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Organizers:
MadisonH3 Red Dress Run 2022
07/08 05:00 PM to 07/10 04:00 PM
A MadisonH3 Hash Weekend
Cost: $50
Hare(s):
My Lil' Porny
Wankers and Half-Minds, Harriettes and Hares, Adult Children of All Ages!
This Summer, Madison H3 cordially invites you to join us here in beautiful Madison, Wisconsin where we Never Leave the Isthmus!
Featuring: Beer! Lakes! Hashing! Dresses! Swag! Regrets! Weeners! The Same Spit of Land Over and Over and Over again!
Order Your Limited Edition Swanky-Ass T-Shirt Here: t-shirt order form
That's right, team - you will run up and down, and down and up, and drink down and down and down again. All while never leaving the comfort of our pretty little hotdog of topography nestled snugly between our ample-but-asymmetric lakes!
$50 gets you a weekend of shitty beer and even shittier company! Additional donations beyond the rego fee go to DAIS. T-shirts are available for order separately (see the link above).
Part of your Rego goes to Domestic Abuse Intervention Services. You can read more about what they do in our community here: https://abuseintervention.org/
Additional donations are encouraged!
How to Pay:
- Venmo: @Matt-Billmire
- PayPal: @Billmire
Red Dress Run
Red Dress, Bike (optional; for Friday only), Swimwear (if you wear anything to swim)
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
We're mixing it up ever so slightly this year with a Friday Night Bar Crawl BASH!
Start is 5:00 at Giant Jones Brewery at the corner of Main st and S Brearly.
Location updates will be posted on the Facebook event here:
https://facebook.com/events/s/mh3-red-dress-run-2022/372797138145477/
Bring, Beg, Rent, Borrow, or Steal a Bike and cum cruise with Sippy Cock up and down the Isthmus stopping at watering hole after watering hole until you're swollen and jolly like a drunken tick! A drunken tick on a bike! Wheee!
Don your Reddest Dress and Sexiest Running Heels (do not wear heels, you ass) and cum on out to James Madison Park to enjoy a delightful trail down and up the Isthmus. Then cool off in our wading pool of beers and scarf down some totally safely-prepared food. The On In goes until 10, but this is Madison and the bars are open good and late...
Gather: 14:00
On Out: 14:30
On In: ~17:30
On After: 22:00
Join your fellow hashers in the cold light of day for a takin' 'er easy morning at the Stenchy-Chapped party compound and backyard wonderpark for breakfast drinks and a gentle shuffle off to a bar, probably also on the Isthmus.
Public Event
including:
Howie Feltersnatch
(MH3)
Strok'er Behind
(MH3)
Derailleur Failure
(MH3)
Benedryll'er Cumbersnatch
(MadisonH3)
Just Arthur
(MH3)
Fido Fluffer
(BCH3)
Iceman McBaaaaaaadatSex
(MH3)
Up Daddy's Tailpipe
(MiHiHuHa)
Jeanie Weenie
(MadisonH3)
Nip-N-Puck
(MadisonH3)
H2Ho
(Waukesha)
EZ on the Ass!
(Kenosha H3)
Jizzrican
(GLH3)
2 Fists 2 Furrious
(THICC)
TwatSwap
(MH3)
Bear Back Fountain
(MadisonH3)
Ball Swap
(Isthmus H3)
Zucch chute riot
(MadisonH3)
Eaten Alive
(Kenosha H3)
The Horse Came First
(MadisonH3)
Lord Vagemort
(MadisonH3)
Chapped Lips
(Madison Hash Hous...)
Just Ashley
(MBH3)
Saddle Soaker
(Brew City H3)
Screws on the bus
(GLH3)
Sippy Cock
(MadisonH3)
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