Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $169*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Big Creek Marina & Campground, Park Road 1, Somerville, Texas
https://www.big-creek-marina.com/Info/Directions.html
What three words: https://w3w.co/includes.brass.illustration
Plus: 8CGJ+33 Somerville, Texas
Lat, Lon 30.33015, -96.57941
Rego is $169:
Payment options are Paypal, Venmo, and CashApp(Square). Links to each are at the bottom of the Rego form when you register, and in the email you will receive after submitting the form.
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are 47 RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis.
but electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Big Creek Camp are not responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires.
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:30 pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars at Pavilion
8 - 11 am Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Zippy/Butter Bling Trail
1pm Hump Buster Trail
1:15pm Not the Hump Buster & Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Public Event
including:
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Queer for the Ear
(Houston)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Honkers
(H4)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
The Sorting Rack
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“You wore spanx?! You ...
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Pimpess
(NH3)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Womb Raider
(BMH3)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Who’re Paint
(GQ Quarterly)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
ICP
(Houston)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Jeanie Weenie
(MadisonH3)
Pearlz of Jizzdom
(SAH3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Babagagush
(AH3)
2Fists2Furrious
(THICC)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Blew Hole
(SAH3)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Pull the Prick Out
(Houston)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Hoot Are You
(BMH3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
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