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LVH3 and CUNTH3 4TH Anal Campout at The Woods 2017

06/16 12:00 PM to 06/18 12:00 AM

A Hash Campout

Cost: $150*

Ever wanted to go to a hash campout without the difficulty of actually going camping? LVH3 and CUNTH3 have the campout for you!

Welcome to the Anal LVH3/CUNTH3 CAMPOUT! This is our fourth year holding it at the fantastically equipped Woods Campground in Lehighton, PA. Never heard of The Woods, the member’s only, clothing optional, LGBT campground? Well slap on your handle bar mustache and spandex, because are you in for it. The grounds include:
A penis shaped pool
Bathrooms
Showers
Night Club
Cafe
Hot Tubs
Volleyball Court
Trails upon trails for your hiking pleasure

So much more that you just need to show up to find out about!
We hashers also have our own spot to call our own, but we have had amazing interactions with fellow non-hasher campers in past years.

The theme this year is . . . . RAVE! Grab your glow sticks, string some beads together, grab those “other” beads (wink), develop a taste for EDM (the actual music or the beautiful hasher), and get ready to dance the weekend away to the point where you won’t want to look your boss in the eyes on Monday because you just seen some shit. Along with copious amounts of dance parties where your will literally shake your ass ‘til the morning light, there will also be a bone fire courteous of the Woods.

Not sold yet? How about a shots trail Friday night, actual trail Saturday, and a hangover trail Sunday morning? How about a Hash Olympics as presented by CUNTH3? Its happening, and it’ll be as fucking awesome as you expect it to be.

Rego starts at 12:00pm on March 31, 2017. Initial price will be $120.00 until April 11, 2017. After June 11, the price increases to $150.00 until the day of the experience. Yes, this is an experience, not just a campout. Sign up for that shit as soon as possible.

There will be a vegetarian option for each mean and we will have a gluten free option for alcohol.

*If you wish to pay through PayPal and not pay the fee that is charged you can send your payment through the friends and family option on PayPal. If you do this you will need to choose the option of Check during registration and then go through PayPal directly and send a payment to liquorbox29@gmail.com. Please make sure if you choose this option you provide your nerd name and hash name so I know who the registration is for.


RAVE

Anything you need to survive a weekend in The Woods!

Start Location Details

The Woods Campground

3500 Forest St, Lehighton, PA 18235

Schedule of Events

1pm Registration opens

4pm Tap Kegs

6pm Dinner

8pm Trail


11am Trail

2pm Lunch

4:00pm Hashlypics

6pm Dinner

Party All Night


11am Trail and Closing Circle

12pm Pack up Camp Shiggy

1pm Pool Party


Public Event

See the full list!

111 Hashers came

including:

Snatch Avenger

(LVH3)

Pappas pussy pussy

(LVH3)

The Young and the Wristless

(KnickH3)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Penis Fly Trap

SB-H3
She's a furry.

LVH3
...

Rubber RIpper

(LVH3)

Gag'em Style

(CUNTH3/STCH3)

Late Nite Drive Thru

DCRW
If you can't laugh at ...

1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila, WHORE!

(BKH3)

3wayRunaway

(LVH3)

Egg Fucker

(LVH3)

Tesla Twat

(RH3 )

shut the fuck up and maybe we'll name you

(PGHH3)

Just Kristen

(LVH3)

Fannypacker

(BFMH3)

Sheewee Herman

FCH3

Amazonian Cock Trumpet

(FCH3)

Cuntortionist

(LVH3)

Just Brandi

(PÜC)

Type A Hole

(CUNTH3)

Pussy Petter

(CDPCH3)

Kaptain Hooker

LILH3
You and the Kap'n can ...

Ass Spelunker

DCRW

F.A.R.T

CUNTH3
...

AARP

(LVH3)

Sex-A-Sketch

LVH3
Hash harder not smarter!

Daddy Came

(LVH3)

The ClothesHer

Larrikins
...

Dick In Hand

(Wolf Pack H3)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin's Mom H3
...

Cuntface

(Poernstar H3)

The Shocker

(LVH3)

Just Jason

(DCPH4)

Just Bethany

(LVH3)

Knitpull

(LVH3)

Cum Test Dummy

(CUNTH3)

Gordon slamsey

(Rumson)

Just Reena

(LVH3)

Red Cock Down

(LVH3)

Illegal Discharge

LVH3

LUNCH

(NYCH3)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

LVH3
"Get out of my circle?...

Under the Siege

(PhillyH3)

Ghetto Inferno

(LVH3)

Loose Early

(FCH3)

She Takes Dick

(DCPH4)

ManSauce

(Rideau H3)

Orgie porgie puddin n pie

(BFMH3 and PorMEH3)

UpperCunt

H5 BFM
...

Dead Hooker

(NYCH3)

CPA

(STCH3)

Once Twice Five Times a Lady

(RH3)

Jersey Steamer

(NYCH3)

Wants It Bad

(ReadingH3)

SHUT THE FUCK UP

(SB-H3)

Snatch Ninja

(FCH3)

Bloody Poussière

FCH3
Je saigne car je vis.

I c dead wieners

(LVH3)

Inthe Bush

(SH3)

Infectious Erectus

(LVH3)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Sharin' Peter

(H5)

Handy Crapper

(CDPCH3)

What What (Mud in the Butt)

(TTH3)

Goes Down on the Rebound

(Wolf Pack H3)

Broner

(LVH3)

Cheeky Bastard

(NYCH3/BH3)

bEATzIT

(LVH3)

Twink Baby

(LVH3)

Vestosterone

(RH3)

THE VIRGINATOR

(HMHHH)

SPLIT HER BARE

(HMHHH)

Bonertown

(LVH3)

Brown Noser

(H5)

Where's my D?

(BFMH3)

Gaelic Pasties

(IndyScent H3)

G. I.

(RVMSON H3)

Just Rachel

(LVH3)

I Cunt Hear You

SHIT
I'm not a furry.