This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Fit clit
(H4)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Oral Fixation
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Honkers
(H4)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
NAW
(Brenham)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Just Mike
(Houston)
ICP
(Houston)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
FUPA
(AH3)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Nymph hose
(H4)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
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