Cost: $60*
Shiggy:
One part backyard ultra, one part literal sitting contest, and one part hash campout located on a disc golf course!
Cum fuck around and find out with Madison H3 at the second semi-anal TokenRun Campout. Prizes for people who run the most laps and a fucking sitting contest for those who dont... This is an event for runners, sitters, nature loungers, people who want to play disc golf and or hashers!
NEW: Hash Olympdics! Various Competitions, various antics, and good times all around.
3 Days of hashes, drinking, and good times. Saturday will be the all day running challenge and the endurance sitting challenge. How many loops can you run on a 3ish mile trail that starts and ends at the campsite? How many hours can you fucking sit by the fire!?
Bragging rights and prizes abound!
For the non racists, Olympdics! -fun competitive games, friends around the camp fire, the campground is literally in the middle of an 18 hole disc golf course, and there will be a fire and endless beer and even some mildly decent hashers probably.
Rego includes all the hashes, beer/alcohol for the whole weekend, Saturday night hash dinner, Saturday running food/snacks/drinks, and the right to pitch a tent somewhere nearby!
Amenities:
-Flush Toilets and running water for the group campsite (about 200 yards from the main camp area)
-Disc Golf Course. The campsite is literally on a discgolf course so play all day if you want, however Rego does not cover any kind of golf course registration.
-Two fire pits and charcoal grills for cooking
-Plenty of room for tents and other activities
-Beer!
-A literal fire breathing adult dragon you can ride*
-Badminton/volleyball net
-Covered shelter with electricity in it
The Main Gimmick: Trying to emulate the stupid ass Barkley Marathons but shorter and more beer. Run your own run and do what you want to do.
Also a sitting competition
The Rest:
-To keep things simple for me, it will be a byo food campout with the exception of Saturdays post hash dinner and abundant snacks. I will make sure there are grills and a fire pit for cooking at all reasonable times.
-Bring a nice camp chair and relax with friends new and old around the campfire
-As with all campouts, I guarantee perfect weather!*
Ill be updating this and maintaining contact on the FB even page which should get a link someday...
*Indicates a lie
Facebook event (Must be a member of Madison Hash House Harriers): https://fb.me/e/328NPXTDO
Rego Payments on Venmo to @Madison-HHH
If that doesnt work find on Facebook or text at 608.516.7357
Camp Gear: Tent sleeping pad
Show up whenever you can on Friday
Trail some time well after dark. Maybe 9:30!
Bring a light
Long distance run starting at 10:30 and going as long as people keep trying god damn it or until 5!
Pack up, GTFO! Brunch at the truck stop if you get your ass out of bed early enough
including:
Jeanie Weenie
(MadisonH3)
Cuckold Me Elmo
(MH3)
Foot Thong
(MadisonH3)
Pooper Scooper
(MPLS_H3)
Salty Dismount
(MPLS_H3)
Derailleur Failure
(MH3)
2fists2furrious
(THICC)
Stroker Behind
(MH3)
Clits Out For Harambe
(MadisonH3)
Ball Swap: I've got a penis where my balls should be
(MH3)
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