This event is over.
Organizers:
All Shaft, no Head
We are the HASH, continue on trail and attend circle We will add your Stouts, Porters, IPAs, and Barleywines to our own. You will drink with us, Resistance is FUTILE. We are the HASH, you will be inebriated Resistance is FUTILE.
MosquitoH3 Texas Interhash 2025
04/04 03:01 PM to 04/06 12:00 PM
A MosquitoH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $200*
Hare(s):
Team Smurf
Shiggy:
Location:
Welch Park
1560 Thornberry Drive
Somerville, TX
What three words: https://w3w.co/recycles.flies.tank
Lat, Lon 30.3366863, -96.551879
Gate Crashers showing up will not be allowed in.
Cash at gate will not be accepted
There are no one day rates!
*Once the Rego Price has been paid, then your rego gets counted, Thanks!
Please, do not transfer or sell your rego, TXIH2025 will facilitate the transfer or resale of your Rego to the next person on the waiting list. Thanks Again!!
There are RV sites available, RV sites will be assigned, on a first come basis on arrival.
But electric and water sharing would be appreciated.
Tent camping will be accommodated in between RV sites to share facilities.
Again please be considerate of those around you.
don't make me turn this bus around or start handing out "No Drama Cards"!
Additionally we are on the lake, there will be no life guards present so swim at your own risk.
The facility & TXIH2025 will not be held responsible for ANY injuries sustained during the event.
Now for the bad stuff:
Bad behavior, fighting, WEAPONS, illegal drugs will not be tolerated, should TXIH2025 Management become involved, All Parties will be asked to leave the venue without reimbursement of any kind.
There will be minor First Aid available but 911 will be called at YOUR expense should it become required.
TXIH2025 nor Welch Park will not be responsible for any vehicular damage or recovery incurred while on site.
Please do not use the grills on site and PLEASE, no campfires. There may be some grills available, please ask before lighting up!
Cult Classics: Movies, TV, Radio, Books, etc
Any food or meds you might need, regular hashit for Interhash, any costumes for skits
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:01pm Kegs are tapped
5pm: Food (go to pavilion)
7:00pm: Heart of Texas Fool Moon Trail
8pm: Registration closes for day
8:05 pm: Keg Wars near Stage Area
Does the Big Lebowski come to mind?
How about the Hitch Hiker guide to the Galaxy?
Ehhhh, dress up a your own cult classic, remember your thumb & towel
8 - 11 am Pancakes for the early folks then Brunch
9am Registration
9 - 11:30 Merch/HAB sales
12pm Swill Teams Trails (Team Leads will call for fire)
12:01pm Butter Bling Trail/ Milfy Marathon, Hump Buster Trail
1pm Not the Hump Buster
1:15pm Shorty Trail
3pm Group Circle
3:30 pm Olympdicks
5 - 6:30 pm Meal
Let's do the Time Warp again
8 - 11 pm Skits/Mr-Ms TXIH voting
11:05 pm Mr/Ms Nude TXIH and nekkid/starlight trail
8 am - 12 pm Meal Leftovers
8am - 12pm Merch/Hab sales
10 am GM Meeting
12:01pm Get off site / Go home / Leave
Show me the way to go home, I'm drunk and I wanna go to bed
I stayed drunk all weekend it it's still going to my HEAD
Public Event
including:
Honkers
(H4)
Mini Pearl Necklace
(Moving On-On Over...)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Ice Ice Crazie
(VoodooH3)
HoneyPot
(Mosquito H3)
Just Chelsea
(CHHH)
Dead Pussy
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Scruffy McFucky
(Kimchi)
4get-me-nutz
(Houston)
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Puppy Batter
(Houston)
One Lost Sole
(SummitH3)
Exhibootynist
(KMH3)
Just'n TimberLips
(Houston)
Vaginal Vortex
(RPH3)
BUTTlite
(HCH3)
A Nice Little Boner
(Huzzah_H3)
Tater Tits
(FWH3)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Flavorful Emmissions
(Colorado Kimchi)
Juicy Cougar Meal in Camp
(NWAH3 (WOO))
Doktor Spankenstein
(SAH3)
Caught Red Handed
(MOOOOUSTON)
Tie Me Up Emo
(eATMeH3)
Throat Hickey Chglglgl
(MosquitoH3)
Ascot to Mouth
(Queen City H4)
Puddy Twat
(MOOOOUSTON)
Harey Cum
(Brenham)
Daddy WarFucks
(SAH3)
The Sorting Rack
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
“You wore spanx?! You ...
Vagineer
(MOOOOUSTON)
my teacher made me cum
(Border jumper H3)
Yard Ralph
(eATMeH3)
Rotten Cherry
(C2H3-TX)
KatchUp
(Brass Monkey H3)
Deep Throat
(TexomaH3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Oral Fixation
Elong-Dick
(Lost Geckos H3)
Gary the shitstain
(Kawh3)
Meatless Wonder
(AustinH3)
Just Joseph
(HCH3)
Cums Anyway
(Houston)
2Good2Swallow
(TyTsH3)
Gymno
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Puddles
(AlohaH3)
Elf on a Shart
(MosquitoH3)
Just Mel
(DFWH3)
Ditch Bitch
(SAH3)
Genital Direction
(Kawh3)
Cleveland Clothesline
(eATMeH3)
Cock Ness Monster
(VoodooH3)
Red bed redemption
(EPH3)
Limpy Does Men
(DFWH3)
Meat Stump
(FTWH3)
Pterodicty1
(Lost gekkos h3)
Peters Out
(Alamogordo)
Nuthin' But Net
(BMH3)
Semen Toast Crunch
(Seattle H3)
PRETZEL
(TEXAS CRAB HASH)
El Testicular Tongue Trauma
(TyTsH3)
Chewtoy
(DFWH3)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
It’s A G.O.A.T. Throat
(Houston)
Fuck The Kitchen
(MOOOOUSTON)
Squeef
(Austin H3)
Bear Naked Short Shorts
(Houston)
ESPN
(BMH3)
Just Christian
(SAH3)
Second Gear Orgasm
(ICBINMH3)
Sharin’ Cocks
(Alamogordo Hash H...)
E=mc^2
(EPH3)
Gayzelle
(Kawh3)
Evaporated MILF
(BJH3)
Denmark Anal Play
(YKH3)
Hi on Pot
(SummitH3)
Tainted Loveseat
(LostGeckos)
Just a little pee pee
(NoH3-)
Aryan Sisterhood
(BMH3)
Jack-A-Roo
(DFW-H3)
Never Gonna Score
(DFWH3)
Octopussy
(Houston)
MILF and Cookie
(SAH3)
Medicinal Handjob
(DRIFTERH3)
Don’t Tell My Wife
(TexomaH3)
5 Foot Butthole
(BMH3)
Down N’ Dirty
(SAH3)
Friday The 13th Inch
(SAH3)
Chlamydia Chlamydia Chlamydia
(TyTsH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Smokey the Whiny Little Bitch Bear
(Austin H3)
Just Christina
(MOOOOUSTON)
Speedy Stud Bumper
(KissMyH3)
Poophole Loophole
(Moving On-On Over...)
Tiny Bubbles
(Houston H3)
Just Christie
(Dallas Urban Hash...)
Donnie The Retard
(BMH3)
German Chocolate Train Bang
(South Mecklenburg...)
Holy Crappist
(Houston)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Nappy Headed Homo
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Just Bri
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
Hitachi Topic
(NoH3-)
Dicks Staff
(Texas crab hash)
Red Foreskin
(eATMeH3)
Grand theft boxer
(EPH3)
Bubble Cumm
(GQ Quarterly )
She Mussel Bitch
(AH3)
Shiny Tiny
(Kawh3)
Terrojism
(eATMeH3)
Ask Me Something Personal
(Brass Monkey H3)
Dirt Devil Dolphin Fucker
Alley Cat
(Kawh3)
Wet Spot
(FTWH3)
2-Mennonite
(Houston)
Seven Deadly Dwarves
(KissMyH3)
Rumple foreskin
(MoA2H3)
Psycho Anal-ize Her
(SAH3)
Fucking Tree Hugger
(Brass Monkey H3)
Fuck Fuck Goose
(Brass Monkey H3 /...)
$5 Ho
(MosquitoH3)
THRINCH AKA 3 Inch Million Dollar Man
(NLCH3 )
Road Head
(Houston H3)
Roll Model
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Mud in my crick
(Bmh3)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Grand Theft Auto
(Kimchi)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Juicy Loosey
(KissMyH3)
Babagagush
(AH3)
Advanced Sexy Kitty
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
Meow
Accidental Fingerbang
(SAH3)
Li’l Chicken Choker
(GQQuarterlyH3)
Wanksgiving
(Austin H3)
I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
(HCH3)
NAW
(Brenham)
CockTails! Woo-oo!
Moving On On Over Optimal Urban Speeds ThRU Our Neighborhoods Hash House Harriers
...
Just Another Bush
(Houston)
Cum-Puss
(BMH3)
Beer Battered
(EPH3)
TreeRex
(SummitH3)
Just Sarah
(B3H3)
Just Ben
(SAH3)
Vagina shinz
(H4)
EZ Fag
(MosquitoH3)
Pink Panty Poacher
(DFWH3)
Crusty Beaver
(AustinH3)
Mona’r Leesa
(DFWH3)
Hippie Swallow
(Masturbation H3)
Pier1 Butt Plug
(Kawh3)
Boot Scoot Nookie (BSN)
(BJH3)
Just Cassie
(BMH3)
Santa on Crack
(KMH3)
Trouble with Throuples
(Houston)
THE VIRGINATOR!
(DCRW)
Shut Up, I’m Sparkling!
(DFW h3)
House Shitter
(SAH3)
C.H.E.E.T.O.S.
(H69)
Fit clit
(H4)
Saran Crap
(Houston)
Slam Bam Thank You Lamb
(VDH3)
Butter Bling
(ICBINMH3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Dumpsterbaiter
(Moving OnOn Over ...)
Penis First Mouth Second
(BMH3)
Little Stick
(Houston H3)
Dry Hose
(AH3)
Mighty Mouth
(Texoma H3)
Deodorcunt
(Huzzah Hash House...)
Platterpuss
(Houston H3)
Peenut Can: Pee all you can Pee!
(H5-Korea)
Mucho mochi sucky sucky
(Tequila y Tacos H...)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Hound Dog
(Somerville Rogue ...)
Better Brown than Down
(KH3)
Outside Cat
(Brass Monkey H3)
Stank Ass
(C2H3-TX)
Flipper
(HABH3)
Short sheeted
(H4)
MouthfulOfMeat
(AH3)
ICP
(Houston)
Sticky Dick Slap
(LostGeckos)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Up Shit's Creek Without A Purse Weather Permitting (Shit's Creek)
(SummitH3)
Ben Dover R My Panties Showin'
(Dallash3)
Ball Barker
(Houston H3)
Nymph hose
(H4)
This is for fighting, This is for fun (TiffTiff)
(Colorado Kimchi H3 )
C’em Cummin
(HCH3)
Big booty hoe
(EPH3)
Just Mike
(Houston)
FUPA
(AH3)
Mistress of Masochism (MOM)
(Alamogordo)
Rojo Hammer Toe
(AuroraH3)
Fucktronix
(MH3)
Poobacca
(NBH5)
Fur On Fur Off
(KMH3)
Spandex Woody
(DUHHH)
Sly Dog
(H4 (Houston))
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
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