This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Oral Fixation
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
ICP
(Houston)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Fit clit
(H4)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Honkers
(H4)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
NAW
(Brenham)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
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