

Sharin’ Cocks

(Alamogordo Hash H...)

Deep Chocolate

San Diego Humpin' H3
...

EZ Chair

Masturbation HHH
...

Sly Dog

(H4 (Houston))

Back Door Betty

Border jumper H3
“I’m a lady, and only ...

Vagineer

(MOOOOUSTON)

Vagina shinz

(H4)

Twatwurst

Osan Bulgogi Hash House Harriers
I

Son Of A Peach

(FTWH3)

NAW

(Brenham)

Hippie Swallow

(Masturbation H3)

Red Foreskin

(eATMeH3)

Floppy Dicks

WaWhH3
...

House Shitter

(SAH3)

Texass Facial

South Mecklenburg Urban Shiggy Hash House Harriers
Party like a Rockstar

Outside Cat

(Brass Monkey H3)

I'll Pack Her

Bushwhackers H3
...

Fit clit

(H4)

Aryan Sisterhood

(BMH3)

Poophole Loophole

(Moving On-On Over...)

Tanned Peaches

(FTWH3)

E=mc^2

(EPH3)

Squeef

(Austin H3)

HoneyPot

(Mosquito H3)

Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker

CKH3

Friday The 13th Inch

(SAH3)

Rumple foreskin

(MoA2H3)

Saran Crap

(Houston)

Just Joseph

(HCH3)

Chicken Bag

(C2H3-TX)

German Chocolate Train Bang

(South Mecklenburg...)

Deep Throat

(TexomaH3)

Spandex Woody

(DUHHH)

Red bed redemption

(EPH3)

This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)

(Colorado Kimchi H3 )

Slam Bam Thank You Lamb

(VDH3)

Dicks Staff

(Texas crab hash)

Sleazy Baked Lovin

San Antonio Hash House Harriers
...

I Don’t Care Bear

Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
That’s right you like it!

BUTTlite

(HCH3)

4get-me-nutz

(Houston)

Second Gear Orgasm

(ICBINMH3)

Seven Deadly Dwarves

(KissMyH3)

It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat

(Houston)

One Lost Sole

(SummitH3)

Wrong Dong Thong

(DFWH3)

Evaporated MILF

(BJH3)

Vaginal Vortex

(RPH3)

Babagagush

(AH3)

Wet Spot

(FTWH3)

Just Another Bush

(Houston)

Donnie The Retard

(BMH3)

Santa on Crack

(KMH3)

Gayzelle

(Kawh3)

Pink Panty Poacher

(DFWH3)

Burger Queen

Austin H3
...

Just Christina

(MOOOOUSTON)

Li’l Chicken Choker

(GQQuarterlyH3)

Meat Stump

(FTWH3)

C’em Cummin

(HCH3)

Screws on the Bus

(GLH3)

Rear Ender

Kiss My Hash House Harriers
...

Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'

(Dallash3)

Daddy WarFucks

(SAH3)

Tits Baaaaad

(SAH3)

Nuthin' But Net

(BMH3)

Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs

Wandering Whore H3
...

Ask Me Something Personal

(Brass Monkey H3)

Mona’r Leesa

(DFWH3)

Harey Cum

(Brenham)

ICP

(Houston)

Pier1 Butt Plug

(Kawh3)

Scruffy McFucky

(Kimchi)

Fucktronix

(MH3)

Shiny Tiny

(Kawh3)

Fur On Fur Off

(KMH3)

Semen Toast Crunch

(Seattle H3)

Alley Cat

(Kawh3)

Nice Spread

DFW-H3
...

Top Shelf

Houston H3
Exiled in NOLA

Denmark Anal Play

(YKH3)

Bear Naked Short Shorts

(Houston)

Holy Crappist

(Houston)

Brokeback Switch Bitch

Dallas Fort-Worth
...

Cums Anyway

(Houston)

Just Chelsea

(CHHH)

Nun in the Stink

(Houston)

Pound Puppy

Mosquito Hash House Harriers
...

Gary the shitstain

(Kawh3)

Stank Ass

(C2H3-TX)

PotC: TCotBPN

No Balls H3
...

EZ Fag

(MosquitoH3)

Nappy Headed Homo

(Moving OnOn Over ...)

Elong-Dick

(Lost Geckos H3)

Cheeky Bastard

Brooklyn Hash House Harriers
...

Pump Friction

New Orleans Hash House Harriers
...

Octopussy

(Houston)

Just Mel

(DFWH3)

A Nice Little Boner

(Huzzah_H3)

Puddy Twat

(MOOOOUSTON)

C.H.E.E.T.O.S.

(H69)

Pee On Moon

Mosquito Hash House Harriers
...

Deodorcunt

(Huzzah Hash House...)

Little Stick

(Houston H3)

THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man

(NLCH3 )

Just Christian

(SAH3)

KatchUp

(Brass Monkey H3)

Just Christie

(Dallas Urban Hash...)

2-Mennonite

(Houston)

Cleveland Clothesline

(eATMeH3)

Pterodicty1

(Lost gekkos h3)

Genital Direction

(Kawh3)

Tie Me Up Before You Go Go

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
...

Cunts Way Low

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Drowning in Dick

Texas Road Whores H3
...

Meatless Wonder

(AustinH3)

5 Foot Butthole

(BMH3)

Don’t Tell My Wife

(TexomaH3)

Down N’ Dirty

(SAH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

Dallas Fort-Worth
...

Ball Nudger

Galveston H3
...

Caveman

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Mucho mochi sucky sucky

(Tequila y Tacos H...)

Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp

(NWAH3 (WOO))

Sweet Beef Meat

Wandering Whore H3
...

Mud in my crick

(Bmh3)

Ball Barker

(Houston H3)

Chewtoy

(DFWH3)

Wanksgiving

(Austin H3)

Just Cassie

(BMH3)

Whistle4Sex

Ruff Pack Hash House Harriers
...

Puddles

(AlohaH3)

Short sheeted

(H4)

The Sorting Rack

Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...

Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!

(DFW h3)

Tie Me Up Emo

(eATMeH3)

Better Brown than Down

(KH3)

Tiny Bubbles

(Houston H3)

Rotten Cherry

(C2H3-TX)

Tainted Loveseat

(LostGeckos)

Dick the Boy Wonder

Texas Crab Hash
On on

Manshatten Project

Aloha Hash House Harriers
Never trust a fart aft...

Nymph hose

(H4)

Poor Performer (PP)

Tidewater H3
Just your friendly nei...

Whip It Out

Motown/Ann Arbor H3
...

Cocktor Spork

BMH3
"I'll make it fit."

Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!

(H5-Korea)

Psycho Anal-ize Her

(SAH3)

Workless Cock

Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...

Rojo Hammer Toe

(AuroraH3)

Just a little pee pee

(NoH3-)

Look at that hole

Beaver Hole H3
...

Butter Bling

(ICBINMH3)

She Mussel Bitch

(AH3)

Just Ben

(SAH3)

Jack-A-Roo

(DFW-H3)

CockTails! Woo-oo!

Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...

Flavorful Emmissions

(Colorado Kimchi)

Fuck Fuck Goose

(Brass Monkey H3 /...)

I’m So Rong

Huzzah Hash House Harriers
...

Cum-Puss

(BMH3)

MouthfulOfMeat

(AH3)

Casting Cooch

Dallas H3
There's always room on...

Inappropriate

(Houston H3)

Just Mike

(Houston)

Exhibootynist

(KMH3)

Just Bri

(Brass Monkey H3 /...)

Dead Pussy

(Mosquito Hash Hou...)

Fucking Tree Hugger

(Brass Monkey H3)

Leeroy & Stitches

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Hound Dog

(Somerville Rogue ...)

Sticky Dick Slap

(LostGeckos)

PRETZEL

(TEXAS CRAB HASH)

Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia

(TyTsH3)

Tater Tits

(FWH3)

El Testicular Tongue Trauma

(TyTsH3)

Throat Hickey Chglglgl

(MosquitoH3)

Ganjaman

(VCH3)

THE VIRGINATOR!

(DCRW)

PeeCock

Wandering Whore H3
...

Lumberjack Off

Shark Week H3
Lumber Jackoff

Penis First Mouth Second

(BMH3)

I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT

(HCH3)

Shiggy Stardust!

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
BlowMe, Creepy, Pretty...

Mighty Mouth

(Texoma H3)

Seaman Sammich

Mosquito Hash House Harriers
...

Kinky Candied Ham

Texas Road Whores H3
...

MILF and Cookie

(SAH3)

Mistress of Masochism (MOM)

(Alamogordo)

Puppy Batter

(Houston)

Fuck The Kitchen

(MOOOOUSTON)

Grand Theft Auto

(Kimchi)

Jagz Off Horses

Northwest Arkansas Hash House Harriers
...

Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)

(SummitH3)

2Good2Swallow

(TyTsH3)

Dumpsterbaiter

(Moving OnOn Over ...)

Ice Ice Crazie

(VoodooH3)

Medicinal Handjob

(DRIFTERH3)

ESPN

(BMH3)

Juicy Loosey

(KissMyH3)

Big booty hoe

(EPH3)

Platterpuss

(Houston H3)

Oral Fixation

CKH3

Little Shop of Horrors

Little Rock Hash House Harriers
...

Roll Model

(Mosquito Hash Hou...)

Douche Check, Aisle 2

Mosquito Hash House Harriers
...