This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Honkers
(H4)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Oral Fixation
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Fit clit
(H4)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
ESPN
(BMH3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
NAW
(Brenham)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
ICP
(Houston)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Short sheeted
(H4)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
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