This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
ICP
(Houston)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Oral Fixation
Flipper
(HABH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Fit clit
(H4)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Honkers
(H4)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
NAW
(Brenham)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
FUPA
(AH3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
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