This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Oral Fixation
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Honkers
(H4)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Short sheeted
(H4)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Octopussy
(Houston)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
NAW
(Brenham)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
ICP
(Houston)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Fit clit
(H4)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
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