This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
The Sorting Rack
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“You wore spanx?! You ...
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
NAW
(Brenham)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
ICP
(Houston)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
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...
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Honkers
(H4)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Oral Fixation
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Fit clit
(H4)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
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