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Sex-A-Sketch

RogueNorth

Hash harder not smarter!

LVH3/CUNT H3 Campout! 2018

06/08 01:00 PM to 06/10 12:00 PM

A Hash Campout

Cost: $130*

just because halfminds don't read...
PAYMENT: please use paypal "friends n family" option and send to: "LVcamptramp@gmail.com"

.have you ever drank too much, gotten accidentally philosophical and wondered...who else in the muggle world lives a double life? What other shaky, delinquent alter egos exist in the subverse of everyday Utopia? What if the happiest place on the planet is just a show? A show that forces its characters to spin a fallacy of concentrated family joy. Alas, for every action there is an equal reaction... if not an extreme one.

Therefore, we invite you, the alter egos of all that is prim and proper, the closet dwelling, uninhibited true personalities of the Twisted Dizney realms to a weekend of bad decisions, drinking, partying and frolicking in the forests of Pa. The Woods Campground to be specific.

Show us whats under the cloak of shiny, Hollywood joy for the weekend and especially the Saturday night dance party during the Wood's LGBT pride weekend!
Will you be the studly Pee-nocchio, pleaser of all that are willing? Maybe the beast that imprisoned the beauty and holds her by chain and leash? Alice... the drunken little sex addict wandering the forest or, little Peter'd Pan... crashed in the gutter forever. The possibilities are infinite!

SIMPLE WORDS
Cum dressed as the alter ego of your favorite animated character. there will be plenty of food, beer, Hash Olympics, trails, music, shenanigans and the Saturday night dance party. (No REAL swords or weapons of any kind allowed)
We are the ONLY hash campout on the east coast (that we know of) that parties WITH the residents of the campground along with enjoying the amenitites of it! The Woods is a clothing optional, private campground that offers a pool, two hot tubs, a bar, a dance club, a café, hot showers, a camp store etc...

IF YOU HAVE NEVER ATTENDED OUR CAMPOUT. PLEASE CREATE AN ACCOUNT WITH THE WOODS CAMPGROUND AND READ THEIR RULES AHEAD OF TIME TO MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE EASIER !

https://www.thewoodscampground.com/reservations/new.php?controller=Front&action=register

PAYMENT: please use paypal "friends n family" option and send to:
"LVcamptramp@gmail.com" or
paypal.me/waltmarinkovits/125

PETS: due to circumstances beyond our control,
We will NOT be allowing pets this year

1) there is NO waitlist.
2) there are no refunds.
3) transfers will be allowed up until 11:59 PM June 1st,
email: LVcamptramp@gmail.com ALL the details of BOTH
people and then bring the confirmation email WITH you to the event

note: There will be SOME vegetarian options available throughout the weekend including cider and water. If you have any specific dietary needs, we suggest you bring them with you.

questions: LVcamptramp@gmail.com

ON-ON!
Skratch ~n~ Stiff


Twisted Dizney!

Happiness!, your smiles!! your stunt liver!! maybe a tent? a sense of adventure! your sexiness!

Location Details

The Woods Campground

3500 Forest St. Lehighton, PA 18235

The Woods

Make a Reservation

Please pre-register with the woods if you have not been here before. You do not need to provide any payment information to them.


3500 Forest St. Lehighton, PA 18235

Schedule of Events

arrive NO EARLIER than 1pm. if you do? you'll be turned away.
Beer will be tapped by 4pm

Friday evening: opening circle, dinner, beer, fire, campsite shot trail, dance club!
note: if you wanna volunteer a shot check at your tent, please
let camp tramp know.


MORNING: 8-9:30...or so... breakfast food, coffee, hair of the dog.

        TRAIL at 10:30 hares out at 10:45

Lunch: nothing but the highest quality sustenance Walmart can
provide AFTER the morning trails...whether you leave camp
or not!

AFTERNOON: Hash games, Hab sales, maybe even a naked,
100 foot slip n slide!

Dinner: The fantabulous Smokin Smitty will once again be catering orgasmic
smoked meats, sides and a vegetarian option


Conti breakfast under the tent. a fancy way of saying coffee, juices, bagels, pastries and whatnots.

NOON: GTFO...anyone hanging around after noon will be recruited for
cleanup!! (you are welcome to hang out poolside for the rest of
the day AFTER cleanup is complete though )


Public Event

See the full list!

117 Hashers came

including:

Squeeze Me

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Just Alan

(LILH3)

Twinkle Twat

(LVH3)

Hoover McSuck N Fuck

(BosH3)

Math Sucks, Let's F*ck!

DC Road Whores
...

Chippendale

Other Orlando H3
...

Swayze's Swollen Throat

Flour City Hash House Harriers
#CreeperCrew

Just Amber

(LVH3)

IE

(LVH3)

Douche It

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Cheeky Bastard

(Brooklyn H3 / NYC H3)

Trinity Eyeball Cumshot

Skull & Boners H3
...

Just Alex

(LVH3)

CPA

(NYCH3)

Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs

(A2H3)

Gonna Probably Spew

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Prairie Dog'n

(NYCH3)

Roller Girl

(MDLH3)

Packs em in the rear

(LVH3)

Re-Member Me

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Twink Baby

(LVH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Shut The Fuck Up

(SBH3)

AARP

(LVH3)

1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila, WHORE!

(BKH3, GGFM)

K9-69

(PGHH3)

Wants It Bad

RogueNorth
“It” all depends...

Department of Vegetable Affairs (DeVA)

(HbH3)

Rubber Ripper

RogueNorth
...

Just Derek

(LVH3)

Shop & Fuck

(BFMH3)

Cause for Blindness

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Sex-A-Sketch

RogueNorth
Hash harder not smarter!

GrayVee Train

(BKH3 / CUNTH3)

bEATz It

(LVH3)

Kitten Mittons

KH3
You'll be smitten.

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

RogueNorth
"Get out of my circle?...

Orgie cycle

(RogueNorth)

Ass Over Venus

Wandering Whore H3
...

PPP

(LVH3)

Flickin the Beancock

SB-H3
Less crying, more puking

Sharin' Peter

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
Sharin' is Carin'

Just Tanya

(RogueNorth)

Not in my Hair

(BFMH3)

Scary Pooter

BloomingFools H3
...

Pedal Feel Ya

(CUNTH3)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Just Anil

(NYCH3)

Where’s my D?

(BFMH3)

Can Cum In My Mouth

(Hogtown)

Uncle Fister

(BFM STD)

Just David

H5

Jersey Steamer

(NYCH3)

Fort Dixalot

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Tits Of Steel

(Philly H3)

Lick Around For Seconds

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Just Lisa

LILH3

Mandatory Fun

(KnickH3)

Upper Cunt

(H5 and DBH3 )

Thudmuffin

PhillyH3
I got a tagline see. ...

E=MC Hammered

(PGHH3)

The Flying Crapeze (Sharin Peter’s Mom)

(H5)

Pork Puller

(H5H4)

Solar Eclitis

(NYCH3)

Master Hater

(SB-H3)

Deer Penthouse

(HbH3)

Fire in my hOle

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Mommy Poppins

(RH3)

Swallow 4 Equality

BloomingFools H3
Drink it down down dow...

Floppy Dicks

WaWhH3
...

Kaptain Hooker

Long Island Lunatics
You and the Kap'n can ...

The Shocker

(LVH3)

Gaydar

(MNGPH3)

Tampon Phallanges

(LVH3)

Egg Fucker

(RogueNorth)

Cockturnal

(LVH3)

Dead Hooker

(FCH3)

Statutory Consent

(BFMH3)

Ditch Sucker

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Back Door Buzz

(Hogtown)

Abhi

NYCH3
...

Just Mel

(HbH3)

Kiddie

(TBH3)

Bloody Poussière

FCH3
Je saigne car je vis.

hare today cum tomorrow

(H5)

This Side Down

(NYCH3)

Just Mike

(H5)

Down Down in Diapers

(SBH3)

Jolly Green Jizzer

(NYCH3)

Gynoplasty

(BKH3)

Just rachel

(LVH3)

Ghettho Inferno

(LVH3)

Just David (No-home)

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

What A Cunt!

(KnickH3)