This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Fit clit
(H4)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
ICP
(Houston)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Oral Fixation
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
NAW
(Brenham)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Honkers
(H4)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
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