This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
ICP
(Houston)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Honkers
(H4)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
NAW
(Brenham)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Oral Fixation
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Fit clit
(H4)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Flipper
(HABH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
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