This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Oral Fixation
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Honkers
(H4)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
The Sorting Rack
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“You wore spanx?! You ...
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
FUPA
(AH3)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
NAW
(Brenham)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
ICP
(Houston)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Fit clit
(H4)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Octopussy
(Houston)
Babagagush
(AH3)
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