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Organizers:

All Shaft, no Head

ST-2

We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.

MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025

04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM

A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $200*

Hare(s):

Team Smurf

Shiggy:

Location:

Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX

What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank

Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879

Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.

Cash at gate will not be accepted

There are no one day rates!

*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!

Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!

There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.

Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.

Again please be considerate of those around you.

don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!

Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.

The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.

Now for the bad stuff:

Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.

There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.

TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.

Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!


Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc

Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits

Start Location Details

Welch Park, 1560 Thornberry Drive, Somerville, Texas

30.3366863, -96.551879

Schedule of Events

3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel


8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail


8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave

Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD


Public Event

See the full list!

262 Hashers came

including:

Don’t Tell My Wife

(TexomaH3)

Creepin Peepin

BEANERS BEANERS BEANERS H3
...

Ain’t nuthin but a horn dog

California Larrikins
...

Yard Ralph

(eATMeH3)

Fucking Tree Hugger

(Brass Monkey H3)

Twinkle Toes

Brass Monkey H3
...

Just Mike

(Houston)

Tie Me Up Emo

(eATMeH3)

Mud in my crick

(Bmh3)

Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)

(BJH3)

Whip It Out

Motown/Ann Arbor H3
...

Just a little pee pee

(NoH3-)

Jack-A-Roo

(DFW-H3)

One Lost Sole

(SummitH3)

Kinky Candied Ham

Texas Road Whores H3
...

Deep Throat

(TexomaH3)

Workless Cock

Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...

Mucho mochi sucky sucky

(Tequila y Tacos H...)

Meat Stump

(FTWH3)

Chewtoy

(DFWH3)

Just Mel

(DFWH3)

Elf on a Shart

(MosquitoH3)

Advanced Sexy Kitty

Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow

Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear

(Austin H3)

Cunts Way Low

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Throat Hickey Chglglgl

(MosquitoH3)

Brokeback Switch Bitch

Dallas Fort-Worth
...

Oral Fixation

CKH3

Tainted Loveseat

(LostGeckos)

Nice Spread

DFW-H3
...

She Mussel Bitch

(AH3)

Five Finger Fuck Truck

Osan Bulgogi Hash House Harriers
...

Aryan Sisterhood

(BMH3)

I Don’t Care Bear

Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
That’s right you like it!

Pink Panty Poacher

(DFWH3)

Better Brown than Down

(KH3)

Twatwurst

Osan Bulgogi Hash House Harriers
I

PeeCock

Wandering Whore H3
...

I'll Pack Her

Bushwhackers H3
...

Just Joseph

(HCH3)

German Chocolate Train Bang

(South Mecklenburg...)

Just'n TimberLips

(Houston)

Short sheeted

(H4)

Psycho Anal-ize Her

(SAH3)

4get-me-nutz

(Houston)

Dumpsterbaiter

(Moving OnOn Over ...)

Octopussy

(Houston)

Ball Barker

(Houston H3)

Vagineer

(MOOOOUSTON)

$5 Ho

(MosquitoH3)

Poophole Loophole

(Moving On-On Over...)

Hippie Swallow

(Masturbation H3)

Semen Toast Crunch

(Seattle H3)

Medicinal Handjob

(DRIFTERH3)

Red Foreskin

(eATMeH3)

EZ Chair

Masturbation HHH
...

Seven Deadly Dwarves

(KissMyH3)

Ice Ice Crazie

(VoodooH3)

I’m So Rong

Huzzah Hash House Harriers
...

Flavorful Emmissions

(Colorado Kimchi)

El Testicular Tongue Trauma

(TyTsH3)

Cocktor Spork

BMH3
"I'll make it fit."

Puppy Batter

(Houston)

Tater Tits

(FWH3)

Shoulder Pads

Brass Monkey H3
...

Down N’ Dirty

(SAH3)

Juicy Loosey

(KissMyH3)

Grand Theft Auto

(Kimchi)

Santa on Crack

(KMH3)

Drowning in Dick

Texas Road Whores H3
...

This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)

(Colorado Kimchi H3 )

5 Foot Butthole

(BMH3)

BUTTlite

(HCH3)

Donnie The Retard

(BMH3)

Screws on the Bus

(GLH3)

Nymph hose

(H4)

Deodorcunt

(Huzzah Hash House...)

C.H.E.E.T.O.S.

(H69)

CockTails! Woo-oo!

Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...

Ascot to Mouth

(Queen City H4)

NAW

(Brenham)

Babagagush

(AH3)

Elong-Dick

(Lost Geckos H3)

Tie Me Up Before You Go Go

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
...

Wrong Dong Thong

(DFWH3)

Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'

(Dallash3)

Sly Dog

(H4 (Houston))

Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!

(H5-Korea)

Fur On Fur Off

(KMH3)

Mistress of Masochism (MOM)

(Alamogordo)

Vagina shinz

(H4)

KatchUp

(Brass Monkey H3)

Whistle4Sex

Ruff Pack Hash House Harriers
...

A Nice Little Boner

(Huzzah_H3)

Inappropriate

(Houston H3)

Tanned Peaches

(FTWH3)

Dumb Cumpster

Brass Monkey H3
...

Rotten Cherry

(C2H3-TX)

Evaporated MILF

(BJH3)

Mini Pearl Necklace

(Moving On-On Over...)

Saran Crap

(Houston)

Poobacca

(NBH5)

Limpy Does Men

(DFWH3)

Shiggy Stardust!

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
BlowMe, Creepy, Pretty...

Just kneel and bob

(FUH3)

Chicken Bag

(C2H3-TX)

Ask Me Something Personal

(Brass Monkey H3)

The Sorting Rack

Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...

Burger Queen

Austin H3
...

Accidental Fingerbang

(SAH3)

ESPN

(BMH3)

Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!

(DFW h3)

Tiny Bubbles

(Houston H3)

Dicks Staff

(Texas crab hash)

C’em Cummin

(HCH3)

TreeRex

(SummitH3)

Greg

MOOOOUSTON
...

Fuck Fuck Goose

(Brass Monkey H3 /...)

Nappy Headed Homo

(Moving OnOn Over ...)

Jedi Mind Wank

Dallas Fort-Worth
...

Trouble with Throuples

(Houston)

Platterpuss

(Houston H3)

Little Shop of Horrors

Little Rock Hash House Harriers
...

U*Holy Mother Fluffer

Alamogordo Hash House Harriers
“Ma” The Meatloaf!

Sharin’ Cocks

(Alamogordo Hash H...)

Cheez-Spot

Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...

HoneyPot

(Mosquito H3)

Exhibootynist

(KMH3)

Rumple foreskin

(MoA2H3)

2Good2Swallow

(TyTsH3)

Gymno

(Somerville Rogue ...)

Penis First Mouth Second

(BMH3)

Tits Baaaaad

(SAH3)

Just Christian

(SAH3)

Just Cassie

(BMH3)

Road Head

(Houston H3)

my teacher made me cum

(Border jumper H3)

Back Door Betty

Border jumper H3
“I’m a lady, and only ...

Seaman Sammich

Mosquito Hash House Harriers
...

Red bed redemption

(EPH3)

Denmark Anal Play

(YKH3)

ICP

(Houston)

Just Bri

(Brass Monkey H3 /...)

Son Of A Peach

(FTWH3)

THE VIRGINATOR!

(DCRW)

Wet Spot

(FTWH3)

Look at that hole

Beaver Hole H3
...

Puddy Twat

(MOOOOUSTON)

Cums Anyway

(Houston)

Terrojism

(eATMeH3)

Little Stick

(Houston H3)

Spandex Woody

(DUHHH)

Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)

(SummitH3)

Bear Naked Short Shorts

(Houston)

E=mc^2

(EPH3)

Gary the shitstain

(Kawh3)

Noodling

Lost Geckos H3
...

Deep Chocolate

San Diego Humpin' H3
...

Roll Model

(Mosquito Hash Hou...)

Texass Facial

South Mecklenburg Urban Shiggy Hash House Harriers
Party like a Rockstar

The Quicker Picker Upper

(SAH3)

Fuck The Kitchen

(MOOOOUSTON)

Squeef

(Austin H3)

Bubble Cumm

(GQ Quarterly )

Fit clit

(H4)

Meatless Wonder

(AustinH3)

Bump Her Stick Her

Austin Hash House Harriers
...

Ball Nudger

Galveston H3
...

Flipper

(HABH3)

Manshatten Project

Aloha Hash House Harriers
Never trust a fart aft...

Just Christina

(MOOOOUSTON)

Hitachi Topic

(NoH3-)

Cock Ness Monster

(VoodooH3)

Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp

(NWAH3 (WOO))

Just Sarah

(B3H3)

Alley Cat

(Kawh3)

Sticky Dick Slap

(LostGeckos)

Slam Bam Thank You Lamb

(VDH3)

FUPA

(AH3)

Lumberjack Off

Shark Week H3
Lumber Jackoff

Cleveland Clothesline

(eATMeH3)

MILF and Cookie

(SAH3)

Puddles

(AlohaH3)

THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man

(NLCH3 )

Cheeky Bastard

Brooklyn Hash House Harriers
...

MouthfulOfMeat

(AH3)

Wanksgiving

(Austin H3)

Peters Out

(Alamogordo)

Ditch Bitch

(SAH3)

Big booty hoe

(EPH3)

Speedy Stud Bumper

(KissMyH3)

Stank Ass

(C2H3-TX)

Pee On Moon

Mosquito Hash House Harriers
...

Harey Cum

(Brenham)

Sweet Beef Meat

Wandering Whore H3
...

Sleazy Baked Lovin

San Antonio Hash House Harriers
...

Floppy Dicks

WaWhH3
...

Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker

CKH3

Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs

Wandering Whore H3
...

Cum-Puss

(BMH3)

Honkers

(H4)

Crusty Beaver

(AustinH3)

Gayzelle

(Kawh3)

Daddy WarFucks

(SAH3)

Genital Direction

(Kawh3)

Poor Performer (PP)

Tidewater H3
Just your friendly nei...

Grand theft boxer

(EPH3)

Top Shelf

Houston H3
Exiled in NOLA

Never Gonna Score

(DFWH3)

Nun in the Stink

(Houston)

Mona’r Leesa

(DFWH3)

Rojo Hammer Toe

(AuroraH3)

Pterodicty1

(Lost gekkos h3)

Weekend Suckasaurus

Dallas Urban Hash House Harriers
...

Dead Pussy

(Mosquito Hash Hou...)

Friday The 13th Inch

(SAH3)

Ripped For Her Pleasure

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Leeroy & Stitches

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Casting Cooch

Dallas H3
There's always room on...

Cougarrand

(Houston)

Rear Ender

Kiss My Hash House Harriers
...

Dry Hose

(AH3)

Hound Dog

(Somerville Rogue ...)

Beer Battered

(EPH3)

Ganjaman

(VCH3)

Scruffy McFucky

(Kimchi)

Just Another Bush

(Houston)

House Shitter

(SAH3)

Butter Bling

(ICBINMH3)

Doktor Spankenstein

(SAH3)

Holy Crappist

(Houston)

Shiny Tiny

(Kawh3)

It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat

(Houston)

Caught Red Handed

(MOOOOUSTON)

EZ Fag

(MosquitoH3)

Li’l Chicken Choker

(GQQuarterlyH3)

Pier1 Butt Plug

(Kawh3)

Second Gear Orgasm

(ICBINMH3)

Douche Check, Aisle 2

Mosquito Hash House Harriers
...

Pound Puppy

Mosquito Hash House Harriers
...

Hi on Pot

(SummitH3)

Deadhead

(FTWH3)

Pump Friction

New Orleans Hash House Harriers
...

PRETZEL

(TEXAS CRAB HASH)

Just Chelsea

(CHHH)

Vaginal Vortex

(RPH3)

Fucktronix

(MH3)

2-Mennonite

(Houston)

Caveman

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

PotC: TCotBPN

No Balls H3
...

Nuthin' But Net

(BMH3)

Just Christie

(Dallas Urban Hash...)

Jagz Off Horses

Northwest Arkansas Hash House Harriers
...

Mighty Mouth

(Texoma H3)

Just Ben

(SAH3)

Dick the Boy Wonder

Texas Crab Hash
On on

Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia

(TyTsH3)

I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT

(HCH3)

Outside Cat

(Brass Monkey H3)