This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
NAW
(Brenham)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Fit clit
(H4)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Honkers
(H4)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Oral Fixation
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Octopussy
(Houston)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
ICP
(Houston)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Flipper
(HABH3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
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