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Organizers:
MemphisH3 Dead Elvis XXX 2023
08/18 03:00 PM to 08/20 11:00 AM
A MemphisH3 Hash Campout
Cost: $89
Shiggy:
DEAD ELVIS XXX IS OFFICIALLY SOLD OUT!!!!
If you would like to be put on the waitlist, please email us at MemphisH3@gmail.com
Rego Transfers will NOT be honored. All regos for people unable to attend will be returned to Memphis HHH Mismanagement and will be offered to people on the waiting list on a first come, first served basis.
Aaaaallllllllrighty wanks, you know what time it is! It is the most sacred of Memphis H3 hash weekends: Dead Elvis.
In 2023, Memphis HHH will be celebrating 30 YEARS of Dead Elvis!!!! So in honor of Dead Elvis's 30th Analversary, cum prepared for an XXXtraordinary fucking celebration!!!!
This year’s festivities will occur from Friday 8/18/23 to Sunday 8/20/23 at Piersol Group Camp at Shelby Forest in Millington. There are beds. There are showers. There’s a legit kitchen. ALL OF THE BUILDINGS HAVE AIR CONDITIONING!
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With your registration, you will gain access to the following:
1. Three INCREDIBLY shitty trails
2. A t-shirt and couple more gimmes
3. A lifetime of memories (or not depending on how much fun you’re planning on having)
4. All your meals! (Friday dinner, Saturday breakfast, Saturday lunch, Saturday dinner, Sunday breakfast)
5. All your beer!
6. An air-conditioned cabin/bed included in your rego!
You will need:
1. To register. Rego fee is $89.69 this year, which includes your beer, your food, a surprise, and your bed/ability to shower at the cabins.
2. Bed linens (twin bed) or Sleeping Bag and a Pillow
3. Towels and toiletries
4. Something to get in the water. Swimming is not allowed, but it’ll be hotter’n two rats crackin’ in a wool sock, so if you have a kayak, canoe, paddle board, etc, its inclusion and use is encouraged
5. Yard games such as cornhole, washers, volleyball nets for after trail
6. There will also be a fire pit, so bring chairs to sit around while pretending to be civilized humans and not the degenerates we all actually are
7. Bug spray. Bug candles. Bug pellets. OR a willingness to have mosquitoes suck you dry, and not in the same way an Ole Miss Phi Mu with daddy issues will do.
8. A water bottle of your own to fill and drink from. We’re all gonna pretend to be too classy to drink from the hose.
Dead Elvis Trails:
- Friday, August 18, 2023, 7:00pm - Pickup Trail
- Saturday, August 19, 2023, 10:00am - Turkey and Eagle Trail
- Sunday, August 20, 2023, 10:00am - Hangover Trail
COVID/Monkeypox/Gono-syphi-herpe-litis Protocol:
This has yet to be determined and will be evaluated as we get closer to the event. Remember, our number 3 most important goal is to keep everyone safe, any requirements around testing or vaccines will be with that goal in mind.
ON-ON!!!!!
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
3:00pm Check in for Dead Elvis. Beer starts flowing!
6:00pm Dinner is served! (Pizza)
9:00pm Closing circle.
10:00pm Party time! (Draft Punk, 3 Man Dice, Drinking Games, etc.)
11:00pm Circle up for a lingerie/pajama shot trail.
8:00am Breakfast is served! (Coffee, mimosas, bagels, fruit)
9:00am Haberdashery Fair
10:00am Circle up for a shiggy trail.
12:00pm Lunch is served on trail! (Sandwiches, chips, fruits)
5:00pm Closing circle.
6:30pm Dinner is served! (BBQ, beans, coleslaw)
8:00pm Elvis costume contest with prizes!
9:00pm Party time! (Rave, neon dance party, shadow tent, etc.)
8:00am Breakfast is served! (Coffee, eggs, sausage, bacon, fruit)
9:00am Clean the hash house and cabins.
10:00am Circle up for a hangover hash.
10:30am Closing circle.
11:00am Check out of the campground.
Public Event
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Butter & A Running Start
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Lazy Saddles
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Swing N Miss
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$20 Holla
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Jalapeehole
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Placentahontas
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Double Stuffed Whore-e-o
(WH4)
Spelunk My Abyss
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This Little Piggy
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Eats The Booty Like Groceries
(MemphisH3)
Ask Jeeves
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Gut Reaction
(MemphisH3)
Just James
(MemphisH3)
Sugar Snatch
(Bushwhackers H3)
Mother May I
(MemphisH3)
Murder He Woke
(MemphisH3)
Chuck E. Pleases
(MemphisH3)
Tokin's Little Cuckold
(PGHH3)
KUM Solo
(MemphisH3)
Tie Me Up Before You Go Go
(ECH3)
One-eyed Wetter
(MemphisH3)
Can I Get U Off?
(ECH3)
DoubleClit Cum
(MemphisH3)
Dewey Sexual System
(BigHumpH3)
Kirby
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Furry Spice
(FTH3)
Cuddles 'n Cream
(Hurricane/Palm Be...)
Eatin' Ain't Cheatin'
(CrCrH3)
Me Shrub You Long Time
(BFMH3)
Standup Cumedian
(Survivor H3)
Semicision
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First Glass
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Mushroom Melt
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Ballstrami
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Phil Nye the Science Bi
(Rocket Shitty H3)
Perverazzi
(Choo Choo H3)
Foreign Relations
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Braveshart
(Survivor H3)
Pussyfoot
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Matthew McKindagay
(AlohaH3)
Mommy Dresses Me
(RSH3)
Runs Em Dry
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PBBJ
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Captain's Log
(ChiH3)
Dirty Flamingo
(DH3)
Two Scoops
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Just Sarah
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One Star
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Anal Adventure
(Fort Worth H3)
All The Way In
(RSH3)
Dick In Hand
(AVLH3)
Rinse and Repeat
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Rebar Retard
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Snapshat
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Whore's Whisperer
(Adopt A Stray H3)
Quarter #her
(Gulf Coast H3)
Forced Entry
(MemphisH3)
Patient Zero
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Is That A Sex Toy?
(TITS)
The SadHeAteHer
(MCH3)
Glue Factory Gum Job
(BAH3)
Friendly Fire
(MemphisH3)
Pussy Woody
(MemphisH3)
Cums When Momma Calls
(MemphisH3)
Just Bianca
(MemphisH3)
Black Cock Down
(MemphisH3)
Black Is The New Orange
(MemphisH3)
Ribs For Her Pleasure
(Always Leave Camp H3)
Reading Rainbow
(MemphisH3)
Soft Serve
(MemphisH3)
Lack of Oxygen
(BigHumpH3)
Goes Down on the Rebound
(AVLH3)
Small Attachment
(MemphisH3)
Tokin Lick-n-Stick
(RSH3)
XXX
(Survivor H3)
Quarter PoundMe
(BigHumpH3)
2 Pump Chump
(MemphisH3)
Frankentitties
(KCH3)
Bashful Beaver
(CCH3)
Straddle My Beam
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I ❤ Bukkake
(LRH3)
Gorilla RAMher
(OUCH3)
Pushing Rope
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Chilean See Ass
(TITS)
Bakers Dozen't
(Surf City H3)
Temple of Poon
(PhoenixH3)
Lips Are Sealed
(MemphisH3)
Doggy Door
(MemphisH3)
Put It In My Mouth
(Sir Larrikins H3)
Just Sophie
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Bear Back
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Just Kenzie
(MemphisH3)
Rock Cock
(BRCH3)
The Fuck Stops Here
(Panama City - PCH3 )
Primetime Thunderpuss
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Just Stevie
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Hot Tub Slut
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Toe Story
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Pick A Hole
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Kibbles and Tits
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Special Sauce
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Clench n Close
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Trunk Junk
(Rocket Shitty H3)
Disco Ass
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Lumber Jackoff
(SharkH3)
Walk-In Pleaser
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Normal P0rn
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Damaged Goods
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Boner Killer
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Don’t Tell Your Sister
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Sofa King Horny
(VH3)
Cornballer
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Rice-A-Boni
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Stripper Fi
Driving Miss Crazy
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TP for My Tongue Hole
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Serta Turned Her
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pAnti Christ
(LRH3)
Monsterbator
(WaukeshaH3)
Santa's Lil Helper
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Hood Ornament
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Damn Near Rectum
(Fort Worth H3)
Greybait
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Sicilian Family Portrait
(Uhhh3)
Ginger Wallbanger
(NomadH3)
Tsemenami Surfer
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