This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Short sheeted
(H4)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Fit clit
(H4)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
FUPA
(AH3)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
ICP
(Houston)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
NAW
(Brenham)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Oral Fixation
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Honkers
(H4)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
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