Wankers and Half-Minds, Harriettes and Hares, Adult Children of All Ages!
It's the Summer Event you've been vigorously pleasuring yourself in anticipation of!
Madison H3's 2022 Red Dress Run is On!
Featuring: Beer! Lakes! Hashing! Dresses! Swag! Regrets! Weeners!
$50 gets you a weekend of shitty beer and even shittier company!
Part of your Rego goes to Domestic Abuse Intervention Services. You can read more about what they do in our community here: https://abuseintervention.org/
Additional donations are encouraged!
How to Pay:
- Venmo: @Matt-Billmire
- PayPal: @Billmire
Red Dress Run
Red Dress, Bike (optional; for Friday only), Swimwear (if you wear anything to swim)
The big shelter with all the hashers in it
We're mixing it up ever so slightly this year with a Friday Night Bar Crawl BASH!
Bring, Beg, Rent, Borrow, or Steal a Bike and cum cruise with Sippy Cock up and down the Isthmus stopping at watering hole after watering hole until you're swollen and jolly like a drunken tick! A drunken tick on a bike! Wheee!
(This trail will be runnable as well - more details to follow)
Don your Reddest Dress and Sexiest Running Heels (do not wear heels, you ass) and cum on out to James Madison Park to enjoy a delightful trail down and up the Isthmus. Then cool off in our wading pool of beers and scarf down some totally safely-prepared food. The On In goes until 10, but this is Madison and the bars are open good and late...
On Out: 14:30
On In: ~17:30
On After: 22:00
Join your fellow hashers in the cold light of day for a takin' 'er easy morning at the Stenchy-Chapped party compound and backyard wonderpark for breakfast drinks and a gentle shuffle off to a bar, possibly also on the Isthmus.