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MosquitoH3 Campout 2024

05/10 03:00 PM to 05/12 11:00 AM

A MosquitoH3 Hash Campout

Cost: $75

WHO, WHAT, WHEN, WHERE, WHY & HOW

WHO is hosting?
Mosquito H3 Mismanagement
• GM: Old Faithful email rzamudio@welltec.com
• Hare Raiser: Poly Boo email jannaglenn@sbcglobal.net
• RA: Betty Crotch Popper email brandee.metcalfe@gmail.com
• Scribe: Pro Flush email meleach71@gmail.com
• Treasurer: Smothered Covered N Uddered (SBU) email barefoothashing@gmail.com
• Honorary for Campout…CHEF: Turtle Dick

WHAT are we doing?
Annual Campout:
Schedule of Events (tentative)
• Friday
- 3pm: Registration Opens (Sign your life away and pick up your SWAG)
- 3pm: Kegs Tapped
- 5pm: Games in the Pavilion/Roxanne
- 7pm: Dinner
- 9pm: Shooting the Moon Trail (volunteers needed)
-- Add to rego as an option
• Saturday
- 8am: Breakfast with Food and Coffee/Mimosas/Bloody Marys
- 8am: Registration open
- 10am: THUNDERSTRUCK and TRAIL to follow
- 1pm: Lunch
- 2pm: Drinking Games
- 3:30pm : O-limp-dicks
- 4pm: Snacks
- 7pm: Dinner
- 10pm: ‘midnight’ NEARLY-NAKED run
-- You must have on a cover…no nipples, vaginas, or penises can be exposed without a ready cover.
• Sunday
- 8am: Breakfast
- 9am: Hangover Hash
- 11am: See ya’ next year

WHEN are we doing it?
Friday-Sunday, May 10th-12th

WHERE are we doing it?
Welch Park, Somerville, TX 77879, United States (see map)
• We have electric sites…but you don’t have to use them…you can set up between the pavilion and the water.
• If you have an RV, your entrance is paid but no dumping fees are included.
WHY are we doing it?
• We love our Skeeters and our Skeeter Friends! We love our small campout and the time we get to hang out with you wankers.
HOW much is all this going to cost me?
• Event: $75 includes everything on the schedule of events above and SWAG
• No Day Only passes

HOW do I REGO?
• USE FRIENDS AND FAMILY option on PayPal
- barefoothashing@gmail.com through the HashRego Event or directly…INCLUDE YOUR NERD NAME, HASH NAME, PHONE, + EMAIL when you make payment.
- If you cannot make a payment via paypal (shows immediately but there is a $xx fee), venmo or cashapp, contact someone on MisMan (listed above) for assistance.
• Registration is not guaranteed without payment. First 40 to PAY will be on the Who’s Cumming list.
• Rego’s are not refundable but are transferable. MH3 is not responsible for payment transfers. The SELLER must alert MisMan with the Nerd Name and Hash Name of the person who they transferred the Rego to. Transferred rego's may/may not get personalized ‘ToeTag’...depends on the date of transfer.

OTHER
• 21+ Only
• No dogs
• No one can attend unless they are rego’d
• No glass containers in the water
• No drama
• Don’t forget to bring
- Water shoes (if that’s your thing)
- Sunscreen
- Bug Spray
- Camping gear
- Flashlight
- Water (some will be provided though)
- Floaty
- Umbrella
- Extension Cord if you want to plug in
- ’Cover-ups’ (sarongs and tube tops work well for quick cover)


Start Location Details

Welch Park Somerville Lake

1560 Thornberry Dr, Somerville, TX 77879

Public Event

See the full list!

38 Hashers came

including:

Chicken Bag

(C2H3-TX)

Batguano Man

(SAH3)

Old Faithful

Mosquito Hash House Harriers
https://welltecglobal-...

$5 HO

(Mosquito Hash Hou...)

Inappropriate

(Houston H3)

Seaman Sammich

Mosquito Hash House Harriers
...

Turtle Dick

(MosquitoH3)

Just kneel and bob

(FUH3)

Stank Ass

Corpus Christi H3
...

Smothered Buttered n Uddered

Mosquito Hash House Harriers
MH3 HashCash

Whistle4Sex

Ruff Pack Hash House Harriers
...

Drowning in Dick

Mosquito Hash House Harriers
...

Slobby Knobby

Hill Country HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
...

Pee on Moon

(MosquitoH3)

Prostate Flush

(MosquitoH3)

EZ Fag

Mosquito Hash House Harriers
...

Donut Holer

(Mosquito)

Squirt

(BMHHH)

Romanian Steamer

(AH3)

Prison Bitch Bastard

(HCHHH/SWHHH)

Throat Hickey Ckghglgk

(MosquitoH3)

Shaft

(ST-2)

Nun in the Stink

(Houston)

Pretzel Pussy

(MosquitoH3)

Clam Slammed

(C2H3-TX)

Poly Mammary

(Mosquito H3 )

Wrong Dong Thong

(FTWH3)

Kinky Candied Ham

(Dallas)

Cougarrand

(Houston)

Ranger Smurf

(C2H3-TX)

Tits Baaaaad

(SAH3)

Just Mel

(RPH3)

PteroDICtyl

(lost geckos )

Tittytitty Cow Bangher

(MosquitoH3)

Fist Her Twice

(Mosquito)