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LVH3 and CUNTH3 4TH Anal Campout at The Woods 2017

06/16 12:00 PM to 06/18 12:00 AM

A Hash Campout

Cost: $150*

Ever wanted to go to a hash campout without the difficulty of actually going camping? LVH3 and CUNTH3 have the campout for you!

Welcome to the Anal LVH3/CUNTH3 CAMPOUT! This is our fourth year holding it at the fantastically equipped Woods Campground in Lehighton, PA. Never heard of The Woods, the member’s only, clothing optional, LGBT campground? Well slap on your handle bar mustache and spandex, because are you in for it. The grounds include:
A penis shaped pool
Bathrooms
Showers
Night Club
Cafe
Hot Tubs
Volleyball Court
Trails upon trails for your hiking pleasure

So much more that you just need to show up to find out about!
We hashers also have our own spot to call our own, but we have had amazing interactions with fellow non-hasher campers in past years.

The theme this year is . . . . RAVE! Grab your glow sticks, string some beads together, grab those “other” beads (wink), develop a taste for EDM (the actual music or the beautiful hasher), and get ready to dance the weekend away to the point where you won’t want to look your boss in the eyes on Monday because you just seen some shit. Along with copious amounts of dance parties where your will literally shake your ass ‘til the morning light, there will also be a bone fire courteous of the Woods.

Not sold yet? How about a shots trail Friday night, actual trail Saturday, and a hangover trail Sunday morning? How about a Hash Olympics as presented by CUNTH3? Its happening, and it’ll be as fucking awesome as you expect it to be.

Rego starts at 12:00pm on March 31, 2017. Initial price will be $120.00 until April 11, 2017. After June 11, the price increases to $150.00 until the day of the experience. Yes, this is an experience, not just a campout. Sign up for that shit as soon as possible.

There will be a vegetarian option for each mean and we will have a gluten free option for alcohol.

*If you wish to pay through PayPal and not pay the fee that is charged you can send your payment through the friends and family option on PayPal. If you do this you will need to choose the option of Check during registration and then go through PayPal directly and send a payment to liquorbox29@gmail.com. Please make sure if you choose this option you provide your nerd name and hash name so I know who the registration is for.


RAVE

Anything you need to survive a weekend in The Woods!

Start Location Details

The Woods Campground

3500 Forest St, Lehighton, PA 18235

Schedule of Events

1pm Registration opens

4pm Tap Kegs

6pm Dinner

8pm Trail


11am Trail

2pm Lunch

4:00pm Hashlypics

6pm Dinner

Party All Night


11am Trail and Closing Circle

12pm Pack up Camp Shiggy

1pm Pool Party


Public Event

See the full list!

111 Hashers came

including:

Ghetto Inferno

(LVH3)

Broner

(LVH3)

Vestosterone

(RH3)

Bonertown

(LVH3)

Sheewee Herman

FCH3

I Can't Dive 55

DCRW
I do what I want

I Cunt Hear You

SHIT
I'm not a furry.

Sharin' Peter

(H5)

Gordon slamsey

(Rumson)

Just Kristen

(LVH3)

G. I.

(RVMSON H3)

Egg Fucker

(LVH3)

UpperCunt

H5 BFM
...

Type A Hole

(CUNTH3)

CPA

(STCH3)

Penis Fly Trap

SB-H3
She's a furry.

Rubber RIpper

(LVH3)

Gaelic Pasties

(IndyScent H3)

Cum Test Dummy

(CUNTH3)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin's Mom H3
...

Handy Crapper

(CDPCH3)

Inthe Bush

(SH3)

shut the fuck up and maybe we'll name you

(PGHH3)

What What (Mud in the Butt)

(TTH3)

Twink Baby

(LVH3)

Where's my D?

(BFMH3)

SHUT THE FUCK UP

(SB-H3)

The ClothesHer

Larrikins
...

SPLIT HER BARE

(HMHHH)

I c dead wieners

(LVH3)

Knitpull

(LVH3)

Snatch Avenger

(LVH3)

F.A.R.T

CUNTH3
...

Loose Early

(FCH3)

Sex-A-Sketch

LVH3
Hash harder not smarter!

Jersey Steamer

(NYCH3)

Just Rachel

(LVH3)

Goes Down on the Rebound

(Wolf Pack H3)

Pussy Petter

(CDPCH3)

She Takes Dick

(DCPH4)

Under the Siege

(PhillyH3)

Gag'em Style

(CUNTH3/STCH3)

Orgie porgie puddin n pie

(BFMH3 and PorMEH3)

Just Reena

(LVH3)

Amazonian Cock Trumpet

(FCH3)

AARP

(LVH3)

Just Jason

(DCPH4)

Cheeky Bastard

(NYCH3/BH3)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

LVH3
"Get out of my circle?...

Red Cock Down

(LVH3)

bEATzIT

(LVH3)

Just Brandi

(PÜC)

Daddy Came

(LVH3)

Late Nite Drive Thru

DCRW
If you can't laugh at ...

Cuntortionist

(LVH3)

The Shocker

(LVH3)

Illegal Discharge

LVH3

Brown Noser

(H5)

Snatch Ninja

(FCH3)

Bloody Poussière

FCH3
Je saigne car je vis.

Just Bethany

(LVH3)

Ass Spelunker

DCRW

Infectious Erectus

(LVH3)

Pappas pussy pussy

(LVH3)

The Young and the Wristless

(KnickH3)

3wayRunaway

(LVH3)

Dead Hooker

(NYCH3)

Wants It Bad

(ReadingH3)

1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila, WHORE!

(BKH3)

Kaptain Hooker

LILH3
You and the Kap'n can ...

Tesla Twat

(RH3 )

Fannypacker

(BFMH3)

THE VIRGINATOR

(HMHHH)

LVH3
...

Dick In Hand

(Wolf Pack H3)

Cuntface

(Poernstar H3)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

LUNCH

(NYCH3)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

ManSauce

(Rideau H3)

Once Twice Five Times a Lady

(RH3)