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Organizers:

All Shaft, no Head

ST-2

We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.

MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025

04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM

A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $200*

Hare(s):

Team Smurf

Shiggy:

Location:

Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX

What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank

Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879

Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.

Cash at gate will not be accepted

There are no one day rates!

*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!

Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!

There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.

Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.

Again please be considerate of those around you.

don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!

Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.

The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.

Now for the bad stuff:

Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.

There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.

TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.

Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!


Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc

Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits

Start Location Details

Welch Park, 1560 Thornberry Drive, Somerville, Texas

30.3366863, -96.551879

Schedule of Events

3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel


8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail


8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave

Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD


Public Event

See the full list!

262 Hashers came

including:

Caveman

Albuqerque Hash House Harriers
...

Hound Dog

(Somerville Rogue ...)

Seven Deadly Dwarves

(KissMyH3)

House Shitter

(SAH3)

Second Gear Orgasm

(ICBINMH3)

Jack-A-Roo

(DFW-H3)

Trouble with Throuples

(Houston)

Terrojism

(eATMeH3)

Wet Spot

(FTWH3)

Deadhead

(FTWH3)

Babagagush

(AH3)

I’m So Rong

Huzzah Hash House Harriers
...

Penis First Mouth Second

(BMH3)

Pump Friction

New Orleans Hash House Harriers
...

Flipper

(HABH3)

Cunts Way Low

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Short sheeted

(H4)

Daddy WarFucks

(SAH3)

It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat

(Houston)

Deep Throat

(TexomaH3)

C.H.E.E.T.O.S.

(H69)

Mistress of Masochism (MOM)

(Alamogordo)

The Sorting Rack

Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...

Mud in my crick

(Bmh3)

Caught Red Handed

(MOOOOUSTON)

Spandex Woody

(DUHHH)

Pink Panty Poacher

(DFWH3)

Burger Queen

Austin H3
...

Grand Theft Auto

(Kimchi)

She Mussel Bitch

(AH3)

Harey Cum

(Brenham)

Dumb Cumpster

Brass Monkey H3
...

Shoulder Pads

Brass Monkey H3
...

Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)

(SummitH3)

Floppy Dicks

WaWhH3
...

Nymph hose

(H4)

Meat Stump

(FTWH3)

NAW

(Brenham)

Ditch Bitch

(SAH3)

Nun in the Stink

(Houston)

Oral Fixation

CKH3

Texass Facial

South Mecklenburg Urban Shiggy Hash House Harriers
Party like a Rockstar

Red Foreskin

(eATMeH3)

Slam Bam Thank You Lamb

(VDH3)

Twatwurst

Osan Bulgogi Hash House Harriers
I

Screws on the Bus

(GLH3)

Shiny Tiny

(Kawh3)

Tits Baaaaad

(SAH3)

Brokeback Switch Bitch

Dallas Fort-Worth
...

MILF and Cookie

(SAH3)

Limpy Does Men

(DFWH3)

MouthfulOfMeat

(AH3)

Puddy Twat

(MOOOOUSTON)

Big booty hoe

(EPH3)

Just Christie

(Dallas Urban Hash...)

EZ Fag

(MosquitoH3)

Pterodicty1

(Lost gekkos h3)

Octopussy

(Houston)

Bear Naked Short Shorts

(Houston)

Deep Chocolate

San Diego Humpin' H3
...

Shiggy Stardust!

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
BlowMe, Creepy, Pretty...

Gary the shitstain

(Kawh3)

Accidental Fingerbang

(SAH3)

Fuck The Kitchen

(MOOOOUSTON)

Look at that hole

Beaver Hole H3
...

Fuck Fuck Goose

(Brass Monkey H3 /...)

Genital Direction

(Kawh3)

Ascot to Mouth

(Queen City H4)

Bump Her Stick Her

Austin Hash House Harriers
...

5 Foot Butthole

(BMH3)

Just Bri

(Brass Monkey H3 /...)

Leeroy & Stitches

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

Throat Hickey Chglglgl

(MosquitoH3)

Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear

(Austin H3)

Flavorful Emmissions

(Colorado Kimchi)

Ask Me Something Personal

(Brass Monkey H3)

Fucking Tree Hugger

(Brass Monkey H3)

Mucho mochi sucky sucky

(Tequila y Tacos H...)

HoneyPot

(Mosquito H3)

Just Christian

(SAH3)

Down N’ Dirty

(SAH3)

Poophole Loophole

(Moving On-On Over...)

Fit clit

(H4)

Cums Anyway

(Houston)

Just Mel

(DFWH3)

Just Ben

(SAH3)

Drowning in Dick

Texas Road Whores H3
...

Honkers

(H4)

BUTTlite

(HCH3)

Mini Pearl Necklace

(Moving On-On Over...)

Vaginal Vortex

(RPH3)

Advanced Sexy Kitty

Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow

Pound Puppy

Mosquito Hash House Harriers
...

Hi on Pot

(SummitH3)

Friday The 13th Inch

(SAH3)

Just Mike

(Houston)

Puppy Batter

(Houston)

Just Cassie

(BMH3)

Lumberjack Off

Shark Week H3
Lumber Jackoff

Rotten Cherry

(C2H3-TX)

PotC: TCotBPN

No Balls H3
...

Sharin’ Cocks

(Alamogordo Hash H...)

Ain’t nuthin but a horn dog

California Larrikins
...

Mighty Mouth

(Texoma H3)

Rojo Hammer Toe

(AuroraH3)

One Lost Sole

(SummitH3)

Holy Crappist

(Houston)

Dry Hose

(AH3)

Just a little pee pee

(NoH3-)

Just Christina

(MOOOOUSTON)

Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!

(H5-Korea)

Kinky Candied Ham

Texas Road Whores H3
...

Cheez-Spot

Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...

Sleazy Baked Lovin

San Antonio Hash House Harriers
...

Poor Performer (PP)

Tidewater H3
Just your friendly nei...

Li’l Chicken Choker

(GQQuarterlyH3)

Little Stick

(Houston H3)

Dicks Staff

(Texas crab hash)

Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia

(TyTsH3)

Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker

CKH3

Twinkle Toes

Brass Monkey H3
...

4get-me-nutz

(Houston)

Ganjaman

(VCH3)

Back Door Betty

Border jumper H3
“I’m a lady, and only ...

E=mc^2

(EPH3)

$5 Ho

(MosquitoH3)

Wrong Dong Thong

(DFWH3)

Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs

Wandering Whore H3
...

Nice Spread

DFW-H3
...

Creepin Peepin

BEANERS BEANERS BEANERS H3
...

Manshatten Project

Aloha Hash House Harriers
Never trust a fart aft...

Cocktor Spork

BMH3
"I'll make it fit."

Beer Battered

(EPH3)

Ball Nudger

Galveston H3
...

ICP

(Houston)

Grand theft boxer

(EPH3)

Tainted Loveseat

(LostGeckos)

Workless Cock

Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...

Juicy Loosey

(KissMyH3)

Greg

MOOOOUSTON
...

PeeCock

Wandering Whore H3
...

German Chocolate Train Bang

(South Mecklenburg...)

Don’t Tell My Wife

(TexomaH3)

Hippie Swallow

(Masturbation H3)

Deodorcunt

(Huzzah Hash House...)

Seaman Sammich

Mosquito Hash House Harriers
...

Butter Bling

(ICBINMH3)

Better Brown than Down

(KH3)

Bubble Cumm

(GQ Quarterly )

Mona’r Leesa

(DFWH3)

Noodling

Lost Geckos H3
...

Evaporated MILF

(BJH3)

Roll Model

(Mosquito Hash Hou...)

Just Joseph

(HCH3)

Tie Me Up Before You Go Go

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
...

Aryan Sisterhood

(BMH3)

Pier1 Butt Plug

(Kawh3)

Never Gonna Score

(DFWH3)

Doktor Spankenstein

(SAH3)

KatchUp

(Brass Monkey H3)

Speedy Stud Bumper

(KissMyH3)

Cock Ness Monster

(VoodooH3)

Jedi Mind Wank

Dallas Fort-Worth
...

Denmark Anal Play

(YKH3)

Inappropriate

(Houston H3)

Scruffy McFucky

(Kimchi)

Psycho Anal-ize Her

(SAH3)

my teacher made me cum

(Border jumper H3)

Douche Check, Aisle 2

Mosquito Hash House Harriers
...

Stank Ass

(C2H3-TX)

Little Shop of Horrors

Little Rock Hash House Harriers
...

Crusty Beaver

(AustinH3)

Nuthin' But Net

(BMH3)

Peters Out

(Alamogordo)

Tie Me Up Emo

(eATMeH3)

Dick the Boy Wonder

Texas Crab Hash
On on

Just'n TimberLips

(Houston)

Ball Barker

(Houston H3)

Platterpuss

(Houston H3)

I Don’t Care Bear

Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
That’s right you like it!

This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)

(Colorado Kimchi H3 )

Vagina shinz

(H4)

Fur On Fur Off

(KMH3)

U*Holy Mother Fluffer

Alamogordo Hash House Harriers
“Ma” The Meatloaf!

CockTails! Woo-oo!

Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...

Squeef

(Austin H3)

ESPN

(BMH3)

Yard Ralph

(eATMeH3)

PRETZEL

(TEXAS CRAB HASH)

Outside Cat

(Brass Monkey H3)

Semen Toast Crunch

(Seattle H3)

Jagz Off Horses

Northwest Arkansas Hash House Harriers
...

Wanksgiving

(Austin H3)

Donnie The Retard

(BMH3)

Rumple foreskin

(MoA2H3)

Top Shelf

Houston H3
Exiled in NOLA

THE VIRGINATOR!

(DCRW)

I'll Pack Her

Bushwhackers H3
...

Ripped For Her Pleasure

El Paso Hash House Harriers
...

2-Mennonite

(Houston)

Medicinal Handjob

(DRIFTERH3)

Pee On Moon

Mosquito Hash House Harriers
...

I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT

(HCH3)

Alley Cat

(Kawh3)

Tanned Peaches

(FTWH3)

Cougarrand

(Houston)

Vagineer

(MOOOOUSTON)

Fucktronix

(MH3)

Ice Ice Crazie

(VoodooH3)

Hitachi Topic

(NoH3-)

Whip It Out

Motown/Ann Arbor H3
...

Rear Ender

Kiss My Hash House Harriers
...

Sly Dog

(H4 (Houston))

Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp

(NWAH3 (WOO))

EZ Chair

Masturbation HHH
...

2Good2Swallow

(TyTsH3)

TreeRex

(SummitH3)

Just Another Bush

(Houston)

Chewtoy

(DFWH3)

Tater Tits

(FWH3)

Road Head

(Houston H3)

Gayzelle

(Kawh3)

Just Sarah

(B3H3)

Tiny Bubbles

(Houston H3)

Chicken Bag

(C2H3-TX)

Poobacca

(NBH5)

Elf on a Shart

(MosquitoH3)

Five Finger Fuck Truck

Osan Bulgogi Hash House Harriers
...

Puddles

(AlohaH3)

Nappy Headed Homo

(Moving OnOn Over ...)

Just Chelsea

(CHHH)

Exhibootynist

(KMH3)

Son Of A Peach

(FTWH3)

Gymno

(Somerville Rogue ...)

Casting Cooch

Dallas H3
There's always room on...

Sticky Dick Slap

(LostGeckos)

Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!

(DFW h3)

A Nice Little Boner

(Huzzah_H3)

Meatless Wonder

(AustinH3)

Sweet Beef Meat

Wandering Whore H3
...

Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'

(Dallash3)

Cheeky Bastard

Brooklyn Hash House Harriers
...

Cleveland Clothesline

(eATMeH3)

Dumpsterbaiter

(Moving OnOn Over ...)

Santa on Crack

(KMH3)

Red bed redemption

(EPH3)

Just kneel and bob

(FUH3)

Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)

(BJH3)

Cum-Puss

(BMH3)

The Quicker Picker Upper

(SAH3)

Saran Crap

(Houston)

Elong-Dick

(Lost Geckos H3)

THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man

(NLCH3 )

Weekend Suckasaurus

Dallas Urban Hash House Harriers
...

El Testicular Tongue Trauma

(TyTsH3)

FUPA

(AH3)

C’em Cummin

(HCH3)

Dead Pussy

(Mosquito Hash Hou...)

Whistle4Sex

Ruff Pack Hash House Harriers
...