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LVH3 & BFM present the Campout weekend at the Woods! 2019

06/07 02:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $135*

payment info is at the bottom

Welcum , Welcum, Welcum to one of the greatest shit shows on earth! Lehigh valley H3's 2019 campout weekend! This is a special year in that its our 5th anniversary partying with our friends at The Woods Resort AND we are joined in hosting the campout extravaganza by The Ben franklin Mob! Join us for a weekend of shiggy, beer, food and expanding some fabulous friendships!

This year we will be joining The Woods in celebrating their Pride weekend and all the friends we've made! Along with all of our own shenanigans The Woods will be having a Craft Beer Swap, a Pride Block Party, a Glow Party and more that weekend! (see their website for details).

So! bring your leather, bring your lace, pour some beer into your face! Bring your flags, dress nice N bright and when it gets dark we'll play with glow lights! Whether you flaunt it, flash it or keep it wrapped up, we're gonna have a great time and wind the place up!

THE IMPORTANT STUFF:

IF YOU HAVE NEVER ATTENDED OUR CAMPOUT. PLEASE REGISTER WITH THE WOODS CAMPGROUND AHEAD OF TIME TO MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE EASIER ! its free to register!

https://www.thewoodscampground.com/reservations/new.php?controller=Front&action=register

NO DOGS, NO WEAPONS, NO FIREWORKS, NO BAD ATTITUDES

Friday: arrive NO EARLIER than 2 pm. if you do? you'll be turned away.
Beer will be tapped by 4pm

Would you like EARLY ACCESS?!?! all you hafta do is volunteer! help will be needed with the setup crew, rego tent and a few other things. email: lvcamptramp@gmail.com

OTHER IMPORTANT STUFF:

cost: $135 (will increase over time!)

YOUR REGO IS NOT GUARANTEED UNTIL YOU MAKE PAYMENT. IF YOU REGO AND A PRICE INCREASE HAPPENS BEFORE YOU PAY, YOU PAY THE HIGHER PRICE SO! rego early and often!

when: June, 7,8,9

where: The woods Campground 3500 Forest St
Lehighton, Pennsylvania 18235

Food: There will be SOME vegetarian options available, along with water and cider. if you have other special dietary needs, we suggest bringing those along with you.

 payment: 
VENMO: walt marinkovits
PAYPAL: www.paypal.me/waltmarinkovits/135

1) there is NO wait list
2) there are no refunds.
3) transfers will be allowed up until 11:59 PM June 2nd.
email LVcamptramp@gmail.com with ALL the details of BOTH people and then bring the confirmation email WITH you to the event

questions: LVcamptramp@gmail.com


**Happiness!, your smiles!! your stunt liver!! maybe a tent? a sense of adventure! your sexiness!**

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Arrive NO EARLIER than 2 pm. if you do? you'll be turned away.
Beer will be tapped by 4 pm
IF YOU WOULD LIKE EARLY ACCESS... all you hafta do is volunteer!
NOTE if you arrive with a vehicle full of people, EVERYONE must be volunteering for a shift

Friday Night:
rego 2-?
open hab sales
dinner: pizza:
shot trail


Beakfast: (approx. 9am) hot food, fruit, coffee
and if the cooks are in the mood MO SAKI MO HAPPY!!

10:30 am: (Real people time) TRAIL!!!

Lunch: nothing but the highest quality sustenance walmart can provide AFTER the morning trail...whether you leave camp or not!
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Hab sales, Hash games and general debauchery

Dinner: The fantabulous Smokin Smitty will once again be catering orgasmic smoked meats, sides and a vegetarian option


9 am: Continental breakfast under the tent.

10 am: closing circle

12 noon... clean up your site and GTFO!

every camper is welcome to stay the rest of the day Sunday to hang out by the pool, or participate in other activities the Woods has to offer but your campsite MUST be clear and clean by noon!


Public Event

See the full list!

120 Hashers came

including:

Sir Lancelittle

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Tis but a scratch!

Just Dave

(H5)

Bitch Tits

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Taco? I Barely Know Her

Taco Tuesday H3
...

1 Tequila 2 Tequila 3 Tequila WHORE

(GGFM)

Hoover Mc Suck nFuck

(BosH3)

Just Jess

(Lehigh Valley Has...)

clam chow her

(FCH3)

Shop & Fuck

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Sounds like a great wa...

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Bone Her Puss

(LVH3)

LIck around for seconds

(FCH3)

Under the Siege

(PhillyH3)

Fifty Shades of Glaze

Syracuse On-on-dog-a Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
Life is better glazed

Late Nite Drive Thru

(DCRW)

Bloody Poussière

Flour City Hash House Harriers
Je saigne car je vis.

Lickity Splitz Down the Pole

(CCH3)

Boo Berry Tits

(Flour city H3)

Inthe Bush

(Summit H3)

ManSauce

(Ottowa )

Silence of the Goats

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Dick in Hand

(AVLH3)

Frank Llayd Wrong

Skull & Boners H3
...

Egg Fucker

LVH3 / Rogue North
How do you like your e...

Pandamoanium

(MiamiH3)

Goes Down on the Rebound

(AVLH3)

Pork Puller

Hawaii 5 Hoes Hash House Harriers
...

Everything but the kitchen sink

(HbH3)

Jello Jigglers

(flour city)

Phi Eta PI

(H5)

Knitpull

(LVH3)

Trinity Eyeball Cumshot

Skull & Boners H3
...

Heaven's Gape

(EWH3)

PPP

(LVH3)

Wants It Bad

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
“It” all depends...

SqueezeMe

(H5)

Bannedhee

(NYCH3)

The Clothesher

(SBH3)

Thudmuffin

Philadelphia Hash House Harriers
I got a tagline see. ...

clitorhands

(flour city h3)

Don't Stop Me Heavin'

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Bambi’s Bitch

(BAH3)

Kitten Mittons

Keystone Hash House Harriers
You'll be smitten.

Dunkin Hinds

(LVH3 / H5H4)

Prostate Rights

Scotch H3
...

Skratch n Stiff

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)

(HbH3)

3wayRunaway

(LVH3)

Parks and Masterbation

(BFMH3)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Psyameasy

(LVH3)

Trojan Whore

(NYCH3)

Gag’em Style

(CUNTH3)

Sex-A-Sketch

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
Hash harder not smarter!

Broner

(LVH3)

Thailor Thwift

Skull & Boners H3
...

Dead Hooker

(FCH3)

Glory Hole

Hawaii 5 Hoes Hash House Harriers
...

SnatchChat

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Ass Spelunker

DC Road Whores
In dog beers, I've onl...

Spare My Finger

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Liquor Box

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Slips n Slides

(Ottowa)

Math Sucks, Let's F*ck!

DC Road Whores
...

National Pornographic

Asheville Hash House Harriers
Cunning stunts.

60k9

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

Tour De Puke

(H5)

Ass Ass In Nation

(BFMH3)

Not In My Hair

(BFMH3)

Horse with no Game

(SBH3)

Patron Taint of the Willing Tongue

(LI Lunatics )

Infectious Erectus

(LVH3)

Knights of the Pound Table

(BestLifeH3)

Roller Daddy

Best Life Hash House Harriers
BEST LIFE

Ditch Sucker

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

bEATzIT

(LVH3)

Uppercunt

(H5)

One Ball Two Ball Red Ball Blue Ball

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
....

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Sharin' Peter

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
Sharin' is Carin'

Sex Toys for Tots

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

T-Blowner

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Fuck A Sore Ass

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Cuff Me the Vampire Player

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Swayze

Flour City Hash House Harriers
#CreeperCrew

Just Devin

(NYCH3)

Jersey Steamer

(NYCH3)

Cause for Blindness

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Swollen and Moist

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
I mean, who isn't mois...

Groundhog Lay

Ben Franklin Mob H3
The drunkest groundhog...

Dick in a box

(WH4-DCRW)

Cockturnal

(LVH3)

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

Just Tanya

(Rogue North Hash ...)

Just Rachel

(LVH3)

Twinkle Twat

(LVH3)

Taco Belle

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Just Chinmay

(NYCH3)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

Daddy’s Little Screamer

(BAH3)

The Shocker

(H5H4)

F.A.R.T

DC Road Whores
...

DIAL F

DC Road Whores
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Drunksophila Masturbator

(NYCH3)

Flickin the Beancock

Skull & Boners H3
Less crying, more puking

3 way stop

(BFMH3)

Music to my Tears

(BFMH3)

Glad He Ate Her

(ReadingH3)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
"Get out of my circle?...

Teeter Twatter

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Puko de mile

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Trashed

(H5)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
Embrace your bad decis...

Red Cock Down

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Deer Penthouse

(HbH3)

Nerves of Squeal

(NYCH3)