Ever wanted to go to a hash campout without the difficulty of actually going camping? LVH3 and CUNTH3 have the campout for you!
Welcome to the Anal LVH3/CUNTH3 CAMPOUT! This is our fourth year holding it at the fantastically equipped Woods Campground in Lehighton, PA. Never heard of The Woods, the member’s only, clothing optional, LGBT campground? Well slap on your handle bar mustache and spandex, because are you in for it. The grounds include:
A penis shaped pool
Trails upon trails for your hiking pleasure
So much more that you just need to show up to find out about!
We hashers also have our own spot to call our own, but we have had amazing interactions with fellow non-hasher campers in past years.
The theme this year is . . . . RAVE! Grab your glow sticks, string some beads together, grab those “other” beads (wink), develop a taste for EDM (the actual music or the beautiful hasher), and get ready to dance the weekend away to the point where you won’t want to look your boss in the eyes on Monday because you just seen some shit. Along with copious amounts of dance parties where your will literally shake your ass ‘til the morning light, there will also be a bone fire courteous of the Woods.
Not sold yet? How about a shots trail Friday night, actual trail Saturday, and a hangover trail Sunday morning? How about a Hash Olympics as presented by CUNTH3? Its happening, and it’ll be as fucking awesome as you expect it to be.
Rego starts at 12:00pm on March 31, 2017. Initial price will be $120.00 until April 11, 2017. After June 11, the price increases to $150.00 until the day of the experience. Yes, this is an experience, not just a campout. Sign up for that shit as soon as possible.
There will be a vegetarian option for each mean and we will have a gluten free option for alcohol.
*If you wish to pay through PayPal and not pay the fee that is charged you can send your payment through the friends and family option on PayPal. If you do this you will need to choose the option of Check during registration and then go through PayPal directly and send a payment to email@example.com. Please make sure if you choose this option you provide your nerd name and hash name so I know who the registration is for.
Anything you need to survive a weekend in The Woods!
The Woods Campground
1pm Registration opens
4pm Tap Kegs
Party All Night
11am Trail and Closing Circle
12pm Pack up Camp Shiggy
1pm Pool Party