This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
ICP
(Houston)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
NAW
(Brenham)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Short sheeted
(H4)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Oral Fixation
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Honkers
(H4)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Fit clit
(H4)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
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