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What to expect:
update - Address is 2285 Lakey Creek Rd. Franklin NC 28734. This is really not dog friendly. The owner has a dog that gets along with people great other dogs not so much. There is “some” running water from a tap but only one so plan accordingly. This is a mountain goat trail in NC please wear appropriate foot wear there is always a snake potential. (End of update)
We will be primitive camping on private property in Franklin NC. Carpooling is strongly recommended. There is some shelter in case of rain.
Not dog friendly.
There is no running water on the property, but we will have plenty of bottled water for drinking, a hand-washing station, and a porta-potty. There is no shower, but there is an ice-cold mountain creek for you hardy souls.
In addition to meals, we will provide snacks, water, beer, and seltzer. If you have any dietary restrictions, please let DILF know ASAP so we can plan accordingly.
You must sign a waiver to attend. NO EXCEPTIONS.
There will gimmes for all, and fun prizes for the Mr. and Ms. Two Night Stand Pageant.
Luna Ticks hab for sale!
All of the hash traditions apply – We are hashers, not trashers. Respect the owner’s property, and nature in general. Nudity does not mean consent. No means no. NUDITY IS LIMITED TO EVENING HOURS ONCE THE SUN IS DOWN.
What to bring:
Tent or hammock, bedding, camp chairs, bug spray, sunscreen, any food/liquor you will want outside of camp meals, sturdy shoes and shiggy socks for the Mountain Goat Trail, contribution to Shooting Star Trail, your talent for the pageant.
Do not block the neighbor's driveways, please park off the road.
May 13th –
4:00 pm – Check in and set up
6:00 pm – Meal – Cheese pizza, pepperoni pizza, salad
8:30 pm - Trail of Horrors
9:30 pm – Shooting Star Trail
May 14th –
8:00 – 10:00 am – Hot breakfast – Eggs, potatoes, bacon, sausage, pastries, fruit, coffee
10:00 am– Hab Fair
12:00 pm– Lunch – Sandwiches (PB&J, pimento cheese, chicken salad), chips, fruit
2:00 pm– Mountain Goat Trail
2:00 pm– Never Leave Campers – Cards Against Humanity, Werewolves, play in the creek, shenanigans in general
6:00 pm– Dinner – Hots dogs and burgers with all the fixins, baked beans
8:00 pm– Mr. and Ms. Two Night Stand Pageant
May 15th –
8:00 – 9:00 am – Continental breakfast – Pastry, fruit, coffee
11:00 am – Pack up and clean up
12:00 pm - GTFO