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Organizers:

MadisonH3 Red Dress Run 2022

07/08 05:00 PM to 07/10 04:00 PM

A MadisonH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $50

Hare(s):

My Lil' Porny

Wankers and Half-Minds, Harriettes and Hares, Adult Children of All Ages!

This Summer, Madison H3 cordially invites you to join us here in beautiful Madison, Wisconsin where we Never Leave the Isthmus!

Featuring: Beer! Lakes! Hashing! Dresses! Swag! Regrets! Weeners! The Same Spit of Land Over and Over and Over again!

Order Your Limited Edition Swanky-Ass T-Shirt Here: t-shirt order form

That's right, team - you will run up and down, and down and up, and drink down and down and down again. All while never leaving the comfort of our pretty little hotdog of topography nestled snugly between our ample-but-asymmetric lakes!

$50 gets you a weekend of shitty beer and even shittier company! Additional donations beyond the rego fee go to DAIS. T-shirts are available for order separately (see the link above).

Part of your Rego goes to Domestic Abuse Intervention Services. You can read more about what they do in our community here: https://abuseintervention.org/
Additional donations are encouraged!

How to Pay:
- Venmo: @Matt-Billmire
- PayPal: @Billmire


Red Dress Run

Red Dress, Bike (optional; for Friday only), Swimwear (if you wear anything to swim)

Start Location Details

The big shelter with all the hashers in it

614 E Gorham Ave, Madison, WI 53703

Schedule of Events

We're mixing it up ever so slightly this year with a Friday Night Bar Crawl BASH!

Start is 5:00 at Giant Jones Brewery at the corner of Main st and S Brearly.

Location updates will be posted on the Facebook event here:

https://facebook.com/events/s/mh3-red-dress-run-2022/372797138145477/

Bring, Beg, Rent, Borrow, or Steal a Bike and cum cruise with Sippy Cock up and down the Isthmus stopping at watering hole after watering hole until you're swollen and jolly like a drunken tick! A drunken tick on a bike! Wheee!


Don your Reddest Dress and Sexiest Running Heels (do not wear heels, you ass) and cum on out to James Madison Park to enjoy a delightful trail down and up the Isthmus. Then cool off in our wading pool of beers and scarf down some totally safely-prepared food. The On In goes until 10, but this is Madison and the bars are open good and late...

Gather: 14:00
On Out: 14:30
On In: ~17:30
On After: 22:00


Join your fellow hashers in the cold light of day for a takin' 'er easy morning at the Stenchy-Chapped party compound and backyard wonderpark for breakfast drinks and a gentle shuffle off to a bar, probably also on the Isthmus.


Public Event

See the full list!

40 Hashers came

including:

FastFood

Greater Lansing Hash House Harriers
...

Jizzrican

(GLH3)

Saddle Soaker

(Brew City H3)

Jeanie Weenie

(MadisonH3)

Strok'er Behind

(MH3)

Takes It All

Waukesha Hash House Harriers
...

Derailleur Failure

(MH3)

Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

Isthmus My Beer? H3
...

Laura Ingalls Girls Gone Wilder

Twin Titties Thirstday H3
“Gobble gobble, mother...

Beer Nuts

Madison Hash House Harriers
...

Just Ashley

(MBH3)

Up Daddy's Tailpipe

(MiHiHuHa)

Iceman McBaaaaaaadatSex

(MH3)

Lord Vagemort

(MadisonH3)

Otterotica

Greater Lansing Hash House Harriers
...

The Horse Came First

(MadisonH3)

Stenchury

Madison Hash House Harriers
Malört isn’t that bad

Just Arthur

(MH3)

Chapped Lips

(Madison Hash Hous...)

Fido Fluffer

(BCH3)

Nip-N-Puck

(MadisonH3)

Zucch Chute Riot

Madison Hash House Harriers
...

Howie Feltersnatch

(MH3)

Prick Her Bush

Madison Hash House Harriers
...

2 Fists 2 Furrious

(THICC)

H2Ho

(Waukesha)

EZ on the Ass!

(Kenosha H3)

TwatSwap

(MH3)

Ball Swap

(Isthmus H3)

Zucch chute riot

(MadisonH3)

My Lil' Porny

Madison Hash House Harriers
...

Mouthful of Clam

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Benedryll'er Cumbersnatch

(MadisonH3)

Scabby Balls

Madison Hash House Harriers
...

Sippy Cock

(MadisonH3)

Bear Back Fountain

(MadisonH3)

Eaten Alive

(Kenosha H3)

Dirt Road Detour

Madison Hash House Harriers
...

Screws on the bus

(GLH3)