Hear Ye Hear Ye !
Welcome to the Rubber Commando's Going Commando Blue Moon Immortal Patch Trail. That’s a mouth full... That’s what she said!

Just like a case of herpes, we're back to make you itch and scratch.
And to drink some shitty beer (PBR) and earn an awesome patch.

The Immortals last met on Halloween in 2020. Covid-ween.
Lucky for you wankers, a Blue Moon cums our way on Wed, August 30th 2023.
This is your first chance to become an Immortal Hasher since 2020. And your last chance until 2026 so don't miss it.
The 2020 trail was over 7.5 miles long. But it was a Saturday night trail. The 2023 trail is Wednesday night. So shortened it up juuuuust a little bit.

How It Works: This trail is like any other full moon trail. Except you'll need to run a small section of this trail in the buff. You can wear your shoes, shiggy socks, and hash necklace. At the end of the naked section you will be anointed an Immortal Hasher by the glowing True-Trail scepter and earn this awesome patch. (see kennel pic) Ta-da, you’re now an immortal hasher.

Note: you'll be given a bag to carry your clothes while on the commando section of trail.

To become an Immortal Hasher, and go down in hash-tory as a legend, rego now. There are only 69 spots available for the 2023 event.
Only 300 patches will ever be made, so get it while you can. And join the list of IMMORTALS.

If you’re already an Immortal Hasher, rego is $5.00. (You won’t get a 2nd patch. you’re already a legend.) Everyone else, rego is $15.00.

Paypal - fdpfg@aol.com (use pay a friend)
Cash App - $LTH32020
Please pay by Tue the Aug 29th, thanks

This Is A WEDNESDAY night trail. You have been warned. Plan Accordingly.
Also, nudity does not mean consent. Be respectful of your fellow hashers.

The address and more deets will be cumming soon.
Any questions? Just ask.
Cant wait to see you wankers on August 30th.
ON-ON
Snake Didn't Fuck Me
LTH3

P.S. This event will NOT actually grant you immortality, but it will get you an awesome hash patch.
No virgins on this trail.
please show up between 700 and 730, but NOT before then. thanks.

Run Naked Under the Blue Moon.

A thirst for shitty beer & Jell-O-Shots, cranium lamps, and a sense of adventure.