This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Oral Fixation
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Road Head
(Houston H3)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
NAW
(Brenham)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Fit clit
(H4)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
ICP
(Houston)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Honkers
(H4)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
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