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MemphisH3 Dead Elvis 2024

08/16 03:00 PM to 08/18 11:00 AM

A MemphisH3 Hash Campout

Cost: $119

Shiggy:

Aaaaallllllllrighty wanks, you know what time it is! It is the most sacred of Memphis H3 hash weekends: Dead Elvis.

This year’s festivities will occur from Friday 8/16/24 to Sunday 8/18/24 at Piersol Group Camp at Shelby Forest in Millington. There are beds. There are showers. There’s a legit kitchen. ALL OF THE BUILDINGS HAVE AIR CONDITIONING!

Rego will open on 2/1/24 at 12:00pm CT.
+++++ REGO HERE +++++

There will tiered pricing so be sure to rego ASAP!
- FRB: First 50 rego's: $99.69 | SOLD OUT
- Lollygagger: Next 50 rego's: $109.69 | SOLD OUT
- DFL: Last remaining rego's: $119.69 | SOLD OUT

WE ARE SOLD OUT!!!!
Join our waiting list ASAP by sending us an email at MemphisH3@gmail.com with the following information:
- Hash Name
- Home Kennel
- Phone Number

With your registration, you will gain access to the following:
1. An air-conditioned cabin/bed included in your rego!
2. Four INCREDIBLY shitty trails
3. A t-shirt and couple more amazing gimmes
4. A lifetime of memories (or not depending on how much fun you’re planning on having)
5. All your meals! (Friday dinner, Saturday breakfast, Saturday lunch, Saturday dinner, Sunday breakfast)
6. All your beer!

You will need:
1. To register. Rego fee is $99.69-119.69 this year, which includes your beer, your food, a surprise, and your bed/ability to shower at the cabins.
2. Bed linens (twin bed) or Sleeping Bag and a Pillow
3. Towels and toiletries
4. Something to get in the water. Swimming is not allowed, but if you have a kayak, canoe, paddle board, etc., its inclusion and use is encouraged
5. Yard games such as cornhole, washers, volleyball nets for after trail
6. There will also be a fire pit, so bring chairs to sit around while pretending to be civilized humans and not the degenerates we all actually are
7. Bug spray. Bug candles. Bug pellets. OR a willingness to have mosquitoes suck you dry, and not in the same way an Ole Miss Phi Mu with daddy issues will do.
8. A water bottle of your own to fill and drink from. We’re all gonna pretend to be too classy to drink from the hose.
9. Light up running vest, head lamp, safety lights, flashlights, etc.

Dead Elvis Trails:
- Friday, August 16, 2024, 7:00pm - Pickup Trail
- Friday, August 16, 2024, 10:00pm - Shooting Star Trail
- Saturday, August 17, 2024, 10:00am - Turkey and Eagle Trail
- Sunday, August 18, 2024, 10:00am - Hangover Trail

Cancellations & Transfers:
If you can no longer attend Dead Elvis, please email us at MemphisH3@gmail.com. Rego Transfers will NOT be honored. All regos for people unable to attend will be returned to Memphis HHH Mismanagement and will be offered to people on the waiting list on a first come, first served basis.

COVID/Monkeypox/Gono-syphi-herpe-litis Protocol:
This has yet to be determined and will be evaluated as we get closer to the event. Remember, our number 3 most important goal is to keep everyone safe, so any requirements around testing or vaccines will be with that goal in mind.

Banned Hashers:
If you are on the Banned H3 list or you have been banned in any capacity from a kennel or event, you will not be able to attend this event.

ON-ON!!!!!


Start Location Details

Meeman-Shelby Forest: Piersol Group Camp

661 Museum Rd, Millington, TN 38053

Schedule of Events

3:00pm Check in for Dead Elvis. Beer starts flowing!
6:00pm Dinner is served! (Pizza)
7:00pm Circle up for a Shiggy Trail
9:00pm Closing circle.
10:00pm Party time! (Draft Punk, 3 Man Dice, Drinking Games, etc.)
11:00pm Circle up for a shooting star trail. Wear your best (or worst) lingerie, speedo, or pajamas!


8:00am Breakfast is served! (Coffee, eggs, sausage, bacon, fruit)
9:00am Haberdashery Fair
10:00am Circle up for a shiggy trail.
12:00pm Lunch is served on trail! (Sandwiches, chips, fruits)
5:00pm Closing circle.
6:30pm Dinner is served! (BBQ, beans, coleslaw)
8:00pm Elvis costume contest with prizes!
9:00pm Party time! (Rave, neon dance party, shadow tent, etc.)


8:00am Breakfast is served! (Coffee, bagels, cream cheese, muffins, fruit)
9:00am Clean the hash house and cabins.
10:00am Circle up for a hangover hash.
10:30am Closing circle.
11:00am Check out of the campground.


Public Event

See the full list!

122 Hashers cumming

including:

Gas Flaps

(FUCH3)

Forced Entry

(Memphis H3)

C-Bags

(BNH3)

TP for My Tongue Hole

(Memphis H3)

Pussyfoot

(Memphis H3)

The SadHeAteHer

(MCH3)

Straddle My Beam

(Memphis H3)

Just Josh

(Memphis H3)

I Eat Ass And I Would Do It Right Now

(KCH3/Larryville)

Tsemenami Surfer

(Memphis H3)

International Dick Magnet

(SpiH3)

Pussy Woody

(Memphis H3)

Wrap It Up

Memphis H3
...

$20 Holla

(Memphis H3)

Walk-In Pleaser

(Memphis H3)

Carniwhore

(C2H5OH)

Just Lori

(Memphis H3)

Kitty Kitty Bang Bang

(ECH3)

Cunt E Jackula

(Memphis H3)

Fire Huh

(Memphis H3)

Jurassic Twatwaffle

(Fort Collins H3)

Stunt Cock

(Memphis H3)

OTTOMAN CUMPIRE

(BIG HUMP H3)

Murder He Woke

(Memphis H3)

Rinse and Repeat

(Memphis H3)

Don't Tell Your Sister

(Memphis H3)

Driving Miss Crazy

(Memphis H3)

Pink Slit

(El Paso H3)

Cliterature

(Memphis H3)

BARBIE's BITCH

(MCH3)

Squiggly Wiggly

(Memphis H3)

Snapshat

(Memphis H3)

Red Beard

(Memphis H3)

Just Andy

(Nomad H3)

Eatin' Ain't Cheatin'

(Triad Crispy Crea...)

Ain't nothin' but a Horn Dog 2

(clh3)

Gut Reaction

(Memphis H3)

The Asshole Whisperer

(BigHumpH3)

Semicision

(Memphis H3)

Kid's Meal

(Memphis H3)

pAnti Christ

(LRH3)

Monster Bator

(Memphis H3)

This Little Piggy

(Memphis H3)

Friendly Fire

(Memphis H3)

Black Eye P A

(Memphis H3)

Eats The Booty Like Groceries

(Memphis H3)

Nice Try

(Dayton H3)

Crapper McWrapper

(Vulcan H3)

Mushroom Melt

(Memphis H3)

PBBJ

(Memphis H3)

Just Stevie

(Memphis H3)

Clench n Close

(Memphis H3)

Buck-a-Fuffalo

(CTrH3)

Pussy Crusher

(Signal Hill H3)

Quarter PoundMe

(BigHumpH3)

Cornballer

(Memphis H3)

Gorilla RAMher

(Ouch3)

3 Knuckle Shuffle

(Memphis H3)

Put it in my mouth

(SWH3)

Kibbles and Tits

(Memphis H3)

Spitty Spitty Gang Bang

(Signal Hill H3)

Big booty hoe

(El Paso H3)

Foreign Relations

(Memphis H3)

Immaculate Cuntception

(Traveling Whore-a...)

Dewey Sexual System

(BigHumpH3)

Swing N Miss

(Memphis H3)

Man Cruiser

(Nomad Hash House ...)

TMI General

(Bad Decisions)

Singed Minge

(A2H3)

E.R.I.C.

(Traveling Bimbos)

One-wheeled Mullet

(LRH3)

Crumb Bitch Crumb

(FUCH3)

Just Nathan

(Memphis H3)

Ballstrami

(Memphis H3)

Back Door Betty

(Border Jumpers 3)

Just Jordan K

(Memphis H3)

Faux Mo

(Memphis H3)

Virgin Bloody Mary

(Memphis H3)

Greybait

(Memphis H3)

Just Warren

(Memphis H3)

Cock O'Poo

(Triad Crispy Crea...)

Ask Jeeves

(Memphis H3)

Pushing Rope

(Memphis H3)

Blow Hole

(Memphis H3)

Just Morgan

(Memphis H3)

Doggy Door

(Memphis H3)

Hit It In The Wet Spot

(BigHumpH3)

Butter & a Running Start

(Memphis H3)

Just Sarah C

(Memphis H3)

One-eyed Wetter

(Memphis H3)

Toe Story

(Memphis H3)

Midsummer Night's Cream

(Triad Crispy Crea...)

Santa's Lil Helper

(Memphis H3)

One Star

(Memphis H3)

Reading Rainbow

(Memphis H3)

Serta Turned Her

(Memphis H3)

Hood Ornament

(Memphis H3)

Remote Control Cowgirl

(VH3)

Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs

Nomad Hash House Harriers
...

Knotty Boy

(Memphis H3)

Runs Em Dry

(Memphis H3)

Just Nathan T

(Memphis H3)

Shit-Nav

(Memphis H3)

Soft Serve

(Memphis H3)

Doubleclit Cum

(Memphis H3)

Ain't nothin' but a Horn Dog

(CLH3)

Minor Offense

(Triad Crispy Crea...)

Placentahontas

(Memphis H3)

El Sharto the Dump Fuck

(FUCH3)

Sugar Tits

(Memphis H3)

Waifu Wanker

(First Urbana Cham...)

Bear Back

(Memphis H3)

beaver chaser

(bhh3)

Leave A Message After The Bone

(Northboro H3)

Just Sarah I

(Memphis H3)

Sticky Facial

(SPIH3 Springfield IL)

Small Attachment

(Memphis H3)

24 and Out The Door

(F Troup H3)

History Buff

(Memphis H3)

KUM Solo

(Memphis H3)

Mouthwest Airlines

(BigHumpH3)

Patient Zero

(Memphis H3)