Cost: $99
Elvis is DEAD... but we're not! So fuck him, more beer for the rest of us!
In 2025, the Memphis Hash House Harriers will be celebrating 32 YEARS of Dead Elvis!!!!
This year’s festivities will occur from Friday 8/15/25 to Sunday 8/17/25 at Piersol Group Camp at Shelby Forest in Millington (661 Museum Rd, Millington, TN 38053). There are beds. There are showers. There’s a legit kitchen. ALL OF THE BUILDINGS HAVE AIR CONDITIONING!
++ REGO HERE ++
https://memphish3.com/dead-elvis/
WHEN DOES REGO OPEN?!
- Rego will open to Memphis Hashers only on March 1st at 12:00pm noon CT.
- Rego will open to the rest of you wankers on April 1st at 6:00pm CT.
There will tiered pricing so be sure to rego ASAP!
- First 50 rego's: $99.69
- Next 50 rego's: $109.69
- Last remaining rego's: $119.69
With your registration, you will gain access to the following:
1. An air-conditioned cabin/bed included in your rego!
2. Four INCREDIBLY shitty trails
3. A t-shirt and couple more amazing gimmes
4. A lifetime of memories (or not depending on how much fun you’re planning on having)
5. All your meals! (Friday dinner, Saturday breakfast, Saturday lunch, Saturday dinner, Sunday breakfast)
6. All your beer!
You will need:
1. To register. Rego fee is $99.69-119.69 this year, which includes your beer, your food, a surprise, and your bed/ability to shower at the cabins.
2. Bed linens (twin bed) or Sleeping Bag and a Pillow
3. Towels and toiletries
4. Something to get in the water. Swimming is not allowed, but if you have a kayak, canoe, paddle board, etc., its inclusion and use is encouraged
5. Yard games such as cornhole, washers, volleyball nets for after trail
6. There will also be a fire pit, so bring chairs to sit around while pretending to be civilized humans and not the degenerates we all actually are
7. Bug spray. Bug candles. Bug pellets. OR a willingness to have mosquitoes suck you dry, and not in the same way an Ole Miss Phi Mu with daddy issues will do.
8. A water bottle of your own to fill and drink from. We’re all gonna pretend to be too classy to drink from the hose.
9. Light up running vest, head lamp, safety lights, flashlights, etc.
Dead Elvis Trails:
- Friday, August 15, 2025, 7:00pm - Pickup Trail
- Friday, August 15, 2025, 10:00pm - Shooting Star Trail
- Saturday, August 16, 2025, 10:00am - Turkey and Eagle Shiggy Trail
- Sunday, August 17, 2025, 10:00am - Hangover Trail
Cancellations & Transfers:
- If you can no longer attend Dead Elvis, please email us at MemphisH3@gmail.com.
- Rego Transfers will NOT be honored.
- All regos for people unable to attend will be returned to Memphis HHH Mismanagement and will be offered to people on the waiting list on a first come, first served basis.
- Regos can only be refunded to you (minus any transaction fees) under the condition that someone on the waitlist can fill your spot!
Banned Hashers:
If you are on the Banned H3 list or you have been banned in any capacity from a kennel or event, you will not be able to attend this event.
ON-ON!!!!!
including:
Captain Cunt-
(Memphis H3)
Claim to Flame: The Abridged Version -
(Midwest Road Whore)
Just Sarah
(Memphis H3)
I Farted in His Mouth-
(IndyHHH)
69 to Life-
(Memphis H3)
Shit-Nav -
(Memphis H3)
Toe Dirt-
(IndyHHH)
Ask Jeeves-
(Memphis H3)
Pushing Rope-
(Memphis H3)
Just Johnny
(MemphisH3)
Mushroom Melt-
(Memphis H3)
Mouthwest Airlines-
(BigHumpH3)
TFI
(Agana H3)
Hood Ornament
(MemphisH3)
Just Jenny
(MemphisH3)
Finger Picking Good
(LRH3)
Kibbles and Tits-
(Memphis H3)
Greybait-
(Memphis H3)
Cum On Down Under-
(BigHumpH3)
Chew-my-bacca
(GothH3)
Sicilian Family Portrait
(AVLH3)
Knock First-
(Memphis H3)
Erotimus Prime -
(BFH3)
Foreign Relations-
(Memphis H3)
Strap Off-
(Memphis H3)
Rest In Penis-
(IndyHHH)
Teenage Circle Jerk-
(KCH3)
Whore With No Name-
(O2H3)
Ballstrami-
(Memphis H3)
Special Sauce-
(Memphis H3)
Placentahontas-
(Memphis H3)
Straddle My Beam -
(Memphis H3)
Butter and a Running Start-
(Memphis H3)
Full On Neon-
(Bossier / Shrevep...)
Gut Reaction-
(Memphis H3)
Forced Entry-
(Memphis H3)
Little Shop of Horrors -
(LRH3)
Kids Meal-
(Memphis H3)
Just Collin -
(SavH3)
Santa’s Lil Helper-
(Memphis H3)
Small Attachment-
(Memphis H3)
One☆Star-
(Memphis H3)
Chihuahua-
(KCH3)
Way Down Yonder on the Tickacoochie-
(LRH3)
Lost & Pound-
(Memphis H3)
Smooth Jizz Hard Sax-
(Bossier/ Shrevepo...)
Juicy Cougar Meal-in-Camp -
(WOOH3 NWA (mother...)
Peggin Thee Stallion -
(Memphis H3)
One-wheeled Mullet
(LRH3)
Sugar Tits-
(Memphis H3)
Twinkle Twat-
(GCH3)
Doubleclit Cum-
(Memphis H3)
Kirby
(CHHH)
Jeanie Weenie -
(Madison H3)
Cacklez
(IndyScent)
2fists2furrious -
(THICC)
pAnti Christ -
(LRH3)
Lost Her Penis-
(CH3)
Runs Em Dry-
(Memphis H3)
Brokeback Belcher-
(IndyHHH)
Dildozer-
(WaWhH3)
Tsemenami Surfer-
(Memphis H3)
Pussyfoot-
(Memphis H3)
Magnum, Not I-
(Memphis H3)
Normal Porn-
(LRH3)
Soft Serve-
(Memphis H3)
PBBJ-
(Memphis H3)
Semicision -
(Memphis H3)
Humpty Dumpty -
(Memphis H3)
Driving Miss Crazy-
(Memphis H3)
Skip-A-Dee-Hoo-Ha
(Memphis H3)
Scary Pooter-
(IndyHHH)
History Buff-
(Memphis H3)
Doggy Door-
(Memphis H3)
Gorilla RAMher-
(Memphis H3)
Clench n Close-
(Memphis H3)
One-Piece Puzzle -
(MemphisH3)
Tree's Company-
(Memphis H3)
Free Willy-
(BVDH3)
Just Chandler -
(Virgin H3)
LaDrone-
(IndyHHH)
1 Pump Wonder
(LRH3)
All Bur No Fur-
(BVDH3)
Fast Chug-
(KCH3)
TP For My Tongue Hole-
(Memphis H3)
The SadHeAteHer -
(MCH3)
Little Debbie-
(Memphis H3)
Stunt Cock-
(Memphis H3)
Hot Mess Bench Press -
(ChiH3)
This Little Piggy
(Memphis H3)
Frankentitties-
(KCH3)
Kum Solo-
(Memphis H3)
Third Personality Disorder-
(CH3)
Centaur of Attention-
(Low Key H3)
Just Angela
(Memphis H3)
Cheer Me On So I Can Go Go-
(OBH3)
Liquor Ass-essor-
(Memphis H3)
Murder He Woke-
(Memphis H3)
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