Organizers:
LAH3 2026 Cowboy Space Pirate Mermaid Campout on the Beach 2026
08/14 03:00 PM
A LAH3 Hash Campout
Cost: $105*
Details and information:
Yep, we're doing it again and we keep adding themes to the continuous theme so if you're lazy ass doesn't want to do something new, you can recycle your costumes from one of the last four years. Dress like a cowboy, alien, mermaid, pirate, or all of the above.
ROUGH SCHEDULE OVERVIEW
(See Schedule below for more detailed schedule- subject to chang)
Friday
Check in: 3 pm. We cannot accept early check-ins.
Set up tents, help gather wood for evening fires
Dinner
Hare Lies: (630 pm ish)
Pub crawl-Leave from camp, stumble back, with a pit stop at a gay bar. Bring a headlamp or risk falling on your face on the walk home. (7-SHARPish).
Saturday
Breakfast
Amazing Gangaman trail with 7 drink checks assisted by Yeast Confection (1030 am)
Lunch: Pizza at the end of trail
Beach time, Olympdicks, Fire time and Karaoke!
Dinner: Potluck. You bring it, you share it. No freeloadin’—SIGN UP HERE or get stuck eatin’ someone’s vegan, gluten-free, "casserole."
Sunday
Breakfast: Light potluck fare to soothe your fins. Fruit, muffins, Bring your own shit.
Hangover trail (True hangover like half a mile)
GTFO by 11 am.
PRICE
$84.69 If you’re a quick draw…early parrot special (May 15th to June 16th)
$94.69 for the slackers and indecisive (June 17th to August 7th)
$104.69 those who always like to cum last (August 8th to August 14th)
PAYMENT INFORMATION
All payments will be sent to Jihad Jew:
Include your Hash Name/Nerd Name and LAH3 Campout 2026
Venmo: @Joshua-Odaffer
PayPal: https://www.paypal.me/amishknob
Make sure to use the "For Friend and Family" option, otherwise we'll have to charge you extra to cover the processing fee!
PARKING
We have limited parking spots, but campers can drop their gear off and move their cars to the day lot for $10/day. See Parking Tab below
PREORDER EXTRA TSHIRT
Shirt Orders have alrady closed
FAQ:
What if I just wanna cum/stay just one night? (Friday/Saturday)?
Better to cum late than never. You pay $54.69. Indicate which night you plan to stay when sending in your payment.
What if I just want to hash and leave?
$15. (Don't bitch. You're getting SEVEN drink checks and pizza!)
What if I don't want to camp?
We have a list of hotels with decent rates. There is no group rate.
Book it yourself
I don't know how to use online payment platforms:
Pay us cash in person in advance, or get with 2026.
What do I get for my money?
Camping (there is a cost per person), beer, seltzer, gimmies, pub crawl, hash, pizza, and fun. Shirts will be available for an extra fee.
I only drink wine/whiskey/Malort. Will that be included?
We'll have beer, some kind of seltzer, and Pirate Punch. If you want something else specific, you'll have to get it yourself - although lots of people bring other things and share. so who knows what'll be floating around in the pool.
Is there cell service?
Yes
Can I come early?
No. The campground only opens up at 3pm.
What's the weather?
Check it yourself. It's usually pretty nice there in August, but it can get windy at night and sometimes foggy in the mornings. Bring layers.
Will there be food Friday?
Yes. We will supply a light dinner (hot dogs) and if anyone wants to make their potluck contribution Friday, they can sign up for that.
There will also be restaurants near the pub crawl route and there is a supermarket a mile away. POTLUCK SIGN UP FORM
Will there be food Saturday?
Breakfast will be minimal. If you want something hot, make it yourself. Lunch will be pizza. Dinner will be pot luck-- Sign up on thus form so folks know what to bring!
POTLUCK SIGN UP FORM
Will there be fire?
Yes! Lots of it! Barring any unexpected governmental restrictions.
But we need help gathering wood from the beach. So if you have a wagon and/or wanna help, let us know when you check in and we will gladly take volunteers!
What should I bring?
Camping shit, pub crawl shit including themed costumes, hashing shit, layers, headlamps, food for the potluck, sunscreen, beach stuff, towel, anything personal you may need: medications, condoms, Malort, etc.
Cowboy Space Pirate Mermaid
Start Location Details
Ventura River Group Camp in Emma Wood State Beach
Ventura River Group Camp, Park Access Rd, Ventura, CA 93001
Schedule of Events
3:00pm Check in
We cannot accept early check-ins.
Set up tents, help gather wood for evening fires
6pm ish Dinner: Somethin’ grilled before we crawl pubs.
6:30pm-ish Hare Lies
7pm Pub Crawl On Out
Leave from camp, stumble back, with a pit stop at a gay bar. Bring a headlamp or risk falling on your face on the walk home.
Wake Up/Breakfast: When you want. Make sure to eat, it'll be a busy day!
Muffins, bananas, maybe someone brave enough to wrassle some bacon and eggs.
10:30am Amazing Gangaman trail with 5 beer checks assisted by Yeast Confection
2pm-ish Lunch: Pizza at the end of trail with BEEEEEEERRRRRR!!!!! Could be sooner depending if a Cheetah or a Cheater
3pm Beach Time Get it in while you can because we have possible three peat champions in…
4:20pm Olympdicks Do you have what it takes to win the Gold(schlager)?
6:00pm-ish Dinner: Potluck. You bring it, you share it. No freeloadin’—SIGN UP HERE or get stuck eatin’ someone’s vegan, gluten-free, "casserole."
After Diner: Karaoke & Fire time - who's bringing S'mores?
Naked Run: TBD permitting
Wake Up/ Breakfast: Light potluck fare to soothe your fins. Fruit, muffins, Bring your own shit.
10am Hangover trail: True hangover like half a mile and final group beach photo
11 am GTFO: Irish goodbye or stick around a little longer and help us clean up
Start:
LA Hash Campout 2026 - Emma Wood Group Camp, Ventura
Saturday August 15, 2026, 10:30 am start
Hare: Ganjaman & Yeast Confection
Another fun Saturday trail awaits you at the 2026 LA Campout.
There will be some shiggy, railroad tracks, climbing a ladder, a water crossing option, 5 beer checks.
Trail is not stroller friendly but ok for papoose/backpack baby carriers. Second half of trail is not friendly for larger dogs due to ladder. There will be a short trail option for those with large dogs or if you need to do a shorter trail.
Bring flashlight or headlamp
Be careful whilst on the railroad tracks, stay to the side of the tracks as trains pass regularly in both directions.
On on.
CAMPSITES
This year we have campsites B, C, and D. Be cognizant this is a public area with a trail going theough it. There may be other groups in the camp area and people traveling through on the bike and hiking trails.
PARKING
We have limited at-camp parking spots, but campers can drop their gear off and move their cars to the day lot about 100 yards away for a $10 a day (uses an app). Make sure you pay!
Public Event
including:
Perfect10
(LBH3)
Bone Jugz N’ Harmony
(LAH3)
Space Available
(LBH3)
Cuntractor
(LVHHH)
Bloody Red Rocket
(LAH3)
Gary the Shitstain
(FHAC-U)
Ridickulust
(LAH3)
Buttdart
Salt Lick
(LAH3 and LBH3)
Scabby Haze
(Long Beach HHH)
Scratch N Sniff (Saturday only)
(LBH3)
TMI
(NCH3)
Creamy White Fister
(SCH3)
Yeast Confection
(LAH3)
Cheater Beater
(Temecula H3)
Howdy Do Me
(OCH3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Furry Tits
(OCH3)
She Bangs
Fiddle her off the roof
(LAH3)
Just mark
(AssH3)
Razberry Honut
(Temecula H3)
Dandy Man Cam
(LAH3)
Room for Jesus
(TVH3)
Bareback Unicrack
(SurfCityH3)
Just Matt
(LBH3)
Scooby Doo Me
(LAH3)
Dog Duty
(LAH3)
Nose Dozer
(H3SoB)
Pussy Pusher
(SDH3)
Octomom
(NCH3 )
Max Lode
(H3SoB)
Ben Dover
(LBH3)
Money Shot
(LBH3)
Nearly Legless Dick
(OBH3)
Splat
(jHavH3)
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