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LVH3 & BFM present the Campout weekend at the Woods! 2019

06/07 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $135*

payment info is at the bottom

Welcum , Welcum, Welcum to one of the greatest shit shows on earth! Lehigh valley H3's 2019 campout weekend! This is a special year in that its our 5th anniversary partying with our friends at The Woods Resort AND we are joined in hosting the campout extravaganza by The Ben franklin Mob! Join us for a weekend of shiggy, beer, food and expanding some fabulous friendships!

This year we will be joining The Woods in celebrating their Pride weekend and all the friends we've made! Along with all of our own shenanigans The Woods will be having a Craft Beer Swap, a Pride Block Party, a Glow Party and more that weekend! (see their website for details).

So! bring your leather, bring your lace, pour some beer into your face! Bring your flags, dress nice N bright and when it gets dark we'll play with glow lights! Whether you flaunt it, flash it or keep it wrapped up, we're gonna have a great time and wind the place up!

THE IMPORTANT STUFF:

IF YOU HAVE NEVER ATTENDED OUR CAMPOUT. PLEASE REGISTER WITH THE WOODS CAMPGROUND AHEAD OF TIME TO MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE EASIER ! its free to register!

https://www.thewoodscampground.com/reservations/new.php?controller=Front&action=register

NO DOGS, NO WEAPONS, NO FIREWORKS, NO BAD ATTITUDES

Friday: arrive NO EARLIER than 2 pm. if you do? you'll be turned away.
Beer will be tapped by 4pm

Would you like EARLY ACCESS?!?! all you hafta do is volunteer! help will be needed with the setup crew, rego tent and a few other things. email: lvcamptramp@gmail.com

OTHER IMPORTANT STUFF:

cost: $135 (will increase over time!)

YOUR REGO IS NOT GUARANTEED UNTIL YOU MAKE PAYMENT. IF YOU REGO AND A PRICE INCREASE HAPPENS BEFORE YOU PAY, YOU PAY THE HIGHER PRICE SO! rego early and often!

when: June, 7,8,9

where: The woods Campground 3500 Forest St
Lehighton, Pennsylvania 18235

Food: There will be SOME vegetarian options available, along with water and cider. if you have other special dietary needs, we suggest bringing those along with you.

 payment: 
VENMO: walt marinkovits
PAYPAL: www.paypal.me/waltmarinkovits/135

1) there is NO wait list
2) there are no refunds.
3) transfers will be allowed up until 11:59 PM June 2nd.
email LVcamptramp@gmail.com with ALL the details of BOTH people and then bring the confirmation email WITH you to the event

questions: LVcamptramp@gmail.com


**Happiness!, your smiles!! your stunt liver!! maybe a tent? a sense of adventure! your sexiness!**

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Arrive NO EARLIER than 2 pm. if you do? you'll be turned away.
Beer will be tapped by 4 pm
IF YOU WOULD LIKE EARLY ACCESS... all you hafta do is volunteer!
NOTE if you arrive with a vehicle full of people, EVERYONE must be volunteering for a shift

Friday Night:
rego 2-?
open hab sales
dinner: pizza:
shot trail


Beakfast: (approx. 9am) hot food, fruit, coffee
and if the cooks are in the mood MO SAKI MO HAPPY!!

10:30 am: (Real people time) TRAIL!!!

Lunch: nothing but the highest quality sustenance walmart can provide AFTER the morning trail...whether you leave camp or not!
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Hab sales, Hash games and general debauchery

Dinner: The fantabulous Smokin Smitty will once again be catering orgasmic smoked meats, sides and a vegetarian option


9 am: Continental breakfast under the tent.

10 am: closing circle

12 noon... clean up your site and GTFO!

every camper is welcome to stay the rest of the day Sunday to hang out by the pool, or participate in other activities the Woods has to offer but your campsite MUST be clear and clean by noon!


Public Event

See the full list!

120 Hashers came

including:

Tour De Puke

(H5)

Under the Siege

(PhillyH3)

Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue

(LI Lunatics )

Shop & Fuck

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Sounds like a great wa...

Liquor Box

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Just Chinmay

(NYCH3)

Sex-A-Sketch

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
Hash harder not smarter!

Inthe Bush

(Summit H3)

Swollen and Moist

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
I mean, who isn't mois...

Taco Belle

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Trashed

(H5)

Hoover Mc Suck nFuck

(BosH3)

Math Sucks, Let's F*ck!

DC Road Whores
...

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Bambi’s Bitch

(BAH3)

Horse with no Game

(SBH3)

SnatchChat

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Bitch Tits

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Sharin' Peter

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
Sharin' is Carin'

1 Tequila 2 Tequila 3 Tequila WHORE

(GGFM)

Sir Lancelittle

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Tis but a scratch!

T-Blowner

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

3wayRunaway

(LVH3)

Boo Berry Tits

(Flour city H3)

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

Not In My Hair

(BFMH3)

Groundhog Lay

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The drunkest groundhog...

Trinity Eyeball Cumshot

Skull & Boners H3
...

Uppercunt

(H5)

PPP

(LVH3)

Bloody Poussière

Flour City Hash House Harriers
Je saigne car je vis.

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
"Get out of my circle?...

Just Tanya

(Rogue North Hash ...)

Fuck A Sore Ass

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Nerves of Squeal

(NYCH3)

Bone Her Puss

(LVH3)

Twinkle Twat

(LVH3)

Cuff Me the Vampire Player

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Pork Puller

Hawaii 5 Hoes Hash House Harriers
...

DIAL F

DC Road Whores
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Everything but the kitchen sink

(HbH3)

Spare My Finger

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Egg Fucker

LVH3 / Rogue North
How do you like your e...

Dick in a box

(WH4-DCRW)

The Shocker

(H5H4)

Dunkin Hinds

(LVH3 / H5H4)

Silence of the Goats

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Just Devin

(NYCH3)

Don't Stop Me Heavin'

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Thudmuffin

Philadelphia Hash House Harriers
I got a tagline see. ...

Dick in Hand

(AVLH3)

Lickity Splitz Down the Pole

(CCH3)

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

LIck around for seconds

(FCH3)

Jello Jigglers

(flour city)

Knitpull

(LVH3)

Glad He Ate Her

(ReadingH3)

Infectious Erectus

(LVH3)

Bannedhee

(NYCH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

3 way stop

(BFMH3)

Cause for Blindness

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Gag’em Style

(CUNTH3)

Goes Down on the Rebound

(AVLH3)

F.A.R.T

DC Road Whores
...

Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)

(HbH3)

60k9

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Roller Daddy

Best Life Hash House Harriers
BEST LIFE

Music to my Tears

(BFMH3)

Dead Hooker

(FCH3)

bEATzIT

(LVH3)

Skratch n Stiff

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Trojan Whore

(NYCH3)

Wants It Bad

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
“It” all depends...

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Knights of the Pound Table

(BestLifeH3)

Pandamoanium

(MiamiH3)

One Ball Two Ball Red Ball Blue Ball

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
....

Parks and Masterbation

(BFMH3)

Ass Spelunker

DC Road Whores
In dog beers, I've onl...

Daddy’s Little Screamer

(BAH3)

Broner

(LVH3)

National Pornographic

Asheville Hash House Harriers
Cunning stunts.

The Clothesher

(SBH3)

clitorhands

(flour city h3)

Slips n Slides

(Ottowa)

Just Dave

(H5)

Taco? I Barely Know Her

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Jersey Steamer

(NYCH3)

Ass Ass In Nation

(BFMH3)

Just Jess

(Lehigh Valley Has...)

Late Nite Drive Thru

(DCRW)

Flickin the Beancock

Skull & Boners H3
Less crying, more puking

Fifty Shades of Glaze

Syracuse On-on-dog-a Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
Life is better glazed

Puko de mile

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Deer Penthouse

(HbH3)

Prostate Rights

Scotch H3
...

ManSauce

(Ottowa )

Ditch Sucker

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Thailor Thwift

Skull & Boners H3
...

Drunksophila Masturbator

(NYCH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Sex Toys for Tots

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

SqueezeMe

(H5)

Just Rachel

(LVH3)

Teeter Twatter

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Cockturnal

(LVH3)

Phi Eta PI

(H5)

Red Cock Down

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Heaven's Gape

(EWH3)

Swayze

Flour City Hash House Harriers
#CreeperCrew

clam chow her

(FCH3)

Kitten Mittons

Keystone Hash House Harriers
You'll be smitten.

Psyameasy

(LVH3)

Glory Hole

Hawaii 5 Hoes Hash House Harriers
...