This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Fit clit
(H4)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
FUPA
(AH3)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Babagagush
(AH3)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
ICP
(Houston)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Honkers
(H4)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Cougarrand
(Houston)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Oral Fixation
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Flipper
(HABH3)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
NAW
(Brenham)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
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