Details and information:
Yep, we're doing it again and we keep adding themes to the continous theme so if you're lazy ass doesn't want to do something new, you can recycle your costumes from one of hte last four years. Dress like a cowboy, alien, mermaid, pirate, or all of the above.

ROUGH SCHEDULE OVERVIEW
(Subject to change at any time)

Friday:
Check in: 3 pm. We cannot accept early check-ins.
Set up tents, help gather wood for evening fires
Dinner: Somethin’ grilled before we crawl pubs. (6 pm ish)
Hare Lies: (630 pm ish)
Pub crawl-Leave from camp, stumble back, with a pit stop at a gay bar. Bring a headlamp or risk falling on your face on the walk home. (7-SHARPish).

Saturday:
Breakfast: Muffins, bananas, maybe someone brave enough to wrassle some bacon and eggs.
Amazing Gangaman trail with 7 drink checks assisted by Yeast Confection (1030 am)
Lunch: Pizza at the end of trail
Beach time, Olympdicks, Fire time and Karaoke!
Dinner: Potluck. You bring it, you share it. No freeloadin’—SIGN UP HERE or get stuck eatin’ someone’s vegan, gluten-free, "casserole."

Sunday:
Breakfast: Light potluck fare to soothe your fins. Fruit, muffins, Bring your own shit.
Hangover trail (True hangover like half a mile)
GTFO by 11 am.

PRICE
$84.69 If you’re a quick draw…early parrot special (May 15th to June 16th)
$94.69 for the slackers and indecisive (June 17th to August 7th)
$104.69 those who always like to cum last (August 8th to August 14th)

PAYMENT INFORMATION
All payments will be sent to Jihad Jew:
Include your Hash Name/NerdName and LAH3 Campout 2025
Venmo: @Joshua-Odaffer
PayPal: https://www.paypal.me/amishknob
Make sure to use the "For Friend and Family" option, otherwise we'll have to charge you extra to cover the processing fee!

SHIRT AVAILABLE FOR EXTRA $ PREORDER. MORE INFO & ORDER LINK TO CUM

FAQ:

What if I just wanna cum/stay just one night? (Friday/Saturday)?
Better to cum late than never. You pay $54.69. Indicate which night you plan to stay when sending in your payment.

What if I just want to hash and leave?
$15. (Don't bitch. You're getting SEVEN drink checks and pizza!)

What if I don't want to camp?
We have a list of hotels with decent rates. There is no group rate.
Book it yourself

I don't know how to use online payment platforms:
Pay us cash in person in advance, or get with 2026.

What do I get for my money?
Camping (there is a cost per person), beer, seltzer, gimmeis, pub crawl, hash, pizza, and fun. Shirts will be available for an extra fee.

I only drink wine/whiskey/malort. Will that be included?
We'll have beer, some kind of seltzer, and Pirate Punch. If you want something else specific, you'll have to get it yourself - although lots of people bring other things and share. so who knows what'll be floating around in the pool.

Is there cell service?
Yes

Can I come early?
No. The campground only opens up at 3pm.

What's the weather?
Check it yourself. It's usually pretty nice there in August, but it can get windy at night and sometimes foggy in the mornings. Bring layers.

Will there be food Friday?
Yes. We will supply a light dinner (hot dogs) and if anyone wants to make their pot luck contribiution Friday, they can sign up for that.
There will also be restaurants near the pub crawl route and there is a supermarket a mile away. POTLUCK SIGN UP FORM

Will there be food Saturday?
Breakfast will be minimal. If you want something hot, make it yourself. Lunch will be pizza. Dinner will be pot luck-- Sign up on thus form so folks know what to bring!
POTLUCK SIGN UP FORM

Will there be fire?
Yes! Lots of it! Barring any unexpected governmental restrictions.
But we need help gathering wood from the beach. So if you have a wagon and/or wanna help, let us know when you check in and we will gladly take volunteers!

What should I bring?
Camping shit, pub crawl shit including themed costumes, hashing shit, layers, headlamps, food for the potluck, sunscreen, beach stuff, towel, anything personal you may need: medications, condoms, Malort, etc.

Cowboy Space Pirate Mermaid