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LVH3 & BFM present the Campout weekend at the Woods! 2019

06/07 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $135*

payment info is at the bottom

Welcum , Welcum, Welcum to one of the greatest shit shows on earth! Lehigh valley H3's 2019 campout weekend! This is a special year in that its our 5th anniversary partying with our friends at The Woods Resort AND we are joined in hosting the campout extravaganza by The Ben franklin Mob! Join us for a weekend of shiggy, beer, food and expanding some fabulous friendships!

This year we will be joining The Woods in celebrating their Pride weekend and all the friends we've made! Along with all of our own shenanigans The Woods will be having a Craft Beer Swap, a Pride Block Party, a Glow Party and more that weekend! (see their website for details).

So! bring your leather, bring your lace, pour some beer into your face! Bring your flags, dress nice N bright and when it gets dark we'll play with glow lights! Whether you flaunt it, flash it or keep it wrapped up, we're gonna have a great time and wind the place up!

THE IMPORTANT STUFF:

IF YOU HAVE NEVER ATTENDED OUR CAMPOUT. PLEASE REGISTER WITH THE WOODS CAMPGROUND AHEAD OF TIME TO MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE EASIER ! its free to register!

https://www.thewoodscampground.com/reservations/new.php?controller=Front&action=register

NO DOGS, NO WEAPONS, NO FIREWORKS, NO BAD ATTITUDES

Friday: arrive NO EARLIER than 2 pm. if you do? you'll be turned away.
Beer will be tapped by 4pm

Would you like EARLY ACCESS?!?! all you hafta do is volunteer! help will be needed with the setup crew, rego tent and a few other things. email: lvcamptramp@gmail.com

OTHER IMPORTANT STUFF:

cost: $135 (will increase over time!)

YOUR REGO IS NOT GUARANTEED UNTIL YOU MAKE PAYMENT. IF YOU REGO AND A PRICE INCREASE HAPPENS BEFORE YOU PAY, YOU PAY THE HIGHER PRICE SO! rego early and often!

when: June, 7,8,9

where: The woods Campground 3500 Forest St
Lehighton, Pennsylvania 18235

Food: There will be SOME vegetarian options available, along with water and cider. if you have other special dietary needs, we suggest bringing those along with you.

 payment: 
VENMO: walt marinkovits
PAYPAL: www.paypal.me/waltmarinkovits/135

1) there is NO wait list
2) there are no refunds.
3) transfers will be allowed up until 11:59 PM June 2nd.
email LVcamptramp@gmail.com with ALL the details of BOTH people and then bring the confirmation email WITH you to the event

questions: LVcamptramp@gmail.com


**Happiness!, your smiles!! your stunt liver!! maybe a tent? a sense of adventure! your sexiness!**

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Arrive NO EARLIER than 2 pm. if you do? you'll be turned away.
Beer will be tapped by 4 pm
IF YOU WOULD LIKE EARLY ACCESS... all you hafta do is volunteer!
NOTE if you arrive with a vehicle full of people, EVERYONE must be volunteering for a shift

Friday Night:
rego 2-?
open hab sales
dinner: pizza:
shot trail


Beakfast: (approx. 9am) hot food, fruit, coffee
and if the cooks are in the mood MO SAKI MO HAPPY!!

10:30 am: (Real people time) TRAIL!!!

Lunch: nothing but the highest quality sustenance walmart can provide AFTER the morning trail...whether you leave camp or not!
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Hab sales, Hash games and general debauchery

Dinner: The fantabulous Smokin Smitty will once again be catering orgasmic smoked meats, sides and a vegetarian option


9 am: Continental breakfast under the tent.

10 am: closing circle

12 noon... clean up your site and GTFO!

every camper is welcome to stay the rest of the day Sunday to hang out by the pool, or participate in other activities the Woods has to offer but your campsite MUST be clear and clean by noon!


Public Event

See the full list!

120 Hashers came

including:

National Pornographic

Asheville Hash House Harriers
Cunning stunts.

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
"Get out of my circle?...

Gag’em Style

(CUNTH3)

Dick in a box

(WH4-DCRW)

Cuff Me the Vampire Player

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Bone Her Puss

(LVH3)

Just Dave

(H5)

Jello Jigglers

(flour city)

Nerves of Squeal

(NYCH3)

DIAL F

DC Road Whores
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Sir Lancelittle

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Tis but a scratch!

Trinity Eyeball Cumshot

Skull & Boners H3
...

Bambi’s Bitch

(BAH3)

Sex Toys for Tots

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Psyameasy

(LVH3)

Ditch Sucker

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Just Rachel

(LVH3)

Shop & Fuck

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Sounds like a great wa...

Heaven's Gape

(EWH3)

Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue

(LI Lunatics )

Hoover Mc Suck nFuck

(BosH3)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Thudmuffin

Philadelphia Hash House Harriers
I got a tagline see. ...

Deer Penthouse

(HbH3)

Fifty Shades of Glaze

Syracuse On-on-dog-a Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
Life is better glazed

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

The Clothesher

(SBH3)

Uppercunt

(H5)

Ass Spelunker

DC Road Whores
In dog beers, I've onl...

SnatchChat

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Goes Down on the Rebound

(AVLH3)

60k9

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Broner

(LVH3)

Twinkle Twat

(LVH3)

Taco? I Barely Know Her

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Tour De Puke

(H5)

Prostate Rights

Scotch H3
...

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Just Tanya

(Rogue North Hash ...)

Bannedhee

(NYCH3)

Horse with no Game

(SBH3)

Lickity Splitz Down the Pole

(CCH3)

Trashed

(H5)

Bitch Tits

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Not In My Hair

(BFMH3)

Dick in Hand

(AVLH3)

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

clitorhands

(flour city h3)

Fuck A Sore Ass

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Knights of the Pound Table

(BestLifeH3)

Everything but the kitchen sink

(HbH3)

Don't Stop Me Heavin'

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Knitpull

(LVH3)

Just Chinmay

(NYCH3)

Groundhog Lay

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The drunkest groundhog...

Glory Hole

Hawaii 5 Hoes Hash House Harriers
...

Phi Eta PI

(H5)

Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)

(HbH3)

3wayRunaway

(LVH3)

The Shocker

(H5H4)

Teeter Twatter

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Swayze

Flour City Hash House Harriers
#CreeperCrew

clam chow her

(FCH3)

Inthe Bush

(Summit H3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Trojan Whore

(NYCH3)

Egg Fucker

LVH3 / Rogue North
How do you like your e...

Red Cock Down

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Cockturnal

(LVH3)

Just Jess

(Lehigh Valley Has...)

Parks and Masterbation

(BFMH3)

1 Tequila 2 Tequila 3 Tequila WHORE

(GGFM)

Skratch n Stiff

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Liquor Box

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Cause for Blindness

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

ManSauce

(Ottowa )

Daddy’s Little Screamer

(BAH3)

bEATzIT

(LVH3)

Sharin' Peter

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
Sharin' is Carin'

Sex-A-Sketch

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
Hash harder not smarter!

Slips n Slides

(Ottowa)

Jersey Steamer

(NYCH3)

Swollen and Moist

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
I mean, who isn't mois...

Math Sucks, Let's F*ck!

DC Road Whores
...

Under the Siege

(PhillyH3)

Thailor Thwift

Skull & Boners H3
...

Late Nite Drive Thru

(DCRW)

Music to my Tears

(BFMH3)

LIck around for seconds

(FCH3)

Roller Daddy

Best Life Hash House Harriers
BEST LIFE

SqueezeMe

(H5)

Drunksophila Masturbator

(NYCH3)

PPP

(LVH3)

Bloody Poussière

Flour City Hash House Harriers
Je saigne car je vis.

Dead Hooker

(FCH3)

T-Blowner

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Flickin the Beancock

Skull & Boners H3
Less crying, more puking

Wants It Bad

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
“It” all depends...

Taco Belle

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Silence of the Goats

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

Dunkin Hinds

(LVH3 / H5H4)

F.A.R.T

DC Road Whores
...

Ass Ass In Nation

(BFMH3)

Glad He Ate Her

(ReadingH3)

Puko de mile

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Boo Berry Tits

(Flour city H3)

Infectious Erectus

(LVH3)

One Ball Two Ball Red Ball Blue Ball

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
....

Pandamoanium

(MiamiH3)

Spare My Finger

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Pork Puller

Hawaii 5 Hoes Hash House Harriers
...

Just Devin

(NYCH3)

3 way stop

(BFMH3)

Kitten Mittons

Keystone Hash House Harriers
You'll be smitten.