This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Oral Fixation
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
ICP
(Houston)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Fit clit
(H4)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
FUPA
(AH3)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Honkers
(H4)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
NAW
(Brenham)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
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