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MadisonH3 TokenRun Campout 2023

06/16 03:00 PM to 06/18 12:00 PM

A MadisonH3 Hash Campout

Cost: $59*

Shiggy:

Update: Gate locked until around 3pm. Ill be there at 2 but aim for later if you want!

One part backyard ultra, one part literal sitting contest, and one part hash campout located on a disc golf course.

Cum fuck around and find out with Madison H3 at the First Anal TokenRun Campout. Prizes for people who run the most laps and a fucking sitting contest for those who dont... This is an event for runners, sitters, nature loungers, people who want to play disc golf and or other!

REGO: Send your money via Venmo @Paul-Frisch-4 or email me

3 Days of hashes, drinking, and good times. Saturday will be the all day running challenge and the endurance sitting challenge. How many loops can you run on a 3ish mile trail that starts and ends at the campsite? How many hours can you fucking sit by the fire!?
Bragging rights and prizes probably!
For the non racists, the campground is literally in the middle of an 18 hole disc golf course, and there will be a fire and endless beer and even some mildly decent hashers probably.

Rego includes all the hashes, a kick ass patch, beer/alcohol for the whole weekend, Saturday night hash dinner, Saturday running food/snacks/drinks, and the right to pitch a tent somewhere nearby!

Amenities:
-Flush Toilets and running water for the group campsite (about 100 yards from the main camp area)
-Disc Golf Course. The campsite is literally on a discgolf course so play all day if you want, however Rego does not cover any kind of golf course registration.
-Two fire pits and charcoal grills for cooking
-Plenty of room for tents and other activities
-Beer share
-A literal fire breathing adult dragon you can ride*
-Badminton/volleyball net
-Covered shelter

The Main Gimmick: Trying to emulate the stupid ass Barkley Marathons but shorter and more beer. Run your own run and do what you want to do.
Also a sitting by the campfire edition

The Rest:
-To keep things simple for me, it will be a byo food campout besides Saturdays post hash dinner. I will make sure there are grills and a fire pit for cooking at all reasonable times.
-Bring a nice camp chair and relax with friends new and old around the campfire
-As with all campouts, I guarantee perfect weather!*
Ill be updating this and maintaining contact on the FB even page which should get a link someday...

*Indicates a lie

REGO: Send your money via Venmo @Paul-Frisch-4 or email me and we can talk it out!


Camping Gear, Food for Friday Night and Saturday Morning... Money for breakfast sunday

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

~11PM bring a headlamp


Start Time: Early as fuck
Run all day! Prove you are a true racist! Count laps, crank out miles, impress some other racist losers
Ends around 5PM with a proper hash trail and food and circle


Starting at 9am
Who can sit the Fucking longest
No details available. Prize to be awarded to the best sitter. come prepared....


Sometime in the morning this is an A-B trail heading over to the best trucker diner within walking distance.


Public Event

See the full list!

26 Hashers came

including:

Bearback Fountain

(MadisonH3)

DDDestruction

(MadisonH3)

Just Laura

(Madison?)

Unlucky Butt Charms

Madison Hash House Harriers
...

Strap-On Strap-Off

(MPLS_H3)

Faster Funnier Fluffer

Minneapolis H3
...

Ball Swap: I've got a penis where my balls should be

(MH3)

Anal Burrs

Minneapolis H3
...

KY My Ass

(MadisonH3)

Footthong

(MadisonH3)

Scabby Balls

Madison Hash House Harriers
...

Stroker Behind

(Madison)

H2Ho

(Waukesha)

Just Jay

(MH3)

My Lil' Porny

Madison Hash House Harriers
...

Granny Muff Diver

Minneapolis H3
...

The Clit

Northern Plains Hash House Harriers
Ooooh, The Clit ☝

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

Fuck it we’re leaving the isthmus! H3
...

Coat Hanger Banger

(NPH-3)

Derailleur failure

(MadisonH3)

Bennedryll'er Cumbersnatch

(MadisonH3)

She Has Small Hands

DC Road Whores
CCH3 & DCRW & MadH3

Zucch Chute Riot

Madison Hash House Harriers
...

Grey Duck and Cover

(MPLS_H3)

Castration Sensation

(BCH3)

Just Courtney

(BCH3)