This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Honkers
(H4)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
NAW
(Brenham)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Oral Fixation
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
ICP
(Houston)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
FUPA
(AH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Short sheeted
(H4)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Fit clit
(H4)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
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