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LVH3/CUNT H3 Campout! 2018

06/08 01:00 PM to 06/10 12:00 PM

A Hash Campout

Cost: $130*

just because halfminds don't read...
PAYMENT: please use paypal "friends n family" option and send to: "LVcamptramp@gmail.com"

.have you ever drank too much, gotten accidentally philosophical and wondered...who else in the muggle world lives a double life? What other shaky, delinquent alter egos exist in the subverse of everyday Utopia? What if the happiest place on the planet is just a show? A show that forces its characters to spin a fallacy of concentrated family joy. Alas, for every action there is an equal reaction... if not an extreme one.

Therefore, we invite you, the alter egos of all that is prim and proper, the closet dwelling, uninhibited true personalities of the Twisted Dizney realms to a weekend of bad decisions, drinking, partying and frolicking in the forests of Pa. The Woods Campground to be specific.

Show us whats under the cloak of shiny, Hollywood joy for the weekend and especially the Saturday night dance party during the Wood's LGBT pride weekend!
Will you be the studly Pee-nocchio, pleaser of all that are willing? Maybe the beast that imprisoned the beauty and holds her by chain and leash? Alice... the drunken little sex addict wandering the forest or, little Peter'd Pan... crashed in the gutter forever. The possibilities are infinite!

SIMPLE WORDS
Cum dressed as the alter ego of your favorite animated character. there will be plenty of food, beer, Hash Olympics, trails, music, shenanigans and the Saturday night dance party. (No REAL swords or weapons of any kind allowed)
We are the ONLY hash campout on the east coast (that we know of) that parties WITH the residents of the campground along with enjoying the amenitites of it! The Woods is a clothing optional, private campground that offers a pool, two hot tubs, a bar, a dance club, a café, hot showers, a camp store etc...

IF YOU HAVE NEVER ATTENDED OUR CAMPOUT. PLEASE CREATE AN ACCOUNT WITH THE WOODS CAMPGROUND AND READ THEIR RULES AHEAD OF TIME TO MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE EASIER !

https://www.thewoodscampground.com/reservations/new.php?controller=Front&action=register

PAYMENT: please use paypal "friends n family" option and send to:
"LVcamptramp@gmail.com" or
paypal.me/waltmarinkovits/125

PETS: due to circumstances beyond our control,
We will NOT be allowing pets this year

1) there is NO waitlist.
2) there are no refunds.
3) transfers will be allowed up until 11:59 PM June 1st,
email: LVcamptramp@gmail.com ALL the details of BOTH
people and then bring the confirmation email WITH you to the event

note: There will be SOME vegetarian options available throughout the weekend including cider and water. If you have any specific dietary needs, we suggest you bring them with you.

questions: LVcamptramp@gmail.com

ON-ON!
Skratch ~n~ Stiff


Twisted Dizney!

Happiness!, your smiles!! your stunt liver!! maybe a tent? a sense of adventure! your sexiness!

Location Details

The Woods Campground

3500 Forest St. Lehighton, PA 18235

The Woods

Make a Reservation

Please pre-register with the woods if you have not been here before. You do not need to provide any payment information to them.


3500 Forest St. Lehighton, PA 18235

Schedule of Events

arrive NO EARLIER than 1pm. if you do? you'll be turned away.
Beer will be tapped by 4pm

Friday evening: opening circle, dinner, beer, fire, campsite shot trail, dance club!
note: if you wanna volunteer a shot check at your tent, please
let camp tramp know.


MORNING: 8-9:30...or so... breakfast food, coffee, hair of the dog.

        TRAIL at 10:30 hares out at 10:45

Lunch: nothing but the highest quality sustenance Walmart can
provide AFTER the morning trails...whether you leave camp
or not!

AFTERNOON: Hash games, Hab sales, maybe even a naked,
100 foot slip n slide!

Dinner: The fantabulous Smokin Smitty will once again be catering orgasmic
smoked meats, sides and a vegetarian option


Conti breakfast under the tent. a fancy way of saying coffee, juices, bagels, pastries and whatnots.

NOON: GTFO...anyone hanging around after noon will be recruited for
cleanup!! (you are welcome to hang out poolside for the rest of
the day AFTER cleanup is complete though )


Public Event

117 Hashers came:

Abhi

NYCH3
...

Ass Over Venus

Wandering Whore H3
...

Bloody Poussière

FCH3
Je saigne car je vis.

Cause for Blindness

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Chippendale

Other Orlando H3
...

Ditch Sucker

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Douche It

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Fire in my hOle

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Floppy Dicks

WaWhH3
...

Fort Dixalot

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Glory Hole

H5H4
...

Gunna Probably Spew

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Just David (No-home)

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Kaptain Hooker

Long Island Lunatics
You and the Kap'n can ...

Kitten Mittons

KH3
You'll be smitten.

Lick Around For Seconds

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Math Sucks, Let's F*ck!

DC Road Whores
...

Re-Member Me

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Rubber Ripper

RogueNorth
...

Scary Pooter

BloomingFools H3
...

Sex-A-Sketch

RogueNorth
Hash harder not smarter!

Sharin' Peter

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
Sharin' is Carin'

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Squeeze Me

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Swallow 4 Equality

BloomingFools H3
Drink it down down dow...

Swayze's Swollen Throat

Flour City Hash House Harriers
I'm not from Hollywood...

Thailor Thwift

SB-H3
...

Thudmuffin

PhillyH3
I got a tagline see. ...

Trinity Eyeball Cumshot

Skull & Boners H3
...

Wants It Bad

RogueNorth
“It” all depends...

1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila, WHORE!

(BKH3, GGFM)

AARP

(LVH3)

Back Door Buzz

(Hogtown)

bEATz It

(LVH3)

Can Cum In My Mouth

(Hogtown)

Cheeky Bastard

(Brooklyn H3 / NYC H3)

Cockturnal

(LVH3)

CPA

(NYCH3)

Dead Hooker

(FCH3)

Deer Penthouse

(HbH3)

Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)

(HbH3)

Down Down in Diapers

(SBH3)

E=MC Hammered

(PGHH3)

Egg Fucker

(RogueNorth)

Gaydar

(MNGPH3)

Ghettho Inferno

(LVH3)

GrayVee Train

(BKH3 / CUNTH3)

Gynoplasty

(BKH3)

hare today cum tomorrow

(H5)

Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs

(A2H3)

Hoover McSuck N Fuck

(BosH3)

IE

(LVH3)

Jersey Steamer

(NYCH3)

Jolly Green Jizzer

(NYCH3)

Just Alan

(LILH3)

Just Alex

(LVH3)

Just Amber

(LVH3)

Just Anil

(NYCH3)

Just David

H5

Just Derek

(LVH3)

Just Lisa

LILH3

Just Mel

(HbH3)

Just Mike

(H5)

Just rachel

(LVH3)

Just Tanya

(RogueNorth)

K9-69

(PGHH3)

Kiddie

(TBH3)

Mandatory Fun

(KnickH3)

Master Hater

(SB-H3)

Mommy Poppins

(RH3)

Not in my Hair

(BFMH3)

Orgie cycle

(RogueNorth)

Packs em in the rear

(LVH3)

Pedal Feel Ya

(CUNTH3)

Pork Puller

(H5H4)

PPP

(LVH3)

Prairie Dog'n

(NYCH3)

Roller Girl

(MDLH3)

Shop & Fuck

(BFMH3)

Shut The Fuck Up

(SBH3)

Solar Eclitis

(NYCH3)

Statutory Consent

(BFMH3)

Tampon Phallanges

(LVH3)

The Flying Crapeze (Sharin Peter’s Mom)

(H5)

The Shocker

(LVH3)

This Side Down

(NYCH3)

Tits Of Steel

(Philly H3)

Twink Baby

(LVH3)

Twinkle Twat

(LVH3)

Uncle Fister

(BFM STD)

Upper Cunt

(H5 and DBH3 )

What A Cunt!

(KnickH3)

Where’s my D?

(BFMH3)