This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Octopussy
(Houston)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Oral Fixation
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
NAW
(Brenham)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Fit clit
(H4)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Honkers
(H4)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
ICP
(Houston)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
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