This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Honkers
(H4)
ICP
(Houston)
Octopussy
(Houston)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
NAW
(Brenham)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Fit clit
(H4)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Oral Fixation
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Short sheeted
(H4)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
FUPA
(AH3)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
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