This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Honkers
(H4)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Oral Fixation
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
NAW
(Brenham)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
ICP
(Houston)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Fit clit
(H4)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Short sheeted
(H4)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
FUPA
(AH3)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
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