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Organizers:

All Shaft, no Head

ST-2

We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.

MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025

04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM

A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $200*

Hare(s):

Team Smurf

Shiggy:

Location:

Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX

What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank

Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879

Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.

Cash at gate will not be accepted

There are no one day rates!

*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!

Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!

There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.

Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.

Again please be considerate of those around you.

don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!

Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.

The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.

Now for the bad stuff:

Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.

There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.

TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.

Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!


Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc

Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits

Start Location Details

Welch Park, 1560 Thornberry Drive, Somerville, Texas

30.3366863, -96.551879

Schedule of Events

3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel


8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail


8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave

Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD


Public Event

See the full list!

262 Hashers came

including:

Wrong Dong Thong

(DFWH3)

THE VIRGINATOR!

(DCRW)

Hitachi Topic

(NoH3-)

Yard Ralph

(eATMeH3)

Jagz Off Horses

Northwest Arkansas Hash House Harriers
...

Juicy Loosey

(KissMyH3)

Fur On Fur Off

(KMH3)

Caveman

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

CockTails! Woo-oo!

Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...

Jedi Mind Wank

Dallas Fort-Worth
...

Advanced Sexy Kitty

Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow

Accidental Fingerbang

(SAH3)

$5 Ho

(MosquitoH3)

EZ Fag

(MosquitoH3)

Daddy WarFucks

(SAH3)

Aryan Sisterhood

(BMH3)

Pee On Moon

Mosquito Hash House Harriers
...

Cocktor Spork

BMH3
"I'll make it fit."

Pump Friction

New Orleans Hash House Harriers
...

Sticky Dick Slap

(LostGeckos)

Road Head

(Houston H3)

Whistle4Sex

Ruff Pack Hash House Harriers
...

Hound Dog

(Somerville Rogue ...)

PeeCock

Wandering Whore H3
...

Just kneel and bob

(FUH3)

Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!

(DFW h3)

Crusty Beaver

(AustinH3)

Better Brown than Down

(KH3)

Ball Barker

(Houston H3)

Red bed redemption

(EPH3)

Genital Direction

(Kawh3)

Douche Check, Aisle 2

Mosquito Hash House Harriers
...

Ask Me Something Personal

(Brass Monkey H3)

Mucho mochi sucky sucky

(Tequila y Tacos H...)

I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT

(HCH3)

Deep Chocolate

San Diego Humpin' H3
...

Donnie The Retard

(BMH3)

Red Foreskin

(eATMeH3)

Sly Dog

(H4 (Houston))

Dead Pussy

(Mosquito Hash Hou...)

Tanned Peaches

(FTWH3)

U*Holy Mother Fluffer

Alamogordo Hash House Harriers
“Ma” The Meatloaf!

Fucking Tree Hugger

(Brass Monkey H3)

Butter Bling

(ICBINMH3)

Nymph hose

(H4)

my teacher made me cum

(Border jumper H3)

Penis First Mouth Second

(BMH3)

Cleveland Clothesline

(eATMeH3)

FUPA

(AH3)

Hippie Swallow

(Masturbation H3)

EZ Chair

Masturbation HHH
...

Bear Naked Short Shorts

(Houston)

One Lost Sole

(SummitH3)

Oral Fixation

CKH3

Peters Out

(Alamogordo)

House Shitter

(SAH3)

Sharin’ Cocks

(Alamogordo Hash H...)

Tie Me Up Before You Go Go

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
...

Son Of A Peach

(FTWH3)

Cums Anyway

(Houston)

Nun in the Stink

(Houston)

2Good2Swallow

(TyTsH3)

Just a little pee pee

(NoH3-)

Alley Cat

(Kawh3)

THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man

(NLCH3 )

Jack-A-Roo

(DFW-H3)

Little Stick

(Houston H3)

Rotten Cherry

(C2H3-TX)

PotC: TCotBPN

No Balls H3
...

Vagina shinz

(H4)

Creepin Peepin

BEANERS BEANERS BEANERS H3
...

Throat Hickey Chglglgl

(MosquitoH3)

Weekend Suckasaurus

Dallas Urban Hash House Harriers
...

Just Cassie

(BMH3)

Pound Puppy

Mosquito Hash House Harriers
...

Cougarrand

(Houston)

Harey Cum

(Brenham)

Bubble Cumm

(GQ Quarterly )

Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp

(NWAH3 (WOO))

Pink Panty Poacher

(DFWH3)

Ascot to Mouth

(Queen City H4)

Leeroy & Stitches

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Cunts Way Low

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Roll Model

(Mosquito Hash Hou...)

NAW

(Brenham)

Honkers

(H4)

Casting Cooch

Dallas H3
There's always room on...

Mini Pearl Necklace

(Moving On-On Over...)

4get-me-nutz

(Houston)

MILF and Cookie

(SAH3)

KatchUp

(Brass Monkey H3)

Chicken Bag

(C2H3-TX)

Trouble with Throuples

(Houston)

Ganjaman

(VCH3)

Dry Hose

(AH3)

Just Mel

(DFWH3)

Pier1 Butt Plug

(Kawh3)

HoneyPot

(Mosquito H3)

Octopussy

(Houston)

Squeef

(Austin H3)

Deep Throat

(TexomaH3)

Fit clit

(H4)

Back Door Betty

Border jumper H3
“I’m a lady, and only ...

Just Sarah

(B3H3)

Mighty Mouth

(Texoma H3)

Flipper

(HABH3)

Meatless Wonder

(AustinH3)

Beer Battered

(EPH3)

Poophole Loophole

(Moving On-On Over...)

Never Gonna Score

(DFWH3)

BUTTlite

(HCH3)

Manshatten Project

Aloha Hash House Harriers
Never trust a fart aft...

The Sorting Rack

Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...

C’em Cummin

(HCH3)

Texass Facial

South Mecklenburg Urban Shiggy Hash House Harriers
Party like a Rockstar

Hi on Pot

(SummitH3)

Outside Cat

(Brass Monkey H3)

Mistress of Masochism (MOM)

(Alamogordo)

Mona’r Leesa

(DFWH3)

Mud in my crick

(Bmh3)

Shoulder Pads

Brass Monkey H3
...

El Testicular Tongue Trauma

(TyTsH3)

C.H.E.E.T.O.S.

(H69)

Seven Deadly Dwarves

(KissMyH3)

Poobacca

(NBH5)

Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)

(BJH3)

Exhibootynist

(KMH3)

Saran Crap

(Houston)

Fuck Fuck Goose

(Brass Monkey H3 /...)

Grand Theft Auto

(Kimchi)

TreeRex

(SummitH3)

Elong-Dick

(Lost Geckos H3)

Speedy Stud Bumper

(KissMyH3)

Gary the shitstain

(Kawh3)

Down N’ Dirty

(SAH3)

Twinkle Toes

Brass Monkey H3
...

Dick the Boy Wonder

Texas Crab Hash
On on

Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs

Wandering Whore H3
...

Dumb Cumpster

Brass Monkey H3
...

Cheeky Bastard

Brooklyn Hash House Harriers
...

Denmark Anal Play

(YKH3)

Rear Ender

Kiss My Hash House Harriers
...

5 Foot Butthole

(BMH3)

A Nice Little Boner

(Huzzah_H3)

Screws on the Bus

(GLH3)

ESPN

(BMH3)

Inappropriate

(Houston H3)

Vagineer

(MOOOOUSTON)

Poor Performer (PP)

Tidewater H3
Just your friendly nei...

Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia

(TyTsH3)

Just Mike

(Houston)

Elf on a Shart

(MosquitoH3)

PRETZEL

(TEXAS CRAB HASH)

Seaman Sammich

Mosquito Hash House Harriers
...

Drowning in Dick

Texas Road Whores H3
...

ICP

(Houston)

Holy Crappist

(Houston)

Chewtoy

(DFWH3)

Burger Queen

Austin H3
...

Stank Ass

(C2H3-TX)

Tiny Bubbles

(Houston H3)

Dumpsterbaiter

(Moving OnOn Over ...)

Just Christina

(MOOOOUSTON)

Fuck The Kitchen

(MOOOOUSTON)

Ain’t nuthin but a horn dog

California Larrikins
...

I Don’t Care Bear

Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
That’s right you like it!

Limpy Does Men

(DFWH3)

I'll Pack Her

Bushwhackers H3
...

Sleazy Baked Lovin

San Antonio Hash House Harriers
...

Kinky Candied Ham

Texas Road Whores H3
...

Medicinal Handjob

(DRIFTERH3)

Noodling

Lost Geckos H3
...

Vaginal Vortex

(RPH3)

Just Christian

(SAH3)

Shiny Tiny

(Kawh3)

Friday The 13th Inch

(SAH3)

Cheez-Spot

Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...

Puppy Batter

(Houston)

Greg

MOOOOUSTON
...

Fucktronix

(MH3)

Top Shelf

Houston H3
Exiled in NOLA

It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat

(Houston)

Just Chelsea

(CHHH)

Gayzelle

(Kawh3)

Just Another Bush

(Houston)

Terrojism

(eATMeH3)

Spandex Woody

(DUHHH)

Flavorful Emmissions

(Colorado Kimchi)

Tits Baaaaad

(SAH3)

Workless Cock

Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...

Scruffy McFucky

(Kimchi)

Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker

CKH3

This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)

(Colorado Kimchi H3 )

Just'n TimberLips

(Houston)

Puddy Twat

(MOOOOUSTON)

Evaporated MILF

(BJH3)

Doktor Spankenstein

(SAH3)

Ripped For Her Pleasure

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Ditch Bitch

(SAH3)

Tainted Loveseat

(LostGeckos)

2-Mennonite

(Houston)

Second Gear Orgasm

(ICBINMH3)

Cum-Puss

(BMH3)

Rojo Hammer Toe

(AuroraH3)

Grand theft boxer

(EPH3)

Dicks Staff

(Texas crab hash)

Five Finger Fuck Truck

Osan Bulgogi Hash House Harriers
...

Nice Spread

DFW-H3
...

Tater Tits

(FWH3)

Just Ben

(SAH3)

Wet Spot

(FTWH3)

Santa on Crack

(KMH3)

Deadhead

(FTWH3)

I’m So Rong

Huzzah Hash House Harriers
...

Semen Toast Crunch

(Seattle H3)

German Chocolate Train Bang

(South Mecklenburg...)

Just Joseph

(HCH3)

Babagagush

(AH3)

Floppy Dicks

WaWhH3
...

Big booty hoe

(EPH3)

Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear

(Austin H3)

Platterpuss

(Houston H3)

Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)

(SummitH3)

She Mussel Bitch

(AH3)

E=mc^2

(EPH3)

Gymno

(Somerville Rogue ...)

The Quicker Picker Upper

(SAH3)

Whip It Out

Motown/Ann Arbor H3
...

Don’t Tell My Wife

(TexomaH3)

MouthfulOfMeat

(AH3)

Slam Bam Thank You Lamb

(VDH3)

Ball Nudger

Galveston H3
...

Puddles

(AlohaH3)

Bump Her Stick Her

Austin Hash House Harriers
...

Short sheeted

(H4)

Lumberjack Off

Shark Week H3
Lumber Jackoff

Just Christie

(Dallas Urban Hash...)

Wanksgiving

(Austin H3)

Just Bri

(Brass Monkey H3 /...)

Sweet Beef Meat

Wandering Whore H3
...

Look at that hole

Beaver Hole H3
...

Nuthin' But Net

(BMH3)

Little Shop of Horrors

Little Rock Hash House Harriers
...

Nappy Headed Homo

(Moving OnOn Over ...)

Meat Stump

(FTWH3)

Deodorcunt

(Huzzah Hash House...)

Caught Red Handed

(MOOOOUSTON)

Pterodicty1

(Lost gekkos h3)

Li’l Chicken Choker

(GQQuarterlyH3)

Psycho Anal-ize Her

(SAH3)

Rumple foreskin

(MoA2H3)

Ice Ice Crazie

(VoodooH3)

Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'

(Dallash3)

Tie Me Up Emo

(eATMeH3)

Cock Ness Monster

(VoodooH3)

Shiggy Stardust!

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
BlowMe, Creepy, Pretty...

Twatwurst

Osan Bulgogi Hash House Harriers
I

Brokeback Switch Bitch

Dallas Fort-Worth
...

Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!

(H5-Korea)