This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
ICP
(Houston)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
FUPA
(AH3)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
NAW
(Brenham)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Oral Fixation
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Honkers
(H4)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Fit clit
(H4)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Octopussy
(Houston)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
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