This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
ICP
(Houston)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
FUPA
(AH3)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Oral Fixation
NAW
(Brenham)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Honkers
(H4)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Fit clit
(H4)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Flipper
(HABH3)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
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