Cost: $135*
payment info is at the bottom
Welcum , Welcum, Welcum to one of the greatest shit shows on earth! Lehigh valley H3's 2019 campout weekend! This is a special year in that its our 5th anniversary partying with our friends at The Woods Resort AND we are joined in hosting the campout extravaganza by The Ben franklin Mob! Join us for a weekend of shiggy, beer, food and expanding some fabulous friendships!
This year we will be joining The Woods in celebrating their Pride weekend and all the friends we've made! Along with all of our own shenanigans The Woods will be having a Craft Beer Swap, a Pride Block Party, a Glow Party and more that weekend! (see their website for details).
So! bring your leather, bring your lace, pour some beer into your face! Bring your flags, dress nice N bright and when it gets dark we'll play with glow lights! Whether you flaunt it, flash it or keep it wrapped up, we're gonna have a great time and wind the place up!
THE IMPORTANT STUFF:
IF YOU HAVE NEVER ATTENDED OUR CAMPOUT. PLEASE REGISTER WITH THE WOODS CAMPGROUND AHEAD OF TIME TO MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE EASIER ! its free to register!
https://www.thewoodscampground.com/reservations/new.php?controller=Front&action=register
NO DOGS, NO WEAPONS, NO FIREWORKS, NO BAD ATTITUDES
Friday: arrive NO EARLIER than 2 pm. if you do? you'll be turned away.
Beer will be tapped by 4pm
Would you like EARLY ACCESS?!?! all you hafta do is volunteer! help will be needed with the setup crew, rego tent and a few other things. email: lvcamptramp@gmail.com
OTHER IMPORTANT STUFF:
cost: $135 (will increase over time!)
YOUR REGO IS NOT GUARANTEED UNTIL YOU MAKE PAYMENT. IF YOU REGO AND A PRICE INCREASE HAPPENS BEFORE YOU PAY, YOU PAY THE HIGHER PRICE SO! rego early and often!
when: June, 7,8,9
where: The woods Campground 3500 Forest St
Lehighton, Pennsylvania 18235
Food: There will be SOME vegetarian options available, along with water and cider. if you have other special dietary needs, we suggest bringing those along with you.
payment:
VENMO: walt marinkovits
PAYPAL: www.paypal.me/waltmarinkovits/135
1) there is NO wait list
2) there are no refunds.
3) transfers will be allowed up until 11:59 PM June 2nd.
email LVcamptramp@gmail.com with ALL the details of BOTH people and then bring the confirmation email WITH you to the event
questions: LVcamptramp@gmail.com
**Happiness!, your smiles!! your stunt liver!! maybe a tent? a sense of adventure! your sexiness!**
Arrive NO EARLIER than 2 pm. if you do? you'll be turned away.
Beer will be tapped by 4 pm
IF YOU WOULD LIKE EARLY ACCESS... all you hafta do is volunteer!
NOTE if you arrive with a vehicle full of people, EVERYONE must be volunteering for a shift
Friday Night:
rego 2-?
open hab sales
dinner: pizza:
shot trail
Beakfast: (approx. 9am) hot food, fruit, coffee
and if the cooks are in the mood MO SAKI MO HAPPY!!
10:30 am: (Real people time) TRAIL!!!
Lunch: nothing but the highest quality sustenance walmart can provide AFTER the morning trail...whether you leave camp or not!
circle
Hab sales, Hash games and general debauchery
Dinner: The fantabulous Smokin Smitty will once again be catering orgasmic smoked meats, sides and a vegetarian option
9 am: Continental breakfast under the tent.
10 am: closing circle
12 noon... clean up your site and GTFO!
every camper is welcome to stay the rest of the day Sunday to hang out by the pool, or participate in other activities the Woods has to offer but your campsite MUST be clear and clean by noon!
including:
clitorhands
(flour city h3)
Inthe Bush
(Summit H3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Twinkle Twat
(LVH3)
The Shocker
(H5H4)
Just Dave
(H5)
Dick in Hand
(AVLH3)
PPP
(LVH3)
Nerves of Squeal
(NYCH3)
3 way stop
(BFMH3)
Bannedhee
(NYCH3)
Cockturnal
(LVH3)
Horse with no Game
(SBH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Ass Ass In Nation
(BFMH3)
Trojan Whore
(NYCH3)
Just Tanya
(Rogue North Hash ...)
Dead Hooker
(FCH3)
bEATzIT
(LVH3)
Jersey Steamer
(NYCH3)
Just Chinmay
(NYCH3)
Deer Penthouse
(HbH3)
Dunkin Hinds
(LVH3 / H5H4)
3wayRunaway
(LVH3)
Gag’em Style
(CUNTH3)
Just Devin
(NYCH3)
Psyameasy
(LVH3)
Music to my Tears
(BFMH3)
Phi Eta PI
(H5)
Tour De Puke
(H5)
SqueezeMe
(H5)
Uppercunt
(H5)
Bone Her Puss
(LVH3)
Under the Siege
(PhillyH3)
Broner
(LVH3)
clam chow her
(FCH3)
Boo Berry Tits
(Flour city H3)
Parks and Masterbation
(BFMH3)
Glad He Ate Her
(ReadingH3)
Knitpull
(LVH3)
Daddy’s Little Screamer
(BAH3)
Jello Jigglers
(flour city)
LIck around for seconds
(FCH3)
1 Tequila 2 Tequila 3 Tequila WHORE
(GGFM)
Goes Down on the Rebound
(AVLH3)
Trashed
(H5)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
Hoover Mc Suck nFuck
(BosH3)
Everything but the kitchen sink
(HbH3)
Just Jess
(Lehigh Valley Has...)
The Clothesher
(SBH3)
Late Nite Drive Thru
(DCRW)
ManSauce
(Ottowa )
Knights of the Pound Table
(BestLifeH3)
Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue
(LI Lunatics )
Drunksophila Masturbator
(NYCH3)
Pandamoanium
(MiamiH3)
Dick in a box
(WH4-DCRW)
Bambi’s Bitch
(BAH3)
Slips n Slides
(Ottowa)
Heaven's Gape
(EWH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(HbH3)
Just Rachel
(LVH3)
Lickity Splitz Down the Pole
(CCH3)
Infectious Erectus
(LVH3)
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