This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Just Mike
(Houston)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
FUPA
(AH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Fit clit
(H4)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
NAW
(Brenham)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
ESPN
(BMH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
ICP
(Houston)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Oral Fixation
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Honkers
(H4)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
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