This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Babagagush
(AH3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
ICP
(Houston)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Fit clit
(H4)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
NAW
(Brenham)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Honkers
(H4)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Oral Fixation
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
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