This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Fit clit
(H4)
Honkers
(H4)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
NAW
(Brenham)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Babagagush
(AH3)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
ICP
(Houston)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Oral Fixation
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Short sheeted
(H4)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
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