just because halfminds don't read...
PAYMENT: please use paypal "friends n family" option and send to: "LVcamptramp@gmail.com"
.have you ever drank too much, gotten accidentally philosophical and wondered...who else in the muggle world lives a double life? What other shaky, delinquent alter egos exist in the subverse of everyday Utopia? What if the happiest place on the planet is just a show? A show that forces its characters to spin a fallacy of concentrated family joy. Alas, for every action there is an equal reaction... if not an extreme one.
Therefore, we invite you, the alter egos of all that is prim and proper, the closet dwelling, uninhibited true personalities of the Twisted Dizney realms to a weekend of bad decisions, drinking, partying and frolicking in the forests of Pa. The Woods Campground to be specific.
Show us whats under the cloak of shiny, Hollywood joy for the weekend and especially the Saturday night dance party during the Wood's LGBT pride weekend!
Will you be the studly Pee-nocchio, pleaser of all that are willing? Maybe the beast that imprisoned the beauty and holds her by chain and leash? Alice... the drunken little sex addict wandering the forest or, little Peter'd Pan... crashed in the gutter forever. The possibilities are infinite!
Cum dressed as the alter ego of your favorite animated character. there will be plenty of food, beer, Hash Olympics, trails, music, shenanigans and the Saturday night dance party. (No REAL swords or weapons of any kind allowed)
We are the ONLY hash campout on the east coast (that we know of) that parties WITH the residents of the campground along with enjoying the amenitites of it! The Woods is a clothing optional, private campground that offers a pool, two hot tubs, a bar, a dance club, a café, hot showers, a camp store etc...
IF YOU HAVE NEVER ATTENDED OUR CAMPOUT. PLEASE CREATE AN ACCOUNT WITH THE WOODS CAMPGROUND AND READ THEIR RULES AHEAD OF TIME TO MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE EASIER !
PAYMENT: please use paypal "friends n family" option and send to:
PETS: due to circumstances beyond our control,
We will NOT be allowing pets this year
1) there is NO waitlist.
2) there are no refunds.
3) transfers will be allowed up until 11:59 PM June 1st,
email: LVcamptramp@gmail.com ALL the details of BOTH
people and then bring the confirmation email WITH you to the event
note: There will be SOME vegetarian options available throughout the weekend including cider and water. If you have any specific dietary needs, we suggest you bring them with you.
Skratch ~n~ Stiff
Happiness!, your smiles!! your stunt liver!! maybe a tent? a sense of adventure! your sexiness!
arrive NO EARLIER than 1pm. if you do? you'll be turned away.
Beer will be tapped by 4pm
Friday evening: opening circle, dinner, beer, fire, campsite shot trail, dance club!
note: if you wanna volunteer a shot check at your tent, please
let camp tramp know.
MORNING: 8-9:30...or so... breakfast food, coffee, hair of the dog.
TRAIL at 10:30 hares out at 10:45
Lunch: nothing but the highest quality sustenance Walmart can
provide AFTER the morning trails...whether you leave camp
AFTERNOON: Hash games, Hab sales, maybe even a naked,
100 foot slip n slide!
Dinner: The fantabulous Smokin Smitty will once again be catering orgasmic
smoked meats, sides and a vegetarian option
Conti breakfast under the tent. a fancy way of saying coffee, juices, bagels, pastries and whatnots.
NOON: GTFO...anyone hanging around after noon will be recruited for
cleanup!! (you are welcome to hang out poolside for the rest of
the day AFTER cleanup is complete though )