This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
ESPN
(BMH3)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
NAW
(Brenham)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
ICP
(Houston)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Fit clit
(H4)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Honkers
(H4)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Oral Fixation
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
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