Cost: $165*
Why: We will be celebrating the 35th analversary of the founding of the Ann Arbor Kennel and the 20th analversary of the merger of the two kennels.
When: Aug 9-11, 2024
Where: The Woodlands at Bruin Lake, Gregory, MI
What: A weekend of trails, camping, drinking, eating, swimming, and games!
Did you say games?! Yes! With the theme of "Cum on Down" we will have a variety of Hash themed games and contests!
Think you have the loudest whistle in all the lands?
Do you even need a whistle with that booming "On-On" you're sporting?
Can you write poems on a sidewalk and prove your flour skills are above the rest?
Can you finish an FRB before the rest of the pack catches up?
There are a limited number of optional accommodations available at the event site. It is expected that everyone has a tent for camping or arranges to share one with a friend otherwise.
Tent/ Camper; Tarp/footprint (for under tent); Sleeping bag; Sleeping mat or mattress (if desired); Pillow; Flashlight/headlamp; Lantern; Bug spray; Sunscreen; Laundry line; Clothes pins; Swim suit; Hash horn, whistle, necklace -- other hash gear; Hash Kilt; Fleece/jacket (in case it gets cool at night); Sandals/waterproof shoes; Sun glasses / hat; Running clothes/shoes (at least 2 pair); Socks (multiple pairs); Shiggy Socks; Warm pants; Raingear (poncho); Warm hat and gloves (for night time use); Towel(s) (for bathing or swimming); Refillable water bottle; Electrolytes; Shampoo/deodorant/tooth brush/etc.; Books/magazine/cards/music; Camping chairs; Paddleboard or Kayak (if you do that kind of thing);
The Woodlands at Bruin Lake, Gregory, MI
Start Location TBA
Glamping and Cabins
OPTIONAL: There are a limited number of on-site accommodations available at an extra cost. Rego payment does not cover any part o the reservation and reserving a cabin or glamping tent does not cover any rego cost.
Tapping of the Kegs! 4PM!
Registration 4-8PM
Trail Chalk Talk (shorter, 3-5 miles) 6:15PM, 6:30 Hares out
Dinner 7:30-9PM
Beer Snob Event 9PM (bring a fancy beer or wine to share)
Breakfast 8-10AM
Hash Games 10AM-8PM
Ball Buster Chalk Talk (9-12 miles) 10AM, Hares out 10:30AM
Regular/Walker Trail Chalk Talk (5-7 miles) 10:30AM, Hares out 11AM
Trail returns to camp around 2PM
Lunch 2-3:30PM
Wipeout Beer Mile 5PM
Awards/Circle 6PM
Dinner 7-8:30PM
Hot Ones! Survivor Jeopardy 9-10PM
Party/Dance 10PM-Dawn
Shooting Star Trail (shot trail, typically in the buff) 11PM?
Late Night Food 12AM
Breakfast 8-10AM
Fat Boy (very, very short trail, bring songs) 10AM
Clean Up 11AM
Everyone out by noon!
including:
St. Dickless
(MoA2H3)
Sticky hash dwarf
(MoA2H3)
JinglePants
(GLHHH)
SOG
(MoA2H3)
Just Sam
(GLH3)
KinderGrindr
(MoA2H3)
Penis Pimp
(MoA2H3)
Slip’n’Ride
(MoA2H3)
Diaper Rash
(MoA2H3)
justMyDaddy'sMeat
(MoA2H3)
EpHay
(GLH3)
Facefull
(HbH3)
Sleeping Pukey
(MoA2H3)
Screws on the bus
(GLH3)
Rental Stick
(GLH3)
Pubio
(FTroopH3)
BOS
(MoA2H3)
DungShit
(MoA2H3)
P.ENnIS
(Cherry Capital H3)
Rumple fore skin
(MoA2H3)
Slurpee 2nds
(MoA2H3)
Spank Bank
(MoA2H3)
OMG
(CRapidsH3)
Pliable Wood
(MoA2H3)
Uncle Touchy's Puzzle Basement
(MoA2H3 Forever an...)
SuziChapsDicks
(MoA2H3)
Six-o-Cock
(MoA2H3)
Show n tell
(Moa2h3)
Trail Pleasure
(DH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Coxcykle
(MoA2H3)
Ditch Bitch
(MoA2H3)
Sex and Ate
(MoA2H3)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
CumFart Inn
(GLH3)
Ride The Pony
(MoA2H3)
Pocket Cock-U-Later
(MOTOWNH3)
Backseat Muffher
(GLH3)
5 Kuai Head
(Newcastle H3)
Insert
(GLH3)
Scottish Fingercuffs
(MoA2H3)
Backstage Ass
(MoA2H3)
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