Cost: $75
WHO, WHAT, WHEN, WHERE, WHY & HOW
WHO is hosting?
Mosquito H3 Mismanagement
• GM: Old Faithful email rzamudio@welltec.com
• Hare Raiser: Poly Boo email jannaglenn@sbcglobal.net
• RA: Betty Crotch Popper email brandee.metcalfe@gmail.com
• Scribe: Pro Flush email meleach71@gmail.com
• Treasurer: Smothered Covered N Uddered (SBU) email barefoothashing@gmail.com
• Honorary for Campout…CHEF: Turtle Dick
WHAT are we doing?
Annual Campout:
Schedule of Events (tentative)
• Friday
- 3pm: Registration Opens (Sign your life away and pick up your SWAG)
- 3pm: Kegs Tapped
- 5pm: Games in the Pavilion/Roxanne
- 7pm: Dinner
- 9pm: Shooting the Moon Trail (volunteers needed)
-- Add to rego as an option
• Saturday
- 8am: Breakfast with Food and Coffee/Mimosas/Bloody Marys
- 8am: Registration open
- 10am: THUNDERSTRUCK and TRAIL to follow
- 1pm: Lunch
- 2pm: Drinking Games
- 3:30pm : O-limp-dicks
- 4pm: Snacks
- 7pm: Dinner
- 10pm: ‘midnight’ NEARLY-NAKED run
-- You must have on a cover…no nipples, vaginas, or penises can be exposed without a ready cover.
• Sunday
- 8am: Breakfast
- 9am: Hangover Hash
- 11am: See ya’ next year
WHEN are we doing it?
Friday-Sunday, May 10th-12th
WHERE are we doing it?
Welch Park, Somerville, TX 77879, United States (see map)
• We have electric sites…but you don’t have to use them…you can set up between the pavilion and the water.
• If you have an RV, your entrance is paid but no dumping fees are included.
WHY are we doing it?
• We love our Skeeters and our Skeeter Friends! We love our small campout and the time we get to hang out with you wankers.
HOW much is all this going to cost me?
• Event: $75 includes everything on the schedule of events above and SWAG
• No Day Only passes
HOW do I REGO?
• USE FRIENDS AND FAMILY option on PayPal
- barefoothashing@gmail.com through the HashRego Event or directly…INCLUDE YOUR NERD NAME, HASH NAME, PHONE, + EMAIL when you make payment.
- If you cannot make a payment via paypal (shows immediately but there is a $xx fee), venmo or cashapp, contact someone on MisMan (listed above) for assistance.
• Registration is not guaranteed without payment. First 40 to PAY will be on the Who’s Cumming list.
• Rego’s are not refundable but are transferable. MH3 is not responsible for payment transfers. The SELLER must alert MisMan with the Nerd Name and Hash Name of the person who they transferred the Rego to. Transferred rego's may/may not get personalized ‘ToeTag’...depends on the date of transfer.
OTHER
• 21+ Only
• No dogs
• No one can attend unless they are rego’d
• No glass containers in the water
• No drama
• Don’t forget to bring
- Water shoes (if that’s your thing)
- Sunscreen
- Bug Spray
- Camping gear
- Flashlight
- Water (some will be provided though)
- Floaty
- Umbrella
- Extension Cord if you want to plug in
- ’Cover-ups’ (sarongs and tube tops work well for quick cover)
including:
Throat Hickey Ckghglgk
(MosquitoH3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(FTWH3)
Nun in the Stink
(Houston)
Just kneel and bob
(FUH3)
Shaft
(ST-2)
Tits Baaaaad
(SAH3)
Pee on Moon
(MosquitoH3)
Poly Mammary
(Mosquito H3 )
Clam Slammed
(C2H3-TX)
Kinky Candied Ham
(Dallas)
PteroDICtyl
(lost geckos )
Chicken Bag
(C2H3-TX)
Cougarrand
(Houston)
Fist Her Twice
(Mosquito)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Prostate Flush
(MosquitoH3)
Donut Holer
(Mosquito)
Pretzel Pussy
(MosquitoH3)
$5 HO
(Mosquito Hash Hou...)
Batguano Man
(SAH3)
Romanian Steamer
(AH3)
Turtle Dick
(MosquitoH3)
Ranger Smurf
(C2H3-TX)
Just Mel
(RPH3)
Tittytitty Cow Bangher
(MosquitoH3)
Squirt
(BMHHH)
Prison Bitch Bastard
(HCHHH/SWHHH)
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