Cost: $135*
payment info is at the bottom
Welcum , Welcum, Welcum to one of the greatest shit shows on earth! Lehigh valley H3's 2019 campout weekend! This is a special year in that its our 5th anniversary partying with our friends at The Woods Resort AND we are joined in hosting the campout extravaganza by The Ben franklin Mob! Join us for a weekend of shiggy, beer, food and expanding some fabulous friendships!
This year we will be joining The Woods in celebrating their Pride weekend and all the friends we've made! Along with all of our own shenanigans The Woods will be having a Craft Beer Swap, a Pride Block Party, a Glow Party and more that weekend! (see their website for details).
So! bring your leather, bring your lace, pour some beer into your face! Bring your flags, dress nice N bright and when it gets dark we'll play with glow lights! Whether you flaunt it, flash it or keep it wrapped up, we're gonna have a great time and wind the place up!
THE IMPORTANT STUFF:
IF YOU HAVE NEVER ATTENDED OUR CAMPOUT. PLEASE REGISTER WITH THE WOODS CAMPGROUND AHEAD OF TIME TO MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE EASIER ! its free to register!
https://www.thewoodscampground.com/reservations/new.php?controller=Front&action=register
NO DOGS, NO WEAPONS, NO FIREWORKS, NO BAD ATTITUDES
Friday: arrive NO EARLIER than 2 pm. if you do? you'll be turned away.
Beer will be tapped by 4pm
Would you like EARLY ACCESS?!?! all you hafta do is volunteer! help will be needed with the setup crew, rego tent and a few other things. email: lvcamptramp@gmail.com
OTHER IMPORTANT STUFF:
cost: $135 (will increase over time!)
YOUR REGO IS NOT GUARANTEED UNTIL YOU MAKE PAYMENT. IF YOU REGO AND A PRICE INCREASE HAPPENS BEFORE YOU PAY, YOU PAY THE HIGHER PRICE SO! rego early and often!
when: June, 7,8,9
where: The woods Campground 3500 Forest St
Lehighton, Pennsylvania 18235
Food: There will be SOME vegetarian options available, along with water and cider. if you have other special dietary needs, we suggest bringing those along with you.
payment:
VENMO: walt marinkovits
PAYPAL: www.paypal.me/waltmarinkovits/135
1) there is NO wait list
2) there are no refunds.
3) transfers will be allowed up until 11:59 PM June 2nd.
email LVcamptramp@gmail.com with ALL the details of BOTH people and then bring the confirmation email WITH you to the event
questions: LVcamptramp@gmail.com
**Happiness!, your smiles!! your stunt liver!! maybe a tent? a sense of adventure! your sexiness!**
Arrive NO EARLIER than 2 pm. if you do? you'll be turned away.
Beer will be tapped by 4 pm
IF YOU WOULD LIKE EARLY ACCESS... all you hafta do is volunteer!
NOTE if you arrive with a vehicle full of people, EVERYONE must be volunteering for a shift
Friday Night:
rego 2-?
open hab sales
dinner: pizza:
shot trail
Beakfast: (approx. 9am) hot food, fruit, coffee
and if the cooks are in the mood MO SAKI MO HAPPY!!
10:30 am: (Real people time) TRAIL!!!
Lunch: nothing but the highest quality sustenance walmart can provide AFTER the morning trail...whether you leave camp or not!
circle
Hab sales, Hash games and general debauchery
Dinner: The fantabulous Smokin Smitty will once again be catering orgasmic smoked meats, sides and a vegetarian option
9 am: Continental breakfast under the tent.
10 am: closing circle
12 noon... clean up your site and GTFO!
every camper is welcome to stay the rest of the day Sunday to hang out by the pool, or participate in other activities the Woods has to offer but your campsite MUST be clear and clean by noon!
including:
1 Tequila 2 Tequila 3 Tequila WHORE
(GGFM)
Just Devin
(NYCH3)
Nerves of Squeal
(NYCH3)
The Shocker
(H5H4)
Phi Eta PI
(H5)
Dick in a box
(WH4-DCRW)
Horse with no Game
(SBH3)
Ass Ass In Nation
(BFMH3)
Just Tanya
(Rogue North Hash ...)
Goes Down on the Rebound
(AVLH3)
Music to my Tears
(BFMH3)
Lickity Splitz Down the Pole
(CCH3)
Not In My Hair
(BFMH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)
(HbH3)
Bannedhee
(NYCH3)
Twinkle Twat
(LVH3)
Bambi’s Bitch
(BAH3)
LIck around for seconds
(FCH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Knights of the Pound Table
(BestLifeH3)
Just Rachel
(LVH3)
Trojan Whore
(NYCH3)
Broner
(LVH3)
Slips n Slides
(Ottowa)
SqueezeMe
(H5)
Deer Penthouse
(HbH3)
Jersey Steamer
(NYCH3)
Dick in Hand
(AVLH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Psyameasy
(LVH3)
Tour De Puke
(H5)
Parks and Masterbation
(BFMH3)
Late Nite Drive Thru
(DCRW)
Infectious Erectus
(LVH3)
Bone Her Puss
(LVH3)
Uppercunt
(H5)
Hoover Mc Suck nFuck
(BosH3)
Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue
(LI Lunatics )
Cockturnal
(LVH3)
Drunksophila Masturbator
(NYCH3)
Jello Jigglers
(flour city)
Under the Siege
(PhillyH3)
ManSauce
(Ottowa )
3 way stop
(BFMH3)
Just Chinmay
(NYCH3)
The Clothesher
(SBH3)
Trashed
(H5)
Knitpull
(LVH3)
Gag’em Style
(CUNTH3)
Dunkin Hinds
(LVH3 / H5H4)
bEATzIT
(LVH3)
Inthe Bush
(Summit H3)
Boo Berry Tits
(Flour city H3)
Daddy’s Little Screamer
(BAH3)
Glad He Ate Her
(ReadingH3)
Just Dave
(H5)
Pandamoanium
(MiamiH3)
Dead Hooker
(FCH3)
clitorhands
(flour city h3)
Everything but the kitchen sink
(HbH3)
PPP
(LVH3)
clam chow her
(FCH3)
Just Jess
(Lehigh Valley Has...)
3wayRunaway
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Heaven's Gape
(EWH3)
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