This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
NAW
(Brenham)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Oral Fixation
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Fit clit
(H4)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Honkers
(H4)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
ICP
(Houston)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Squeef
(Austin H3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
FUPA
(AH3)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
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