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LVH3 & BFM present the Campout weekend at the Woods! 2019

06/07 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $135*

payment info is at the bottom

Welcum , Welcum, Welcum to one of the greatest shit shows on earth! Lehigh valley H3's 2019 campout weekend! This is a special year in that its our 5th anniversary partying with our friends at The Woods Resort AND we are joined in hosting the campout extravaganza by The Ben franklin Mob! Join us for a weekend of shiggy, beer, food and expanding some fabulous friendships!

This year we will be joining The Woods in celebrating their Pride weekend and all the friends we've made! Along with all of our own shenanigans The Woods will be having a Craft Beer Swap, a Pride Block Party, a Glow Party and more that weekend! (see their website for details).

So! bring your leather, bring your lace, pour some beer into your face! Bring your flags, dress nice N bright and when it gets dark we'll play with glow lights! Whether you flaunt it, flash it or keep it wrapped up, we're gonna have a great time and wind the place up!

THE IMPORTANT STUFF:

IF YOU HAVE NEVER ATTENDED OUR CAMPOUT. PLEASE REGISTER WITH THE WOODS CAMPGROUND AHEAD OF TIME TO MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE EASIER ! its free to register!

https://www.thewoodscampground.com/reservations/new.php?controller=Front&action=register

NO DOGS, NO WEAPONS, NO FIREWORKS, NO BAD ATTITUDES

Friday: arrive NO EARLIER than 2 pm. if you do? you'll be turned away.
Beer will be tapped by 4pm

Would you like EARLY ACCESS?!?! all you hafta do is volunteer! help will be needed with the setup crew, rego tent and a few other things. email: lvcamptramp@gmail.com

OTHER IMPORTANT STUFF:

cost: $135 (will increase over time!)

YOUR REGO IS NOT GUARANTEED UNTIL YOU MAKE PAYMENT. IF YOU REGO AND A PRICE INCREASE HAPPENS BEFORE YOU PAY, YOU PAY THE HIGHER PRICE SO! rego early and often!

when: June, 7,8,9

where: The woods Campground 3500 Forest St
Lehighton, Pennsylvania 18235

Food: There will be SOME vegetarian options available, along with water and cider. if you have other special dietary needs, we suggest bringing those along with you.

 payment: 
VENMO: walt marinkovits
PAYPAL: www.paypal.me/waltmarinkovits/135

1) there is NO wait list
2) there are no refunds.
3) transfers will be allowed up until 11:59 PM June 2nd.
email LVcamptramp@gmail.com with ALL the details of BOTH people and then bring the confirmation email WITH you to the event

questions: LVcamptramp@gmail.com


**Happiness!, your smiles!! your stunt liver!! maybe a tent? a sense of adventure! your sexiness!**

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Arrive NO EARLIER than 2 pm. if you do? you'll be turned away.
Beer will be tapped by 4 pm
IF YOU WOULD LIKE EARLY ACCESS... all you hafta do is volunteer!
NOTE if you arrive with a vehicle full of people, EVERYONE must be volunteering for a shift

Friday Night:
rego 2-?
open hab sales
dinner: pizza:
shot trail


Beakfast: (approx. 9am) hot food, fruit, coffee
and if the cooks are in the mood MO SAKI MO HAPPY!!

10:30 am: (Real people time) TRAIL!!!

Lunch: nothing but the highest quality sustenance walmart can provide AFTER the morning trail...whether you leave camp or not!
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Hab sales, Hash games and general debauchery

Dinner: The fantabulous Smokin Smitty will once again be catering orgasmic smoked meats, sides and a vegetarian option


9 am: Continental breakfast under the tent.

10 am: closing circle

12 noon... clean up your site and GTFO!

every camper is welcome to stay the rest of the day Sunday to hang out by the pool, or participate in other activities the Woods has to offer but your campsite MUST be clear and clean by noon!


Public Event

See the full list!

120 Hashers came

including:

Skratch n Stiff

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Infectious Erectus

(LVH3)

Silence of the Goats

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Parks and Masterbation

(BFMH3)

SqueezeMe

(H5)

Roller Daddy

Best Life Hash House Harriers
BEST LIFE

Bitch Tits

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Sharin' Peter

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
Sharin' is Carin'

Dick in Hand

(AVLH3)

Egg Fucker

LVH3 / Rogue North
How do you like your e...

Broner

(LVH3)

Lickity Splitz Down the Pole

(CCH3)

Horse with no Game

(SBH3)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
"Get out of my circle?...

3wayRunaway

(LVH3)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Cuff Me the Vampire Player

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Jello Jigglers

(flour city)

clitorhands

(flour city h3)

Under the Siege

(PhillyH3)

Groundhog Lay

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The drunkest groundhog...

Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)

(HbH3)

Gag’em Style

(CUNTH3)

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

F.A.R.T

DC Road Whores
...

Dunkin Hinds

(LVH3 / H5H4)

Taco Belle

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Spare My Finger

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Ditch Sucker

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

ManSauce

(Ottowa )

clam chow her

(FCH3)

Sex-A-Sketch

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
Hash harder not smarter!

Ass Ass In Nation

(BFMH3)

Trojan Whore

(NYCH3)

Slips n Slides

(Ottowa)

Taco? I Barely Know Her

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Deer Penthouse

(HbH3)

Knitpull

(LVH3)

Don't Stop Me Heavin'

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Bambi’s Bitch

(BAH3)

Cockturnal

(LVH3)

Sex Toys for Tots

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Bloody Poussière

Flour City Hash House Harriers
Je saigne car je vis.

The Clothesher

(SBH3)

Knights of the Pound Table

(BestLifeH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Teeter Twatter

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Flickin the Beancock

Skull & Boners H3
Less crying, more puking

Math Sucks, Let's F*ck!

DC Road Whores
...

Dick in a box

(WH4-DCRW)

Swollen and Moist

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
I mean, who isn't mois...

Fuck A Sore Ass

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Thudmuffin

Philadelphia Hash House Harriers
I got a tagline see. ...

Just Rachel

(LVH3)

Fifty Shades of Glaze

Syracuse On-on-dog-a Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
Life is better glazed

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Boo Berry Tits

(Flour city H3)

Trashed

(H5)

60k9

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

3 way stop

(BFMH3)

Cause for Blindness

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Dead Hooker

(FCH3)

T-Blowner

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Not In My Hair

(BFMH3)

Wants It Bad

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
“It” all depends...

Pork Puller

Hawaii 5 Hoes Hash House Harriers
...

Just Chinmay

(NYCH3)

DIAL F

DC Road Whores
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Music to my Tears

(BFMH3)

Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue

(LI Lunatics )

Psyameasy

(LVH3)

Glory Hole

Hawaii 5 Hoes Hash House Harriers
...

1 Tequila 2 Tequila 3 Tequila WHORE

(GGFM)

Late Nite Drive Thru

(DCRW)

The Shocker

(H5H4)

Everything but the kitchen sink

(HbH3)

National Pornographic

Asheville Hash House Harriers
Cunning stunts.

PPP

(LVH3)

Just Dave

(H5)

Twinkle Twat

(LVH3)

Pandamoanium

(MiamiH3)

Thailor Thwift

Skull & Boners H3
...

Sir Lancelittle

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Tis but a scratch!

Hoover Mc Suck nFuck

(BosH3)

Just Tanya

(Rogue North Hash ...)

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

Goes Down on the Rebound

(AVLH3)

bEATzIT

(LVH3)

SnatchChat

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Puko de mile

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Just Jess

(Lehigh Valley Has...)

Shop & Fuck

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Sounds like a great wa...

Inthe Bush

(Summit H3)

Heaven's Gape

(EWH3)

One Ball Two Ball Red Ball Blue Ball

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
....

Swayze

Flour City Hash House Harriers
#CreeperCrew

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Tour De Puke

(H5)

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

Just Devin

(NYCH3)

Trinity Eyeball Cumshot

Skull & Boners H3
...

Nerves of Squeal

(NYCH3)

Phi Eta PI

(H5)

Glad He Ate Her

(ReadingH3)

Kitten Mittons

Keystone Hash House Harriers
You'll be smitten.

Drunksophila Masturbator

(NYCH3)

LIck around for seconds

(FCH3)

Ass Spelunker

DC Road Whores
In dog beers, I've onl...

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Uppercunt

(H5)

Liquor Box

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Jersey Steamer

(NYCH3)

Bone Her Puss

(LVH3)

Daddy’s Little Screamer

(BAH3)

Prostate Rights

Scotch H3
...

Red Cock Down

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Bannedhee

(NYCH3)