This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Octopussy
(Houston)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Oral Fixation
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
ICP
(Houston)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
NAW
(Brenham)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Honkers
(H4)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Babagagush
(AH3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Poobacca
(NBH5)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Fit clit
(H4)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
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