This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
ESPN
(BMH3)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
FUPA
(AH3)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Honkers
(H4)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Short sheeted
(H4)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
NAW
(Brenham)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Oral Fixation
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
ICP
(Houston)
Fit clit
(H4)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
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