This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Oral Fixation
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
NAW
(Brenham)
Honkers
(H4)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Fit clit
(H4)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
ICP
(Houston)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
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