Cost: $89
Shiggy:
DEAD ELVIS XXX IS OFFICIALLY SOLD OUT!!!!
If you would like to be put on the waitlist, please email us at MemphisH3@gmail.com
Rego Transfers will NOT be honored. All regos for people unable to attend will be returned to Memphis HHH Mismanagement and will be offered to people on the waiting list on a first come, first served basis.
Aaaaallllllllrighty wanks, you know what time it is! It is the most sacred of Memphis H3 hash weekends: Dead Elvis.
In 2023, Memphis HHH will be celebrating 30 YEARS of Dead Elvis!!!! So in honor of Dead Elvis's 30th Analversary, cum prepared for an XXXtraordinary fucking celebration!!!!
This year’s festivities will occur from Friday 8/18/23 to Sunday 8/20/23 at Piersol Group Camp at Shelby Forest in Millington. There are beds. There are showers. There’s a legit kitchen. ALL OF THE BUILDINGS HAVE AIR CONDITIONING!
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With your registration, you will gain access to the following:
1. Three INCREDIBLY shitty trails
2. A t-shirt and couple more gimmes
3. A lifetime of memories (or not depending on how much fun you’re planning on having)
4. All your meals! (Friday dinner, Saturday breakfast, Saturday lunch, Saturday dinner, Sunday breakfast)
5. All your beer!
6. An air-conditioned cabin/bed included in your rego!
You will need:
1. To register. Rego fee is $89.69 this year, which includes your beer, your food, a surprise, and your bed/ability to shower at the cabins.
2. Bed linens (twin bed) or Sleeping Bag and a Pillow
3. Towels and toiletries
4. Something to get in the water. Swimming is not allowed, but it’ll be hotter’n two rats crackin’ in a wool sock, so if you have a kayak, canoe, paddle board, etc, its inclusion and use is encouraged
5. Yard games such as cornhole, washers, volleyball nets for after trail
6. There will also be a fire pit, so bring chairs to sit around while pretending to be civilized humans and not the degenerates we all actually are
7. Bug spray. Bug candles. Bug pellets. OR a willingness to have mosquitoes suck you dry, and not in the same way an Ole Miss Phi Mu with daddy issues will do.
8. A water bottle of your own to fill and drink from. We’re all gonna pretend to be too classy to drink from the hose.
Dead Elvis Trails:
- Friday, August 18, 2023, 7:00pm - Pickup Trail
- Saturday, August 19, 2023, 10:00am - Turkey and Eagle Trail
- Sunday, August 20, 2023, 10:00am - Hangover Trail
COVID/Monkeypox/Gono-syphi-herpe-litis Protocol:
This has yet to be determined and will be evaluated as we get closer to the event. Remember, our number 3 most important goal is to keep everyone safe, any requirements around testing or vaccines will be with that goal in mind.
ON-ON!!!!!
3:00pm Check in for Dead Elvis. Beer starts flowing!
6:00pm Dinner is served! (Pizza)
9:00pm Closing circle.
10:00pm Party time! (Draft Punk, 3 Man Dice, Drinking Games, etc.)
11:00pm Circle up for a lingerie/pajama shot trail.
8:00am Breakfast is served! (Coffee, mimosas, bagels, fruit)
9:00am Haberdashery Fair
10:00am Circle up for a shiggy trail.
12:00pm Lunch is served on trail! (Sandwiches, chips, fruits)
5:00pm Closing circle.
6:30pm Dinner is served! (BBQ, beans, coleslaw)
8:00pm Elvis costume contest with prizes!
9:00pm Party time! (Rave, neon dance party, shadow tent, etc.)
8:00am Breakfast is served! (Coffee, eggs, sausage, bacon, fruit)
9:00am Clean the hash house and cabins.
10:00am Circle up for a hangover hash.
10:30am Closing circle.
11:00am Check out of the campground.
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