This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Honkers
(H4)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Oral Fixation
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
NAW
(Brenham)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Just Mike
(Houston)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
ICP
(Houston)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Fit clit
(H4)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
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