Welcum , Welcum, Welcum to one of the greatest shit shows on earth! Lehigh Valley and Ben Franklin Mob H3's 2021 campout weekend! This is a special year in that its our 6th anniversary partying with our friends at The Woods Resort. Join us for a weekend of shiggy, beer, food and expanding some fabulous friendships!
This year we will be joining The Woods during their Mini-Illumination weekend which means our theme this year will be Raving at the woods. Along with all of our own shenanigans The Woods will be having a ton of great activities that we can join in, once I get more details I'll update the event, but check out their website for some details. If you've never been to The Woods, it is an amazing LGBTQ+ clothing optional campground that has been great to us over the years. Included in your rego is access to heated showers, flushing toilets or a port a john if you like it rough, a full size pool, two hot tubs, a full bar, dance club, and so much more!
So bring your neon, body paint, ALL THE GLITTER, and everything that you need to have be an amazing weeking! Whether you flaunt it, flash it or keep it wrapped up, we're gonna have a great time and wind the place up!
THE IMPORTANT STUFF:
IF YOU HAVE NEVER ATTENDED OUR CAMPOUT. PLEASE REGISTER WITH THE WOODS CAMPGROUND AHEAD OF TIME TO MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE EASIER ! its free to register!
The Woods has changed their group camping area so we will not be in the normal area that we were in the past. That being said, for this year we are going with a slightly smaller number of attendees, capping at 75. This is primarily to allow us to figure out all of the logistics of the new location and allow us to give you all the great quality campout you expect. BUTT don't worry, our full expectation is that for 2022 we fully plan on returning to our normal campout size!
NO DOGS, NO WEAPONS, NO FIREWORKS, NO BAD ATTITUDES
Friday: arrive NO EARLIER than 2 pm. if you do? you'll be turned away.
Beer will be tapped by 4pm
Would you like EARLY ACCESS?!?! all you hafta do is volunteer! help will be needed with the setup crew, rego tent and a few other things. email: email@example.com
OTHER IMPORTANT STUFF:
cost: $125 (price is a little lower than normal since you are accepting to be our guinea pig for the new group camping location)
YOUR REGO IS NOT GUARANTEED UNTIL YOU MAKE PAYMENT. IF YOU REGO AND A PRICE INCREASE HAPPENS BEFORE YOU PAY, YOU PAY THE HIGHER PRICE SO! rego early and often!
when: September 24, 25, 26
where: The Woods Campground 3500 Forest St
Lehighton, Pennsylvania 18235
Food: There may be SOME vegetarian options available, along with water and cider. if you have other special dietary needs, we suggest bringing those along with you.
1) Given that we are doing a reduced number this year we will have a waitlist
2) there are no refunds.
3) transfers will be allowed up until 11:59 PM September 17th if you want to transfer and can't find anyone please email me at firstname.lastname@example.org and I will help you connect with someone on the wait list.
Raving at the Woods!!!
The Woods Campground
Arrive NO Earlier than 2pm. If you do you will be turned away.
Beer will be tapped by 4pm
Want to cum early, let me know and we can put you to work getting everything set up in time so you can relax as soon as the beer is tapped.
Open Hab Sales
Dinner - Pizza
Midnight Naked trail maybe?
Breakfast (approx 9am) - Continental Breakfast (fruit, bagels, coffee, and who knows what else.
10:30 am TRAIL!!!! Hares to be determined, but I'm sure the BFM crew will show us an amazing time
Lunch : Burgers and Dogs and all of the normal picnic foods.
Hab Sales, Hash games, and general debauchery
Dinner : TBD, but planning on this to be BBQ with all the fixins, and will also have some vegetarian options as well.
9am Continental breakfast again, you know the deal
10 am Closing Circle
12 noon Clean up your site and GTFO!
Every camper is welcome to stay the rest of the day on Sunday to hang out by the pool, or participate in other activities the Woods has to offer, but your campsite MUST be clear and clean by noon!