This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Just Mike
(Houston)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Oral Fixation
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Honkers
(H4)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
NAW
(Brenham)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Fit clit
(H4)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
ESPN
(BMH3)
ICP
(Houston)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
FUPA
(AH3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
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