This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
ICP
(Houston)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
NAW
(Brenham)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
FUPA
(AH3)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Oral Fixation
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Road Head
(Houston H3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Honkers
(H4)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Fit clit
(H4)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Flipper
(HABH3)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Nymph hose
(H4)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
Short sheeted
(H4)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
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