Cost: $69*
Red Dress Run Bitches. Help raise funds for DAIS(Domestic Abuse Intervention Services) and have a great time with Madison H3.
Cost starts at $59 and goes up the later you rego.
Rego includes:
-Trail drinks on the Friday PreLube: My Little Porny's Non-Bifurcated Leg Wear PreLube!
-Saturday everything you have cum to expect in a spectacular Madison RDR Eagle and Turkey Options for you racists, post trail burritos, kick ass trail, and a fucking basement party!
-Sunday Hangover Hash at Mickey's
Details to Cum yo, just wait a minute
Meet at a bar with a kilt or a tutu or whatever the fuck it really doesn't matter!
Cum out to drink, meet friends new or old, run, and drink some more!
Gather at the Malt House starting at 5:00 PM
2609 E Washington Ave, Madison, WI 53704
Wear your finest Kilts, Tutus, and/or Miniskirts as we amble around the Isthmus in search of beers! Bring some $$$ if you want more than the basic bitch beer Porny pours!
The whole heck darn Red Dress Run!
All day Event:
Begins at the Atwood Bar for drinks.
2116 Atwood Ave, Madison, WI 53704
Doors @12:00
Check-in @12:30
Trail @1:30
The most exciting start to trail I could think of.
Turkey and Eagle trail options depending on how much you want to see/run
A wonderful range of drink stops and sights and lovely run to enjoy
Did I mention Basement Party?
There will be a basement party after trail with some music and a whole bunch of beer... CU there
Meet at Mickeys Tavern. Eat and drink until merry.
Gather starting around 10:00
Run the trail at your own pace whenever you want or if you want. Exchange phone numbers and genital pics with the friends you met along the way!
including:
Chapped Lips
(MH3)
Stroker Behind
(MH3)
Clits Out For Harambe
(MH3)
Derailleur Failure
(MH3)
DDDestruction
(MH3)
KY My Ass
(MadisonH3)
Bearback Fountain
(MadisonH3)
Lifa
(Chicago H3 )
Ball Swap
(isthmus H3)
Sippy Cock
(MadisonH3)
Ms Ed
(BDH3)
CumFart Inn
(GLH3)
Mr Ed
(MPLS_H3)
Just Arthur
(MadisonH3)
2fists2furrious
(THICC)
Stenchury
(MH3)
Unlucky Butt Charms
(MadisonH3)
FootThong
(MadisonH3)
Return to Gender
Backseat Muffher
(GLH3)
Pegasissy
(MadisonH3)
Sax a ma bone
(WaukeshaH3)
Vodka Douchebag
(MadisonH3)
Screws on the Bus
(GLH3)
Benedryll'er Cumbersnatch
(MadisonH3)
Jimmy Jerkoff
(Madison Hash Hous...)
Cuckold Me Elmo
(MH3)
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