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LVH3 & BFM present the Campout weekend at the Woods! 2019

06/07 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $135*

payment info is at the bottom

Welcum , Welcum, Welcum to one of the greatest shit shows on earth! Lehigh valley H3's 2019 campout weekend! This is a special year in that its our 5th anniversary partying with our friends at The Woods Resort AND we are joined in hosting the campout extravaganza by The Ben franklin Mob! Join us for a weekend of shiggy, beer, food and expanding some fabulous friendships!

This year we will be joining The Woods in celebrating their Pride weekend and all the friends we've made! Along with all of our own shenanigans The Woods will be having a Craft Beer Swap, a Pride Block Party, a Glow Party and more that weekend! (see their website for details).

So! bring your leather, bring your lace, pour some beer into your face! Bring your flags, dress nice N bright and when it gets dark we'll play with glow lights! Whether you flaunt it, flash it or keep it wrapped up, we're gonna have a great time and wind the place up!

THE IMPORTANT STUFF:

IF YOU HAVE NEVER ATTENDED OUR CAMPOUT. PLEASE REGISTER WITH THE WOODS CAMPGROUND AHEAD OF TIME TO MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE EASIER ! its free to register!

https://www.thewoodscampground.com/reservations/new.php?controller=Front&action=register

NO DOGS, NO WEAPONS, NO FIREWORKS, NO BAD ATTITUDES

Friday: arrive NO EARLIER than 2 pm. if you do? you'll be turned away.
Beer will be tapped by 4pm

Would you like EARLY ACCESS?!?! all you hafta do is volunteer! help will be needed with the setup crew, rego tent and a few other things. email: lvcamptramp@gmail.com

OTHER IMPORTANT STUFF:

cost: $135 (will increase over time!)

YOUR REGO IS NOT GUARANTEED UNTIL YOU MAKE PAYMENT. IF YOU REGO AND A PRICE INCREASE HAPPENS BEFORE YOU PAY, YOU PAY THE HIGHER PRICE SO! rego early and often!

when: June, 7,8,9

where: The woods Campground 3500 Forest St
Lehighton, Pennsylvania 18235

Food: There will be SOME vegetarian options available, along with water and cider. if you have other special dietary needs, we suggest bringing those along with you.

 payment: 
VENMO: walt marinkovits
PAYPAL: www.paypal.me/waltmarinkovits/135

1) there is NO wait list
2) there are no refunds.
3) transfers will be allowed up until 11:59 PM June 2nd.
email LVcamptramp@gmail.com with ALL the details of BOTH people and then bring the confirmation email WITH you to the event

questions: LVcamptramp@gmail.com


**Happiness!, your smiles!! your stunt liver!! maybe a tent? a sense of adventure! your sexiness!**

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Arrive NO EARLIER than 2 pm. if you do? you'll be turned away.
Beer will be tapped by 4 pm
IF YOU WOULD LIKE EARLY ACCESS... all you hafta do is volunteer!
NOTE if you arrive with a vehicle full of people, EVERYONE must be volunteering for a shift

Friday Night:
rego 2-?
open hab sales
dinner: pizza:
shot trail


Beakfast: (approx. 9am) hot food, fruit, coffee
and if the cooks are in the mood MO SAKI MO HAPPY!!

10:30 am: (Real people time) TRAIL!!!

Lunch: nothing but the highest quality sustenance walmart can provide AFTER the morning trail...whether you leave camp or not!
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Hab sales, Hash games and general debauchery

Dinner: The fantabulous Smokin Smitty will once again be catering orgasmic smoked meats, sides and a vegetarian option


9 am: Continental breakfast under the tent.

10 am: closing circle

12 noon... clean up your site and GTFO!

every camper is welcome to stay the rest of the day Sunday to hang out by the pool, or participate in other activities the Woods has to offer but your campsite MUST be clear and clean by noon!


Public Event

See the full list!

120 Hashers came

including:

Ditch Sucker

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Red Cock Down

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Jello Jigglers

(flour city)

The Clothesher

(SBH3)

One Ball Two Ball Red Ball Blue Ball

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
....

Inthe Bush

(Summit H3)

T-Blowner

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Late Nite Drive Thru

(DCRW)

Glory Hole

Hawaii 5 Hoes Hash House Harriers
...

Everything but the kitchen sink

(HbH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
...

Tour De Puke

(H5)

Cause for Blindness

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Swollen and Moist

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
I mean, who isn't mois...

DIAL F

DC Road Whores
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Prostate Rights

Scotch H3
...

Sharin' Peter

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
Sharin' is Carin'

Groundhog Lay

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The drunkest groundhog...

National Pornographic

Asheville Hash House Harriers
Cunning stunts.

Teeter Twatter

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Horse with no Game

(SBH3)

Dick in Hand

(AVLH3)

The Shocker

(H5H4)

F.A.R.T

DC Road Whores
...

Shop & Fuck

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Sounds like a great wa...

Taco Belle

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Sex Toys for Tots

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Glad He Ate Her

(ReadingH3)

bEATzIT

(LVH3)

Cockturnal

(LVH3)

Math Sucks, Let's F*ck!

DC Road Whores
...

Thailor Thwift

Skull & Boners H3
...

Dunkin Hinds

(LVH3 / H5H4)

1 Tequila 2 Tequila 3 Tequila WHORE

(GGFM)

Music to my Tears

(BFMH3)

Trashed

(H5)

Just Tanya

(Rogue North Hash ...)

Heaven's Gape

(EWH3)

Slips n Slides

(Ottowa)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Pork Puller

Hawaii 5 Hoes Hash House Harriers
...

Bannedhee

(NYCH3)

PPP

(LVH3)

Kitten Mittons

Keystone Hash House Harriers
You'll be smitten.

Liquor Box

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Roller Daddy

Best Life Hash House Harriers
BEST LIFE

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

Just Dave

(H5)

Ass Spelunker

DC Road Whores
In dog beers, I've onl...

clitorhands

(flour city h3)

LIck around for seconds

(FCH3)

Bitch Tits

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Trojan Whore

(NYCH3)

Jersey Steamer

(NYCH3)

Drunksophila Masturbator

(NYCH3)

Nerves of Squeal

(NYCH3)

Just Rachel

(LVH3)

Bone Her Puss

(LVH3)

Parks and Masterbation

(BFMH3)

Bloody Poussière

Flour City Hash House Harriers
Je saigne car je vis.

Psyameasy

(LVH3)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

60k9

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Cuff Me the Vampire Player

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Puko de mile

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Infectious Erectus

(LVH3)

Broner

(LVH3)

Dead Hooker

(FCH3)

Hoover Mc Suck nFuck

(BosH3)

Dick in a box

(WH4-DCRW)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Wants It Bad

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
“It” all depends...

3wayRunaway

(LVH3)

Fuck A Sore Ass

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Daddy’s Little Screamer

(BAH3)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
"Get out of my circle?...

Don't Stop Me Heavin'

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

SnatchChat

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Twinkle Twat

(LVH3)

Thudmuffin

Philadelphia Hash House Harriers
I got a tagline see. ...

3 way stop

(BFMH3)

Taco? I Barely Know Her

Taco Tuesday H3
...

SqueezeMe

(H5)

Spare My Finger

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Lickity Splitz Down the Pole

(CCH3)

ManSauce

(Ottowa )

Just Devin

(NYCH3)

Sir Lancelittle

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Tis but a scratch!

Just Jess

(Lehigh Valley Has...)

Just Chinmay

(NYCH3)

Swayze

Flour City Hash House Harriers
#CreeperCrew

Silence of the Goats

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Knights of the Pound Table

(BestLifeH3)

Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)

(HbH3)

Gag’em Style

(CUNTH3)

Sex-A-Sketch

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
Hash harder not smarter!

Uppercunt

(H5)

Knitpull

(LVH3)

Pandamoanium

(MiamiH3)

Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue

(LI Lunatics )

Skratch n Stiff

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Phi Eta PI

(H5)

Fifty Shades of Glaze

Syracuse On-on-dog-a Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
Life is better glazed

Ass Ass In Nation

(BFMH3)

Deer Penthouse

(HbH3)

Under the Siege

(PhillyH3)

Bambi’s Bitch

(BAH3)

Flickin the Beancock

Skull & Boners H3
Less crying, more puking

Boo Berry Tits

(Flour city H3)

clam chow her

(FCH3)

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

Goes Down on the Rebound

(AVLH3)

Trinity Eyeball Cumshot

Skull & Boners H3
...

Not In My Hair

(BFMH3)

Egg Fucker

LVH3 / Rogue North
How do you like your e...