This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Oral Fixation
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Honkers
(H4)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
NAW
(Brenham)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Fit clit
(H4)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
ICP
(Houston)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
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