This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
NAW
(Brenham)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Oral Fixation
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
ICP
(Houston)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
ESPN
(BMH3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Fit clit
(H4)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Honkers
(H4)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
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