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LVH3 and CUNTH3 4TH Anal Campout at The Woods 2017

06/16 12:00 PM to 06/18 12:00 AM

A Hash Campout

Cost: $150*

Ever wanted to go to a hash campout without the difficulty of actually going camping? LVH3 and CUNTH3 have the campout for you!

Welcome to the Anal LVH3/CUNTH3 CAMPOUT! This is our fourth year holding it at the fantastically equipped Woods Campground in Lehighton, PA. Never heard of The Woods, the member’s only, clothing optional, LGBT campground? Well slap on your handle bar mustache and spandex, because are you in for it. The grounds include:
A penis shaped pool
Bathrooms
Showers
Night Club
Cafe
Hot Tubs
Volleyball Court
Trails upon trails for your hiking pleasure

So much more that you just need to show up to find out about!
We hashers also have our own spot to call our own, but we have had amazing interactions with fellow non-hasher campers in past years.

The theme this year is . . . . RAVE! Grab your glow sticks, string some beads together, grab those “other” beads (wink), develop a taste for EDM (the actual music or the beautiful hasher), and get ready to dance the weekend away to the point where you won’t want to look your boss in the eyes on Monday because you just seen some shit. Along with copious amounts of dance parties where your will literally shake your ass ‘til the morning light, there will also be a bone fire courteous of the Woods.

Not sold yet? How about a shots trail Friday night, actual trail Saturday, and a hangover trail Sunday morning? How about a Hash Olympics as presented by CUNTH3? Its happening, and it’ll be as fucking awesome as you expect it to be.

Rego starts at 12:00pm on March 31, 2017. Initial price will be $120.00 until April 11, 2017. After June 11, the price increases to $150.00 until the day of the experience. Yes, this is an experience, not just a campout. Sign up for that shit as soon as possible.

There will be a vegetarian option for each mean and we will have a gluten free option for alcohol.

*If you wish to pay through PayPal and not pay the fee that is charged you can send your payment through the friends and family option on PayPal. If you do this you will need to choose the option of Check during registration and then go through PayPal directly and send a payment to liquorbox29@gmail.com. Please make sure if you choose this option you provide your nerd name and hash name so I know who the registration is for.


RAVE

Anything you need to survive a weekend in The Woods!

Start Location Details

The Woods Campground

3500 Forest St, Lehighton, PA 18235

Schedule of Events

1pm Registration opens

4pm Tap Kegs

6pm Dinner

8pm Trail


11am Trail

2pm Lunch

4:00pm Hashlypics

6pm Dinner

Party All Night


11am Trail and Closing Circle

12pm Pack up Camp Shiggy

1pm Pool Party


Public Event

See the full list!

111 Hashers came

including:

Twink Baby

(LVH3)

Goes Down on the Rebound

(Wolf Pack H3)

G. I.

(RVMSON H3)

Pussy Petter

(CDPCH3)

Fannypacker

(BFMH3)

Kaptain Hooker

LILH3
You and the Kap'n can ...

3wayRunaway

(LVH3)

Cum Test Dummy

(CUNTH3)

Cuntface

(Poernstar H3)

ManSauce

(Rideau H3)

F.A.R.T

CUNTH3
...

LUNCH

(NYCH3)

Amazonian Cock Trumpet

(FCH3)

Daddy Came

(LVH3)

Once Twice Five Times a Lady

(RH3)

Cuntortionist

(LVH3)

The Shocker

(LVH3)

Infectious Erectus

(LVH3)

Just Rachel

(LVH3)

She Takes Dick

(DCPH4)

Illegal Discharge

LVH3

AARP

(LVH3)

Just Jason

(DCPH4)

Just Reena

(LVH3)

What What (Mud in the Butt)

(TTH3)

1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila, WHORE!

(BKH3)

LVH3
...

Just Bethany

(LVH3)

Snatch Ninja

(FCH3)

Brown Noser

(H5)

Wants It Bad

(ReadingH3)

Rubber RIpper

(LVH3)

Dead Hooker

(NYCH3)

Ass Spelunker

DCRW

UpperCunt

H5 BFM
...

Red Cock Down

(LVH3)

Gaelic Pasties

(IndyScent H3)

Just Kristen

(LVH3)

Orgie porgie puddin n pie

(BFMH3 and PorMEH3)

bEATzIT

(LVH3)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Pantyfile

Ben Franklin's Mom H3
...

Gordon slamsey

(Rumson)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

LVH3
"Get out of my circle?...

I Cunt Hear You

SHIT
I'm not a furry.

Jersey Steamer

(NYCH3)

Sex-A-Sketch

LVH3
Hash harder not smarter!

Gag'em Style

(CUNTH3/STCH3)

Handy Crapper

(CDPCH3)

The Young and the Wristless

(KnickH3)

Inthe Bush

(SH3)

Broner

(LVH3)

Pappas pussy pussy

(LVH3)

Where's my D?

(BFMH3)

Dick In Hand

(Wolf Pack H3)

Egg Fucker

(LVH3)

Bloody Poussière

FCH3
Je saigne car je vis.

Bonertown

(LVH3)

Sharin' Peter

(H5)

SHUT THE FUCK UP

(SB-H3)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Vestosterone

(RH3)

Late Nite Drive Thru

DCRW
If you can't laugh at ...

SPLIT HER BARE

(HMHHH)

shut the fuck up and maybe we'll name you

(PGHH3)

Under the Siege

(PhillyH3)

Penis Fly Trap

SB-H3
She's a furry.

THE VIRGINATOR

(HMHHH)

Cheeky Bastard

(NYCH3/BH3)

CPA

(STCH3)

Just Brandi

(PÜC)

Ghetto Inferno

(LVH3)

Tesla Twat

(RH3 )

Knitpull

(LVH3)

The ClothesHer

Larrikins
...

Sheewee Herman

FCH3

Loose Early

(FCH3)

I c dead wieners

(LVH3)

Snatch Avenger

(LVH3)

Type A Hole

(CUNTH3)