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MosquitoH3 Campout 2023

05/12 03:00 PM to 05/14 11:00 AM

A MosquitoH3 Hash Campout

Cost: $75


WHO is hosting?
Mosquito H3 Mismanagement
· GM: Old Faithful zam@aol.com
· Hare Raiser: Poly Boo jannaglenn@sbcglobal.net
· RA: Betty Crotch Popper brandee.metcalfe@gmail.com
· Scribe: Pro Flush meleach71@gmail.com
· Treasury: Smothered Buttered N Uddered (SBU) barefoothashing@gmail.com
· Honorary for Campout…CHEF: Turtle Dick

WHAT are we doing?
Annual Campout:
Schedule of Events (tentative)
· Friday
o 3pm: Registration Opens (Sign your life away and pick up your SWAG)
o 3pm: Kegs Tapped
o 5pm: Games in the Pavilion/Roxanne
o 7pm: Dinner
o 9pm: Shooting the Moon Trail (volunteers needed)
· Saturday
o 8am: Breakfast with Food and Coffee/Mimosas/Bloody Marys
o 8am: Registration open
o 10am: THUNDERSTRUCK and TRAIL to follow
o 1pm: Lunch
o 2pm: Kickball
o 3:30pm: O-limp-dicks
o 4pm: Snacks
o 7pm: Dinner
o 10pm: ‘midnight’ NEARLY-NAKED run
§ You must have on a cover…no nipples, vaginas, or penises can be exposed without a ready cover.
· Sunday
o 8am: Breakfast
o 9am: Hangover Hash
o 11am: See ya’ next year

WHEN are we doing it?
Friday-Sunday, May 12-14

WHERE are we doing it?
Welch Park Somerville Lake
1560 Thornberry Dr, Somerville, TX 77879

· We have electric sites…but you don’t have to use them…you can set up between the pavilion and the water.
· If you have an RV, your entrance is paid but no dumping fees are included.

WHY are we doing it?
We love our Skeeters and our Skeeter Friends! We love our small campout and the time we get to hang out with you wankers.

HOW much is all this going to cost me?
· Event: $74.69 + .31¢ includes everything on the schedule of events above and SWAG
· "Day Trippers" are welcome as it is a public beach, however you must BRING YOUR OWN EVERYTHING, including your entrance fee into Welch Park. Food and Beer are for registered participants.

· Venmo
· CashApp
· PayPal (using PayPal automatically charge you the estimated fees $0.49 + 3.8%)

o If you cannot make a payment via online services, contact someone on MisMan (listed above) for assistance.

· Registration is not guaranteed without payment. First 40 to PAY will be on the Who’s Cumming list.

· Rego’s are not refundable but are transferable. MH3 is not responsible for payment transfers. The SELLER must alert MisMan with the Nerd Name and Hash Name of the person who they transferred the Rego to. Transferred rego's may/may not get personalized gimmie...depends on the date of transfer.

· No dogs
· No glass containers in the water
· Don’t forget to bring
o Water shoes (if that’s your thing)
o Sunscreen
o Bug Spray
o Camping gear
o Flashlight
o Water (some will be provided though)
o Floaty
o Umbrella
o Extension Cord if you want to plug in

Start Location Details

Welch Park, Somerville, TX 77879. We have electric sites but you don’t have to use them. You can set up between the pavilion and the water. If you have an RV, your entrance is paid but no dumping fees are included.

Welch Park Somerville Lake, 1560 Thornberry Dr, Somerville, TX 77879

Public Event

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29 Hashers cumming


Poly Boo Boo


Prostate Flush


Pee On Moon


Just Bobbie (MosquitoH3)

Mosquito Hash House Harriers



Just Jeane

(Mosquito Hash Hou...)

Seaman Sammich

Mosquito Hash House Harriers

EZ Fag



(Houston H3)


Ruff Pack Hash House Harriers

Clam Slammed

Corpus Christi H3



Old Faithful


Drowning in Dick

Mosquito Hash House Harriers

It Wasn't With Him


Turtle Dick


Stank Ass

Corpus Christi H3

Just Kneel and Bob (FU-H3)

Fort Worth Urban



Pick a Hole


$5 Ho


Smothered Buttered n Uddered

Mosquito Hash House Harriers
MH3 HashCash

Betty Crotch Popper


Donut Holer



(Traveling Bimbos ...)

Chicken Bag


All Shaft, no Head

Swill Team 2
We are the HASH, conti...

Fist Her Twice