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LVH3 & BFM present the Campout weekend at the Woods! 2019

06/07 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $135*

payment info is at the bottom

Welcum , Welcum, Welcum to one of the greatest shit shows on earth! Lehigh valley H3's 2019 campout weekend! This is a special year in that its our 5th anniversary partying with our friends at The Woods Resort AND we are joined in hosting the campout extravaganza by The Ben franklin Mob! Join us for a weekend of shiggy, beer, food and expanding some fabulous friendships!

This year we will be joining The Woods in celebrating their Pride weekend and all the friends we've made! Along with all of our own shenanigans The Woods will be having a Craft Beer Swap, a Pride Block Party, a Glow Party and more that weekend! (see their website for details).

So! bring your leather, bring your lace, pour some beer into your face! Bring your flags, dress nice N bright and when it gets dark we'll play with glow lights! Whether you flaunt it, flash it or keep it wrapped up, we're gonna have a great time and wind the place up!

THE IMPORTANT STUFF:

IF YOU HAVE NEVER ATTENDED OUR CAMPOUT. PLEASE REGISTER WITH THE WOODS CAMPGROUND AHEAD OF TIME TO MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE EASIER ! its free to register!

https://www.thewoodscampground.com/reservations/new.php?controller=Front&action=register

NO DOGS, NO WEAPONS, NO FIREWORKS, NO BAD ATTITUDES

Friday: arrive NO EARLIER than 2 pm. if you do? you'll be turned away.
Beer will be tapped by 4pm

Would you like EARLY ACCESS?!?! all you hafta do is volunteer! help will be needed with the setup crew, rego tent and a few other things. email: lvcamptramp@gmail.com

OTHER IMPORTANT STUFF:

cost: $135 (will increase over time!)

YOUR REGO IS NOT GUARANTEED UNTIL YOU MAKE PAYMENT. IF YOU REGO AND A PRICE INCREASE HAPPENS BEFORE YOU PAY, YOU PAY THE HIGHER PRICE SO! rego early and often!

when: June, 7,8,9

where: The woods Campground 3500 Forest St
Lehighton, Pennsylvania 18235

Food: There will be SOME vegetarian options available, along with water and cider. if you have other special dietary needs, we suggest bringing those along with you.

 payment: 
VENMO: walt marinkovits
PAYPAL: www.paypal.me/waltmarinkovits/135

1) there is NO wait list
2) there are no refunds.
3) transfers will be allowed up until 11:59 PM June 2nd.
email LVcamptramp@gmail.com with ALL the details of BOTH people and then bring the confirmation email WITH you to the event

questions: LVcamptramp@gmail.com


**Happiness!, your smiles!! your stunt liver!! maybe a tent? a sense of adventure! your sexiness!**

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Arrive NO EARLIER than 2 pm. if you do? you'll be turned away.
Beer will be tapped by 4 pm
IF YOU WOULD LIKE EARLY ACCESS... all you hafta do is volunteer!
NOTE if you arrive with a vehicle full of people, EVERYONE must be volunteering for a shift

Friday Night:
rego 2-?
open hab sales
dinner: pizza:
shot trail


Beakfast: (approx. 9am) hot food, fruit, coffee
and if the cooks are in the mood MO SAKI MO HAPPY!!

10:30 am: (Real people time) TRAIL!!!

Lunch: nothing but the highest quality sustenance walmart can provide AFTER the morning trail...whether you leave camp or not!
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Hab sales, Hash games and general debauchery

Dinner: The fantabulous Smokin Smitty will once again be catering orgasmic smoked meats, sides and a vegetarian option


9 am: Continental breakfast under the tent.

10 am: closing circle

12 noon... clean up your site and GTFO!

every camper is welcome to stay the rest of the day Sunday to hang out by the pool, or participate in other activities the Woods has to offer but your campsite MUST be clear and clean by noon!


Public Event

See the full list!

120 Hashers came

including:

Just Chinmay

(NYCH3)

Psyameasy

(LVH3)

Nerves of Squeal

(NYCH3)

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

Flickin the Beancock

Skull & Boners H3
Less crying, more puking

Prostate Rights

Scotch H3
...

Sir Lancelittle

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Tis but a scratch!

Trinity Eyeball Cumshot

Skull & Boners H3
...

Parks and Masterbation

(BFMH3)

Just Dave

(H5)

Ass Spelunker

DC Road Whores
In dog beers, I've onl...

SqueezeMe

(H5)

Ass Ass In Nation

(BFMH3)

SnatchChat

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Phi Eta PI

(H5)

Math Sucks, Let's F*ck!

DC Road Whores
...

Roller Daddy

Best Life Hash House Harriers
BEST LIFE

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
"Get out of my circle?...

Dunkin Hinds

(LVH3 / H5H4)

Dick in Hand

(AVLH3)

Glory Hole

Hawaii 5 Hoes Hash House Harriers
...

Fifty Shades of Glaze

Syracuse On-on-dog-a Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
Life is better glazed

Just Devin

(NYCH3)

Swayze

Flour City Hash House Harriers
#CreeperCrew

Shop & Fuck

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Sounds like a great wa...

Bloody Poussière

Flour City Hash House Harriers
Je saigne car je vis.

1 Tequila 2 Tequila 3 Tequila WHORE

(GGFM)

F.A.R.T

DC Road Whores
...

Taco? I Barely Know Her

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Knights of the Pound Table

(BestLifeH3)

Knitpull

(LVH3)

Uppercunt

(H5)

Under the Siege

(PhillyH3)

Tour De Puke

(H5)

LIck around for seconds

(FCH3)

Lickity Splitz Down the Pole

(CCH3)

Music to my Tears

(BFMH3)

Bambi’s Bitch

(BAH3)

Red Cock Down

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Sharin' Peter

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
Sharin' is Carin'

Twinkle Twat

(LVH3)

Horse with no Game

(SBH3)

bEATzIT

(LVH3)

The Clothesher

(SBH3)

Bone Her Puss

(LVH3)

Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)

(HbH3)

Deer Penthouse

(HbH3)

Gag’em Style

(CUNTH3)

Everything but the kitchen sink

(HbH3)

clam chow her

(FCH3)

Puko de mile

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Dead Hooker

(FCH3)

clitorhands

(flour city h3)

Silence of the Goats

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Kitten Mittons

Keystone Hash House Harriers
You'll be smitten.

Cuff Me the Vampire Player

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Thudmuffin

Philadelphia Hash House Harriers
I got a tagline see. ...

Jello Jigglers

(flour city)

Swollen and Moist

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
I mean, who isn't mois...

Late Nite Drive Thru

(DCRW)

National Pornographic

Asheville Hash House Harriers
Cunning stunts.

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

Pandamoanium

(MiamiH3)

Pork Puller

Hawaii 5 Hoes Hash House Harriers
...

Sex-A-Sketch

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
Hash harder not smarter!

Goes Down on the Rebound

(AVLH3)

Boo Berry Tits

(Flour city H3)

T-Blowner

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Bannedhee

(NYCH3)

Teeter Twatter

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Bitch Tits

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Spare My Finger

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Infectious Erectus

(LVH3)

Fuck A Sore Ass

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Cause for Blindness

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Jersey Steamer

(NYCH3)

Liquor Box

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Dick in a box

(WH4-DCRW)

Cockturnal

(LVH3)

Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue

(LI Lunatics )

Thailor Thwift

Skull & Boners H3
...

Inthe Bush

(Summit H3)

Broner

(LVH3)

Just Jess

(Lehigh Valley Has...)

Skratch n Stiff

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Just Rachel

(LVH3)

Taco Belle

Taco Tuesday H3
...

The Shocker

(H5H4)

One Ball Two Ball Red Ball Blue Ball

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
....

Trashed

(H5)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Slips n Slides

(Ottowa)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Groundhog Lay

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The drunkest groundhog...

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

3 way stop

(BFMH3)

Drunksophila Masturbator

(NYCH3)

Hoover Mc Suck nFuck

(BosH3)

Don't Stop Me Heavin'

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

DIAL F

DC Road Whores
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Trojan Whore

(NYCH3)

Heaven's Gape

(EWH3)

Daddy’s Little Screamer

(BAH3)

3wayRunaway

(LVH3)

Just Tanya

(Rogue North Hash ...)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Egg Fucker

LVH3 / Rogue North
How do you like your e...

Ditch Sucker

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Glad He Ate Her

(ReadingH3)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Sex Toys for Everyone

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Wants It Bad

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
“It” all depends...

ManSauce

(Ottowa )

Not In My Hair

(BFMH3)

PPP

(LVH3)

60k9

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...