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LVH3 & BFM present the Campout weekend at the Woods! 2019

06/07 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $135*

payment info is at the bottom

Welcum , Welcum, Welcum to one of the greatest shit shows on earth! Lehigh valley H3's 2019 campout weekend! This is a special year in that its our 5th anniversary partying with our friends at The Woods Resort AND we are joined in hosting the campout extravaganza by The Ben franklin Mob! Join us for a weekend of shiggy, beer, food and expanding some fabulous friendships!

This year we will be joining The Woods in celebrating their Pride weekend and all the friends we've made! Along with all of our own shenanigans The Woods will be having a Craft Beer Swap, a Pride Block Party, a Glow Party and more that weekend! (see their website for details).

So! bring your leather, bring your lace, pour some beer into your face! Bring your flags, dress nice N bright and when it gets dark we'll play with glow lights! Whether you flaunt it, flash it or keep it wrapped up, we're gonna have a great time and wind the place up!

THE IMPORTANT STUFF:

IF YOU HAVE NEVER ATTENDED OUR CAMPOUT. PLEASE REGISTER WITH THE WOODS CAMPGROUND AHEAD OF TIME TO MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE EASIER ! its free to register!

https://www.thewoodscampground.com/reservations/new.php?controller=Front&action=register

NO DOGS, NO WEAPONS, NO FIREWORKS, NO BAD ATTITUDES

Friday: arrive NO EARLIER than 2 pm. if you do? you'll be turned away.
Beer will be tapped by 4pm

Would you like EARLY ACCESS?!?! all you hafta do is volunteer! help will be needed with the setup crew, rego tent and a few other things. email: lvcamptramp@gmail.com

OTHER IMPORTANT STUFF:

cost: $135 (will increase over time!)

YOUR REGO IS NOT GUARANTEED UNTIL YOU MAKE PAYMENT. IF YOU REGO AND A PRICE INCREASE HAPPENS BEFORE YOU PAY, YOU PAY THE HIGHER PRICE SO! rego early and often!

when: June, 7,8,9

where: The woods Campground 3500 Forest St
Lehighton, Pennsylvania 18235

Food: There will be SOME vegetarian options available, along with water and cider. if you have other special dietary needs, we suggest bringing those along with you.

 payment: 
VENMO: walt marinkovits
PAYPAL: www.paypal.me/waltmarinkovits/135

1) there is NO wait list
2) there are no refunds.
3) transfers will be allowed up until 11:59 PM June 2nd.
email LVcamptramp@gmail.com with ALL the details of BOTH people and then bring the confirmation email WITH you to the event

questions: LVcamptramp@gmail.com


**Happiness!, your smiles!! your stunt liver!! maybe a tent? a sense of adventure! your sexiness!**

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Arrive NO EARLIER than 2 pm. if you do? you'll be turned away.
Beer will be tapped by 4 pm
IF YOU WOULD LIKE EARLY ACCESS... all you hafta do is volunteer!
NOTE if you arrive with a vehicle full of people, EVERYONE must be volunteering for a shift

Friday Night:
rego 2-?
open hab sales
dinner: pizza:
shot trail


Beakfast: (approx. 9am) hot food, fruit, coffee
and if the cooks are in the mood MO SAKI MO HAPPY!!

10:30 am: (Real people time) TRAIL!!!

Lunch: nothing but the highest quality sustenance walmart can provide AFTER the morning trail...whether you leave camp or not!
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Hab sales, Hash games and general debauchery

Dinner: The fantabulous Smokin Smitty will once again be catering orgasmic smoked meats, sides and a vegetarian option


9 am: Continental breakfast under the tent.

10 am: closing circle

12 noon... clean up your site and GTFO!

every camper is welcome to stay the rest of the day Sunday to hang out by the pool, or participate in other activities the Woods has to offer but your campsite MUST be clear and clean by noon!


Public Event

See the full list!

120 Hashers came

including:

Psyameasy

(LVH3)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Trashed

(H5)

Lickity Splitz Down the Pole

(CCH3)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Slips n Slides

(Ottowa)

Gag’em Style

(CUNTH3)

Bloody Poussière

Flour City Hash House Harriers
Je saigne car je vis.

Skratch n Stiff

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

1 Tequila 2 Tequila 3 Tequila WHORE

(GGFM)

Bannedhee

(NYCH3)

Knights of the Pound Table

(BestLifeH3)

3 way stop

(BFMH3)

Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue

(LI Lunatics )

Everything but the kitchen sink

(HbH3)

Deer Penthouse

(HbH3)

Just Devin

(NYCH3)

Thailor Thwift

Skull & Boners H3
...

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Roller Daddy

Best Life Hash House Harriers
BEST LIFE

SqueezeMe

(H5)

Don't Stop Me Heavin'

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Groundhog Lay

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The drunkest groundhog...

Liquor Box

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Dick in Hand

(AVLH3)

Pandamoanium

(MiamiH3)

Shop & Fuck

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Sounds like a great wa...

Silence of the Goats

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

clam chow her

(FCH3)

Fuck A Sore Ass

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

bEATzIT

(LVH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Just Jess

(Lehigh Valley Has...)

Sex Toys for Tots

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Daddy’s Little Screamer

(BAH3)

Ditch Sucker

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Knitpull

(LVH3)

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

Tour De Puke

(H5)

Just Tanya

(Rogue North Hash ...)

Kitten Mittons

Keystone Hash House Harriers
You'll be smitten.

Uppercunt

(H5)

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

Red Cock Down

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Fifty Shades of Glaze

Syracuse On-on-dog-a Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
Life is better glazed

Jersey Steamer

(NYCH3)

PPP

(LVH3)

Goes Down on the Rebound

(AVLH3)

Twinkle Twat

(LVH3)

Inthe Bush

(Summit H3)

Jello Jigglers

(flour city)

Spare My Finger

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Swayze

Flour City Hash House Harriers
#CreeperCrew

Trinity Eyeball Cumshot

Skull & Boners H3
...

Swollen and Moist

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
I mean, who isn't mois...

The Shocker

(H5H4)

Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)

(HbH3)

60k9

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Cockturnal

(LVH3)

LIck around for seconds

(FCH3)

Nerves of Squeal

(NYCH3)

Taco Belle

Taco Tuesday H3
...

The Clothesher

(SBH3)

Dick in a box

(WH4-DCRW)

Bambi’s Bitch

(BAH3)

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

Just Chinmay

(NYCH3)

Taco? I Barely Know Her

Taco Tuesday H3
...

SnatchChat

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

T-Blowner

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Music to my Tears

(BFMH3)

Sex-A-Sketch

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
Hash harder not smarter!

Cuff Me the Vampire Player

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

DIAL F

DC Road Whores
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Phi Eta PI

(H5)

Ass Spelunker

DC Road Whores
In dog beers, I've onl...

Ass Ass In Nation

(BFMH3)

Dunkin Hinds

(LVH3 / H5H4)

Bitch Tits

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

F.A.R.T

DC Road Whores
...

Trojan Whore

(NYCH3)

Dead Hooker

(FCH3)

Teeter Twatter

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Hoover Mc Suck nFuck

(BosH3)

Puko de mile

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Horse with no Game

(SBH3)

Flickin the Beancock

Skull & Boners H3
Less crying, more puking

One Ball Two Ball Red Ball Blue Ball

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
....

Sharin' Peter

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
Sharin' is Carin'

Wants It Bad

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
“It” all depends...

Glad He Ate Her

(ReadingH3)

3wayRunaway

(LVH3)

Math Sucks, Let's F*ck!

DC Road Whores
...

Pork Puller

Hawaii 5 Hoes Hash House Harriers
...

Under the Siege

(PhillyH3)

Late Nite Drive Thru

(DCRW)

Parks and Masterbation

(BFMH3)

Not In My Hair

(BFMH3)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Heaven's Gape

(EWH3)

Cause for Blindness

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I bitch, therefore I am.

ManSauce

(Ottowa )

Prostate Rights

Scotch H3
...

Just Dave

(H5)

clitorhands

(flour city h3)

Drunksophila Masturbator

(NYCH3)

Thudmuffin

Philadelphia Hash House Harriers
I got a tagline see. ...

Boo Berry Tits

(Flour city H3)

Glory Hole

Hawaii 5 Hoes Hash House Harriers
...

National Pornographic

Asheville Hash House Harriers
Cunning stunts.

Bone Her Puss

(LVH3)

Sir Lancelittle

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Tis but a scratch!

Egg Fucker

LVH3 / Rogue North
How do you like your e...

Infectious Erectus

(LVH3)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
"Get out of my circle?...

Just Rachel

(LVH3)

Broner

(LVH3)