Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $179*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Big Creek Marina & Campground, Park Road 1, Somerville, Texas
https://www.big-creek-marina.com/Info/Directions.html
What three words: https://w3w.co/includes.brass.illustration
Plus: 8CGJ+33 Somerville, Texas
Lat, Lon 30.33015, -96.57941
Payment options are Paypal (select the payment on this site and it will direct you correctly), Venmo (@Shaft-ST2), and CashApp(Square). Links to each are at the bottom of the Rego form when you register, and in the email you will receive after submitting the form.
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are 47 RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis.
but electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Big Creek Camp are not responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires.
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:30 pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars at Pavilion
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Zippy/Butter Bling Trail
1pm Hump Buster Trail
1:15pm Not the Hump Buster & Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
ICP
(Houston)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Womb Raider
(BMH3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Fit clit
(H4)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
NAW
(Brenham)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
The Sorting Rack
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“You wore spanx?! You ...
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
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Meow
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Hoot Are You
(BMH3)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Hound Dog
(Brenham H3)
Pearlz of Jizzdom
(SAH3)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Squirt
(BMH3)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Honkers
(H4)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Texass Facial
(SMUSHHH)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Babagagush
(AH3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Gymno
(Brenham H3)
Queer for the Ear
(Houston)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Blew Hole
(SAH3)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Double Dribble
(Dallas)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
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...
FUPA
(AH3)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Oral Fixation
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Pull the Prick Out
(Houston)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
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