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MemphisH3 Dead Elvis XXX 2023

08/18 03:00 PM to 08/20 11:00 AM

A MemphisH3 Hash Campout

Cost: $89

Shiggy:

DEAD ELVIS XXX IS OFFICIALLY SOLD OUT!!!!

If you would like to be put on the waitlist, please email us at MemphisH3@gmail.com

Rego Transfers will NOT be honored. All regos for people unable to attend will be returned to Memphis HHH Mismanagement and will be offered to people on the waiting list on a first come, first served basis.


Aaaaallllllllrighty wanks, you know what time it is! It is the most sacred of Memphis H3 hash weekends: Dead Elvis.

In 2023, Memphis HHH will be celebrating 30 YEARS of Dead Elvis!!!! So in honor of Dead Elvis's 30th Analversary, cum prepared for an XXXtraordinary fucking celebration!!!!

This year’s festivities will occur from Friday 8/18/23 to Sunday 8/20/23 at Piersol Group Camp at Shelby Forest in Millington. There are beds. There are showers. There’s a legit kitchen. ALL OF THE BUILDINGS HAVE AIR CONDITIONING!

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With your registration, you will gain access to the following:
1. Three INCREDIBLY shitty trails
2. A t-shirt and couple more gimmes
3. A lifetime of memories (or not depending on how much fun you’re planning on having)
4. All your meals! (Friday dinner, Saturday breakfast, Saturday lunch, Saturday dinner, Sunday breakfast)
5. All your beer!
6. An air-conditioned cabin/bed included in your rego!

You will need:
1. To register. Rego fee is $89.69 this year, which includes your beer, your food, a surprise, and your bed/ability to shower at the cabins.
2. Bed linens (twin bed) or Sleeping Bag and a Pillow
3. Towels and toiletries
4. Something to get in the water. Swimming is not allowed, but it’ll be hotter’n two rats crackin’ in a wool sock, so if you have a kayak, canoe, paddle board, etc, its inclusion and use is encouraged
5. Yard games such as cornhole, washers, volleyball nets for after trail
6. There will also be a fire pit, so bring chairs to sit around while pretending to be civilized humans and not the degenerates we all actually are
7. Bug spray. Bug candles. Bug pellets. OR a willingness to have mosquitoes suck you dry, and not in the same way an Ole Miss Phi Mu with daddy issues will do.
8. A water bottle of your own to fill and drink from. We’re all gonna pretend to be too classy to drink from the hose.

Dead Elvis Trails:
- Friday, August 18, 2023, 7:00pm - Pickup Trail
- Saturday, August 19, 2023, 10:00am - Turkey and Eagle Trail
- Sunday, August 20, 2023, 10:00am - Hangover Trail

COVID/Monkeypox/Gono-syphi-herpe-litis Protocol:
This has yet to be determined and will be evaluated as we get closer to the event. Remember, our number 3 most important goal is to keep everyone safe, any requirements around testing or vaccines will be with that goal in mind.

ON-ON!!!!!


Start Location Details

Meeman-Shelby Forest: Piersol Group Camp

661 Museum Rd, Millington, TN 38053

Schedule of Events

3:00pm Check in for Dead Elvis. Beer starts flowing!
6:00pm Dinner is served! (Pizza)
9:00pm Closing circle.
10:00pm Party time! (Draft Punk, 3 Man Dice, Drinking Games, etc.)
11:00pm Circle up for a lingerie/pajama shot trail.


8:00am Breakfast is served! (Coffee, mimosas, bagels, fruit)
9:00am Haberdashery Fair
10:00am Circle up for a shiggy trail.
12:00pm Lunch is served on trail! (Sandwiches, chips, fruits)
5:00pm Closing circle.
6:30pm Dinner is served! (BBQ, beans, coleslaw)
8:00pm Elvis costume contest with prizes!
9:00pm Party time! (Rave, neon dance party, shadow tent, etc.)


8:00am Breakfast is served! (Coffee, eggs, sausage, bacon, fruit)
9:00am Clean the hash house and cabins.
10:00am Circle up for a hangover hash.
10:30am Closing circle.
11:00am Check out of the campground.


Public Event

See the full list!

134 Hashers came

including:

Me Shrub You Long Time

(BFMH3)

Wrap It Up

MemphisH3
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Rest in Penis

Blooming Fools H3
...

Stripper Fi

MILFH3

Sicilian Family Portrait

(Uhhh3)

Perverazzi

(Choo Choo H3)

Forced Entry

(MemphisH3)

Gut Reaction

(MemphisH3)

Chuck E. Pleases

(MemphisH3)

Put It In My Mouth

(Sir Larrikins H3)

Soft Serve

(MemphisH3)

XXX

(Survivor H3)

Rinse and Repeat

(MemphisH3)

Just Kenzie

(MemphisH3)

Kirby

(Charleston Hereti...)

Is That A Sex Toy?

(TITS)

Tsemenami Surfer

(MemphisH3)

Small Attachment

(MemphisH3)

Runs Em Dry

(MemphisH3)

Semicision

(MemphisH3)

Just Stevie

(MemphisH3)

Captain's Log

(ChiH3)

Whore's Whisperer

(Adopt A Stray H3)

Ask Jeeves

(MemphisH3)

Tie Me Up Before You Go Go

(ECH3)

Pick A Hole

(MemphisH3)

One Star

(MemphisH3)

Pushing Rope

(MemphisH3)

Shit-Nav

MemphisH3
...

Foreign Relations

(MemphisH3)

Sugar Snatch

(Bushwhackers H3)

Primetime Thunderpuss

(TandAH3)

Frankentitties

(KCH3)

Rebar Retard

(MemphisH3)

Mommy Dresses Me

(RSH3)

The Fuck Stops Here

(Panama City - PCH3 )

Rock Cock

(BRCH3)

One-eyed Wetter

(MemphisH3)

Clench n Close

(MemphisH3)

Two Scoops

(MemphisH3)

Sofa King Horny

(VH3)

Hot Tub Slut

(SCH4)

Quarter #her

(Gulf Coast H3)

Hood Ornament

(MemphisH3)

$20 Holla

(MemphisH3)

Cornballer

(Ann Arbor / Detro...)

Spelunk My Abyss

(JXNH3)

Bear Back

(MemphisH3)

Swing N Miss

(MemphisH3)

Bakers Dozen't

(Surf City H3)

Ballstrami

(MemphisH3)

Temple of Poon

(PhoenixH3)

Walk-In Pleaser

(MemphisH3)

Eats The Booty Like Groceries

(MemphisH3)

Tokin Lick-n-Stick

(RSH3)

Goes Down on the Rebound

(AVLH3)

Lumber Jackoff

(SharkH3)

Normal P0rn

(LRH3)

Furry Spice

(FTH3)

Double Stuffed Whore-e-o

(WH4)

Greybait

(MemphisH3)

Fake Gay

Yongsan Kimchi Hash House Harriers
...

Eatin' Ain't Cheatin'

(CrCrH3)

Toe Story

(MemphisH3)

Hebrew Hammer’d

Panhandle Sluts
#youSeemNice

KUM Solo

(MemphisH3)

Murder He Woke

(MemphisH3)

Special Sauce

(MemphisH3)

DoubleClit Cum

(MemphisH3)

Phil Nye the Science Bi

(Rocket Shitty H3)

Snapshat

(MemphisH3)

Lazy Saddles

(MemphisH3)

Don’t Tell Your Sister

(MemphisH3)

Cums When Momma Calls

(MemphisH3)

Tokin's Little Cuckold

(PGHH3)

Anal Adventure

(Fort Worth H3)

Kibbles and Tits

(MemphisH3)

pAnti Christ

(LRH3)

Santa's Lil Helper

(MemphisH3)

Serta Turned Her

(MemphisH3)

Just Sarah

(MemphisH3)

Dewey Sexual System

(BigHumpH3)

Bashful Beaver

(CCH3)

Mother May I

(MemphisH3)

Just James

(MemphisH3)

Monsterbator

(WaukeshaH3)

Jalapeehole

(MemphisH3)

Lips Are Sealed

(MemphisH3)

Chilean See Ass

(TITS)

Patient Zero

(MemphisH3)

Quarter PoundMe

(BigHumpH3)

First Glass

(MemphisH3)

Butter & A Running Start

(MemphisH3)

PBBJ

(MemphisH3)

Trunk Junk

(Rocket Shitty H3)

TP for My Tongue Hole

(MemphisH3)

Just Sophie

(MemphisH3)

Pussy Woody

(MemphisH3)

Straddle My Beam

(MemphisH3)

Glue Factory Gum Job

(BAH3)

Just Bianca

(MemphisH3)

All The Way In

(RSH3)

Mushroom Melt

(MemphisH3)

Placentahontas

(MemphisH3)

Doggy Door

(MemphisH3)

Driving Miss Crazy

(MemphisH3)

2 Pump Chump

(MemphisH3)

Ribs For Her Pleasure

(Always Leave Camp H3)

Pussyfoot

(MemphisH3)

Dick In Hand

(AVLH3)

Friendly Fire

(MemphisH3)

This Little Piggy

(MemphisH3)

Braveshart

(Survivor H3)

Black Eye P A

MemphisH3
...

The SadHeAteHer

(MCH3)

Ginger Wallbanger

(NomadH3)

Dirty Flamingo

(DH3)

Cuddles 'n Cream

(Hurricane/Palm Be...)

Matthew McKindagay

(AlohaH3)

Damaged Goods

(MemphisH3)

Black Cock Down

(MemphisH3)

Boner Killer

(C3H3)

Can I Get U Off?

(ECH3)

Gorilla RAMher

(OUCH3)

Black Is The New Orange

(MemphisH3)

Lack of Oxygen

(BigHumpH3)

Disco Ass

(MemphisH3)

I ❤ Bukkake

(LRH3)

Rice-A-Boni

(C3H3)

Standup Cumedian

(Survivor H3)

Damn Near Rectum

(Fort Worth H3)

Reading Rainbow

(MemphisH3)