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!!!!Cancelled due to COVID 19!!!! PGH-H3 40th Analversary: License to Swill ft. the Girl with the Golden Buns 2020

05/29 03:00 PM to 05/31 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $120*

Hare(s):

WMD and Ear

!!! This event has been cancelled due to COVID-19 !!!!!

Unfortunately, after many discussions, the decision was made to cancel this event. We'll miss seeing all of you, but felt that it was the rational decision to make due to the uncertainty and risks of COVID-19. On-On!!

It's the 40th analversary of Pittsburgh H3, the worst running club in western Pennsylvania! Traditionally, the 40th anniversary is celebrated with rubies, but instead we're going GOLD, baby! Gold means value, which means $$$, which means it will be a hoity toity, VIP, exclusive affair full of sexy intrigue. Just the kind of shindig James Bond himself would feel lucky to be ordered bust into. Now, in lieu of an overwrought campout description incorporating various Bond tropes, here is a list of tortured genre puns and THEN a traditional weekend itinerary. You're welcome.

Dr. No Means No
Goldfinger? I don't even know her!
Thunderbald
Ewe Only Live Twice
On Her Vajesty's Secret Service
Diamonds Are Forever, Circle Lasts Longer
Live and Let Dye, the Easter Egg Story
The Man with the Golden Dick
Poonraker
For Your Thighs Only
A View to a Krill
GoldenEye, Yes I Would!
The World Is Hot Enough
Dye Another Day, the year without an Easter
Quantum of Sore Ass
Spectre? I don't even know her!

But what can I expect at this weekend campout?
Event haberdashery, Friday Trail, Friday Beer Share, Saturday Trail, Hash Olympdicks - Casino Grand Mal, Beer Mile, Shower Concierge, Skits & Dancing, Bond/Villain/Girl costume contest, Bonfire, Midnight (or earlier!) shot quest trail, Sunday Zippy (TM) trail for wankers.

What can I expect to pay for this bounty of food, friends, and entertainment?
$80 until 2/29 (Leap Day!)
$90 until 4/30 LAST DAY FOR HAB
$100 until 5/28
$120 at the Gate

PROHIBITED
Dogs, guns, teenagers, generators, campers bigger than a pop-up, and SPECTRE operatives.


License to Swill ft. the Girl with the Golden Buns

A vessel, yourself, a tent (etc), beer share beer

Start Location Details

Public Event

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73 Hashers came

including:

Thomas Cipressi

(Cedar Falls H3)

Idiotic Cat Poser

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Twerkin' Overtime

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Flasher

(MoA2H3)

Moonshine Motorboater

Charlie's Angels Hash House Harriers
...

Buns

(Pgh-H3)

Bloody Poussière

Flour City Hash House Harriers
Je saigne car je vis.

K9

(Pgh-H3)

Uncle John

(FCH3)

Dick Buttons

Keystone Hash House Harriers
...

Shart Appreciation

(PittH3)

WMD

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
Ron Swanson - A charac...

phWedgie

(H5)

Sex and Ate

(MoA2H3)

Ted Prick

(Pgh-H3)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Mud Flaps

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

6 Cooter

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Free 2 Lay

Susquehanna Pussies on Trail
...

Cumz Alone

(EH3)

Squirreleo

(Pgh-H3)

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Pack My Fanny

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Can U Not Tinkle

Old Frederick Hash House Harriers
...

Smitten

(PGHH3)

Catwoman

Dayton Hash House Harriers
...

Liquher Cookie

(Pgh-H3)

Anal Eaze

Pittsburgh Inebriated Thirsty Thursday H3
...

Whip It Out

Motown/Ann Arbor H3
...

Mr. Buns

(Pgh-H3)

It Cuda Ben Worse

(EH3)

Cum on my Tits

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

The Black Clap

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Penis head

(DH3)

Wants It Bad

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
“It” all depends...

Steph Infection

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
Meh

Major Pecker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

T-Boner

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Triple Dipple

Pittsburgh Inebriated Thirsty Thursday H3
...

Dirty Gerbil

(PGHH3)

Titty Whiskers

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Flaccid Lasso

(SCH4)

Noah

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Porn Again Christian

Pittsburgh Rogue Alternative Trails
...

Penis head

(Dayton Hash House...)

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
Flour + Beer + Trail =...

Honeynut Squirreleo

Pittsburgh H3
Head? Who said head...

Kitten Mittons

Keystone Hash House Harriers
You'll be smitten.

SirCumscriber

(FCH3)

Tawny Ki-Taint

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Back Door Buzz

(Hogtown)

BitchinHeat

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Beets The Shit Outta Me

Pittsburgh Inebriated Thirsty Thursday H3
...

7 Layer Dip

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Sphincter Control

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Any Cock'll Do (Cockle)

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Aims Low

(Hogtown)

Jello Jigglers

(FCH3 and POPR)

Vagically Delicious

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Finger Food

(PGHH3)

Harness My Fish Whistle

(EH3)

THE 2nd Cumming

(Boston H3)

Spermit

(Pgh-H3)

Kunt Spel Jill

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Rexine

(Pittsburgh H3 )

Two Birds Fucking on an Elephant's Dong

(PittH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
...

Free Cuntry

(FCH3)

Titty Titty Bang Bang

(SCH4)

Purple Princess

(Pgh-H3)

Crack Filler

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
Mmmmm, BEER!

Asshole By Semen

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...