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This event will cap at 300 PAID Regos. Regos are not guaranteed until paid.

Organizers:

All Shaft, no Head

ST-2

We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.

MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025

04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM

A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $169*

Hare(s):

Team Smurf

Shiggy:

Location:

Big Creek Marina & Campground, Park Road 1, Somerville, Texas

https://www.big-creek-marina.com/Info/Directions.html

What three words: https://w3w.co/includes.brass.illustration

Plus: 8CGJ+33 Somerville, Texas

Lat, Lon 30.33015, -96.57941

Rego is $169:
Payment options are Paypal, Venmo, and CashApp(Square). Links to each are at the bottom of the Rego form when you register, and in the email you will receive after submitting the form.
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!

Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!

There are 47 RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis.
but electric and water sharing would be appreciated.

Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.

Again please be considerate of those around you.

Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.

The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.

Now for the bad stuff:

Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.

There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.

TXIH2025 nor Big Creek Camp are not responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.

Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires.


Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc

Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits

Start Location Details

Big Creek Marina & Campground, Park Road 1, Somerville, Texas

30.33015, -96.57941

Schedule of Events

3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:30 pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars at Pavilion
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic


8 - 11 am Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Zippy/Butter Bling Trail
1pm Hump Buster Trail
1:15pm Not the Hump Buster & Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail


8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave

Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD


Public Event

See the full list!

192 Hashers cumming

including:

Meat Stump

(FTWH3)

Manshatten Project

Aloha Hash House Harriers
Never trust a fart aft...

Exhibootynist

(KMH3)

Cocktor Spork

BMH3
"I'll make it fit."

Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'

(Dallash3)

Nuthin' But Net

(BMH3)

It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat

(Houston)

Wrong Dong Thong

(DFWH3)

Fuck The Kitchen

(MOOOOUSTON)

my teacher made me cum

(Border jumper H3)

Who’re Paint

(GQ Quarterly)

Cum-Puss

(BMH3)

Rear Ender

Kiss My Hash House Harriers
...

HoneyPot

(Mosquito H3)

Mistress of Masochism (MOM)

(Alamogordo)

Yard Ralph

(eATMeH3)

I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT

(HCH3)

Cock Ness Monster

(VoodooH3)

Pee On Moon

Mosquito Hash House Harriers
...

Evaporated MILF

(BJH3)

Big Surprise

(SummitH3)

Elong-Dick

(Lost Geckos H3)

Puppy Batter

(Houston)

Gayzelle

(Kawh3)

Double Dribble

(Dallas)

Dick the Boy Wonder

Texas Crab Hash
On on

Ask Me Something Personal

(Brass Monkey H3)

Penis First Mouth Second

(BMH3)

Babagagush

(AH3)

Meatless Wonder

(AustinH3)

Drowning in Dick

Texas Road Whores H3
...

Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia

(TyTsH3)

Twatwurst

Osan Bulgogi Hash House Harriers
I

Alley Cat

(Kawh3)

Sleazy Baked Lovin

San Antonio Hash House Harriers
...

Don’t Tell My Wife

(TexomaH3)

Big booty hoe

(EPH3)

Just Cassie

(BMH3)

Casting Cooch

Dallas H3
There's always room on...

Sly Dog

(H4 (Houston))

Naked Scarem

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs

Wandering Whore H3
...

Tits Baaaaad

(SAH3)

Fuck Fuck Goose

(Brass Monkey H3 /...)

Pull the Prick Out

(Houston)

Poophole Loophole

(Moving On-On Over...)

Deep Throat

(TexomaH3)

Hitachi Topic

(NoH3-)

Tainted Loveseat

(LostGeckos)

Nice Spread

DFW-H3
...

Hippie Swallow

(Masturbation H3)

BUTTlite

(HCH3)

Roll Model

(Mosquito Hash Hou...)

Jedi Mind Wank

Dallas Fort-Worth
...

Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)

(SummitH3)

KatchUp

(Brass Monkey H3)

Chewtoy

(DFWH3)

Mini Pearl Necklace

(Moving On-On Over...)

Lumberjack Off

Shark Week H3
Lumber Jackoff

Kinky Candied Ham

Texas Road Whores H3
...

A Nice Little Boner

(Huzzah_H3)

TreeRex

(SummitH3)

Caveman

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Deep Chocolate

San Diego Humpin' H3
...

I’m So Rong

Huzzah Hash House Harriers
...

CockTails! Woo-oo!

Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...

Butter Bling

(ICBINMH3)

Stank Ass

(C2H3-TX)

Santa on Crack

(KMH3)

Pimpess

(NH3)

Peters Out

(Alamogordo)

Look at that hole

Beaver Hole H3
...

Fucking Tree Hugger

(Brass Monkey H3)

Tanned Peaches

(FTWH3)

Mucho mochi sucky sucky

(Tequila y Tacos H...)

Seaman Sammich

Mosquito Hash House Harriers
...

I Don’t Care Bear

Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
That’s right you like it!

Jagz Off Horses

Northwest Arkansas Hash House Harriers
...

Crusty Beaver

(AustinH3)

Doktor Spankenstein

(SAH3)

Greg

MOOOOUSTON
...

Bump Her Stick Her

Austin Hash House Harriers
...

Tit Pic

San Antonio Hash House Harriers
...

Cleveland Clothesline

(eATMeH3)

Vaginal Vortex

(RPH3)

Vagina shinz

(H4)

Seven Deadly Dwarves

(KissMyH3)

Hoot Are You

(BMH3)

Genital Direction

(Kawh3)

Deadhead

(FTWH3)

Never Gonna Score

(DFWH3)

4get-me-nutz

(Houston)

Bear Naked Short Shorts

(Houston)

Ripped For Her Pleasure

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

2-Mennonite

(Houston)

Cheez-Spot

Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...

Sticky Dick Slap

(LostGeckos)

FUPA

(AH3)

Medicinal Handjob

(DRIFTERH3)

Just Bri

(Brass Monkey H3 /...)

Floppy Dicks

WaWhH3
...

Just Mel

(DFWH3)

The Sorting Rack

Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...

Pump Friction

New Orleans Hash House Harriers
...

Just Ricardo (MosquitoH3)

Mosquito Hash House Harriers
...

Back Door Betty

Border jumper H3
“I’m a lady, and only ...

Dicks Staff

(Texas crab hash)

Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!

(DFW h3)

Outside Cat

(Brass Monkey H3)

Cums Anyway

(Houston)

Weekend Suckasaurus

Dallas Urban Hash House Harriers
...

Douche Check, Aisle 2

Mosquito Hash House Harriers
...

EZ Chair

Masturbation HHH
...

Tie Me Up Before You Go Go

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
...

Wet Spot

(FTWH3)

Honkers

(H4)

Sweet Beef Meat

Wandering Whore H3
...

Li’l Chicken Choker

(GQQuarterlyH3)

Fit clit

(H4)

Little Stick

(Houston H3)

Terrojism

(eATMeH3)

She Mussel Bitch

(AH3)

Dumpsterbaiter

(Moving OnOn Over ...)

Advanced Sexy Kitty

Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow

PRETZEL

(TEXAS CRAB HASH)

C.H.E.E.T.O.S.

(H69)

Ditch Bitch

(SAH3)

Pound Puppy

Mosquito Hash House Harriers
...

Red Foreskin

(eATMeH3)

Ganjaman

(VCH3)

Poobacca

(NBH5)

Platterpuss

(Houston H3)

Ain’t nuthin but a horn dog

California Larrikins
...

Tie Me Up Emo

(eATMeH3)

Fur On Fur Off

(KMH3)

Just a little pee pee

(NoH3-)

Juicy Loosey

(KissMyH3)

PeeCock

Wandering Whore H3
...

Leeroy & Stitches

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Bubble Cumm

(GQ Quarterly )

ESPN

(BMH3)

Rotten Cherry

(C2H3-TX)

Squeef

(Austin H3)

Noodling

Lost Geckos H3
...

Down N’ Dirty

(SAH3)

Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp

(NWAH3 (WOO))

Flipper

(HABH3)

Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)

(BJH3)

ICP

(Houston)

Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!

(H5-Korea)

Rumple foreskin

(MoA2H3)

One Lost Sole

(SummitH3)

Jack-A-Roo

(DFW-H3)

Chicken Bag

(C2H3-TX)

Son Of A Peach

(FTWH3)

Mona’r Leesa

(DFWH3)

Cunts Way Low

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

The Quicker Picker Upper

(SAH3)

Brokeback Switch Bitch

Dallas Fort-Worth
...

Workless Cock

Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...

Friday The 13th Inch

(SAH3)

Nun in the Stink

(Houston)

I'll Pack Her

Bushwhackers H3
...

Queer for the Ear

(Houston)

Pearlz of Jizzdom

(SAH3)

Limpy Does Men

(DFWH3)

Tater Tits

(FWH3)

THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man

(NLCH3 )

Womb Raider

(BMH3)

Just Christie

(Dallas Urban Hash...)

Blew Hole

(SAH3)

Caught Red Handed

(MOOOOUSTON)

Just kneel and bob

(FUH3)

Nappy Headed Homo

(Moving OnOn Over ...)

C’em Cummin

(HCH3)

Sharin’ Cocks

(Alamogordo Hash H...)

Wanksgiving

(Austin H3)

Hi on Pot

(SummitH3)

Top Shelf

Houston H3
Exiled in NOLA

Mighty Mouth

(Texoma H3)

Cougarrand

(Houston)

Throat Hickey Chglglgl

(MosquitoH3)

Whip It Out

Motown/Ann Arbor H3
...

Aryan Sisterhood

(BMH3)

Shiny Tiny

(Kawh3)

Inappropriate

(Houston H3)

Donnie The Retard

(BMH3)

Twinkle Toes

Brass Monkey H3
...

Deodorcunt

(Huzzah Hash House...)