Event Banner Image

This event is over.

Organizers:

LVH3 & BFM present the Campout weekend at the Woods! 2019

06/07 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $135*

payment info is at the bottom

Welcum , Welcum, Welcum to one of the greatest shit shows on earth! Lehigh valley H3's 2019 campout weekend! This is a special year in that its our 5th anniversary partying with our friends at The Woods Resort AND we are joined in hosting the campout extravaganza by The Ben franklin Mob! Join us for a weekend of shiggy, beer, food and expanding some fabulous friendships!

This year we will be joining The Woods in celebrating their Pride weekend and all the friends we've made! Along with all of our own shenanigans The Woods will be having a Craft Beer Swap, a Pride Block Party, a Glow Party and more that weekend! (see their website for details).

So! bring your leather, bring your lace, pour some beer into your face! Bring your flags, dress nice N bright and when it gets dark we'll play with glow lights! Whether you flaunt it, flash it or keep it wrapped up, we're gonna have a great time and wind the place up!

THE IMPORTANT STUFF:

IF YOU HAVE NEVER ATTENDED OUR CAMPOUT. PLEASE REGISTER WITH THE WOODS CAMPGROUND AHEAD OF TIME TO MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE EASIER ! its free to register!

https://www.thewoodscampground.com/reservations/new.php?controller=Front&action=register

NO DOGS, NO WEAPONS, NO FIREWORKS, NO BAD ATTITUDES

Friday: arrive NO EARLIER than 2 pm. if you do? you'll be turned away.
Beer will be tapped by 4pm

Would you like EARLY ACCESS?!?! all you hafta do is volunteer! help will be needed with the setup crew, rego tent and a few other things. email: lvcamptramp@gmail.com

OTHER IMPORTANT STUFF:

cost: $135 (will increase over time!)

YOUR REGO IS NOT GUARANTEED UNTIL YOU MAKE PAYMENT. IF YOU REGO AND A PRICE INCREASE HAPPENS BEFORE YOU PAY, YOU PAY THE HIGHER PRICE SO! rego early and often!

when: June, 7,8,9

where: The woods Campground 3500 Forest St
Lehighton, Pennsylvania 18235

Food: There will be SOME vegetarian options available, along with water and cider. if you have other special dietary needs, we suggest bringing those along with you.

 payment: 
VENMO: walt marinkovits
PAYPAL: www.paypal.me/waltmarinkovits/135

1) there is NO wait list
2) there are no refunds.
3) transfers will be allowed up until 11:59 PM June 2nd.
email LVcamptramp@gmail.com with ALL the details of BOTH people and then bring the confirmation email WITH you to the event

questions: LVcamptramp@gmail.com


**Happiness!, your smiles!! your stunt liver!! maybe a tent? a sense of adventure! your sexiness!**

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Arrive NO EARLIER than 2 pm. if you do? you'll be turned away.
Beer will be tapped by 4 pm
IF YOU WOULD LIKE EARLY ACCESS... all you hafta do is volunteer!
NOTE if you arrive with a vehicle full of people, EVERYONE must be volunteering for a shift

Friday Night:
rego 2-?
open hab sales
dinner: pizza:
shot trail


Beakfast: (approx. 9am) hot food, fruit, coffee
and if the cooks are in the mood MO SAKI MO HAPPY!!

10:30 am: (Real people time) TRAIL!!!

Lunch: nothing but the highest quality sustenance walmart can provide AFTER the morning trail...whether you leave camp or not!
circle
Hab sales, Hash games and general debauchery

Dinner: The fantabulous Smokin Smitty will once again be catering orgasmic smoked meats, sides and a vegetarian option


9 am: Continental breakfast under the tent.

10 am: closing circle

12 noon... clean up your site and GTFO!

every camper is welcome to stay the rest of the day Sunday to hang out by the pool, or participate in other activities the Woods has to offer but your campsite MUST be clear and clean by noon!


Public Event

See the full list!

120 Hashers came

including:

Groundhog Lay

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The drunkest groundhog...

Roller Daddy

Best Life Hash House Harriers
BEST LIFE

Dead Hooker

(FCH3)

Horse with no Game

(SBH3)

Spare My Finger

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Trojan Whore

(NYCH3)

Cuff Me the Vampire Player

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

SnatchChat

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Sir Lancelittle

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Tis but a scratch!

Bone Her Puss

(LVH3)

Just Jess

(Lehigh Valley Has...)

Ass Ass In Nation

(BFMH3)

PPP

(LVH3)

Trinity Eyeball Cumshot

Skull & Boners H3
...

Silence of the Goats

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Knights of the Pound Table

(BestLifeH3)

Shop & Fuck

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Sounds like a great wa...

Bannedhee

(NYCH3)

Red Cock Down

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Daddy’s Little Screamer

(BAH3)

Dick in Hand

(AVLH3)

ManSauce

(Ottowa )

SqueezeMe

(H5)

Math Sucks, Let's F*ck!

DC Road Whores
...

1 Tequila 2 Tequila 3 Tequila WHORE

(GGFM)

Under the Siege

(PhillyH3)

Tour De Puke

(H5)

Lickity Splitz Down the Pole

(CCH3)

Glory Hole

Hawaii 5 Hoes Hash House Harriers
...

Trashed

(H5)

Heaven's Gape

(EWH3)

Just Devin

(NYCH3)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Uppercunt

(H5)

Taco Belle

Taco Tuesday H3
...

3wayRunaway

(LVH3)

Just Chinmay

(NYCH3)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Hoover Mc Suck nFuck

(BosH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Sharin' Peter

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
Sharin' is Carin'

Egg Fucker

LVH3 / Rogue North
How do you like your e...

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

Infectious Erectus

(LVH3)

Sex-A-Sketch

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
Hash harder not smarter!

Taco? I Barely Know Her

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Just Dave

(H5)

Fifty Shades of Glaze

Syracuse On-on-dog-a Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
Life is better glazed

Not In My Hair

(BFMH3)

Kitten Mittons

Keystone Hash House Harriers
You'll be smitten.

Bloody Poussière

Flour City Hash House Harriers
Je saigne car je vis.

National Pornographic

Asheville Hash House Harriers
Cunning stunts.

Boo Berry Tits

(Flour city H3)

Sex Toys for Tots

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
"Get out of my circle?...

F.A.R.T

DC Road Whores
...

Thailor Thwift

Skull & Boners H3
...

Ditch Sucker

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Fuck A Sore Ass

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Flickin the Beancock

Skull & Boners H3
Less crying, more puking

clitorhands

(flour city h3)

60k9

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Swayze

Flour City Hash House Harriers
#CreeperCrew

Bambi’s Bitch

(BAH3)

Liquor Box

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

The Shocker

(H5H4)

LIck around for seconds

(FCH3)

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

Don't Stop Me Heavin'

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Slips n Slides

(Ottowa)

Gag’em Style

(CUNTH3)

Drunksophila Masturbator

(NYCH3)

Bitch Tits

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Prostate Rights

Scotch H3
...

Inthe Bush

(Summit H3)

Jersey Steamer

(NYCH3)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

Broner

(LVH3)

Phi Eta PI

(H5)

Just Tanya

(Rogue North Hash ...)

Dunkin Hinds

(LVH3 / H5H4)

Parks and Masterbation

(BFMH3)

One Ball Two Ball Red Ball Blue Ball

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
....

DIAL F

DC Road Whores
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Cockturnal

(LVH3)

Dick in a box

(WH4-DCRW)

Pandamoanium

(MiamiH3)

Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)

(HbH3)

Nerves of Squeal

(NYCH3)

Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue

(LI Lunatics )

Jello Jigglers

(flour city)

Wants It Bad

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
“It” all depends...

Pork Puller

Hawaii 5 Hoes Hash House Harriers
...

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Puko de mile

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Deer Penthouse

(HbH3)

Skratch n Stiff

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

The Clothesher

(SBH3)

clam chow her

(FCH3)

T-Blowner

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Late Nite Drive Thru

(DCRW)

Knitpull

(LVH3)

3 way stop

(BFMH3)

Swollen and Moist

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
I mean, who isn't mois...

Cause for Blindness

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Just Rachel

(LVH3)

bEATzIT

(LVH3)

Thudmuffin

Philadelphia Hash House Harriers
I got a tagline see. ...

Goes Down on the Rebound

(AVLH3)

Psyameasy

(LVH3)

Music to my Tears

(BFMH3)

Ass Spelunker

DC Road Whores
In dog beers, I've onl...

Teeter Twatter

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Everything but the kitchen sink

(HbH3)

Twinkle Twat

(LVH3)

Glad He Ate Her

(ReadingH3)