Cost: $165*
Why: We will be celebrating the 35th analversary of the founding of the Ann Arbor Kennel and the 20th analversary of the merger of the two kennels.
When: Aug 9-11, 2024
Where: The Woodlands at Bruin Lake, Gregory, MI
What: A weekend of trails, camping, drinking, eating, swimming, and games!
Did you say games?! Yes! With the theme of "Cum on Down" we will have a variety of Hash themed games and contests!
Think you have the loudest whistle in all the lands?
Do you even need a whistle with that booming "On-On" you're sporting?
Can you write poems on a sidewalk and prove your flour skills are above the rest?
Can you finish an FRB before the rest of the pack catches up?
There are a limited number of optional accommodations available at the event site. It is expected that everyone has a tent for camping or arranges to share one with a friend otherwise.
Tent/ Camper; Tarp/footprint (for under tent); Sleeping bag; Sleeping mat or mattress (if desired); Pillow; Flashlight/headlamp; Lantern; Bug spray; Sunscreen; Laundry line; Clothes pins; Swim suit; Hash horn, whistle, necklace -- other hash gear; Hash Kilt; Fleece/jacket (in case it gets cool at night); Sandals/waterproof shoes; Sun glasses / hat; Running clothes/shoes (at least 2 pair); Socks (multiple pairs); Shiggy Socks; Warm pants; Raingear (poncho); Warm hat and gloves (for night time use); Towel(s) (for bathing or swimming); Refillable water bottle; Electrolytes; Shampoo/deodorant/tooth brush/etc.; Books/magazine/cards/music; Camping chairs; Paddleboard or Kayak (if you do that kind of thing);
The Woodlands at Bruin Lake, Gregory, MI
Start Location TBA
Glamping and Cabins
OPTIONAL: There are a limited number of on-site accommodations available at an extra cost. Rego payment does not cover any part o the reservation and reserving a cabin or glamping tent does not cover any rego cost.
Tapping of the Kegs! 4PM!
Registration 4-8PM
Trail Chalk Talk (shorter, 3-5 miles) 6:15PM, 6:30 Hares out
Dinner 7:30-9PM
Beer Snob Event 9PM (bring a fancy beer or wine to share)
Breakfast 8-10AM
Hash Games 10AM-8PM
Ball Buster Chalk Talk (9-12 miles) 10AM, Hares out 10:30AM
Regular/Walker Trail Chalk Talk (5-7 miles) 10:30AM, Hares out 11AM
Trail returns to camp around 2PM
Lunch 2-3:30PM
Wipeout Beer Mile 5PM
Awards/Circle 6PM
Dinner 7-8:30PM
Hot Ones! Survivor Jeopardy 9-10PM
Party/Dance 10PM-Dawn
Shooting Star Trail (shot trail, typically in the buff) 11PM?
Late Night Food 12AM
Breakfast 8-10AM
Fat Boy (very, very short trail, bring songs) 10AM
Clean Up 11AM
Everyone out by noon!
including:
Scottish Fingercuffs
(MoA2H3)
Rental Stick
(GLH3)
justMyDaddy'sMeat
(MoA2H3)
Uncle Touchy's Puzzle Basement
(MoA2H3 Forever an...)
Sleeping Pukey
(MoA2H3)
KinderGrindr
(MoA2H3)
Pocket Cock-U-Later
(MOTOWNH3)
Screws on the bus
(GLH3)
P.ENnIS
(Cherry Capital H3)
Insert
(GLH3)
DungShit
(MoA2H3)
Just Sam
(GLH3)
Penis Pimp
(MoA2H3)
BOS
(MoA2H3)
JinglePants
(GLHHH)
Six-o-Cock
(MoA2H3)
SOG
(MoA2H3)
EpHay
(GLH3)
Pubio
(FTroopH3)
Backstage Ass
(MoA2H3)
Ride The Pony
(MoA2H3)
Diaper Rash
(MoA2H3)
OMG
(CRapidsH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Rumple fore skin
(MoA2H3)
Slip’n’Ride
(MoA2H3)
I-Feel Tower
(RH3)
Trail Pleasure
(DH3)
Ditch Bitch
(MoA2H3)
St. Dickless
(MoA2H3)
Facefull
(HbH3)
Sex and Ate
(MoA2H3)
Backseat Muffher
(GLH3)
CumFart Inn
(GLH3)
Show n tell
(Moa2h3)
5 Kuai Head
(Newcastle H3)
Coxcykle
(MoA2H3)
Sticky hash dwarf
(MoA2H3)
SuziChapsDicks
(MoA2H3)
Slurpee 2nds
(MoA2H3)
Spank Bank
(MoA2H3)
Pliable Wood
(MoA2H3)
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