Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $169*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Big Creek Marina & Campground, Park Road 1, Somerville, Texas
https://www.big-creek-marina.com/Info/Directions.html
What three words: https://w3w.co/includes.brass.illustration
Plus: 8CGJ+33 Somerville, Texas
Lat, Lon 30.33015, -96.57941
Rego is $169:
Payment options are Paypal, Venmo, and CashApp(Square). Links to each are at the bottom of the Rego form when you register, and in the email you will receive after submitting the form.
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are 47 RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis.
but electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Big Creek Camp are not responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires.
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:30 pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars at Pavilion
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic
8 - 11 am Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Zippy/Butter Bling Trail
1pm Hump Buster Trail
1:15pm Not the Hump Buster & Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Who’re Paint
(GQ Quarterly)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Big Surprise
(SummitH3)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Double Dribble
(Dallas)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Pull the Prick Out
(Houston)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Pimpess
(NH3)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Hoot Are You
(BMH3)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
FUPA
(AH3)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Honkers
(H4)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Fit clit
(H4)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
ESPN
(BMH3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Flipper
(HABH3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
ICP
(Houston)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Queer for the Ear
(Houston)
Pearlz of Jizzdom
(SAH3)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Womb Raider
(BMH3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Blew Hole
(SAH3)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
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