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MosquitoH3 Campout 2023

05/12 03:00 PM to 05/14 11:00 AM

A MosquitoH3 Hash Campout

Cost: $75

REGO BY MAY 4th if you want a personalized gimme!


WHO is hosting?
Mosquito H3 Mismanagement
· GM: Old Faithful zam@aol.com
· Hare Raiser: Poly Boo jannaglenn@sbcglobal.net
· RA: Betty Crotch Popper brandee.metcalfe@gmail.com
· Scribe: Pro Flush meleach71@gmail.com
· Treasury: Smothered Buttered N Uddered (SBU) barefoothashing@gmail.com
· Honorary for Campout…CHEF: Turtle Dick

WHAT are we doing?
Annual Campout:
Schedule of Events (tentative)
· Friday
o 3pm: Registration Opens (Sign your life away and pick up your SWAG)
o 3pm: Kegs Tapped
o 5pm: Games in the Pavilion/Roxanne
o 7pm: Dinner
o 9pm: Shooting the Moon Trail (volunteers needed)
· Saturday
o 8am: Breakfast with Food and Coffee/Mimosas/Bloody Marys
o 8am: Registration open
o 10am: THUNDERSTRUCK and TRAIL to follow
o 1pm: Lunch
o 2pm: Kickball
o 3:30pm: O-limp-dicks
o 4pm: Snacks
o 7pm: Dinner
o 10pm: ‘midnight’ NEARLY-NAKED run
§ You must have on a cover…no nipples, vaginas, or penises can be exposed without a ready cover.
· Sunday
o 8am: Breakfast
o 9am: Hangover Hash
o 11am: See ya’ next year

WHEN are we doing it?
Friday-Sunday, May 12-14

WHERE are we doing it?
Welch Park Somerville Lake
1560 Thornberry Dr, Somerville, TX 77879

· We have electric sites…but you don’t have to use them…you can set up between the pavilion and the water.
· If you have an RV, your entrance is paid but no dumping fees are included.

WHY are we doing it?
We love our Skeeters and our Skeeter Friends! We love our small campout and the time we get to hang out with you wankers.

HOW much is all this going to cost me?
· Event: $74.69 + .31¢ includes everything on the schedule of events above and SWAG
· "Day Trippers" are welcome as it is a public beach, however you must BRING YOUR OWN EVERYTHING, including your entrance fee into Welch Park. Food and Beer are for registered participants.

· Venmo
· CashApp
· PayPal (using PayPal automatically charge you the estimated fees $0.49 + 3.8%)

o If you cannot make a payment via online services, contact someone on MisMan (listed above) for assistance.

· Registration is not guaranteed without payment. First 40 to PAY will be on the Who’s Cumming list.

· Rego’s are not refundable but are transferable. MH3 is not responsible for payment transfers. The SELLER must alert MisMan with the Nerd Name and Hash Name of the person who they transferred the Rego to. Transferred rego's may/may not get personalized gimmie...depends on the date of transfer.

· No dogs
· No glass containers in the water
· Don’t forget to bring
o Water shoes (if that’s your thing)
o Sunscreen
o Bug Spray
o Camping gear
o Flashlight
o Water (some will be provided though)
o Floaty
o Umbrella
o Extension Cord if you want to plug in

Start Location Details

Welch Park, Somerville, TX 77879. We have electric sites but you don’t have to use them. You can set up between the pavilion and the water. If you have an RV, your entrance is paid but no dumping fees are included.

Welch Park Somerville Lake, 1560 Thornberry Dr, Somerville, TX 77879

Public Event

See the full list!

34 Hashers came


Nun in the Stink


Old Faithful


Just Bobbie (MosquitoH3)

Mosquito Hash House Harriers

Donut Holer


$5 Ho



(Houston H3)

Pick a Hole


Chicken Bag


Ranger Smurf


Clam Slammed

Corpus Christi H3

Just Kneel and Bob (FU-H3)

Fort Worth Urban

Ball Nudger

Galveston H3



Just Jeane

(Mosquito Hash Hou...)

Betty Crotch Popper


Seaman Sammich

Mosquito Hash House Harriers

Fist Her Twice


All Shaft, no Head

Swill Team 2
We are the HASH, conti...

Drowning in Dick

Mosquito Hash House Harriers

Prostate Flush




EZ Fag


None yet (I'm new)


Smothered Buttered n Uddered

Mosquito Hash House Harriers
MH3 HashCash

Pee On Moon


Stank Ass

Corpus Christi H3




(Traveling Bimbos ...)


(Tidewater H3)

Turtle Dick


Poly Boo Boo


It Wasn't With Him



Ruff Pack Hash House Harriers