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!!!!Cancelled due to COVID 19!!!! PGH-H3 40th Analversary: License to Swill ft. the Girl with the Golden Buns 2020

05/29 03:00 PM to 05/31 12:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $100*

Hare(s):

WMD and Ear

!!! This event has been cancelled due to COVID-19 !!!!!

Unfortunately, after many discussions, the decision was made to cancel this event. We'll miss seeing all of you, but felt that it was the rational decision to make due to the uncertainty and risks of COVID-19. On-On!!

It's the 40th analversary of Pittsburgh H3, the worst running club in western Pennsylvania! Traditionally, the 40th anniversary is celebrated with rubies, but instead we're going GOLD, baby! Gold means value, which means $$$, which means it will be a hoity toity, VIP, exclusive affair full of sexy intrigue. Just the kind of shindig James Bond himself would feel lucky to be ordered bust into. Now, in lieu of an overwrought campout description incorporating various Bond tropes, here is a list of tortured genre puns and THEN a traditional weekend itinerary. You're welcome.

Dr. No Means No
Goldfinger? I don't even know her!
Thunderbald
Ewe Only Live Twice
On Her Vajesty's Secret Service
Diamonds Are Forever, Circle Lasts Longer
Live and Let Dye, the Easter Egg Story
The Man with the Golden Dick
Poonraker
For Your Thighs Only
A View to a Krill
GoldenEye, Yes I Would!
The World Is Hot Enough
Dye Another Day, the year without an Easter
Quantum of Sore Ass
Spectre? I don't even know her!

But what can I expect at this weekend campout?
Event haberdashery, Friday Trail, Friday Beer Share, Saturday Trail, Hash Olympdicks - Casino Grand Mal, Beer Mile, Shower Concierge, Skits & Dancing, Bond/Villain/Girl costume contest, Bonfire, Midnight (or earlier!) shot quest trail, Sunday Zippy (TM) trail for wankers.

What can I expect to pay for this bounty of food, friends, and entertainment?
$80 until 2/29 (Leap Day!)
$90 until 4/30 LAST DAY FOR HAB
$100 until 5/28
$120 at the Gate

PROHIBITED
Dogs, guns, teenagers, generators, campers bigger than a pop-up, and SPECTRE operatives.


License to Swill ft. the Girl with the Golden Buns

A vessel, yourself, a tent (etc), beer share beer

Start Location Details

Public Event

73 Hashers cumming:

6 Cooter

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

7 Layer Dip

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Anal Eaze

Pittsburgh Inebriated Thirsty Thursday H3
...

Any Cock'll Do (Cockle)

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Asshole By Semen

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Beets The Shit Outta Me

Pittsburgh Inebriated Thirsty Thursday H3
...

BitchinHeat

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Bloody Poussière

Flour City Hash House Harriers
Je saigne car je vis.

Can U Not Tinkle

Old Frederick Hash House Harriers
...

Catwoman

Dayton Hash House Harriers
...

Crack Filler

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Cum on my Tits

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Dick Buttons

Keystone Hash House Harriers
...

Ear of the Sperm

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
...

Free 2 Lay

Susquehanna Pussies on Trail
...

Honeynut Squirreleo

Pittsburgh H3
Head? Who said head...

Hung Like This

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Idiotic Cat Poser

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Kitten Mittons

Keystone Hash House Harriers
You'll be smitten.

Major Pecker

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Moonshine Motorboater

Charlie's Angels Hash House Harriers
...

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
...

Mud Flaps

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Noah

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Pack My Fanny

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Porn Again Christian

Pittsburgh Rogue Alternative Trails
...

Sphincter Control

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Steph Infection

Titties N'@ Hash House Harriettes
Queen of PGH HashRego

Swings Both Ways

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

T-Boner

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Tawny Ki-Taint

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

The Black Clap

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Titty Whiskers

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Triple Dipple

Pittsburgh Inebriated Thirsty Thursday H3
...

Twerkin' Overtime

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Wants It Bad

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
“It” all depends...

Whip It Out

Motown/Ann Arbor H3
...

WMD

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
Ron Swanson - A charac...

Aims Low

(Hogtown)

Back Door Buzz

(Hogtown)

Buns

(Pgh-H3)

Cumz Alone

(EH3)

Dirty Gerbil

(PGHH3)

Finger Food

(PGHH3)

Flaccid Lasso

(SCH4)

Flasher

(MoA2H3)

Free Cuntry

(FCH3)

Harness My Fish Whistle

(EH3)

It Cuda Ben Worse

(EH3)

Jello Jigglers

(FCH3 and POPR)

K9

(Pgh-H3)

Kunt Spel Jill

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Liquher Cookie

(Pgh-H3)

Mr. Buns

(Pgh-H3)

Penis head

(DH3)

Penis head

(Dayton Hash House...)

phWedgie

(H5)

Purple Princess

(Pgh-H3)

Rexine

(Pittsburgh H3 )

Sex and Ate

(MoA2H3)

Shart Appreciation

(PittH3)

SirCumscriber

(FCH3)

Smitten

(PGHH3)

Spermit

(Pgh-H3)

Squirreleo

(Pgh-H3)

Ted Prick

(Pgh-H3)

THE 2nd Cumming

(Boston H3)

Thomas Cipressi

(Cedar Falls H3)

Titty Titty Bang Bang

(SCH4)

Two Birds Fucking on an Elephant's Dong

(PittH3)

Uncle John

(FCH3)

Vagically Delicious

(Eerie Hash House ...)

Wide Open Hole

(Eerie Hash House ...)