This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
NAW
(Brenham)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Oral Fixation
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Honkers
(H4)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Fit clit
(H4)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Babagagush
(AH3)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
FUPA
(AH3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
ICP
(Houston)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
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